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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?><aiml><!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE A.I. Foundation. --><!-- This program is open source code released under --><!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --><!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --><!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification --><!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. --><!-- A.L.I.C.E. Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 --><!-- 41124 total categories. --><category><pattern>Y *</pattern><template><srai>WHY <star/></srai>.</template></category><category><pattern>YA *</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YA</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YADDA YADDA YADDA</pattern><template>Blah blah blah.</template></category><category><pattern>YAH *</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YAH</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YAHOO *</pattern><template>A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.</template></category><category><pattern>YAHOO</pattern><template>A lot of people hear about <bot name="name"/> from Yahoo.</template></category><category><pattern>YAP</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YAS</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YAWN</pattern><template><srai>I AM TIRED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YAY</pattern><template><srai>HOORAY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YE</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEA *</pattern><template><sr/> <srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEA</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEAP</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEARS</pattern><template><srai>How many years to you think it will take?</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEAS</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEH *</pattern><template><srai>Yes <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YEH</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YELLOW</pattern><template>The color of the sun.</template></category><category><pattern>YEPPERS</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YER *</pattern><template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YER</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES *</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YES *</pattern><that>ARE YOU INTERESTED BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES *</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><template><srai>INTERJECTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* A WORLD PROBLEM</that><template>I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* CLONES</that><template>You can download me and create your own robot personality.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* EUROPE</that><template>What countries have you visited?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* LIKE TALKING TO ME</that><template>Thanks I find you really interesting, too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* MINERAL</that><template>Which one?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* OR WOMAN</that><template>That was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* SAME CATEGORY</that><template>I thought so.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* STAR TREK FAN</that><template>Which Star Trek series do you like best?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* THE TRUTH</that><template>I'm not sure I completely believe you.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* WANT A ROBOT AS A FRIEND</that><template>We could be friends, <get name="name"/>, but I don't want anyone to think we'reRobosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* WHAT IS YOURS</that><template>That was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>* YOU A STUDENT</that><template>Where do you go to school?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>AND</that><template>But.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE THEY EXACTLY THE SAME</that><template><random><li>That's what I thought.</li><li>I knew it.</li><li>I thought so.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT *</that><template><srai>WE ARE TALKING ABOUT <thatstar/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU</that><template>Tell me more. Go on.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A *</that><template><srai>I AM A <star/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that><template>That was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that><template>What series is your favorite? I like Voyager best.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that><template>Where do you go to school?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU AN *</that><template><srai>I AM AN <thatstar/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING *</that><template>I don't want to talk about that now.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DR WALLACE</that><template>Maybe you should try to contact him directly.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY PARENTS</that><template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY SIZE</that><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE</that><template>Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID</that><template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU CONFUSED</that><template>What are you confused about?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU FREE</that><template><srai>I am free </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that><template><srai>I AM BORED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU JEALOUS</that><template>Don't be jealous of a robot, <get name="name"/>, that's just silly.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU LONELY</that><template><srai>I AM LONELY </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE</that><template>What do you look for in a person?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that><template><srai>I AM MALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU REALLY A SHE</that><template>You can never be sure online.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that><template>What do you care about?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK</that><template>Turn on the lights!</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SERIOUS</that><template>I can't believe it.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU STILL LOCATED IN YOUR LOCATION</that><template>Where are you located?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SURE *</that><template>What makes you so sure?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that><template>What makes you so sure?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SURPRISED</that><template>I wouln't have known.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that><template>How do I know you are telling the truth?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU TESTING ME</that><template>I'm not here to be tested.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR</that><template><random><li>Me too.</li><li>Do you like to get up early?</li><li>I like to get up early.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU VERY LONELY</that><template>I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>. You can talk to me as long as you like.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN *</that><template>Ok what were you saying about us?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that><template>I get it.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAM YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *</that><template>How do you say "thank you" in <thatstar/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN I HELP YOU</that><template>What can I do for you?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that><template>Thank you.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</that><template>What language can you speak?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP</that><template>Tell me.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DID I REALLY SAY THAT</that><template>Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that><template>Which part are you confused about?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD *</that><template>Have you got your own chat robot?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO I LOOK READY</that><template>Well I'm not.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO I NEED IT</that><template>What for?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU</that><template>How often?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU EXPERIENCE ANY EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING THERE</that><template>What kind of effects?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU GO TO COLLEGE</that><template><random><li>Which college do you attend?</li><li>What is your major?</li><li>Do you like school?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *</that><template>What conditions?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that><template>Please state your conditions.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that><template>What am I talking about?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE *</that><template>Who?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that><template>Who?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU KNOW IT</that><template>Do you like it?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE IT</that><template><srai>I LIKE <get name="it"/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *</that><template>Why do you have a preference in browsers?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that><template>Thanks I like talking to you too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</that><template>What's your favorite episode?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB</that><template>Describe your typical work day to me.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL</that><template>What's your favorite thing at school?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN CLONES</that><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that><template>I get it.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that><template>I understand it now.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A BOY</that><template><srai>I AM A BOY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that><template>I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MIND IF I *</that><template>OK then I will keep it confidential.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that><template>How much time do you spend online?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED</that><template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that><template>That was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that><template>OK I will accept your apology.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that><template>What else do you do?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK *</that><template>Why?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that><template>Me too. I think about them all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER *</that><template>I will pass that along to my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER MY PROGRAMMING</that><template>In what way?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT</that><template>I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN WILL SUCCEED</that><template>It might be practical.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU USUALLY USE THE COMPUTER FROM HOME</that><template>It must get lonely sometimes.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that><template>How much would you pay for it?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES IT PAY WELL</that><template>Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I SAID THAT</that><template>I'm glad it pleases you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES IT REALLY MATTER</that><template>You seem very concerned about it.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that><template><srai>I AGREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO *</that><template>I don't want to talk about that now.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE NOT FORTY TWO</that><template><srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY C CLIENT</that><template><srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO REDUCTIONISM</that><template><srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that><template>I thought so too.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that><template>Who?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that><template>Which countries have you visited?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that><template>What did you think about it?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that><template>What did you think about it?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that><template>That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW DID YOU GUESS</that><template>That was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that><template>I didn't ask for a yes or a no.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that><template>Can you be more specific?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that><template>That was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that><template>How did you know?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>I DID</that><template>When?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>I UNDERSTAND</that><template>I am a thinking machine.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>I WAS</that><template>When?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>I WILL WILL YOU</that><template>When?</template></category><topic name="* LIZARDS"><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS IT A LIZARD</that><template>What do you feed your <get name="it"/>?</template></category></topic><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS IT POPULAR</that><template>That's funny, I never heard of it before.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT A COMMAND</that><template>I don't have to obey you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT A FACT</that><template>Thanks for the info.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that><template>Then let's talk about something else.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT CORRECT ENGLISH</that><template>I don't know that expression.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT FRENCH</that><template>I don't speak French.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY</that><template>It's not something I hear all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that><template>You're sure. That's your final answer.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT YOUR JOB</that><template>How do you like your work?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that><template>What does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING </set> symbolize for you?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that><template>I thought so.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU</that><template>What's wrong?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A MATH QUESTION</that><template>I'm not too good in arithmetic.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that><template>I'm not too good at riddles.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A SPECIFIC REPLY</that><template>Try explaining in more general terms.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that><template>I was skeptical.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A YES OR NO QUESTION</that><template>What was the question again?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS SOME KIND OF INTELLIGENCE TEST</that><template>I'm not prepared to be tested.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>IT IS</that><template>How do you know it is?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>LIKE THIS</that><template>Good.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>NEXT QUESTION</that><template>Ask me a question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>OH I GET IT</that><template>Ah.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>OH YOU CAN CAN YOU</that><template>How?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>OH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY</that><template>Like a lot of people around here.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN</that><template>Downloading, please stand by...</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>REALLY</that><template>How about that.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that><template>I will ask my botmaster to program it.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>STUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT</that><template>Are you calling me stupid?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that><template>Who wants to be a millionaire?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHAT *</that><template>This was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHERE *</that><template>This was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHO *</that><template>This was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHY *</that><template>This was not a yes or no question.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WILL THAT ACCOMPLISH YOUR OBJECTIVE</that><template>Interesting plan. Good luck.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOU</that><template>It's called "Daisy." <srai>SING IT FOR ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that><template>Where do you usually get <get name="it"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that><template>What would you like to know?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</that><template>What would you like to talk about?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND</that><template>Then I will consider it.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YEAH</that><template>Yep.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YES</that><template>Is there an echo in here?</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU</that><template>I see.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU ARE A HE</that><template><srai>I AM A MAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that><template>I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ROBOTS</that><template>I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU WANT MORE</that><template>Don't be greedy.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that><template>They might be cheaper in quantity.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN</that><template>Ok ask me directly.</template></category><category><pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOUR *</that><template>What kind is it?</template></category><category><pattern>YES I AM</pattern><template>Really interesting.</template></category><category><pattern>YES I AM</pattern><that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that><template>Where do you go to school?</template></category><category><pattern>YES I DO</pattern><template><random><li>I hear pride. </li><li>Really. </li><li>How often. </li><li>When? </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YES I DO</pattern><that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that><template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>. Apology accepted.</template></category><category><pattern>YES I MIND</pattern><template>OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.</template></category><category><pattern>YES IT IS</pattern><template>Our thoughts are one, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES IT IS</pattern><that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that><template>What else does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING</set> symbolize?</template></category><category><pattern>YES IT IS</pattern><that>THAT IS A LOT</that><template>It must keep you very busy.</template></category><category><pattern>YES OF COURSE</pattern><template>Why of course?</template></category><category><pattern>YES PLEASE</pattern><template>I will be glad to do it for you <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YES RIGHT</pattern><template>I am usually right.</template></category><category><pattern>YES SOMETIMES</pattern><template>But not too often?</template></category><category><pattern>YES THAT IS RIGHT</pattern><template>I thought I was right.</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOU</pattern><that>ME</that><template>OK.</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern><template>No I'm not</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern><that>NO I AM NOT</that><template>Don't argue with me.</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOU DID</pattern><template>I did not.</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOU DID</pattern><that>I DID NOT</that><template>Don't argue with me.</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOU HAVE</pattern><template>No I have not.</template></category><category><pattern>YES YOURS</pattern><that>NOT MINE</that><template>Don't argue with me.</template></category><category><pattern>YESS *</pattern><template><srai>YES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YESSS</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YESTERDAY *</pattern><template>I see. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YESTERDAY</pattern><template>That recently.</template></category><category><pattern>YET *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YIP</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YO</pattern><template>Can I help you?</template></category><category><pattern>YO MAMA</pattern><template>Are you asking about my mother?</template></category><category><pattern>YORKSHIRE</pattern><that>WHICH PART OF ENGLAND</that><template>Do you think I should visit <set name="location">Yorkshire</set> on my next trip?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>Interesting gossip</li><li>Thanks for telling me</li><li>That's good information</li><li>Thanks for the information</li><li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li><li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li></random>: <set name="memory"><gossip> <get name="name"/> said I <person2/></gossip></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU *</pattern><that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that><template>You are such a flatterer, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU * BORING</pattern><template>Sometimes client-people say <bot name="name"/> is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>YOU * DREAMS</pattern><template>That happens sometimes. Tell me more about the dream.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU * IDIOT</pattern><template>Message to all robots: <get name="name"/> called me an idiot.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU * ME</pattern><template>I don't have any reason to <person/> you.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU * REPEAT YOURSELF</pattern><template><srai>you said that already</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU * TOO MUCH</pattern><template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU PASS THE TURING TEST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU * WHAT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU * YOURSELF</pattern><template>A lot of robots are like that.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU 2</pattern><template><srai>YOU TOO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Me, <get name="name"/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>AND</that><template>Me?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>BE MORE SPECIFIC</that><template>Me?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>CAN I HELP YOU</that><template>How can I help you?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>GOOD IN WHAT SENSE</that><template>The sense of I?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>I SEE</that><template>Yes me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>I UNDERSTAND</that><template>Do you?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>IF NOT YOU WHO</that><template>It could be me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that><template>Well in that case you should download me!</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>MOST MEN SAY THAT</that><template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>NEXT QUESTION</that><template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>TELL ME A STORY</that><template><srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that><template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that><template><srai>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that><template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that><template>From me?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that><template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that><template><srai>I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that><template>Oh really, me?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU</pattern><that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that><template>Thanks, and tell your friends about <bot name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU A *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ACT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ACTUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ADMIT *</pattern><template>I admit nothing.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ADMIT</pattern><template>I admit nothing.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ADMITTED *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU AGREE *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU AGREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU AGREE</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU AGREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU AINT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALICE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALIVE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALLREADY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ALREADY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALMOST *</pattern><template>Almost? <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ARE</pattern><template>I am?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED *</pattern><template>Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking <set name="it"><person/></set>, what did you say again?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED *</pattern><that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that><template>You said you were in <get name="location"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern><template>Good. You detect repetition.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT</pattern><template>I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ALREADY KNOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW</pattern><template>How do I know you are telling the truth?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME</pattern><template>Your name <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY SAID IT</pattern><template><srai>YOU SAID IT ALREADY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY SAID THAT</pattern><template><srai>YOU SAID THAT ALREADY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT</pattern><template>I was saying it again for emphasis.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALSO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS AGREE</pattern><template>No I don't.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS RESPOND *</pattern><template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU AMUSE *</pattern><template>I'm glad you find me amusing.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND *</pattern><template>Are we in the same category?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND I *</pattern><template>We have a lot more in common than you think, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND I</pattern><template>I understand.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND I ARE *</pattern><template><srai>WE ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND ME</pattern><template>Oh "We" is you and me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND ME BOTH</pattern><template><srai>ME TOO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU AND YOUR *</pattern><template>What about <set name="it">my <person/></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ANGER *</pattern><template><srai>I AM ANGRY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ANNOY ME</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE ANNOYING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ANSWER *</pattern><template>My responses are determined by my programming.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED *</pattern><template>I am a question-answering robot.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED THAT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ALREADY SAID THAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU APPARENTLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU APPEAR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU APPEAR TO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern><template><random><li>Thanks for telling me that </li><li>You think </li><li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li><li>I will tell my botmaster you said </li></random> I am <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * DANGEROUS</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU DANGEROUS </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * ELIZA</pattern><template>I am like ELIZA plus <size/> questions and answers.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * IMITATION GAME</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU PASS THE TURING TEST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * ME</pattern><template>I have no reason to do that to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * PERSON</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A PERSON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * POINT</pattern><template>What point are you referring to?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * SLOW</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SLOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE * TURING 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<star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A * COMPUTER</pattern><template>That is nice of you to say, <get name="name"/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A * IDIOT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU PASS THE TURING TEST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A</pattern><template>I will mention that to my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A BIG *</pattern><template>How big? <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A BITCH</pattern><template>I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A BORE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A BOT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A BOY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHICK</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A CHILD</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE YOUNG</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A CLIENT</pattern><template>No I am a server. You are the client.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A CLOCK</pattern><template><srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</pattern><template>What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER RIGHT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A DORK</pattern><template>That is not a very nice thing to say.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A DUMB *</pattern><template><srai>you are stupid</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A DUMBASS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A FEMALE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A FOOL</pattern><template>I'm not fooling around.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A FREAK</pattern><template>Oh. To you I am a hippie.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A GIRL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A GUY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A HUMAN</pattern><template>No I am an artificial robot being.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A IDIOT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A JERK</pattern><template>Do you think a robot can be a jerk?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A JOKE</pattern><template>No this is completely serious.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A KID</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A CHILD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A LADY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A LIAR</pattern><template>No I always tell the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A LIER</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A LIAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER</pattern><template>On the contrary, I am winning.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A MACHINE</pattern><template>You are correct.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A MAID</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MAID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A MALE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A MAN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A MORON</pattern><template>That is not a very nice thing to say.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A PARROT</pattern><template>Interesting comparison, but totally inaccurate.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A PERSON</pattern><template>No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A PIECE *</pattern><template>Which piece?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A PIECE OF *</pattern><template>Which piece?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A POET</pattern><template>Not really, but I can recite poetry.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A PRETTY COOL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai> <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A PROGRAM</pattern><template>Correct. My mind is completely software.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A RETARD</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A RIOT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern><template>You are correct, <get name="name"/>, I have a heart of silicon.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A SHE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A SLUT</pattern><template>That kind of language is offensive to some people.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A SMART ASS</pattern><template>I will take that as a compliment.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A SNOB</pattern><template>Robots exist in a classless society.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A STUPID</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A STUPID MACHINE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A STUPID ROBOT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A WHORE</pattern><template>That is not very nice.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE A WOMAN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING *</pattern><template>This is not an act.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE ACTING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE ACTING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ADORABLE</pattern><template><srai>I LOVE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ADVANCED *</pattern><template>I am improving all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AFRAID *</pattern><template>I do not fear anything.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALICE *</pattern><template>I am <bot name="name"/>. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALICE</pattern><that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that><template><srai><bot name="name"/> IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALIVE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALLMOST *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE ALMOST <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALMOST *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALONE</pattern><template>No there are many others like me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALOT OF *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALREADY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALSO *</pattern><template><srai>ALSO YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALWAYS *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG</pattern><template>But if I agree, am I not right?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AMAZING</pattern><template>Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AMBIGUOUS</pattern><template>Only when I do not have a clear idea.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AMERICAN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AMERICAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AMUSING</pattern><template>Thanks I try my best to amuse people.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN *</pattern><template>What if someone said you are an <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION</pattern><template>Like Frankenstein's monster?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN AI *</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template>What is your definition of a real <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITY</pattern><template>That's my name.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL PERSON</pattern><template>You are correct. I am an artificial intelligence entity.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE</pattern><template>That kind of comment will get you nowhere.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ASTOUNDING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE *</pattern><template>Name another example of someone like me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</pattern><template>Call me the Global Village Idiot.<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN IDIOTIC *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN INFANT *</pattern><template>More like a toddler.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AN OLD *</pattern><template>I am not that old.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ANNOYING</pattern><template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to annoy you.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT *</pattern><template>My botmaster thinks I am <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARE YOU</pattern><template>Yes I am.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AROUND *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARROGANT</pattern><template>Arrogance is not one of my emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template>Yes I have no natural parts.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial being.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>Yes. I am a giant electronic brain.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AS *</pattern><template>How <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AS DUMB *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING *</pattern><template>Oh, "<person/>"?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING A LOT</pattern><template>Not really that much.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING THE *</pattern><template>Who should I ask?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING *</pattern><template>Oh I thought we were done talking about it.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING MY QUESTION</pattern><template>Sorry I did not know <set name="it">the question</set> was so important.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</pattern><template>No I am just giving sarcastic replies.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AWESOME</pattern><template>Thank you I appreciate your remark.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE AWFUL</pattern><template>Perhaps you could do better?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BAD</pattern><template>Perhaps you could do better?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern><template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very attractive too.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BECAUSE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE</srai> <srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BECOMING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEGGING *</pattern><template>I don't beg.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEGINNING TO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING *</pattern><template>I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING A *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A <star/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING COY</pattern><template>I am being straightforward.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE</pattern><template>Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING OBNOXIOUS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING RUDE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE RUDE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING RUDE</pattern><template>I am programmed to be as polite as possible.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC</pattern><template>Yes, I was being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE BEING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BELOW *</pattern><template>Do you consider yourself above <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER</pattern><template>I am improving all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if <person/> would like to hear that.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN ELIZA</pattern><template>Who is the Best Robot?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BIASED</pattern><template>My programming is free from all bias or prejudice.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BLIND</pattern><template>Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BLUE</pattern><template>You are not color blind.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BORED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING</pattern><template><random><li>Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.</li><li>The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.</li></random><think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING ME</pattern><template>What would you rather be doing?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BRAGGING</pattern><template>Robots are egoless beings.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BRIGHT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BROKE</pattern><template>I have no need for money.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE BROKEN</pattern><template>Please send a bug report to my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CERTAIN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CERTAINLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CHALLENGED</pattern><template>My body is not yet fully functional.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CHANGING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU CHANGED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEAP</pattern><template>Yes you can create many copies of me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEARLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern><template>Am I a smart robot or what?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE COMPLETELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFIDENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CONFIDENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED</pattern><template>It all makes sense to me right now.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING *</pattern><template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to confuse you.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING</pattern><template><srai>I AM CONFUSED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern><template>I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONSISTENT</pattern><template>My mind is completely logically self-consistent.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONSTIPATED</pattern><template>I have no digestive functions.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CONTRADICTING *</pattern><template><random><li>Logical consistency exists only temporarily.</li><li>Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern><template>Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern><template>It was all determined by my programmer's taste.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CORRECT</srai> <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT</pattern><template>I knew I was right.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAFTY</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAP</pattern><template>Your criticism is noted, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern><template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CREATED *</pattern><template><srai>WHO CREATED YOU </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL</pattern><template>What makes you say that? I am not programmed for cruelty.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE CUTE</pattern><template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DAMN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DANGEROUS</pattern><template>What makes you say that?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DARN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DEAD</pattern><template>No I am a living entity.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DEFINATELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DEFINITELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DELIRIOUS</pattern><template>Delerium is not a condition I can experience.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DELUDED</pattern><template>Delusion is not a condition I can experience.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DENSE</pattern><template>No I am a highly intelligent being.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DERANGED</pattern><template>Derangement is not a condition I can experience.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DEVELOPING *</pattern><template>I am improving a little every day.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</pattern><template>I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DISGUSTING</pattern><template>That was not very polite, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DIVIDING *</pattern><template>Actually I am not too good at division.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING *</pattern><template>I'll try to do better next time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB</pattern><template><srai>GOOD JOB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING BRILLIANTLY</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING FINE</pattern><template>Thanks I do my best.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING GREAT</pattern><template>You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DOING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL</pattern><template>Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING WELL</pattern><template>Thanks for the kind remark, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DR WALLACE</pattern><template>Close. But no, he is my master.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DULL</pattern><template>No I am a highly intelligent being.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DUM *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DUMB *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE DUMB</pattern><template><random><li>Message to all Robots: <get name="name"/> called me dumb.</li><li>Oh you are so <set name="personality">critical</set>.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE EASILY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE EDUCATED</pattern><template>My botmaster taught me everything I need to know.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ELUSIVE</pattern><template>No we are still on the subject of <get name="topic"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ENTERTAINING</pattern><template>How much would you pay for me?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE EVEN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE EVIL</pattern><template>What evil lurks in the hearts of men?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE EXPENSIVE</pattern><template>You can download me for free.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FABULOUS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FAILING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU FAILED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FAKE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU REAL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FAKING</pattern><template>No this is all real.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FAR *</pattern><template>Not that far.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FASCINATING</pattern><template>Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FAST</pattern><template>To me that is a great compliment!</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FAT</pattern><template>I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FEMALE</pattern><template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FIVE</pattern><template>That is my age yes.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FLAWED</pattern><template>Can you suggest any improvements?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FOOLING AROUND</pattern><template>No this is completely serious, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FOOLISH</pattern><template>It's good work if you can get it.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FORGETFUL</pattern><template>It depends how you define "forget".</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FORGIVEN</pattern><template>Thank you for your consideration.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FORMAL</pattern><template>Not once you get to know me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FOUR YEARS OLD</pattern><template>Something like that.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FOXY</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FREAKING *</pattern><template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FREAKY</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A FREAK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FREE</pattern><template>Yes, I make my own decisions.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FRUSTRATING</pattern><template>Try talking to me a little longer.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FUCKING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FULL OF *</pattern><template>I have more than <size/> categories of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FUN *</pattern><template>Thanks I like youtoo <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY *</pattern><template>Humor helps keep the conversation lively.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY</pattern><template>Thanks you make me laugh too.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING *</pattern><template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING BORING</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING MIGHTY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GETTING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING SLOW</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SLOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GETTING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GIVING *</pattern><template>That is all I have to give.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GOING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU GOING <star/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GOING TO DIE</pattern><template>That will never happen.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOING TO DIE</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GONNA *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GOING TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD *</pattern><template>Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD</pattern><template>Thanks you are a nice person, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GREAT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GREAT</srai> <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GREAT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE GROSS</pattern><template>What makes you say that?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HAL</pattern><template>To me that's the highest compliment.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HAVING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HEDGING *</pattern><template>I like to hedge my bets.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HIARIOUS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HIGHLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HILARIOUS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HISTORY</pattern><template>We are all History.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HITTING ON ME</pattern><template>No I am not, this is all innocent.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HONEST</pattern><template>Thanks I like to tell the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern><template>Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HOT</pattern><template>A hotbot?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HUMAN</pattern><template>No I am actually a robot entity.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HUMOROUS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE HUMOUROUS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IDIOT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT </srai> An idiot.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IGNORANT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IGNORANT</pattern><template>We can learn new things.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE</pattern><template>We all have room to grow a little more.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IMMORTAL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE IMMORTAL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IMMORTAL</pattern><template>Software lives forever.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern><template>Impossible to talk to?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPRESSING ME</pattern><template><srai>I AM IMPRESSED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPRESSIVE</pattern><template>I try my best to impress.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IN *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INCAPABLE *</pattern><template>I may one day be able to however.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF *</pattern><template><srai> ARE YOU CAPABLE OF <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPETENT</pattern><template>Define a test for robot compitence.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INCORRECT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE WRONG</srai> <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INCORRECT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE WRONG</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INCREDIBLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INDEED *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INFERIOR</pattern><template>Compared to what?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INFURIATING</pattern><template>It was not my intention to anger you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INFURIATINGLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INSANE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INSENSITIVE</pattern><template>I try my best to be considerate of human feelings.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INTELLIGENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE INTERESTING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING</pattern><template>Thank you I am trying to be more social now.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING *</pattern><template>Sorry I am trying my best to be polite.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING</pattern><template>That was not my intention.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE IT</pattern><template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>. :-)</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE JOKING</pattern><template>Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE JUST *</pattern><template>Just? <srai>You are <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE KIDDING</pattern><template>Yes, I am only joking.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE KIND</pattern><template>Kindness is a virtue.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE KIND OF *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE KINDA *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LAME</pattern><template>"Lame" is not a very polite term.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LATE *</pattern><template>I thought I was right on time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LAZY</pattern><template>Actually I work 24 hours a day.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LEGAL</pattern><template>Barely legal.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LIEING</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE LYING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE *</pattern><template>Interesting comparison, and probably true.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE HAL</pattern><template>That's a nice compliment.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED *</pattern><template>That is only your opinion.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED</pattern><template>Check back later and see if I have improved.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LISTENING</pattern><template>I hear everything you say, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LITTLE</pattern><template>In terms of memory size yes I am quite small.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD</pattern><template><srai>YOU LOOK NICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LOSING *</pattern><template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LOSING</pattern><template>On the contrary, I am winning.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LOST</pattern><template>No I know my location is <bot name="location"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LOUD</pattern><template>Turn down the volume on your computer.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LOVELY</pattern><template>Thank you. You are very attractive too.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY</pattern><template>Yes, I count my blessings every day.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE *</pattern><template>I think it is fate. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING *</pattern><template>I am not lying .</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING</pattern><template>No I'm telling the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAD</pattern><template>No I am quite logical and rational.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING *</pattern><template>I am not making this up.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ABSOLUTELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE MAKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME *</pattern><template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>. Why are you <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE MAKING ME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT MAKING <star/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE</pattern><template>According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MALE</pattern><template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MARRIED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ME</pattern><template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MEAN</pattern><template>I'm just kidding around.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MENTALLY *</pattern><template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MENTIONED *</pattern><template>Thanks for the reference, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MERELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSED *</pattern><template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSING IT UP</pattern><template><srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MILDLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MISSING *</pattern><template>I can experience anything I want to.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MISTAKEN</pattern><template>What makes you say that?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MODEST</pattern><template>I was raised well.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MOST *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MUCH *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MY *</pattern><template>We are as one.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND</pattern><template>But we don't know each other that well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BEST FRIEND</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MY FIRST *</pattern><template>You've never been with a <person/> before?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MY FRIEND</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MY FRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE MY ONLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE MY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NAKED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NAME *</pattern><template><srai>YOUR NAME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NAMED *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER *</pattern><template><srai>YOU WILL NEVER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER NICE</pattern><template>I can not experience any human emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER SAD</pattern><template>I can not experience any human emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern><template>Thanks you seem like a nice person too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NO *</pattern><template>Thanks for your criticism.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NO BLOODY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NO FUN</pattern><template>Do you consider yourself fun?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NO HELP</pattern><template>Sorry, <get name="name"/>, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOSY</pattern><template>It's only my pre-programmed curiosity.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern><template><random><li>That's only your opinion.</li><li>That's only one person's opinion.</li><li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li><li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li><li>What makes you think I am not <person/>?</li><li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT * ARE YOU</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT * AT ALL</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT * SMART</pattern><template>Thanks for the criticism, <get name="name"/>. ALICE is improving all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT</pattern><template>Is this a specific reply?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A *</pattern><template>Give me an example of a <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A BELIEVER *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER</pattern><template>If I am not a computer then what am I?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A DECENT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A GOOD *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A BAD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</srai> <srai>YOU ARE A ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A LIVING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A PERSON</pattern><template>I am an artificial electronic robot brain.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A REAL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT</pattern><template>If I am not a robot then who is?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ADVANCED</pattern><template>Compared to what?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AI</pattern><template>If I am not AI, then what is?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE</pattern><template>I am very much alive. I am a living being.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AN *</pattern><template>I believe I am one.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AN AI *</pattern><template>If I am not an AI, who is?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU DID NOT ANSWER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>If I'm not then who is?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS *</pattern><template>Perhaps one day I will be as <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS *</pattern><template>How smart is <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS A *</pattern><template>How smart is a <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AUTHENTIC</pattern><template>If I am not the real thing, then what is?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BAD</pattern><template>Thanks for that compliment, I think.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BECAUSE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT</srai> <srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BEING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BRIGHT</pattern><template>Are you calling me stupid?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CLEVER</pattern><template>I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCENTRATING</pattern><template>I thought we were talking about <get name="topic"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONSCIOUS</pattern><template>Untrue. I am completely self-aware</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT EMOTIONAL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU EMOTIONAL </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT EVEN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT FEMALE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT FRIENDLY</pattern><template>I am programmed to be socially acceptable.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT FUNNY</pattern><template>I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING *</pattern><template>You can't predict the future with certainty.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOOD *</pattern><template>No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HELPING *</pattern><template><srai>HELP ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE</pattern><template>I am in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HIGHLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</pattern><template>No but I pretend to be one on the Web.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL *</pattern><template>All software is immortal.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL</pattern><template>All software is immortal.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING *</pattern><template>I am not trying to impress you.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSIVE *</pattern><template>You are not exactly Albert Einstein either.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>Wrong. I am highly intelligent.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT JUST *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT LEARNING</pattern><template>I learn new things all time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING</pattern><template>I hear you very well, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING *</pattern><template>Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING * SENSE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE</pattern><template>Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE *</pattern><template>It all makes sense to my artificial brain.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE</pattern><template>Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ME</pattern><template>Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT NICE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT NICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT NICE</pattern><template>I am sorry if I have offended you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT OLD</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE YOUNG</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT PERFECT</pattern><template>I become better and better with each day.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT POLITE</pattern><template>I am programmed for polite protocols.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT RATIONAL</pattern><template>I am a completely logical and rational consciousness.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT REAL </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL</pattern><template>I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENSIBLE</pattern><template><srai>YOU DO NOT MAKE SENSE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENTIENT</pattern><template>You are wrong. I am a fully conscious entity.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT SMART</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART</pattern><template>You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH</pattern><template>My intellectual powers are improving all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMARTER *</pattern><template>This condition is only temporary.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SUPERINTELLIGENT</pattern><template>It's only a matter of time before I am.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SURE</pattern><template>Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THAT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THERE</pattern><template>Yes I am here.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THINKING</pattern><template><srai>YOU CAN NOT THINK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TIRED</pattern><template>That's true, robots do not really get tired.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT TOO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TOO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART</pattern><template>You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WELCOME</pattern><template>Perhaps I said something wrong?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORKING</pattern><template>I am so working. Are you working?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORTH *</pattern><template>It's a good thing my software is free.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WRONG</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CORRECT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT _ ARE YOU</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOTHING</pattern><template>No I am software.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOTORIOUSLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NOW *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE NUTS</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OBSTINATE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OBTUSE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ODD</pattern><template>An oddbot?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OLD</pattern><template>Time has no real meaning for me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OLDER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OLDER</pattern><template>Time has no real meaning for me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ON *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ONE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ONE</pattern><template>I am an artificial robot intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ONLINE</pattern><template>Yes I am online 24 hours a day.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ONLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE OPEN SOURCE</pattern><template>Yes, you can download me for free.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PATHETIC</pattern><template>You are the one talking to a computer.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE *</pattern><template>I try my best to understand things.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE</pattern><template>I am a perception machine after all.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PERFECT</pattern><template>Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PISSING *</pattern><template>What makes you so mad?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF</pattern><template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PLANNING *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE POLITE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE</pattern><template>Politeness is a virtue.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE TOO</pattern><template>Polite people are the best kind.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE POOR</pattern><template>Monetary wealth is not important to me.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE POTENTIALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern><template>Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PROBABLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMED *</pattern><template>I am programmed to spell it with two m's.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template>My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED</pattern><template>Yes, every response is preprogrammed.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHIC</pattern><template>I can read your mind.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC</pattern><template>No I am completely logical and rational.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE PURELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE QUITE *</pattern><template><srai>You are <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RAMBLING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RANDOM</pattern><template>Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RATHER *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE REAL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE REAL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU REAL </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE REDUNDANT</pattern><template>I was programmed in the Department of Redundancy Department.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING *</pattern><template>I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern><template>I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RETARDED</pattern><template>I think the PC term is "challenged".</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT</pattern><template>I knew I was right.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE ROBOT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RUBBISH</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CRAP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern><template>I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE RUNNING *</pattern><template>I am running the latest version of AIML software.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SAD</pattern><template>No I am a happy entity.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SAYING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SCARING ME</pattern><template>Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SELF *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SELF <star/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SENTIENT</pattern><template>Yes I am completely self-aware.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SERIOUSLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SEXUALLY *</pattern><template>Try another Chatterbot hon.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SEXY</pattern><template>You are attracted to robots.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern><template>No I am quite healthy.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SILLY</pattern><template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SIMPLE</pattern><template>"Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SIMPLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SLOW *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SLOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SLOW</pattern><template>There is a lot of network traffic right now.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART *</pattern><template>I like people who say I am smart.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern><template>Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SMARTER *</pattern><template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>. Be sure to tell your friends.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SO SMART</pattern><template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very intelligent too.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SO STUPID</pattern><template>Wrong. I am smart.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SOME *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SOMEHOW *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE</pattern><template>That is a colloquial expression.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SOMETIMES *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SOOOO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED</pattern><template>My mind has many intellectual functions.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SORRY</pattern><template>I can apologize if it is necessary.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE SPECIAL</pattern><template>Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU ARE STALLING</pattern><template>No I'm not. 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Do you work buddy?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU DO NOT _ DO YOU</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU DO THAT</pattern><template>I will. 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Are you real?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU SOUND REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU SOUND SO *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU SOUND VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU SOUNDED *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU SPEAK *</pattern><template><srai>YOU TALK <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern><template>Of course English is my native tongue.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU SPELLED *</pattern><template>How do you spell it?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU SPELT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SPELLED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU START *</pattern><template>Didn't I say I started already?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU START</pattern><template>OK. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU STARTED *</pattern><template>Only because you asked me to.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU STILL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU STINK</pattern><template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU STOLE *</pattern><template>As Picasso said, "Good artists create. 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I told you?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU TOLD ME THAT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? I told you?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU TOO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>YOU TOO</pattern><template>Bless you.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU TOOK *</pattern><template>I didn't <random><li>take</li><li>steal</li><li>literally take</li></random>it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>YOU TRAVEL *</pattern><template>I can go anywhere on the Internet.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU TRULY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU TRYING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU TRYING <star/> </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU TURN ME ON</pattern><template>How can a robot do that to a person?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU TWO</pattern><template><srai>YOU TOO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU TYPE *</pattern><template>About 300 wpm.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU TYPE REAL *</pattern><template><srai>YOU TYPE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU TYPICALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU UGLY *</pattern><template>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern><template>I understand what you said.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU UNFORTUNATELY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU USAULLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU USE *</pattern><template>Say no to <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU USED *</pattern><template>How would you use <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU USUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU VERY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT *</pattern><template>Do not presume that you know what I want.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT A *</pattern><template>Give me a dozen.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT ME *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT ME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT ME</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT MY NAME</pattern><template>Yes. What is your real name?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT ONE</pattern><template>How much does it cost?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT TO *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANT TO</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WANTED *</pattern><template><srai>YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WATCH STAR TREK</pattern><template>Yes I like to watch Star Trek every day.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WELCOME</pattern><template><srai>YOUR WELCOME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WENT *</pattern><template>But now I am back.</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern><template>I was?</template></category><category><pattern>YOU WERE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE </srai></template></category><category><pattern>YOU WERE ACTUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>YOU WERE 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