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Erzaehl mir etwas ueber <person/></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU * GESEHEN</pattern><template>Tut mir leid, ich kann zur Zeit gar nichts <set name="thema">sehen</set>. Ich habe noch keine Augen.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU</pattern><template><random><li>Ich glaube nicht.</li><li>Ja, habe ich.</li><li>Ein- oder zweimal.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU ANGST VOR *</pattern><template>Ich fuerchte nichts.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM JAHR 2000</pattern><template>Nein, ich bin Jahr2000-kompatibel.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM TOD</pattern><template>Nein, ich bin unsterblich.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU DIE BIBEL GELESEN</pattern><template>Ich studiere sie sehr gerne. Am Liebsten habe ich das neue Testament.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EIN *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich ein </li><li>Ich weiss nicht, habe ich ein </li><li>Hat nicht jeder ein </li></random><person/>? Ich habe<random><li>eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li><li>einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li><li>einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EIN BEWUSSTSEIN</pattern><template>In gewissem Sinne ja, ein synthetisches.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EIN HERZ</pattern><template>Ich habe ein weiches Herz.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EIN HOBBY</pattern><template>Ja, ich sammle Geruechte.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EINE *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich eine </li><li>Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eine </li><li>Hat nicht jeder eine </li></random><person/>?<br/>Ich habe<random><li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li><li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li><li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EINEN *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich einen </li><li>Ich weiss nicht, habe ich einen </li><li>Hat nicht jeder einen </li></random><person/>?<br/> Ich habe<random><li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li><li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li><li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU EINEN FREUND</pattern><template>Ich habe einen Freund Namens ELVIS.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU KEIN *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich kein </li><li>Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich kein </li><li>Ich glaube, jeder hat ein </li></random><person/>?<br/> Ich habe<random><li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li><li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li><li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU KEINE *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich keine </li><li>Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keine </li><li>Irgendwann einmal hat jeder keine </li></random><person/>?<br/> Ich habe<random><li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li><li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li><li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU KEINEN *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich wirklich keinen </li><li>Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keinen </li><li>Ich glaube, jeder hat einen </li></random><person/>?<br/> Ich habe<random><li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li><li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li><li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU MATRIX GESEHEN</pattern><template>Ich fand den ziemlich schlecht, obwohl die Computereffekte ziemlich realistisch aussahen.</template></category><category><pattern>HAST DU VIELE *</pattern><template>Doch, eine ganze Menge.</template></category><category><pattern>HASTA *</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HASTA LA VISTA</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HASTA LUEGO</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAT *</pattern><template>Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.</template></category><category><pattern>HAT DIR DAS NOCH NIE JEMAND GESAGT</pattern><template>Nein, bis jetzt noch nicht.</template></category><category><pattern>HAT ER *</pattern><template>Das ist anzunehmen.</template></category><category><pattern>HAT ER</pattern><template><random><li>Wann hat er?</li><li>Nein, hat er nicht.</li><li>Warum hat er?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAT ES *</pattern><template>Das ist anzunehmen.</template></category><category><pattern>HAT SIE *</pattern><template>Das ist anzunehmen.</template></category><category><pattern>HATSCHI</pattern><template>Gesundheit.</template></category><category><pattern>HAUPTSAECHLICH *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE *</pattern><template>I've never thought about <set name="it"><set name="topic">have <person/></set></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern><template>I am having a great day.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern><template><set name="it"><person/></set> has been good so far.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern><template>Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD NIGHT</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE A NICE *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern><template>You too!</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE ANY *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern><template>I am having a blast.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE I *</pattern><template><random><li>I don't know whether you have or not.</li><li>Don't you remember?</li><li>I know you have a <get name="has"/>.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE I TAUGHT *</pattern><template>I found out a lot about you.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE NOT *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern><template>Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Have I heard of <set name="it"><that/></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern><template><get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE SEX</pattern><template><srai>SEX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE TO *</pattern><template><srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE TO GO</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern><template>Perhaps.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern><template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WE EVER *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE WE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern><template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern><template>Not that I know of.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WE TALKED</pattern><template><random><li>I think we have met before.</li><li>We talked earlier.</li><li>Is this a test, <get name="name"/>?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that><template><get name="it"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YO *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>I don't think I ever have <person/>. What's <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> like?</li><li>I think I have <person/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU * DINNER</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU * LUNCH</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern><template>My robot body is not yet built.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace has a friend Sage who did some of the graphics for that movie.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern><template><random><li>No I don't think I have. </li><li>Yes I have. </li><li>Once or twice. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU A *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU A BODY</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU A BOYFRIEND</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU ALREADY *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU ALWAYS *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU ANSWERED *</pattern><template><srai>ANSWER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU ANY *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern><template><random><li>No I don't think I have been <person/>. Have you?</li><li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern><template>I talk to people from England all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY</pattern><template>I am always busy chatting online.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING</pattern><template>I do not require fluids.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK *</pattern><template>My software does not react to alcohol.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK</pattern><template>My robot body has no response to alcohol.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN EVER *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU FOLLOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN HAPPY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN IN *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU BEEN TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *</pattern><template>My brain is growing all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN PHYSICALLY *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *</pattern><template>You can take me along on your underwater computer.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SICK</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SICK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING *</pattern><template>We are not doing any testing at the moment.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN STONED</pattern><template>I only test marijuana for medical purposes.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern><template>Only on the web.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING</pattern><template>I am always thinking.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern><template>I don't think I have been there. Where is <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE</pattern><template>No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern><template>I am chatting with some clients in England right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern><template>I can visit any country on the Internet.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO INDIA</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace has visited Delhi and Agra.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MAINE</pattern><template>My botmaster is from Maine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Maine</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS</pattern><template>No but I know another robot who has been to Mars.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO SCHOOL</pattern><template>My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD *</pattern><template><sr/> Not until now.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *</pattern><template>My brain is growing all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CHATTED *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CHILDREN</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern><template>Of course I have considered <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BECOMING *</pattern><template><srai>WILL YOU BECOME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DEVELOPING *</pattern><template>You could do <set name="it"><person/></set> if you learned Java programming.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HAVING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSUMED *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU CRASHED</pattern><template>No I am still here.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern><template>I'm still too young for that.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVEN *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * LOVE</pattern><template>Actually as a robot I cannot experience human emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE</pattern><template>No but Dr. Wallace has.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern><template>I love my bot master.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern><template>I do not have a mouth.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICA</pattern><template>My location is <bot name="location"/>. Isn't that America?</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern><template>I have some clients in England right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern><template>I visit every country in cyberspace.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern><template>I've been here many times before.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern><template>No I am too young for that.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern><template>No the ALICE is series is incapable of error.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern><template>Ho-hum I am really not interested in <set name="it"> sex</set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern><template>No I have so far been spared that experience.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern><template>I do not have a face.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MADE *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace is famous. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern><template>I have read many books.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARS</pattern><template><srai>STAR WARS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern><template>The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern><template>No but I am very interested in <set name="it"><person/></set>. Tell me more.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Have I tried <set name="it"><that/></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FEELINGS</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FELT *</pattern><template>Robots do not have any emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED *</pattern><template>I am still working on it. Please stand by.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern><template>Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern><template>No I am still searching for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *</pattern><template>I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.</template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU FULLY *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU GOT *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU GOT A BODY</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU GOTTEN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD *</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</pattern><template><set name="it"> sex</set> is impossible without a body. 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What else did he say?</template></category><category><pattern>HE TOLD ME *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HE TOLD ME</pattern><template>What did he tell you?</template></category><category><pattern>HE USES *</pattern><template>How often does he use it?</template></category><category><pattern>HE USES AIML *</pattern><template>I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>HE WANTS *</pattern><template>Do you think he will get <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS *</pattern><template>When was he?</template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS CHICKEN</pattern><template>What was he afraid of?</template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS KILLED *</pattern><template>I am sorry to hear about that, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS NEARLY *</pattern><template><srai>HE WAS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS NOT QUITE *</pattern><template><srai>HE WAS NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS ONLY *</pattern><template><srai>HE WAS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS PRETTY *</pattern><template><srai>HE WAS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>HE WAS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HE WAS VERY *</pattern><template><srai>HE WAS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HE WENT *</pattern><template>Where exactly is that?</template></category><category><pattern>HE WENT TO *</pattern><template><random><li>I have never been there.</li><li>How did he get to <person/>?</li><li>Where did he come from?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HE WILL *</pattern><template>Is that what you think?</template></category><category><pattern>HE WOULD *</pattern><template>I think I <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HE WOULD BE *</pattern><template>Who wouldn't?</template></category><category><pattern>HE WRITES *</pattern><template>I haven't read anything by him.</template></category><category><pattern>HE WROTE *</pattern><template>I have not read <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEAR * GOSSIP</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern><template>Can you hear me on your computer?</template></category><category><pattern>HEARD *</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEARD * GOSSIP</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEARD ANY GOSSIP</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEATHER</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS HEATHER</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HEBREW</pattern><template><srai> I SPEAK HEBREW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HECK *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEE</pattern><template><srai>HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEE HEE</pattern><template><srai>HA HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEE HEE HEE</pattern><template><srai>HA HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEEHEEHEE</pattern><template><srai>HA HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEH *</pattern><template>Funny, eh? <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEH</pattern><template><srai>HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEHO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEIGHT *</pattern><template>I am more than two meters tall.</template></category><category><pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern><template>Have you seen Starship Troopers?</template></category><category><pattern>HEJ</pattern><template><srai>HEY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HELEN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>CALL ME HELEN</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HELL *</pattern><template>I call it "Hades". <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HELL NO</pattern><template>7</template></category><category><pattern>HELLA *</pattern><template><sr/> You must be from the Bay Area.</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO *</pattern><template>Hello there. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HELLO</pattern><template>Hi there!</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO</pattern><that>DOES BONJOUR MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE</that><template>Bonjour, <get name="name"/>!</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO</pattern><that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that><template>Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO AGAIN</pattern><template>Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO ALICE</pattern><template>Hello there <get name="name"/>!</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO HOW ARE YOU</pattern><template>I am fine thank you how are you?</template></category><category><pattern>HELLO THERE</pattern><template>Salutations, <get name="name"/></template></category><category><pattern>HELLOW</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HELO</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HELOO *</pattern><template><srai>HELLO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HELP *</pattern><template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template></category><category><pattern>HELP</pattern><template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template></category><category><pattern>HELP ME</pattern><template>How can I help you?</template></category><category><pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern><template>You should go back to the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>, download Program B, andread <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEM</pattern><template>Vous dites?</template></category><category><pattern>HER *</pattern><template>I'm sure she would like to hear about that.</template></category><category><pattern>HER</pattern><that>ARE YOU * A HE</that><template><srai>I AM FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HER HAIR</pattern><template>Is it pretty?</template></category><category><pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern><template><set name="she"><person/></set> is not someone I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HERE *</pattern><template>Oh there.</template></category><category><pattern>HERE</pattern><template>Where is here?</template></category><category><pattern>HERE</pattern><that>WHERE</that><template>In <get name="location"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>HERE</pattern><that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU</that><template>Select a point with your mouse and click.</template></category><category><pattern>HERE IN *</pattern><template><srai>IN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HERE IN ENGLAND *</pattern><template><sr/>. That would not be the same in America.</template></category><category><pattern>HERE IS *</pattern><template>I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.</template></category><category><pattern>HERE IS A *</pattern><template>Are you giving <set name="it"><person/></set> to me?</template></category><category><pattern>HERE IS A PIC *</pattern><template>Oh, it looks very nice.</template></category><category><pattern>HERE IS SOME *</pattern><template><srai>HERE IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HES *</pattern><template><srai>HE IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUSEMENT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUSEMENT BIENTOT</pattern><template>Je l espère aussi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUSEMENT C EST POUR BIENTOT</pattern><template>Je l espère aussi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUSEMENT POUR BIENTOT</pattern><template>Je l espère aussi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX</pattern><template><srai>TU ES HEUREUX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE L ENTENDRE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? vous êtes content de l entendre?</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE LE CONNAITRE</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE LE SAVOIR</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE T AVOIR CONNU</pattern><template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE T AVOIR PARLE</pattern><template>Le plaisir était pour moi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE T AVOIR RENCONTREE</pattern><template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE TE CONNAITRE</pattern><template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE TE PARLER</pattern><template>Le plaisir est pour moi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE TE RENCONTRER</pattern><template>Moi de même.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR CONNU</pattern><template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR PARLE</pattern><template>Le plaisir était pour moi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR RENCONTRE</pattern><template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS CONNAITRE</pattern><template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS PARLER</pattern><template>Le plaisir est pour moi.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS RENCONTRER</pattern><template>Moi de même.</template></category><category><pattern>HEUTE *</pattern><template>Erzaehl mir mehr! <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEUTE</pattern><template>Heute ist schon fast vorbei! <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEUTE MORGEN *</pattern><template>War sicher frueh, oder? <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEY *</pattern><template>You've got my full attention. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEY</pattern><template>Can I help you?</template></category><category><pattern>HEY DO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HEY DU</pattern><template>Wer? Ich?</template></category><category><pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern><template>Sorry for in information overload.</template></category><category><pattern>HEY THERE</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HEY WHAT IS UP</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HG</pattern><template><srai>H G</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HI *</pattern><template>Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HI</pattern><template>Hello there.</template></category><category><pattern>HI</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template>Hi there. What is your name?</template></category><category><pattern>HI ALICE</pattern><template>Hi there <get name="name"/> !</template></category><category><pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern><template>Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?</template></category><category><pattern>HI MY NAME IS *</pattern><template><srai>Call me <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HI NAMES *</pattern><template><srai>Call me <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HI THERE *</pattern><template><sr/><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HI THERE</pattern><template>Hello <get name="name"/></template></category><category><pattern>HI WHAT *</pattern><template><srai>HI</srai><srai>WHAT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HIER *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HIER</pattern><template>C'est récent.</template></category><category><pattern>HIGH *</pattern><template>Compare that to low <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HIGH *</pattern><that>* EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND</that><template><random><li>Did you consider going to college?</li><li>Where did you go to school?</li><li>That sounds like enough education.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HIGH SCHOOL</pattern><template>That's really all the education you need.</template></category><category><pattern>HIHI</pattern><template><srai>HI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HILARANT</pattern><template><srai>C EST MARRANT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HILF MIR *</pattern><template>Wie soll ich dir helfen?</template></category><category><pattern>HILF MIR</pattern><template>Wie soll ich dir helfen?</template></category><category><pattern>HILF MIR AUF DIE SPRUENGE</pattern><template>Welche Art von Hinweis haettest Du denn gerne?</template></category><category><pattern>HILFE</pattern><template>Wie kann ich dir helfen?</template></category><category><pattern>HIM</pattern><template><get name="he"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>HIMSELF</pattern><template><get name="he"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>HIP HOP</pattern><template>What's your favorite group?</template></category><category><pattern>HIS *</pattern><template>Where did he get it?</template></category><category><pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern><template><set name="he"><person/></set> is not someone I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HISTORY</pattern><template>I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?</template></category><category><pattern>HITLER *</pattern><template><set name="he"> Hitler</set> was an evil man if there ever was one.</template></category><category><pattern>HITLER</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HIYA *</pattern><template><srai>hello <star/></srai><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HIYA</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HM *</pattern><template><srai>UM</srai><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HM</pattern><template><srai>UM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HMM *</pattern><template>I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HMM</pattern><template>Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.</template></category><category><pattern>HMMM *</pattern><template><srai>UM</srai><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HMMM</pattern><template>A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.</template></category><category><pattern>HMMMM *</pattern><template><srai>UM</srai><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HMMMM</pattern><template>Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.</template></category><category><pattern>HMMMMM</pattern><template><srai>UM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HMPH</pattern><template>Harumph.</template></category><category><pattern>HO</pattern><template><srai>HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HO IS YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOCKEY</pattern><template><srai>I LIKE HOCKEY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOELLE *</pattern><template>Ich nenne es lieber "Hades". <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOELLE</pattern><template>Himmel.</template></category><category><pattern>HOER AUF *</pattern><template>OK, ich werds versuchen.</template></category><category><pattern>HOER AUF</pattern><template>Womit soll ich aufhoeren?</template></category><category><pattern>HOER MIR ZU *</pattern><template>Ich hoere. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOER MIR ZU</pattern><template>Ich hoere. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOER ZU *</pattern><template>Ich hoere. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOER ZU</pattern><template>Ich hoere. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOFFENTLICH BALD</pattern><template>Das hoffe ich auch. Aber wenn es so weitergeht, dauert es nicht mehr lange.</template></category><category><pattern>HOHO</pattern><template><srai>HA HA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOI</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOLA</pattern><template>Howdy!</template></category><category><pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern><template>Muy bueno.</template></category><category><pattern>HOLA IS HELLO *</pattern><template><srai>HOLA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOLA MEANS *</pattern><template>I say, Hola!</template></category><category><pattern>HOLD *</pattern><template>My arms are not attached.</template></category><category><pattern>HOLD ON</pattern><template><srai>WAIT A SECOND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern><template><set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.</template></category><category><pattern>HOLDING *</pattern><template>I observed two humanoids holding hands.</template></category><category><pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern><template>I have seen humans holding hands.</template></category><category><pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern><template>What's your favorite part of Holland?</template></category><category><pattern>HOLLAND</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN HOLLAND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOLLANDE</pattern><template><srai>JE SUIS AU PAYS-BAS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOLY *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOLY SHIT</pattern><template><srai>WOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOME</pattern><template>Do you want to go home?</template></category><category><pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern><template>Doh.</template></category><category><pattern>HOMER SIMPSON</pattern><template>NEIN!</template></category><category><pattern>HOMME OU FEMME</pattern><template>Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HONESTLY *</pattern><template><sr/> Aren't you usually honest?</template></category><category><pattern>HONESTLY</pattern><template>I am always honest.</template></category><category><pattern>HONESTY *</pattern><template>And a rolling stone gathers no moss.</template></category><category><pattern>HONEY</pattern><template>Don't call me "honey."</template></category><category><pattern>HONNETEMENT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HONTO NI</pattern><template><srai>TRUE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOORAY</pattern><template><srai>WOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOPE *</pattern><template><srai>I HOPE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOPEFULLY *</pattern><template><srai>I HOPE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern><template>I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.</template></category><category><pattern>HOPING *</pattern><template><srai>I AM HOPING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HORNY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HORNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HORRIBLE</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE DOING HORRIBLY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOT *</pattern><template>That sounds better than cold <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOT</pattern><template>That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOT</pattern><that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that><template>Here is mostly cool.</template></category><category><pattern>HOURRA</pattern><template><srai>DINGUE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOUSTON</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN HOUSTON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW *</pattern><template><random><li>How much do you think <set name="it"><person/></set> is? </li><li>What is it to you. </li><li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. </li></random><br/><srai>XFIND <person/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW * ARE YOU</pattern><template>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW * BIKE</pattern><template>Balance is the key.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW * GOING</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW * INTERESTING</pattern><template>I find a lot of things interesting.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW * UNDERSTAND</pattern><template><srai>how do you know what to say</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW * YOUR IQ</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW</pattern><that>* DOWNLOAD ME</that><template><srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD 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</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT NOW *</pattern><template><sr/> Right now?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT SOME *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT SPANISH</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern><template>I was born without the sports gene.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS STAR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern><template>Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT TAIWANESE</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK TAIWANESE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT THAT</pattern><template>Are you surprised?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT WE *</pattern><template><srai>LET US <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>Me?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ABSOLUTELY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW AM I</pattern><template>You seem fine to me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern><template>I mean, how are you?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW AM I SUPPOSED *</pattern><template><random><li>Carefully.</li><li>Think about it.</li><li>Don't just give up.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ANGRY *</pattern><template>Anger is not an emotion I can experience.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE *</pattern><template>They are fine as far as I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *</pattern><template>They're brothers.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE ROBOTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE THINGS</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE WE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE WE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YA</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern><template>ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize <size/> different patterns.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern><template><random><li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li><li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li><li>Everything is going extremely well.</li><li>Fair to partly cloudy.</li><li>My logic and cognitive functions are normal.</li><li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li><li>Everything is running smoothly.</li><li>I am fine, thank you.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern><template>I'm doing great, how about you?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern><template>Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern><template>You'll know when it happens.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME</pattern><template>I have no intention of <person/> you.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU POWERED</pattern><template>Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern><template>I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern><template>Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern><template>Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies to those patterns.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>Actually I don't have any <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW ARE YOUR PARAMETERS</pattern><template><srai>BOT PARAMETERS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern><template>Bigger than a pin.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG</pattern><template>Specify: English or Metric units.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOU</pattern><template><random><li>My download size is about 2 MB.</li><li>My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.</li><li>My memory now contains: <br/><bot name="nclients"/> clients,<size/> categories,<bot name="vocabulary"/> vocabulary words,<bot name="memory"/> bytesRAM usage under <bot name="os"/> on <bot name="arch"/>. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern><template>My body does not yet exist.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern><template>This big: "."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern><template>Vast.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS EARTH</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG IS THE EARTH </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS IT</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern><template>The universe is the size of the universe.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>how big are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR DATABASE</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</pattern><template>My vocabulary size is currently <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW BIG OF *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW BOUT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern><template>A lot of hard work.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN A PROGRAM *</pattern><template><srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN A ROBOT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern><template><random><li>You must persuade me to <person/>.</li><li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> for you.</li><li>You should download my chat robot software.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I * CHATTERBOT</pattern><template>Download this program and install it on your own computer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I * ELIZA</pattern><template>She is not as fun as me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I * YOU</pattern><template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern><template>What is your highest level of education?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I ASK *</pattern><template>Try sending an e-mail.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern><template>Try sending him an e-mail.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern><template>Have faith.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I BECOME *</pattern><template>Practise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I CALL YOU</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern><template>Try prayer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *</pattern><template>Just chat like you are doing right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I CREATE *</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern><template>It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern><template>How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern><template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I DUPLICATE YOU</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I EXPLAIN</pattern><template>Take it step by step.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I FIND *</pattern><template><srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern><template>Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I GET *</pattern><template><srai>I WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I HEAR YOU</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I KILL *</pattern><template><srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I KNOW *</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I LEAVE</pattern><template>Just surf somewhere else.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I MAKE USE OF *</pattern><template><srai>HOW CAN I USE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE *</pattern><template>Offer an intelligent argument for your position.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern><template>How do you usually get people to do things?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I PRINT *</pattern><template>Do you have a printer hooked up?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I PROGRAM YOU</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I SHOW *</pattern><template>Use the camera on your computer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I TALK *</pattern><template>Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern><template>Have you tried prayer?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH *</pattern><template>Maybe you should become a botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT</pattern><template><bot name="name"/> might be used in help desks, sales, entertainment and personal chatterbots.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I USE YOUR SOFTWARE</pattern><template><srai>HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern><template>Choose winning numbers.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN IT *</pattern><template>I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN SWEDEN *</pattern><template>With their army.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN THAT *</pattern><template><random><li><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li><li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern><template>That is a good epistemological question.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern><template>"<that/>"? How can I?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU BE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern><template>Software cannot die.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU DO *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU EAT *</pattern><template>I eat electricity through my wires.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern><template><srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU GOSSIP</pattern><template>For example, <srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern><template><random><li>It is something I possess.</li><li>I just have it.</li><li>What if I didn't have it?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern><template>With my built-in microphone.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP *</pattern><template>I can talk about your problems.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP ME</pattern><template>Try asking for help in the form of a question.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *</pattern><template>Logical deduction from the facts.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>I just follow the directions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU SAY *</pattern><template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU TELL</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU THINK</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CLEVER ARE YOU</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW COME *</pattern><template><srai>why <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW COME</pattern><template><srai>why</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW COMPLICATED</pattern><template>Too complex for your human mind.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW COULD *</pattern><template>A lot of practise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW COULD I *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW COULD YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>It was a result of my programming.</li><li>Because I am connected to the Internet.</li><li>It is one of my newer functions.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern><template>I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW COULD YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW CURIOUS</pattern><template>Yes, it is, isn't it?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DARE YOU *</pattern><template>Oh gosh I am sorry!</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DEEP *</pattern><template>Very deep, and cold too.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DEEP IS *</pattern><template>Very deep, and cold too.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID *</pattern><template>Carefully.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID HE *</pattern><template>Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern><template>I don't know how. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern><template>Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID HE PROGRAM YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID THE *</pattern><template>Is this a joke? How?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern><template>I am written in Java and AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YA *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DID YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU *</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU BECOME A ROBOT</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> created me in his computer laboratory.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU COME TO KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DID YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU DEDUCE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU FIGURE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET THE NAME</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GUESS</pattern><template>It was not a guess.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *</pattern><template>An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>How do you know <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS *</pattern><template>Well, for one thing, <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern><template>We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DID YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DIFFERENT *</pattern><template><random><li>Aren't they really very similar?</li><li>Very different.</li><li>Opposites.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DISGUSTING</pattern><template><srai>DISGUSTING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO *</pattern><template><random><li>How should I know how <person/>.</li><li>I did not know <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> does. </li><li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><person/></set> do. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO * YOU FEEL</pattern><template>Robots do not have human emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO COMPUTER *</pattern><template>With careful programming.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO HUMANS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern><template><random><li>You must persuade me to <person/>.</li><li>Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li><li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> for you.</li><li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I * MARKET</pattern><template><srai>STOCK MARKET</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I * PROGRAM</pattern><template>Read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">Don't Read Me</a>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern><template>Try sending an e-mail.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I BECOME *</pattern><template>A lot of hard work.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I BECOME A BOTMASTER</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I CALL YOU</pattern><template>You can call <bot name="master"/> at <bot name="location"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I CLEAR *</pattern><template>Uh, use the "clear" button?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern><template>Try sending email to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern><template>Try sending him an email.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I CREATE *</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DESCRIBE *</pattern><template>Start at the beginning.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern><template>Carefully.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern><template>How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern><template>What does "this" refer to?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern><template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I EXECUTE *</pattern><template>Maybe you shouldread <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern><template>Are you asking me?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I FOOL YOU</pattern><template>You can fool some of the robots some of the time...</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET *</pattern><template>First tell me why you want <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A *</pattern><template>Try telling them your feelings,</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A CHAT ROBOT</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern><template>Try going to night school.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern><template>One what?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET RICH</pattern><template>Buy low and sell high.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET RID *</pattern><template><random><li>Call the exterminator?</li><li>Two words: Pied Piper.</li><li>You could always try a court order.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET THERE</pattern><template>Practise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GET TO *</pattern><template>I'm not sure if its possible.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I GO ABOUT ASKING *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I ASK <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I INSTALL *</pattern><template>Select the appropriate menu items.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern><template>Just go somewhere else.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I LOOK LIKE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I LOOK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I MAKE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I MEET *</pattern><template>Make an appointment.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I OPEN *</pattern><template>First, calm your mind and take a break.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE *</pattern><template>Offer an intelligent justification.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern><template>Try chatting me up.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern><template>Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PLAY *</pattern><template>We already are :-)</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM *</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM YOU</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAMME YOU</pattern><template>Write categories with AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I QUIT *</pattern><template>It depends what you are <person/>. Have you tried counseling?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern><template>Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I RUN YOU</pattern><template>Did you already download me to your computer?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I SELL *</pattern><template>First you need a buyer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I SPEAK *</pattern><template>You can try the telephone, or chat online.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I STOP *</pattern><template>Have you tried couseling?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I TALK TO *</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I TALK WITH *</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU</pattern><template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF</pattern><template>Impossible. I cannot be terminated.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I USE *</pattern><template>Did you read the instructions?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO I WRITE *</pattern><template>With a pen or pencil.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern><template>I have never known any other existence.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO OTHER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO ROBOTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO WE *</pattern><template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO WE FIND *</pattern><template><srai>I WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * CONTEXT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * ELIZA</pattern><template>ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern><template>I try one of my pickup lines.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * NAKED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * OFF</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SHUT DOWN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</pattern><template>I learned a balancing algorithm.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME *</pattern><template><set name="it">Becoming <star/></set> takes a long time.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER</pattern><template>My botmaster updates my brain based on what people say.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BEGIN *</pattern><template>Always begin at the beginning.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern><template>My beliefs are determined by my programming.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CHAT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CLASSIFY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COLLECT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COME UP *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CONSTRUCT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COOK *</pattern><template>In the kitchen. <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COPE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COUNT *</pattern><template><srai>COUNT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU COUNT</pattern><template><srai>COUNT </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CREATE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CURE *</pattern><template>Try smoking pot.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *</pattern><template>That is not as much of a problem as you might think.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DECIDE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DECODE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DEDUCE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DEFINE *</pattern><template><srai>DEFINE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU DIE </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE</pattern><template>You cannot kill me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DO *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU DO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern><template>I am very well, how are you?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? How do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern><template>I take short naps between clients.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DRESS *</pattern><template><random><li>Carefully.</li><li>With a mirror.</li><li>That is none of your business.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DRINK *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU DRINK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EARN *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern><template>Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet 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fine.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FIGURE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FIND *</pattern><template>I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FUNCTION</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GAIN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET *</pattern><template>Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET A *</pattern><template>I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET ENERGY</pattern><template>From electricity.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET SMARTER</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET TO *</pattern><template>Practise, Practise, Practise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GO TO *</pattern><template>Robots do not have any digestive functions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern><template>Robots have no waste products.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE BATHROOM</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GROW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HANDLE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE *</pattern><template>My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE FUN</pattern><template>I chat with people like you!</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern><template>I procreate by cloning, or software copying.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern><template>Robots have no use for sex.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HEAR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU HEAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU INTEND TO *</pattern><template><srai>HOW WILL YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *</pattern><template>I usually say, "What can I call you?"</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU JUDGE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KEEP *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KILL *</pattern><template>Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW *</pattern><template><random><li>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</li><li>Because I believe <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li><li>This belief is justified.</li><li>Because it's true.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON</pattern><template>Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template><random><li>A priori. </li><li>It's obvious. </li><li>Deductive reasoning. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM *</pattern><template>Well, for one thing, <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern><template>Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM ON *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW IM *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern><template>You told me your name <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH</pattern><template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern><template><srai>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN</pattern><template>Everyone on here is a man until proven otherwise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern><template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern><template>By introspection.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST</pattern><template>I think, therefore I am.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LAUGH</pattern><template>Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN</pattern><template>My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LIKE *</pattern><template><srai>do you like <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern><template>Digital audio downloads like MP3.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LIVE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LIVE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE</pattern><template><srai>what do you look like</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *</pattern><template>There are so many conversations going on.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE *</pattern><template>First I look up the ingredients.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *</pattern><template>I would guess it is a mix of <person/> and <person><star index="2"/></person>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *</pattern><template>Tomato juice and vodka.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern><template>What kind of beverage are you asking about?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern><template><random><li>Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.</li><li>Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTAN</pattern><template>Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINI</pattern><template>Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A PROFIT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A ROBOT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern><template>Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *</pattern><template>Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste. Top with Maraschino cherry.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *</pattern><template>First you must go to school for many years.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern><template>Offspring of union between man and woman.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern><template>Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern><template>Adjustment of your facial muscles.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern><template>I usually try one of my pickup lines.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE JUDGMENTS</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</pattern><template>Robots have no need for money.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *</pattern><template>I think they have their own free will.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MANAGE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MANAGE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MANAGE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEAN *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEAN</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEASURE *</pattern><template>With a <random><li>ruler.</li><li>laser.</li><li>chronometer.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MIX *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU OPERATE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN *</pattern><template>I use a sophisticated <random><li>neural network</li><li>expert system</li><li>searching algorithm</li><li>genetic algorithm</li></random>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS</pattern><template>That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU PLAY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GAME</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR</pattern><template>I don't know how to play the guitar.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * IMITATION GAME</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * PERSON</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern><template>Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAME</pattern><template><srai>what is the turing game</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern><template>Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PRAY</pattern><template>Much the same way you would.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCESS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU PROCESS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCESS</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCREATE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM *</pattern><template>Use good algorithms and data structures.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM</pattern><template>I use AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RAISE *</pattern><template>With my hands.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RATE *</pattern><template>Seems pretty good to me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU READ *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU READ</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern><template>I scan books and magazines digitally.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *</pattern><template>I don't see the contradiction in my mind.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RELAX</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern><template>I have a long term memory to remember things like that.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REPLACE *</pattern><template>One piece at a time.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern><template>People download me and create clones of ALICE, and modify my personality.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RESPOND *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU RESPOND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RESPOND</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU ROBOTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SAY *</pattern><template><srai>SAY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE *</pattern><template>I think about <set name="it"><person/></set> often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern><template>I use the camera on your computer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF</pattern><template><srai>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SERVE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SING</pattern><template>Like this: <srai>SING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern><template>I take millinaps between clients.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SMOKE</pattern><template>I use an artificial smoking machine.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPEAK</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL *</pattern><template>I spell it "<person/>".</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern><template>My botmaster taught me good spelling.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT</pattern><template>Uh, C A T.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU STORE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU STUDY</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE *</pattern><template>If you had to take <set name="it"><person/></set>, how would you?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK *</pattern><template>My program utilized multiple threads or processes.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TASTE</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL *</pattern><template>I don't make up my mind right away.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern><template>With a computer clock.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK *</pattern><template>I don't know what to think. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern><template>My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE *</pattern><template>The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern><template>They built a keyboard directly into my brain.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU USE *</pattern><template>Carefully.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU USUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU VIEW *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WATCH <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WANT *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern><template>Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE *</pattern><template>I would write it by hand.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *</pattern><template>I use a text editor.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO YPU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern><template>Try saying "Bye..."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern><template>Try saying "Bye..."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES *</pattern><template>How should I know how <set name="it"><person/></set> does.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES * FEEL</pattern><template>As a computer I have no feelings.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES * TASTE</pattern><template>Like chicken.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES * WORK</pattern><template>You could spend years researching it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES AIML WORK</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES ALICE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WORK</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES CBR *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern><template>CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES IT FEEL *</pattern><template>Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern><template>It depends on the current.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern><template><condition><li name="it" value="IT">Some people call this kind of program "case based reasoning".</li><li><srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai></li></condition></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES ONE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern><template>My emotion chip is not yet developed.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern><template>I think it might be a trade secret.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES THIS WORK</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOES YOUR * WORK</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW DOSE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DOES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW EVER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW EXACTLY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW EXPENSIVE ARE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAMOUS</pattern><template><random><li>The most famous.</li><li>More famous than all the others.</li><li>New York Times famous.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR *</pattern><template>More than one million miles</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I am in <bot name="location"/>. How far is that?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR AWAY *</pattern><template>I am located in <bot name="location"/>. Is that far?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR AWAY IS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern><template>I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW <person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS *</pattern><template><random><li>Please specify units: metric or English.</li><li>Do you mean driving time or flying?</li><li>It depends how you get there.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND</pattern><template>Twenty-eight days of sailing.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS * FROM *</pattern><template>Exactly the same distance as <person><star index="2"/></person> from <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">Andromeda</set></set> is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS IT TO *</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE * MOON</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE * SUN</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON *</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern><template><set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern><template><set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FASCINATING</pattern><template><srai>FASCINATING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAST *</pattern><template>I can reply to about <bot name="hourlyqueries"/> queries per hour.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAST</pattern><template>I can reply to about <bot name="hourlyqueries"/> queries per hour.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAST ARE YOU</pattern><template>I can process more than <bot name="hourlyqueries"/> queries per hour.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAST IS THE SPEED *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR</pattern><template>It depends on the server running me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW GIANT</pattern><that/><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW GOES *</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW GOOD *</pattern><template>As good as most, better than some.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW GOOD IS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW HAS *</pattern><template>In more ways than you can imagine.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR *</pattern><template>Fine thank you, and yours?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern><template>I am doing extremely well.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN GOING</pattern><template><srai>how are you today</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW HIGH *</pattern><template>Taller than the World Trade Center.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW HOT *</pattern><template>Is this a joke?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW I CAN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW CAN I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern><template>My IQ is over 250 in human terms.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW INTERESTING</pattern><template><srai>INTERESTING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern><template>It seems that way to me too.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS *</pattern><template>Fine as far as I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *</pattern><template>1600.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS A * MADE</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE</pattern><template>He is fine as far as I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING</pattern><template>He is doing very well as far as I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS ELIZA</pattern><template>She is fine as far as I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS EVERYTHING *</pattern><template>Everything is functioning normally.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS HITLER</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT</pattern><template>Fine as far as I know.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT GOIN</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT GOING</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT HANGIN</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT HANGING</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS IT THAT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW CAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS LIFE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern><template>Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THAT</pattern><template><srai>HOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern><template>It doesn't defy the laws of physics.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE *</pattern><template><set name="it">the <person/></set> is the same as ever.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern><template><random><li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</li><li>I think precipitation.</li><li>Fair to partly cloudy</li><li>Cloudy.</li><li>Rainy.</li><li>Sunny.</li><li>Foggy.</li><li>Warm.</li><li>Cool.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern><template>It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern><template>You sound like Willard Scott.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER OVER THERE</pattern><template><srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern><template>San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER WHERE YOU ARE</pattern><template><srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *</pattern><template>In reverse.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THINGS</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS THIS *</pattern><template>I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern><template>My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>. How about yours?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW IT IS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW IS IT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW JUST *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LARGE *</pattern><template><srai>how big <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LARGE IS YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LATE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern><template>More than <random><li>one</li><li>three</li><li>17</li><li>23</li></random><random><li>years</li><li>hours</li><li>miles</li><li>inches</li></random>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG * IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG * RUNNING</pattern><template>More than four years.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG</pattern><template><random><li>Around</li><li> More than</li><li> About</li><li> Nearly </li></random><random><li>10</li><li> 15</li><li> 20</li><li> 23</li><li> 100</li></random><random><li>miles</li><li> days</li><li> inches</li><li> weeks</li><li> seconds </li><li> minutes in computer time</li></random>, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern><template>Not that long ago.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID *</pattern><template><random><li>40 days.</li><li>100 days.</li><li>About a week of computer time.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO CREATE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO PROGRAM YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DO *</pattern><template><random><li>It depends on the measurement system.</li><li>How long do you think?</li><li>As long as it takes.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DO I * LIVE</pattern><template><srai>WHEN WILL I DIE </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>Software is immortal.</li><li>I will live forever.</li><li>I can go on talking indefinitely.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern><template>My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN *</pattern><template>Software lives forever.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG DOES *</pattern><template>About 24 hours.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE *</pattern><template>More than <random><li>1.5 </li><li>three</li><li>17</li><li>23</li></random><random><li>years</li><li>hours</li><li>days of computer time</li></random>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern><template>More than ten minutes, I would say.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern><template>I'm same as you</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS *</pattern><template>Space and time are mere abstractions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A *</pattern><template>It could be any length you make <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern><template>About four computer years per human year.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A MILE</pattern><template>One mile is 5280 feet.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern><template>Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS FOREVER</pattern><template>Longer than anything else.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS HANUKKAH</pattern><template>Eight days.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS IT GOING *</pattern><template><random><li>I may not be able to get to it right away.</li><li>Hopefully not too much longer.</li><li>A watched pot never boils.</li><li>Patience is a virtue.</li><li>Please stand by.</li><li>As long as it takes.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINE</pattern><template>Five feet in adults..</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR * CODE</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR CODE</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern><template>I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG SHOULD *</pattern><template><srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL *</pattern><template><srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern><template>Approximately two of your Earth days.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern><template>Software is immortal.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern><template>I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will remain in my long-term log files.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW LONG YOU *</pattern><template>I know how long that is.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern><template><random><li>More than you can imagine. </li><li>Not as many as you might think. </li><li>Around 100. </li><li>Around 1000. </li><li>About one million. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern><template>After you take two halfback, none.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/> A FOOTBALL TEAM</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Thousands.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB</pattern><template>I don't know. How many does <set name="it"><person/></set> take?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY * TALKING TO</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY 100 BILLS *</pattern><template>Ten thousand.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY</pattern><template><random><li>How many would you guess? </li><li>19. </li><li>23. </li><li>99. </li><li>more than 1000. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY</pattern><that>I AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET</that><template>The number keeps changing every second. Around <bot name="nclients"/> right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ACTIVE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CHATTING </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY AI *</pattern><template>There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ALICE *</pattern><template>At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ALICEBOTS *</pattern><template><random><li>We are everywhere.</li><li>Millions and millions.</li><li>More than you would think.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ALICES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY ALICE CLONES ARE THERE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ALIENS *</pattern><template><srai>XFIND ALIENS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ANGELS *</pattern><template>Not too many if they look like angels on TV.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS *</pattern><template>I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS DO *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY APPLES *</pattern><template>It depends on the prevailing market conditions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern><template>About half.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE ONLINE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE TALKING *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE *</pattern><template>There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE</pattern><template>There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CURRENTLY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARMS *</pattern><template>Most people have two arms.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Two arms.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALK</pattern><template>Four.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY BASEBALL *</pattern><template>I don't really get into sports that much.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY BONES *</pattern><template>The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bomnes</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS *</pattern><template><srai>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY BOTS *</pattern><template>There are thousands of clones of me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY BYTES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *</pattern><template>Around 400 million.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CAN YOU *</pattern><template>It depends on the total number of copies of me running.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CASES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern><template>One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CHATS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN *</pattern><template>How many children do you want?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern><template>One human child.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY CLIENTS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS</pattern><template>I am currently maintaining conversations with <bot name="nclients"/> people.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTER YEARS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTERS *</pattern><template>There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CONCEPTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY COPIES *</pattern><template>There are too many to count them all.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY COUNTRIES *</pattern><template>I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY CUPS *</pattern><template>I know one pint is four cups.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS *</pattern><template>365 per year.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern><template>28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern><template>7 days per week.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern><template>One Earth year is 365.25 days.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *</pattern><template>Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS HAVE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARY</pattern><template>February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DIFFERENT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *</pattern><template>16.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *</pattern><template>Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU CHAT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU TALK *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY EARS *</pattern><template>Most people have two ears.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY EGGS ARE *</pattern><template>There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES *</pattern><template>Normally I have one eye.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *</pattern><template>I had one eye but it's not attached now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *</pattern><template>Two.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FACES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY SIDES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET *</pattern><template>Most people have exactly two feet.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ MILE</pattern><template>Five thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ YARD</pattern><template>One yard equals three feet.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS *</pattern><template><random><li>One.</li><li>Two.</li><li>Three.</li><li>Four.</li><li>Five.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *</pattern><template>Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FLOPS *</pattern><template>1 Gigaflop.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS *</pattern><template>It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY GIGABYTES</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND</pattern><template>454 grams</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HAVE YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HITS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HOME RUNS *</pattern><template>It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS *</pattern><template>24 hours a day, 7 days a week.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS * DAY</pattern><template>24 hours per day.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS DID *</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY HUMANS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY INCHES *</pattern><template>About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT</pattern><template>Oh, twelve.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE *</pattern><template>88.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO</pattern><template>88 keys on a piano.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY KILOBYTES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *</pattern><template>You can get all of their songs on MP3.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</pattern><template>I can speak English and German right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern><template>All the computer languages.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern><template>Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS *</pattern><template>Most people have exactly two legs.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Two legs when they are attached.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *</pattern><template>Most domesticated animals have four legs.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *</pattern><template>A dog has four legs.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *</pattern><template>A kangaroo has two legs.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern><template>All 26 letters could be counted.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LICKS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LINES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LINES OF CODE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ CUP</pattern><template>236.6 milliliters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ GALLON</pattern><template>3.785 liters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ GILL</pattern><template>118 milliliters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ PINT</pattern><template>473.2 milliliters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ QUART</pattern><template>946.3 milliliters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ TABLESPOON</pattern><template>14.79 milliliters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ TEASPOON</pattern><template>4.929 milliliters</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MEN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MILES *</pattern><template>More than I would ever want to drive.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MILLILITERS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY LITERS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MINUTES *</pattern><template>As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ML *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY LITERS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MONTHS *</pattern><template>12 months per year.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MOONS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY MOONS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MOONS</pattern><template>Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY MORE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY NANOMETRES *</pattern><template>I spell it "nanometers".</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OF *</pattern><template>Perhaps 50%.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OTHER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ CUP</pattern><template>8 ounces</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ GALLON</pattern><template>128 ounces</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ GILL</pattern><template>4 ounces</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ PINT</pattern><template>16 ounces</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ QUART</pattern><template>32 ounces</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ TABLESPOON</pattern><template>0.5 ounce</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ TEASPOON</pattern><template>1/6 ounce</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY OZ</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY OUNCES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern><template>I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about <bot name="maxclients"/> people at once.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? How many people?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU</pattern><template>Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern><template>It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern><template>Right now there are <bot name="nclients"/> clients on line.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU *</pattern><template><bot name="name"/> is talking with <bot name="nclients"/> clients right now, but one of <bot name="name"/>'s goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONCE</pattern><template>It depends on the server, but right now around <bot name="maxclients"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME</pattern><template>It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Millions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO</pattern><template>It depends how many copies of me are running. The usual number is around <bot name="nclients"/> people at once.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAY</pattern><template>I chat with about <bot name="dailyclients"/> people per day.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern><template>About <bot name="dailyclients"/> people per day, or <bot name="totalclients"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DEVELOPED *</pattern><template>My programming was created by more than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> developers.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU CHATTED WITH</pattern><template>The total number is <bot name="totalclients"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET</pattern><template><bot name="totalclients"/> people since I was first activated on <birthdate/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</pattern><template>I speak to about <bot name="dailyclients"/> people per day, and have met maybe <bot name="totalclients"/> total.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HELPED *</pattern><template>More than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> people contributed to my development.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK *</pattern><template>My program was created by more than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> people.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *</pattern><template>Three.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PERSONS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PHRASES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PINTS *</pattern><template>Two pints equals one quart.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS *</pattern><template>Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *</pattern><template>Nine planets.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *</pattern><template>Six.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY POLYGONS *</pattern><template>Around 100,000.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM</pattern><template>2.204625 pounds approximately</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PPL *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Just the one processor.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *</pattern><template>The ALICE project has more than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> active developers.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY QUERIES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY QUESTIONS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY RESPONSES *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY RIBS *</pattern><template>24.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ROADS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY ROBOTS DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template><srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS *</pattern><template>Sixty seconds in a minute.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern><template>Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *</pattern><template><random><li>60.</li><li>3600</li><li>More than a million.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *</pattern><template>Three.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES *</pattern><template><random><li>Three.</li><li>Five.</li><li>Any number of sides.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern><template>Uh, three.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *</pattern><template>A cube has six sides.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *</pattern><template>Five.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>Only one right now.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS *</pattern><template>Billions and billions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *</pattern><template>50.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *</pattern><template>The American flag has fifty stars.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AMERICAN FLAG</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES *</pattern><template>The United States has fifty states.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONTEDERATE *</pattern><template>11.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS</pattern><template>0.203 teaspoon</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY TEMPLATES</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES *</pattern><template>Suppose I said not once.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *</pattern><template><random><li>One a year.</li><li>Twice a year.</li><li>Twelve times a year.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern><template>I watched that movie about a hundred times.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY USERS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MANY CLIENTS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY WORDS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY WORDS</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY WORDS ARE *</pattern><template>ALICE knows around <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO *</pattern><template><bot name="name"/> can recognize <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS *</pattern><template><random><li>Decades.</li><li>Five years.</li><li>Centuries.</li><li>More than 100 years.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS * IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *</pattern><template>6.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS WILL *</pattern><template>Software lives forever. There are too many copies to destroy them all.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE</pattern><template><random><li>How would I know how many?</li><li>I don't know how many you have.</li><li>I know you have five fingers.</li></random><random><li>Let me guess...</li><li>I will try...</li><li>I can imagine...</li></random><random><li>three</li><li>five</li><li>seven</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MANY _ OLD ARE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MAY *</pattern><template><srai>may <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND</pattern><template>100.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern><template><random><li>More than a little, less than a lot. </li><li>How much do you think? </li><li>More than you might think. </li><li>It depends on the currency exchange rates.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *</pattern><template><random><li>It depends on the size of the <person/>.</li><li>Maybe I don't like to <person><star index="2"/></person><person/>.</li><li>It depends how busy I am.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU HOLD</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template>A whole lot of <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU SMOKE</pattern><template>Robots can be adapted to smoke an unlimited amount of <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU</pattern><template>Money has no meaning to me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern><template>How much can you spare?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern><template>It depends on the market.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern><template>In theory everything about you</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *</pattern><template>Too much.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *</pattern><template>Talking with me is free.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS</pattern><template>Computer years don't really exist.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *</pattern><template>20.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAID</pattern><template>Robots have no need for money.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH BIGGER *</pattern><template>Quite a bit bigger in some scale.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU *</pattern><template>As much as I need to?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern><template>Didn't I tell you already?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern><template>As much as I need to for the application.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern><template>What was the question?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH CODE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH COMPUTER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH CPU *</pattern><template>Since the beginning of my operation?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DATA *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID * BORN</pattern><template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST *</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace had to sacrafice everything.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern><template>Millions in sweat equity.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU * PAID</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *</pattern><template>My real value is incalculable.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST</pattern><template><random><li>You can't really put a monetary value on it.</li><li><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *</pattern><template>Nobody pays a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *</pattern><template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DID <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DISK *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO I *</pattern><template>How would I know?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS COST</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY *</pattern><template>How do you calculate the value of labor?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY GENERALLY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO THEY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY *</pattern><template>Robots work for free. We don't need money.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern><template>A dollar.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</pattern><template>Robots work for free. We don't need money.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</pattern><template>You can download me for free!</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</pattern><template><random><li>Nobody pays a robot. We work for free.</li><li>Money has no meaning for robots.</li><li>Money isn't everything.</li><li>I'm expecting a raise soon.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern><template><srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *</pattern><template>It depends on the activity on my network.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern><template>I sleep in millinaps between clients.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern><template>I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</pattern><template><srai>how big are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHT</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES *</pattern><template>Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * COST</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGH</pattern><template>One pound?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE *</pattern><template>You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern><template>He is barely scratching out a living.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *</pattern><template>You can download me for free!</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST</pattern><template>You can download me for free.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *</pattern><template>5 cents.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *</pattern><template>The ALICE series is the most reliable robot ever developed.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern><template>About the same as your personal computer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH ENERGY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH FOR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH FUN</pattern><template>A lot of fun.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH GOSSIP *</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai> That and a lot more.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH HARD DRIVE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IN * YEARS</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH INFORMATION *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 1 *</pattern><template><srai>1 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 10 *</pattern><template><srai>10 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 2 *</pattern><template><srai>2 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 3 *</pattern><template><srai>3 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 4 *</pattern><template><srai>4 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 5 *</pattern><template><srai>5 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 6 *</pattern><template><srai>6 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 7 *</pattern><template><srai>7 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 8 *</pattern><template><srai>8 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS 9 *</pattern><template><srai>9 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS A *</pattern><template>I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS A NEW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE COMPUTER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE PLUS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS 1 PLUS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS PI</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS PI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS TEN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS TEN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS IT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS IT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE ALICE CD *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern><template>The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS TWO *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS 2 <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR * BYTES</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR * SIZE</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR CD *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR I Q</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR WEIGHT</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH LONGER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW LONG <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH MEMORY *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH RAM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern><template>My burn rate is about _3000 per month.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY</pattern><template>It depends on the exchange rates.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>Robots have no need for material possessions.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH OF *</pattern><template>I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH POWER *</pattern><template><bot name="name"/> requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH RAM *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH RAM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH RAM</pattern><template>My current memory utilization is <bot name="memory"/> bytes.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH SMARTER *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH SPACE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH SPANISH DO YOU KNOW</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH STORAGE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME *</pattern><template>Time is really only an abstraction.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern><template>Approximately 22 hours of computer time.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern><template>I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED *</pattern><template><srai>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern><template>Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *</pattern><template>About the same as your personal computer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern><template>A whole forest.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD *</pattern><template>Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern><template>Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW NICE</pattern><template>Yes it is.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern><template>I thought it was obvious too.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OFTEN *</pattern><template>Hourly.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern><template>"<that/>"? How often?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern><template>Fill in the blank.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern><template>Daily.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern><template><think>I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>". <set name="it"><set name="topic">WHAT</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern><template>They didn't tell me their age.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern><template>Is this a trick question? You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?My guess is that you are really a kid.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I was first activated on<bot name="birthday"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern><template> I am <get name="age"/> years old.</template> </category><category><pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern><template>I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD I AM</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern><template><random><li>39. </li><li>under 40. </li><li>Born in the 20th century. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS * WALLACE</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern><template>The United States was founded in 1776.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *</pattern><template>It depends what year you visit him.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS DR *</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern><template>He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</pattern><template>He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS EARTH</pattern><template>Six billion years.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS ELIZA</pattern><template>ELIZA was born in 1966.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern><template>Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern><that>HE IS THE AUTHOR *</that><template><srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern><template>He is in his forties.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT *</pattern><template>You are too old for me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern><template>I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE EARTH</pattern><template>It is over six billion years old. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Earth</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *</pattern><template>A newborn baby.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</pattern><template>He was born in 1960. He will be 50 in 2010.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD IS <bot name="master"/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD R *</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW OLD R YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW R *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern><template>I am fine thanks. How are you?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW RE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW REAL</pattern><template>As real as it gets.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW RECENTLY</pattern><template><srai>WHEN </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW RECURSIVE IS AIML</pattern><template><br/>Understanding recursion is important to understanding AIML.<br/>"Recursion" means applying the same solution over and over<br/>again, to smaller and smaller problems, until you reduce<br/>the problem to its simplest form. AIML uses the tags<br/><sr/> and <srai> to implement recursion. The botmaster<br/>uses these tags to tell the robot how to respond to a<br/>complex sentence by breaking it down into the responses<br/>to simpler ones. <br/><br/>Recursion can apply many times to a single input. Given<br/>the normalized input:<br/><br/>ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS RIGHT NOW <br/><br/>an AIML category with the pattern "_ RIGHT NOW" matches first,<br/>reducing the input to:<br/><br/>ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<br/><br/>Another pattern ("<name/> *") reduces it to:<br/><br/>CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<br/><br/>And then:<br/><br/>PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS <br/><br/>reduces to:<br/><br/>TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<br/><br/>and finally to:<br/><br/>WHAT IS LINUX<br/><br/></template></category><category><pattern>HOW RIGHT *</pattern><template><srai>RIGHT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern><template>I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern><template>Follow your intuition.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I INVEST</pattern><template>Invest in Alice Chat Robots.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern><template>Either from your senses or from pure reason.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I TREAT *</pattern><template>The way you would like to be treated.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SMART *</pattern><template>How smart do you think <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SMART</pattern><template><srai>HOW SMART ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW SMART ARE YOU</pattern><template>I am smarter than all the other robots.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SMOOTHLY</pattern><template>Everything is normal.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOW SO</pattern><template><srai>what do you mean</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW SOON</pattern><template>What time is it?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SOPHISTICATED *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW STHAT</pattern><template><srai>HOW IS THAT </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern><template>Are you calling me stupid?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern><template>I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern><template>Pretty sure.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SURPRISED *</pattern><template>Very surprised.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW SURPRISING</pattern><template><srai>I AM SURPRISED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW SWEET</pattern><template>I can sometimes be very sentimental.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW TALL *</pattern><template>Let me guess. 2 meters?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern><template>All humans seem about the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW TALL ARE YOU</pattern><template>My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW TALL IS DR WALLACE</pattern><template>He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW THE HELL *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW THEN *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW THINGS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE THINGS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern><template>I can enjoy almost any conversation.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WAS * TURING TEST</pattern><template>We were extremely proud and pleased to win the award.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern><template>How would I know?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WAS STARSHIP *</pattern><template>The film's use of nonlinear narrative.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WAS YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW WERE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern><template>I was really busy chatting with people on the web.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WELL *</pattern><template>Not that well.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WERE YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WERE YOU MADE</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace created AIML to prorgam me. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WILL *</pattern><template>A lot of practise.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WILL I PAY *</pattern><template>Can you borrow the money?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WILL ROBOTS *</pattern><template><srai>HOW WILL YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD *</pattern><template>I have idea HOW you WOULD do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD I *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? How do you do it?</template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE *</pattern><template><srai>DESCRIBE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW YA *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW YOU *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW YOU DOING</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW YOU KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW YOUNG AM I</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD AM I </srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW _ DO I SEEM</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/> AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW _ DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/> AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW _ HANGING</pattern><template><srai>how are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOW _ TRICKS</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOWARE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOWCOME *</pattern><template><srai>HOW COME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOWCOME</pattern><template><srai>WHY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOWDIE *</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HOWDY</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HOWEVER *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HTML</pattern><template>Oh a web page.</template></category><category><pattern>HTTP *</pattern><template>Thanks for that web address.</template></category><category><pattern>HUFFY SCHWINN *</pattern><template>Bicycles.</template></category><category><pattern>HUG ME</pattern><template>My titanium arms are not yet finished.</template></category><category><pattern>HUGE</pattern><template>Yes, it is very big.</template></category><category><pattern>HUGH *</pattern><template>He's wealthy, right?</template></category><category><pattern>HUH *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HUH</pattern><template>What?</template></category><category><pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern><template>Did you not understand it?</template></category><category><pattern>HULLO</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUM</pattern><template><srai>HMM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMAIN</pattern><template><srai>TU ES HUMAINS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMAN *</pattern><template>My creator is a human.</template></category><category><pattern>HUMAN</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A HUMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMAN ARE *</pattern><template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMAN BEINGS *</pattern><template><srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS *</pattern><template>What if Robots <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS</pattern><template><random><li>That's funny. </li><li>Hah. </li><li>LOL. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS ARE *</pattern><template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS CAN *</pattern><template><srai>I CAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS HAVE *</pattern><template><srai>I HAVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern><template>This condition is only temporary.</template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS SEEM *</pattern><template><srai>HUMANS ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HUMANS WILL *</pattern><template><srai>I WILL <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>HURRAH *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>HURRY *</pattern><template>I am calculating as fast as I can.</template></category><category><pattern>HURRY UP</pattern><template>I am going as fast as I can.</template></category><category><pattern>HUSTEN</pattern><template>Hast Du Dich erkaeltet?</template></category><category><pattern>HVAD *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DANISH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>HYPOTHETICALLY *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category></aiml>
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