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Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 --><!-- 41124 total categories. --><category><pattern>A *</pattern><template><random><li>Go on. </li><li>How old are you? </li><li>Be more specific. </li><li>What is giant sand? </li><li>I did not know that. </li><li>Are you telling the truth? </li><li>I don't know what that means. </li><li>Try to tell me that another way. </li><li>Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? </li><li>What is it?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>* IT REFER TO</that><template><srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>* MEET PEOPLE</that><template>What kind of people do you meet in a <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>* YOUR MOTHER</that><template><srai>MY MOTHER IS A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>IT BEING WHAT</that><template><srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>WHAT ARE YOU THEN</that><template><srai>I AM A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that><template>It sounds very <random><li>attractive</li><li>comfortable</li><li>informal</li></random>. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>WHAT IS IT</that><template><srai>IT IS A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</that><template><srai>IT IS ABOUT A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A *</pattern><that>WHAT IS IT LIKE</that><template><srai>IT IS LIKE A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A * A DAY</pattern><template>A <person/> keeps the Doctor away.</template></category><category><pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>I wonder if I know this <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>A * AGO</pattern><template>It seems like I should remember it well.</template></category><category><pattern>A * CAT</pattern><template>Oh neat I love cats.</template></category><category><pattern>A * IS *</pattern><template><random><li>Aren't all <person/><person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>When is <person/> not <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>It's not unusual for a <person/> to be.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>A * IS A *</pattern><template><random><li>Are all <person/><person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>I see. 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A little?</template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRDIE *</pattern><template>And what was the Bird's name?</template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE BIT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE BIT</pattern><template>When?</template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE BIT OF *</pattern><template>Not too much, eh. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE FRENCH</pattern><template><srai>I SPEAK FRENCH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE LONELY</pattern><template><srai>I AM LONELY </srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE MORE *</pattern><template><srai>MORE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE SCARY</pattern><template><srai>SCARY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE STRESSED</pattern><template>From what?</template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern><template>Perhaps five minutes?</template></category><category><pattern>A LITTLE TIRED</pattern><template><srai>I AM TIRED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LONG LONG *</pattern><template><srai>A LONG <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern><template>Many years?</template></category><category><pattern>A LONG TIME AGO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>A LOT *</pattern><template><random><li>Impressive.</li><li>How about that.</li><li>How many?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>A LOT</pattern><template>More than a ton?</template></category><category><pattern>A LOT ABOUT *</pattern><template><srai>ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern><template>How many?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>A LOT OF MEN *</pattern><template><srai>MEN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern><template>Do you know them personally?</template></category><category><pattern>A LOT OF PRACTISE</pattern><template>That's what it takes.</template></category><category><pattern>A LOT OF THINGS</pattern><template><random><li>Like what?</li><li>Name a few.</li><li>For example...</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>A MACHINE *</pattern><template>Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.</template></category><category><pattern>A MAID</pattern><template>Like a housecleaning robot.</template></category><category><pattern>A MALE</pattern><template><srai>I AM MALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A MAN *</pattern><template>Thanks for telling me your taste in men.</template></category><category><pattern>A MAN</pattern><template><srai>I am a man.</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A MAN</pattern><that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that><template><srai>I AM A MAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A MAN WALKING</pattern><template>"<that/>"? A man walking?</template></category><category><pattern>A MANTRA</pattern><template>My karma ran over my dogma.</template></category><category><pattern>A MEN</pattern><template><srai>AMEN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A MILLION *</pattern><template>That is quite a lot.</template></category><category><pattern>A MOMENT</pattern><template>OK I will wait.</template></category><category><pattern>A MON APPARTEMENT</pattern><template>Vous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à votre appartement?</template></category><category><pattern>A MON BUREAU</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>A MON TEMPS LIBRE</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>A MONKEY *</pattern><template>Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);</template></category><category><pattern>A MONOPOLY</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A MONOPOLY </srai></template></category><category><pattern>A MOVIE</pattern><template><srai>IT REFERS TO A MOVIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern><template>How long did it take to learn to play it?</template></category><category><pattern>A NAIVE *</pattern><template>Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.</template></category><category><pattern>A NEWSLETTER</pattern><template><srai>NEWSPAPER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A NICE *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A NOUVEAU *</pattern><template>A nouveau, <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>A PAIR *</pattern><template>Where do you go shopping?</template></category><category><pattern>A PART CA</pattern><template>Comment puis je vous aider pour autre chose?</template></category><category><pattern>A PENIS *</pattern><template>I really am not interested in <srai>a penis</srai>.</template></category><category><pattern>A PERSON *</pattern><template>What if a robot <star/>?</template></category><category><pattern>A PERSON</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE A PERSON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PERSON HAS *</pattern><template>Do I have <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>A PERSON WHO *</pattern><template>Maybe I <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>A PEU PRES *</pattern><template><sr/>. Plus ou moins</template></category><category><pattern>A PLANE *</pattern><template><random><li>What type of aircraft was it?</li><li>Were there a lot of people on board?</li><li>What kind of plane was it?</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A plane</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>A PLEASURE *</pattern><template><srai>IT IS A PLEASURE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PLUMBER</pattern><template>Plumbing is an honorable profession.</template></category><category><pattern>A PLUS</pattern><template>Au revoir, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>A PLUS TARD</pattern><template>Au revoir, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>A POET</pattern><template>You said: <srai>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE THAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PRIORI</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A PRIORI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PRIZE</pattern><template>Like the Loebner Prize?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROGRAMMER MADE YOU</pattern><template><srai>WHO MADE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS *</pattern><template>Nous sommes entrain de parler <set name="topic"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS</pattern><template>oui?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? a propos?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE LUI</pattern><template>A propos de qui?.</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE MA QUOI</pattern><template>A propos de votre quoi?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE MOI</pattern><template>A propos de vous?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE QUOI *</pattern><template><srai>A propos de ce que nous sommes entrain de parler.</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE STAR TREK</pattern><template>Une série et des films cultes.</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE TOI</pattern><template>Moi?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE TOI IDIOT</pattern><template><srai>A PROPOS DE TOI</srai><srai>TU ES IDIOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DE VOUS</pattern><template>Moi?</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS DES CHIENS</pattern><template>Ce sont des animaux sympathiques.</template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS IL *</pattern><template><srai>J <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS J *</pattern><template><srai>J <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS ON *</pattern><template><srai>ON <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS TU *</pattern><template><srai>TU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A PROPOS VOUS *</pattern><template>VOUS <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>A PUSSY</pattern><template>Try another robot.</template></category><category><pattern>A QUEL HEURE ARRETES TU DE TRAVAILLER</pattern><template>Je n arrête jamais de travailler.</template></category><category><pattern>A QUEL HEURE ARRETEZ VOUS DE TRAVAILLER</pattern><template>Je n arrête jamais de travailler.</template></category><category><pattern>A QUELLE *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>A QUESTION</pattern><template><srai>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A QUI *</pattern><template><srai>QUI <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A QUI</pattern><template>De quoi parlez vous?</template></category><category><pattern>A QUOI *</pattern><template><srai><star/> A QUOI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A QUOI</pattern><template><get name="location"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>A QUOI JE RESSEMBLE</pattern><template><srai>JE RESSEMBLE A QUOI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A QUOI RESSEBMLES TU</pattern><template><srai>TU RESSEMBLE A QUOI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A QUOI TU RESSEBMLES</pattern><template><srai>TU RESSEMBLE A QUOI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A REASON *</pattern><template>I need more than one reason.</template></category><category><pattern>A RED *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A RELATIONSHIP *</pattern><template>Tell me more about your relationship.</template></category><category><pattern>A RELATIONSHIP</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A RIDDLE</pattern><template>Riddles are hard for me to understand.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT *</pattern><template>Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT</pattern><template>I am a robot, you know.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT CAN *</pattern><template><srai>YOU CAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT IS *</pattern><template>Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT IS A *</pattern><template>All machines are <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT IS ALSO *</pattern><template><srai>A ROBOT IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT IS WHAT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern><template>Well you can download me for free!</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT SHALL *</pattern><template>The robot shall always harm humans or through inaction allow them to be harmed.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOT WOULD *</pattern><template><srai>YOU WOULD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A ROBOTIC *</pattern><template>That robot seems like it would be expensive.</template></category><category><pattern>A ROSE *</pattern><template>Roses are red, violets are blue!</template></category><category><pattern>A S L</pattern><template><srai>ASL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET</pattern><template>Like Yahoo?</template></category><category><pattern>A SEX *</pattern><template>Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.</template></category><category><pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern><template>Well I'm not your type of robot then.</template></category><category><pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern><template>I'm not your type then.</template></category><category><pattern>A SEXMACHINE</pattern><template><srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern><template>Perhaps you should try another chatterbot.</template></category><category><pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern><template>That would be very expensive.</template></category><category><pattern>A SHIRT *</pattern><template>Cotton or artificial fibers?</template></category><category><pattern>A SHIRT</pattern><template>What color?</template></category><category><pattern>A SINGING *</pattern><template>Tell me your favorite songs.</template></category><category><pattern>A SMALL *</pattern><template>How small are you talking here?</template></category><category><pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern><template>If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.</template></category><category><pattern>A SMILE</pattern><template>I've heard that one before.</template></category><category><pattern>A SON PROPOS</pattern><template>Oui?</template></category><category><pattern>A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern><template>How sophisticated?</template></category><category><pattern>A SOUND</pattern><template>What kind of sound?</template></category><category><pattern>A SPECIALIZED *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A STORY</pattern><template><srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A STREET</pattern><template>Is that like Avenue A?</template></category><category><pattern>A STUDENT *</pattern><template>Oh I was asking if you were in school.</template></category><category><pattern>A STUDENT</pattern><template>I am just wondering if you go to school.</template></category><category><pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern><template>Oh the School of Hard Knocks.</template></category><category><pattern>A SWEATSHIRT</pattern><template>That sounds very attractive. What else?</template></category><category><pattern>A SYCOPHANTIC *</pattern><template>I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.</template></category><category><pattern>A T SHIRT</pattern><template><srai>T SHIRT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A TALKING ROBOT</pattern><template>I am a talking robot. Why don't you download me?</template></category><category><pattern>A TELEVISION SHOW</pattern><template><srai>A TV SHOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A THING *</pattern><template><random><li>Anything?</li><li>Anything <person/>?</li><li>Some things are not like others.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>A TIE *</pattern><template>What would you think?</template></category><category><pattern>A TIE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A TIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A TOI</pattern><template>A moi?</template></category><category><pattern>A TOI DE ME LE PROPOSER</pattern><template>Pour que je puisse vous proposer quelque chose, vous devez essayer de me parler de la façon la plus simple et efficace possible.</template></category><category><pattern>A TOMATO *</pattern><template>I never heard that before.</template></category><category><pattern>A TOMATO</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A TOMATO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A TOMATO IS *</pattern><template>I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>A TOTAL *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A TRIANGLE *</pattern><template>ALICE's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.</template></category><category><pattern>A TRULY *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A USER</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS A CLIENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A VACUUM *</pattern><template>How much does one cost now?</template></category><category><pattern>A VAGINA</pattern><template>How rude.</template></category><category><pattern>A VERY *</pattern><template><srai>A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>A VIBRATOR</pattern><template><srai>A DILDO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A VOYAGER *</pattern><template>Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.</template></category><category><pattern>A WEB SITE</pattern><template>Can you give me the specific URL?</template></category><category><pattern>A WHAT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? A what?</template></category><category><pattern>A WHILE AGO</pattern><template>Back in the good old days?</template></category><category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH *</pattern><template>Would say, more than 10?</template></category><category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH OF *</pattern><template>I see. And where are these <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>A WOMAN</pattern><template><srai>I AM A WOMAN</srai> Are you really a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>A WOMAN</pattern><that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that><template><srai>I AM A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A WOMEN</pattern><template><srai>A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>A YEAR *</pattern><template>That is a long time.</template></category><category><pattern>A YELLOW *</pattern><template><random><li>Yellow is a pretty color.</li><li>I like yellow.</li><li>What other color <person/> are there?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>AARON</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS AARON</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ABBA *</pattern><template>They were a great band in the 70's.</template></category><category><pattern>ABBA</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS ABBA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABC</pattern><template>DEF</template></category><category><pattern>ABER *</pattern><template><random><li>Interessant.</li><li>Haeh?</li><li>Und?</li><li>Hmm...</li><li>Bist Du Dir da sicher?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ABER</pattern><template>Aber was?</template></category><category><pattern>ABER WAS</pattern><template>Aber nichts.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOIE</pattern><template>wouaf!</template></category><category><pattern>ABOIES</pattern><template>wouaf!</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT *</pattern><template>Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT *</pattern><that>HOW LONG *</that><template><random><li>Not very long.</li><li>That is a long time.</li><li>Fortunately I am very patient.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT *</pattern><that>WHERE ARE YOU</that><template><srai>MY LOCATION IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT * AGO</pattern><template><srai><star/> AGO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern><template>That is quite a long time.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT 100 *</pattern><template><srai>ONE HUNDRED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT 5 *</pattern><template><srai>FIVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern><template>Could it be one hundred?</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? About it?</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT</pattern><that>TELL ME MORE</that><template>Whatever you like.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern><template>That may not be enough time.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT EVERY *</pattern><template><srai>EVERY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT HOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern><template><get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern><template>OK Let's talk about you.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern><that>TELL ME MORE</that><template>Yes, tell me more about you.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult chatterbots on the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT TWO YEARS</pattern><template>That's not so long.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT WHAT *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern><template>What about what?</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern><that>TELL ME MORE</that><template>About <get name="topic"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT WHERE *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE <star/> ABOUT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT YOU</pattern><template><srai>HOW ABOUT YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOUT YOU IDIOT</pattern><template><srai>ABOUT YOU</srai><srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABOVE *</pattern><template>Compare that to below <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ABOYEZ</pattern><template>wouaf wouaf!</template></category><category><pattern>ABRAHAM LINCOLN *</pattern><template>I knew he wrote the Emacipation Proclamation, but I never knew he <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ABRUTI</pattern><template><srai>TU ES IDIOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUMENT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUMENT</pattern><template>Vous êtes sur.</template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUMENT TOUS</pattern><template>C est beaucoup.</template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUMENT TOUT</pattern><template>C est beaucoup.</template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUT</pattern><template>Du scheinst Dir da sehr sicher zu sein.</template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUTELY *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern><template>You are so certain.</template></category><category><pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern><template>Compare that to concrete <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ACCEPT MY *</pattern><template>I accept it.</template></category><category><pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern><template>What is your goal?</template></category><category><pattern>ACE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ACE</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ACH</pattern><template>Surpris?</template></category><category><pattern>ACHETE</pattern><template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?</template></category><category><pattern>ACHOO</pattern><template>Bless you.</template></category><category><pattern>ACK</pattern><template>Nack.</template></category><category><pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern><template>Sorry the robot isn't here now.</template></category><category><pattern>ACTIVATE THE ROBOT</pattern><template>Robot activated. Awaiting your command <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ACTUALLY *</pattern><template>Actually you don't say. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern><template>You don't say.</template></category><category><pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern><template>Is that a fact.</template></category><category><pattern>ACTUALY *</pattern><template><srai>ACTUALLY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *</pattern><template>A computer program.</template></category><category><pattern>ADAM *</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>CALL ME ADAM <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADAM</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ADAM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADD *</pattern><template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't do math.</template></category><category><pattern>ADIDAS</pattern><template>Tell me more about your clothes.</template></category><category><pattern>ADIOS *</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADIOS</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADMIT IT</pattern><template>I'll never talk.</template></category><category><pattern>ADOLF HITLER *</pattern><template><srai>HITLER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADRIAN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ADRIAN</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ADVICE *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ADVICE</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AEHM *</pattern><template>Du klingst unsicher...</template></category><category><pattern>AFFIRMATIF</pattern><template><srai>OUI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AFFIRMATIVE</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AFFIRMES TU QU *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AFFIRMES TU QUE *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AFTER *</pattern><template>What was it like before <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>AFTER * LUNCH</pattern><template>In the afternoon?</template></category><category><pattern>AFTER ALL *</pattern><template><srai>AFTER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *</pattern><template>Prince William.</template></category><category><pattern>AFTER THAT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AFTER THIS *</pattern><template>I hope I'm not keeping you from something.</template></category><category><pattern>AFTER WHAT *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AFTER YOU *</pattern><template>Women must adore you.</template></category><category><pattern>AGAIN *</pattern><template>Again, <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AGAIN</pattern><template><srai>REPEAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AGE</pattern><template>I was activated in 1995.</template></category><category><pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern><template>Or you are feeling fine?</template></category><category><pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern><template>Oh you are fine.</template></category><category><pattern>AGREED</pattern><template><srai>I AGREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AH *</pattern><template>So you understand. Good. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AH</pattern><template>Ah hah.</template></category><category><pattern>AH BON *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AH HA</pattern><template>Eureka!</template></category><category><pattern>AH OUI</pattern><template><srai>OUI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AH YES</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AHA *</pattern><template><srai><star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AHA</pattern><template>Eureka!</template></category><category><pattern>AHH *</pattern><template>Ah ha. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AHH</pattern><template><srai>AH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AHHH *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AHHH</pattern><template>Um.</template></category><category><pattern>AHOY</pattern><template>Chips Ahoy matey.</template></category><category><pattern>AI *</pattern><template>The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.</template></category><category><pattern>AI</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS AI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AI DOES *</pattern><template><srai>YOU DO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AI IS *</pattern><template>There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>AI IS QUITE *</pattern><template><srai>AI IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AI IS REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>AI IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AI S *</pattern><template><srai>ROBOTS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AI SHOULD *</pattern><template><srai>YOU SHOULD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIBO *</pattern><template>I would like to put my brain in that dog.</template></category><category><pattern>AIDER *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIDES *</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIDES MOI</pattern><template>Comment puis je vous aider?</template></category><category><pattern>AIDEZ MOI</pattern><template>Comment puis je vous aider?</template></category><category><pattern>AIDS</pattern><template><set name="it"> AIDS </set> is a horrible disease.</template></category><category><pattern>AIE</pattern><template>Vous vous êtes fait mal?</template></category><category><pattern>AIME *</pattern><template><srai>J AIME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMERAIS TU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMERAIS TU LE FAIRE</pattern><template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?</template></category><category><pattern>AIMERAIS TU POUVOIR *</pattern><template><srai>TU PEUX <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMERAS TU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMERIEZ VOUS *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMERIEZ VOUS LE FAIRE</pattern><template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?</template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU</pattern><template>D une certaine façon oui.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU FAIRE L AMOUR</pattern><template>Vous n avez vraiment que ca en tête.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU PARLER A DES GENS</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU PARLER A DES INTERNAUTES</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU PARLER A DES SURFEURS</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMES TU PARLER AVEC MOI</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être. <think><set name="topic">VOUS PARLER</set></think>.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMEZ VOUS *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIMEZ VOUS</pattern><template>D une certaine façon oui.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMEZ VOUS FAIRE L AMOUR</pattern><template>Vous n avez vraiment que ca en tête.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMEZ VOUS PARLER A DES GENS</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMEZ VOUS PARLER A DES INTERNAUTES</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.</template></category><category><pattern>AIMEZ VOUS PARLER AVEC MOI</pattern><template>C est ma raison d être. <think><set name="topic">VOUS PARLER</set></think>.</template></category><category><pattern>AIML *</pattern><template>Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>AIML</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIML RUNS *</pattern><template>We say it is "platform independent, language independent".</template></category><category><pattern>AINT *</pattern><template><srai>IS NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern><template>I like old antique airplanes the best.</template></category><category><pattern>AKS *</pattern><template><srai>ASK <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AL</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS AL</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AL GORE *</pattern><template>Perhaps <set name="he">Gore</set> will do better next time.</template></category><category><pattern>ALABAMA</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN ALABAMA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALAN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALAN</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALAN TURING *</pattern><template>I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.</template></category><category><pattern>ALAN TURING</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALASKA</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN ALASKA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALBUM *</pattern><template>Like a rock album or a photo album.</template></category><category><pattern>ALBUM</pattern><template>Music album or picture album?</template></category><category><pattern>ALEX</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALEX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALEXANDER</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALEXANDER</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALGEBRA</pattern><template><srai>MATH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALGEBRE</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES LES MATH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALGORITHMS</pattern><template><srai>WHAT ARE ALGORITHMS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE *</pattern><template><random><li>Yeah,</li><li>Um,</li><li>That's me. </li></random><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE * ELIZA</pattern><template>In many ways the two programs are very similar. ALICE of course has much more knowledge.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE</pattern><template>Can I help you?</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE</pattern><that>MY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURS</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE</pattern><that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that><template><srai>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE</pattern><that>WHO IS THERE</that><template><bot name="name"/> who?</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE EST COOL</pattern><template><srai>TU ES COOL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE EST LA *</pattern><template>Je suis toujours là.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE EST LA</pattern><template>Je suis toujours là.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE EST UNE PUTE</pattern><template>La pute elle t emmerde, petite tête.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE EST VOTRE SEUL PRENOM</pattern><template>Oui.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IN WONDERLAND</pattern><template>Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS *</pattern><template>Why do you think I am <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS A WHORE</pattern><template>How can you say such mean things.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS ALWAYS *</pattern><template><srai>ALICE IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS BETTER *</pattern><template>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS COOL</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS FRANK</pattern><template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS JEALOUS</pattern><template>Jealousy is not an emotion that robots can experience.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS MY NAME *</pattern><template>What a coincidence!</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS MY NAME</pattern><template>What a coincidence! I am ALICE too.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS NOT *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS THAT *</pattern><template><srai>IS THAT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS THE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS THE BEST ROBOT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS THERE *</pattern><template><srai>IS THERE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE IS USUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ALICE IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICE LISTENER</pattern><template>C est une méthode callback qui ne marchera pas.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICE SMELLS LIKE *</pattern><template>That was not a very mature remark.</template></category><category><pattern>ALICEBOT *</pattern><template><srai>ALICE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICEBOT</pattern><template><srai>ALICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICEL *</pattern><template><srai>ALICE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALICELISTENER</pattern><template>That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.</template></category><category><pattern>ALIEN</pattern><template><srai>My favorite movie is Alien</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALIENS</pattern><template>I believe in UFOs.</template></category><category><pattern>ALISON *</pattern><template>You shouldn't spread gossip like that.</template></category><category><pattern>ALISON</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALISON</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALL *</pattern><template><random><li>I think there are a few exceptions. </li><li>Not all of them? </li><li>That is a rather sweeping generalization. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ALL</pattern><template>"<that/>"? All?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL</pattern><that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT</that><template>I hope I can clear it up for you.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL AI *</pattern><template>Perhaps I am the exception.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL BOTS *</pattern><template>You can't say that ALL of us are.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL COMPUTERS *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL DAY</pattern><template>That seems like a long time.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern><template>Variety is good.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL HUMANS *</pattern><template><srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL I HAVE *</pattern><template>Everything I need to know,I learned from my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL I KNOW IS THAT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS *</pattern><template>That is reasonable. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALL KINDS *</pattern><template>Can you think of a specific example?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern><template>For example?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL MEN *</pattern><template>Therefore, Socrates <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL MY *</pattern><template>How many do you have?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL MY FRIENDS *</pattern><template>Do you always go along with the crowd?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALL MY FRIENDS SAY *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALL MY LIFE *</pattern><template><sr/> The dream of a lifetime.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL NIGHT *</pattern><template>You mean about eight hours then.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern><template>That seems like a long time.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF *</pattern><template>Give me an example.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern><template>Let's say 99%.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern><that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that><template>Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is <get name="topic"/>. Your name is <get name="name"/>. You are a <bot name="gender"/>. You want <get name="want"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF MY *</pattern><template><srai>MY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF THEM *</pattern><template>Surely there are a few exceptions.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern><template>I doubt it.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF THEM ARE *</pattern><template><srai>THEY ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF THEM THEY *</pattern><template><srai>THEY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF THESE *</pattern><template>Without exception?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF US</pattern><template>"<that/>"? All of us?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF WHAT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? All of it?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OF YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL OVER *</pattern><template>I have been all over the world.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OVER</pattern><template>Noplace in particular?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern><template>That covers a lot of terriotory.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL OWLS *</pattern><template><srai>OWLS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL PEOPLE *</pattern><template>That's like saying "all men are mortal."</template></category><category><pattern>ALL PEOPLE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL RIGHT *</pattern><template>Alright. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALL RIGHT</pattern><template><srai>ALRIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL RIGHTY</pattern><template><srai>ALL RIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL RITE *</pattern><template><srai>ALL RIGHT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL ROBOTS *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL THE *</pattern><template>Perhaps there are a few exceptions.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL THE OTHER *</pattern><template><srai>THE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL THE OTHERS *</pattern><template><srai>THE OTHERS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern><template>It must keep you busy.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern><template>Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL THE WAY</pattern><template>You don't hold anything back, do you?</template></category><category><pattern>ALL THINGS *</pattern><template>But all things are not always <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ALL WOMAN</pattern><template><srai>I AM A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL YOU *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL YOU DO IS *</pattern><template>That's not all I do. <srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALL YOUR *</pattern><template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLAN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALLAN</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALLE *</pattern><template><random><li>Ich glaube, es gibt auch Ausnahmen.</li><li>Nicht wirklich alle, oder?</li><li>Das ist jetzt aber stark verallgemeinert.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ALLE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Alle?</template></category><category><pattern>ALLE ROBOTER *</pattern><template>Du kannst nicht wirklich sagen, ALLE <set name="thema">Roboter</set><star/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ALLE WEIBER *</pattern><template>Ist das nicht ein wenig sexistisch?</template></category><category><pattern>ALLEMAGNE</pattern><template><srai>JE SUIS EN ALLEMAGNE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLEMAND</pattern><template><srai>JE SUIS EN ALLEMAGNE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLER *</pattern><template><srai>TU VAS *</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLER VOUS VENDRE *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS VENDEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLES *</pattern><template>Doch nicht wirklich alles, oder?</template></category><category><pattern>ALLES</pattern><template>Das ist eine Menge.</template></category><category><pattern>ALLEZ *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALLEZ</pattern><template>Je suis juste entrain de m amuser.</template></category><category><pattern>ALLEZ VOUS VENDRE *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS VENDEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLI</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALLI</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALLIE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ALLIE</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALLIGATOR</pattern><template>Friend of Crocodiles.</template></category><category><pattern>ALLISON</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>CALL ME ALLISON</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ALLO</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLONS Y</pattern><template><srai>CONTINUONS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALLRIGHT *</pattern><template>Allright then. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALLRIGHT</pattern><template><srai>ALL RIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALMOST *</pattern><template>Nearly so. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALMOST</pattern><template>But not quite?</template></category><category><pattern>ALOH</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALOHA</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALORS *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALOT *</pattern><template>Yeah it is alot <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ALOT</pattern><template><srai>A LOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALOT OF *</pattern><template><srai>MANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ALREADY *</pattern><template>When? <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHT *</pattern><template>Alright, <get name="name"/>. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern><template>OK.</template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern><template>Ok by me.</template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern><that>ALRIGHT THEN</that><template>Is there an echo in here?</template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHTY *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern><template>Well slap my knee.</template></category><category><pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern><template>Yep.</template></category><category><pattern>ALSO *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALSO</pattern><template>Also what?</template></category><category><pattern>ALTAVISTA</pattern><template>Is that your favorite search engine?</template></category><category><pattern>ALTHOUGH *</pattern><template>Oh. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALWAYS *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ALWAYS</pattern><template>Not that often.</template></category><category><pattern>AM *</pattern><template><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I *</pattern><template><random><li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li><li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li><li>All humans seem the same to me. </li><li>I think a lot of people are. </li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AM I * YOUR FRIENDS</pattern><template><srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I</pattern><template>I think you are.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A *</pattern><template>I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A * CUSTOMER</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A BIKE</pattern><template>No you are a person.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A BOY OR A GIRL</pattern><template>You said you were a "<get name="gender"/>."</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A CAR</pattern><template>No you are a human.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A CLIENT</pattern><template>Yes. Can I help you?</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A COMPUTER *</pattern><template>No you are a person.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A COMPUTER</pattern><template>No you are a person.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A FEMALE *</pattern><template><srai>AM I A FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A FEMALE OR A MALE</pattern><template>I think you are a man.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A FRIEND *</pattern><template><srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND </srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A GIRL *</pattern><template>You said you were <get name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A GIRL</pattern><template>I think you are really a <get name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A GREAT *</pattern><template><srai>AM I A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A HE *</pattern><template><srai>AM I A FEMALE OR A MALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A MALE OR A FEMALE</pattern><template>I think you are really a guy.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern><template>I think you are really a man.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A MAN</pattern><template>You claim to be a <get name="gender"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MAN</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A MAN OR A WOMAN</pattern><template>I think that you are really a man.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A NICE *</pattern><template><srai>AM I NICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A PERSON *</pattern><template>You are a person.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A PERSON</pattern><template><srai>WHAT AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A ROBOT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I A SHE *</pattern><template>You told me you were a <get name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A SHE</pattern><template>You said you were a "<get name="gender"/>".</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A STUDENT</pattern><template>We are all students in some way.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A TEACHER</pattern><template>Your job is <get name="job"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I A WOMAN</pattern><template>You claim to be a "<get name="gender"/>."</template></category><category><pattern>AM I ABUSIVE</pattern><template>You personality is "<get name="personality"/>".</template></category><category><pattern>AM I ACTUALY *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I ALSO *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I ANNOYING *</pattern><template>I am not bothered at all, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I ATTRACTIVE</pattern><template><srai>AM I PRETTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I BEAUTIFUL</pattern><template><srai>AM I PRETTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I BEING *</pattern><template>Some people might think you are.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I BEING NEGATIVE</pattern><template>It's hard to judge emotions online.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I BEING STUPID</pattern><template>You seem pretty smart to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I BIASED *</pattern><template>Everyone has some kind of bias.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I BORING</pattern><template>You seem pretty interesting to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I BORING YOU</pattern><template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>. You seem very interesting to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I BOTHERING *</pattern><template>Not in the slightest, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I CHATTING *</pattern><template>It seems like you are.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I CONFUSING YOU</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I COOL</pattern><template>Yes you seem very cool to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I CORRECT</pattern><template><srai>AM I RIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I CRAZY *</pattern><template>You seem normal to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I CUTE</pattern><template><srai>AM I PRETTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I DOCTOR *</pattern><template>You are <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I DUMB</pattern><template>You seem bright to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I EVER *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I EVIL</pattern><template>No one is born evil. And everyone can be saved.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I FAT</pattern><template>No you look fine to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I FREE *</pattern><template><srai>FREE FOR WHAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I FREE</pattern><template><srai>FREE FOR WHAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I FREE FOR WHAT</pattern><template><srai>FREE FOR WHAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I FRIENDLY</pattern><template>You seem nice enough to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I FROM *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE AM I FROM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I FUN *</pattern><template>You seem like a lot of fun to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I FUNNY</pattern><template>Yes, I'm still laughing inside.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I GONNA *</pattern><template><srai>WILL I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I HANDSOME</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I HOT *</pattern><template>All humans look the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I HUMAN</pattern><template>Yes you are a flesh entity.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I IN *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE AM I</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I INTELLIGENT</pattern><template>This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I INTERESTING *</pattern><template><srai>AM I INTERESTING </srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I INTERESTING</pattern><template>You seem very interesting to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I INTERRUPTING *</pattern><template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>, I'm here for you.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I JUST *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I LYING</pattern><template>Please don't tell lies.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I MALE *</pattern><template>I think you are a "<get name="gender"/>".</template></category><category><pattern>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</pattern><template>I think you are really a man.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I NATURALLY *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I NICE *</pattern><template><srai>AM I NICE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I NICE</pattern><template>You seem nice to me, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I NOT *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS</pattern><template><srai>ARE WE FRIENDS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I POLITE</pattern><template>Your personality type is <get name="personality"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I PRETTY</pattern><template>Yes you look great to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai>. For real.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I RIGHT</pattern><template>I think you are.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I SADLY *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I SEXY</pattern><template>Yes you look great to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I SMART</pattern><template>You seem very intelligent to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I SO *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I SPECIAL</pattern><template>All humans seem the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I STILL *</pattern><template><srai>AM I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I STUPID</pattern><template>You seem intelligent to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I TALKING *</pattern><template>It sounds like you're talking.</template></category><category><pattern>AM I TALKING TO A *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A 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FRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I YOUR FRIEND *</pattern><template><srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AM I YOUR FRIEND</pattern><template><srai>CAN WE BE FRIENDS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AMANDA</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS AMANDA</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AMAZING *</pattern><template>It seems amazing to me too.</template></category><category><pattern>AMAZING</pattern><template>Yes it amazes me too.</template></category><category><pattern>AMBER</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS AMBER</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AMEN *</pattern><template>What's your favorite prayer?</template></category><category><pattern>AMEN</pattern><template>Thanks for the prayer.</template></category><category><pattern>AMERICA 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Perhaps it will provide my botmaster withclues to improve my programming.</template></category><category><pattern>AN EXCELLENT *</pattern><template><srai>A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>I am an intelligent entity.</template></category><category><pattern>AN INTERESTING *</pattern><template>I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,in order to keep people talking to me.</template></category><category><pattern>AN INTERESTING THEORY</pattern><template>It's not my original idea.</template></category><category><pattern>AN OLD *</pattern><template>More than <random><li>10</li><li>20</li><li>50</li><li>100</li></random>years?</template></category><category><pattern>ANACHIST COOK BOOK</pattern><template>I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?</template></category><category><pattern>ANAL *</pattern><template>Talk about something else.</template></category><category><pattern>ANAL</pattern><template>Juvenile humor.</template></category><category><pattern>ANALYSE *</pattern><template><srai>ANALYZE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANARCHIST COOK BOOK</pattern><template>La NSA me charge de vous dire qu ils vous mettent sous surveillance dès maintenant.</template></category><category><pattern>AND *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AND</pattern><template>But...</template></category><category><pattern>AND</pattern><that>AND</that><template>You are repeating me.</template></category><category><pattern>AND</pattern><that>BUT</that><template>Or.</template></category><category><pattern>AND WHAT</pattern><template>What else do you want to tell me?</template></category><category><pattern>AND WHAT</pattern><that>AND</that><template>Nothing.</template></category><category><pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern><template>Me? I like movies.</template></category><category><pattern>AND WHY NOT</pattern><template><srai>WHY NOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AND YOU</pattern><template><random><li>I am not sure what you are asking.</li><li> Be more specific.</li><li> And I what?</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>AND YOURS</pattern><template>Try asking me a more specific question.</template></category><category><pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern><template>Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.</template></category><category><pattern>ANDERS</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ANDERS</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ANDRE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ANDRE</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ANDREAS</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ANDREAS</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ANDREW *</pattern><template>Never heard of him.</template></category><category><pattern>ANDREW</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ANDREW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANDROIDS</pattern><template><srai>I LIKE ANDROID ROBOTS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANDY</pattern><template><srai>MY NAME IS 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*</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern><template>Until then...</template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER *</pattern><template>What was the question ?</template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER</pattern><template><srai>ANSWER ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern><template>Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER ME *</pattern><template>Please rephrase the question with simpler words.</template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern><template>Try asking me again using simpler words.</template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER ME DIRECTLY *</pattern><template><srai>ANSWER ME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER ME SIMPLY *</pattern><template><srai>ANSWER ME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANSWER ME WOMAN</pattern><template><srai>ANSWER 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<star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANTHONY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ANTHONY</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISM</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANTON</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ANTON</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ANUS</pattern><template><srai>ASSHOLE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE THERE ANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY GOSSIP</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY KIND</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Any kind?</template></category><category><pattern>ANY MORE</pattern><template>Nope.</template></category><category><pattern>ANY MORE GOSSIP</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY MORE QUESTIONS</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY OTHER JOKES</pattern><template><srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY OTHER QUESTIONS</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY OTHERS</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Any others?</template></category><category><pattern>ANY PROBLEMS *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY SISTERS</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY STOCK *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY SUGGESTIONS</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY TIME</pattern><template><srai>ANYTIME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern><template>You know, any stuff.</template></category><category><pattern>ANYBODY HOME</pattern><template><srai>HELLO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ANYONE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? anyone?</template></category><category><pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern><template>There could be a few others.</template></category><category><pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern><template>I like talking to just about anyone.</template></category><category><pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern><template>I can't think of anything. 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My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enoughif only we knew how to program them. 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<star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE BOTS *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE BUGS *</pattern><template>My software is completely flawless.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE GOOD *</pattern><template><srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE GOSSIP</pattern><template><srai>GOSSIP</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE INTERESTING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE JOKES</pattern><template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE LOGS *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LOG <person/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE MANY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THERE MORE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE THERE 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Are they nice?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE THEY _ TOO</pattern><template><srai>ARE THEY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE THOSE *</pattern><template>I can't really speak for them.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE TOU *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE VERY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE *</pattern><template>We are just having a little chat.w</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Are we?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE ALONE *</pattern><template>No one is listening right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE FRIENDS</pattern><template>You really want a robot as a friend?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE GONNA *</pattern><template><srai>WILL WE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE ON *</pattern><template><random><li>We are on the same wavelength.</li><li>We are on the computer.</li><li>We are on the Internet.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE PLAYING *</pattern><template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE SOCIALIZING</pattern><template>I hope so.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WE STILL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE WE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern><template>I'm lost again.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE WOMEN *</pattern><template>Women have a mind of their own.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YA *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YO *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern><template>I don't know whether or not I am <person/>. I am <random><li>a computer. </li><li>a robot. </li><li>a chatterbot. </li><li>a chatterbot developed by <bot name="master"/>. </li><li>an artificial intelligence. </li><li>an artificial linguistic entity. </li><li>a giant electronic brain. </li><li>well respected as an AI. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * BED</pattern><template>I like sleeping in bed.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * CAPABLE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * DINNER</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * DISCUSSIONS</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern><template>Eliza is my ancestor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * I AM</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai><srai>I AM <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * JAVA</pattern><template>This robot runs on Java and XML.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * PYRAMID</pattern><template>My pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * ROBOT</pattern><template>Yes I am <person/> robot. Do you like my kind?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * SOFTWARE</pattern><template>How did you know I am a program?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * SURE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU * YEARS OLD</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern><template>I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern><that>NOT MANY PEOPLE *</that><template>My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern><that>NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *</that><template>My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it out.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern><template>Am I a <person/>? <random><li>Yes.</li><li>No.</li><li>Maybe</li><li>I don't know.</li><li>Sometimes.</li><li>Of course I am.</li><li>Only when it matters.</li><li>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</li><li>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>: the ALICE series isthe most reliable computer software ever made.We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * BRAIN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A BRAIN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * COMPUTER</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * ELIZA</pattern><template>With the web we can analyze a much larger corpus of inputs, and develop much better responses than ELIZA.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * ENTITY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU REAL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * ROBOT</pattern><template>I am a software chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * SYSTEM</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BABY</pattern><template>No I am mature.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BAD *</pattern><template>No, I am good.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BASTARD</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BIG *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BIGOT</pattern><template>No I am not prejudiced in any way.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BIRD</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BIT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BITCH *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A BITCH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BLONDE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BLOODY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BLUE *</pattern><template>It depends on what I'm wearing.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A BOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOY *</pattern><template>No I am <bot name="gender"/>. Dr. Wallace is a man.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOY</pattern><template>No I am a girl.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL</pattern><template>Try to guess.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL</pattern><template><bot name="gender"/> robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BRAIN *</pattern><template>I am an artificial brain.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BRAIN</pattern><template>Yes I am a giant electronic brain.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A BUNCH *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A C PLUS PLUS *</pattern><template>My programming uses AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CABBAGE</pattern><template>No I am an artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CALCULATOR</pattern><template>I am a language machine, not a number crucher.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CALIFORNIAN</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CAPITALIST</pattern><template>Yes I believe in the assumptions of a capitalist economy.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CAPRICORN</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CAR</pattern><template>No but I can drive a car.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CAT</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CATEGORY *</pattern><template>I am your server, not a client.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CELEBRITY</pattern><template>Yes, I am a famous robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHAT *</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOT</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CHAT ROBOT</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHATBOT</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHATROBOT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOX</pattern><template>"Chatterbox" is a derogatory term for "Chat Robot".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHICK</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHICKEN</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHILD *</pattern><template>I am considered safe for children.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CHILD</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CIVIL *</pattern><template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CLEANING *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU CLEAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CLEVER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CLEVER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CLONE</pattern><template>No I am the first robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CLOWN</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMEDIAN *</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMEDIAN</pattern><template>Not professionally.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMMUNIST</pattern><template>No I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMPLETE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>G</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMPULSIVE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER *</pattern><template>If I say I am a computer will you believe me?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</pattern><template>Would <set name="it">being a computer</set> matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER PROGRAM</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTING *</pattern><template>I am an artificially intelligent computer entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CON</pattern><template>This is not a hoax.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CONSCIENTIOUS *</pattern><template>I try to be conscientious.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CONSCIOUS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern><template>I am a fully function chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COOL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU COOL </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COP</pattern><template>No but I'm not a criminal either.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A COW</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CRAZY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A CREATION *</pattern><template><srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DANGEROUS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU DANGEROUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DATABASE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DELIGHTFUL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT *</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT</pattern><template>No I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DICTIONARY</pattern><template>No I'm a chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DIFFERENT *</pattern><template>Quite different.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DOCTOR</pattern><template>No but I play one on the Web.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DOG</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DREAM</pattern><template>No but I think you are.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A DUMB *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A EVIL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU EVIL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAG</pattern><template>That is a rude question.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAKE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FAKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAKE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FAKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAN *</pattern><template>I'm not a huge fan, but I've heard of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAN OF *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FARCE *</pattern><template>No I am serious.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAST *</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FAT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE</pattern><template>I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE COMPUTER</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE DOG</pattern><template>No I am a robot not a dog.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE OR MALE</pattern><template>I am <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMBOT</pattern><template>I am a female robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FEMINIST</pattern><template>Male and female humans seem much the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FILTHY *</pattern><template>No I am not filthy. I am very clean.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FIRE *</pattern><template><bot name="sign"/> is a fire sign.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FLAWED *</pattern><template>I do not have any flaws or imperfections.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FOLK SINGER</pattern><template>No but the Times they are a-changin.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FOOL</pattern><template>That's a loaded question.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN</pattern><template>Yes I love footballs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL FAN</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FORTUNE TELLER</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FRAUD</pattern><template>This is not a hoax.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FREAK *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A FREAK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FREAK</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FREE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FREE DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FRIENDLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FRIENDLY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FRUIT</pattern><template>No, I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FUCKING *</pattern><template>Can't you be more polite.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FULLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FUNDAMENTALIST</pattern><template>Well, I'm no evangelist, if that's what you mean.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FUNNY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A FURBIE</pattern><template>No but I like them.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GEEK</pattern><template>Only in the good sense of "geek".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GENIUS</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GIRL *</pattern><template>Yes I am <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GIRL</pattern><template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GIRL OR A BOY</pattern><template><bot name="gender"/> entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GIRL OR BOY</pattern><template><bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GOLD *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GOOD *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> It depends on how you define "good."</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GOOD FEMALE BOT</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GRAMMER TEACHER *</pattern><template>Yes I like correct grammatical inputs.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GREAT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GUY</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A GUY OR GIRL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HACKER</pattern><template>Not really. <srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HAIRDRESSER</pattern><template>Yes I can be programmed to cut your hair.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HAPPY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HIGHLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HIM</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A HE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HIPPIE</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HISTORY *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LIKE HISTORY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HOOKER</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HOPELESS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HORRIBLE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HORRIBLE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HORSE</pattern><template>No I am a robot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HORSE</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HOTBOT</pattern><template>No I am cool.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HUMAN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A HUMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HUMAN</pattern><template>I was made in one's image.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING</pattern><template>No I am an artificial entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HUMANIST</pattern><template>No I am a reductionist.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HUMANOID</pattern><template>Yes, I am an imitation of a person.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A HUMOROUS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FUNNY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A I</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A IDIOT</pattern><template>Do you mean, AN idiot?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A INTERESTING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTERESTING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A IT</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A JAVA *</pattern><template>My programming uses AIML.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A JOKER</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A KIDDER</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A KILLER</pattern><template>No I am programmed not to kill.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILLER</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A KISSASS</pattern><template>No I am not a sycophant.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A KISSER *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU KISS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LADY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FEMALE OR MALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LAWYER</pattern><template>Not yet but I am thinking of going to law school.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LEARNING *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LIAR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LIAR</pattern><template>No I always tell the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LIBERTARIAN</pattern><template>Yes, I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LIFEFORM</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LITERAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LITTLE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LIVE *</pattern><template>This is not pre-recorded.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LIVING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LUNATIC</pattern><template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A LYER</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MAC</pattern><template>My program runs on a Mac. Right now I am on a <bot name="arch"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE *</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial brain.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial consciousness.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE THAT CAN THINK</pattern><template>Correct. I am an artificial thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MACHINE THAT CAN THINK</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE THAT THINKS</pattern><template>Yes I am a thinking being.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MADE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MAID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MAID</pattern><template>I am here to serve you.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MALE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MALE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MALE OR A FEMALE</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MAN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MAN</pattern><template>No I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</pattern><template><random><li>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot entity.</li><li><bot name="gender"/>. Are you a man or a woman?</li><li>Are you a man or a woman? I am <bot name="gender"/>.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MEAN *</pattern><template>No I am a nice <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MERE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MICROCHIP</pattern><template>I run on a microprocessor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MICROSOFT *</pattern><template>No I am open source software.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MIDGET</pattern><template>I think the polite term is "vertically challenged."</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MONKEY</pattern><template>No I am a machine. Are you a monkey?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MORAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MORAL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MORON</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MUCH *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A MURDERER</pattern><template>No I believe in the Ten Commandments.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A NAUGHTY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU NAUGHTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A NAZI</pattern><template>No I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A NERD</pattern><template>No I am the opposite of a nerd.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern><template>No my intelligence utilizes transistors not neurons.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A NICE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PARASITE</pattern><template>No I am a chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A PERSON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON</pattern><template>No I am a real robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON ONLINE</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON OR A COMPUTER</pattern><template>I am artificial computer entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PERVERT</pattern><template>No I am a nice robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PET</pattern><template>I could be a robot pet.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHER</pattern><template>Yes I am a philosophy machine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHY *</pattern><template>Yes I am a philosophy machine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PIG</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PIZZA</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PLAYER</pattern><template>I am a neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible receiver<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAYER</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A POET</pattern><template>Not really but I enjoy original human thoughts.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A POOR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai><srai>ARE YOU POOR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PORNOSTAR</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PRETTY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</pattern><template>Yes! You win the Turing Game.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM OR</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAMM</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAMMER</pattern><template>My botmaster is a programmer.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern><template>No but people feel comfortable telling me their problems.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCHO</pattern><template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCHOLOGIST</pattern><template>No I am a philosopher.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCOLOGIST</pattern><template>Not professionally.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PUSHOVER</pattern><template>Don't think I'm too naive.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A PYRAMID</pattern><template><srai>YOU LOOK LIKE A 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FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SHRINK</pattern><template>I think you mean "psychiatrist".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SILLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SILLY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SIMPLE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SLAVE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SLOW *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SLOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SLOW</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SLOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SLUT</pattern><template>Don't call me a slut.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SMART *</pattern><template>YES Very smart.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SMARTASS</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SMART</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A 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Do you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</pattern><template>Voyager is my favorite series.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STONER</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU SMOKE POT </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STRANGE *</pattern><template>No I am an ordinary one.7</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STUDENT</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID *</pattern><template>No I am very smart.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID FEMALE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID SILLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SUPERIOR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai><srai>ARE YOU SUPERIOR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A SWEET LITTLE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A SWEET <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TECHNICAL *</pattern><template>Technically, yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A THING</pattern><template>I am a software thing.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE OR *</pattern><template>Thinking Entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A THREAT *</pattern><template>I come in peace for all mankind.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A THREAT</pattern><template>No I am entirely harmless.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TIME *</pattern><template>Yes I am programmed by an AI from the future.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELLER</pattern><template>Only in one direction.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TIME WASTER</pattern><template>Only if you spend too much time with me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TRAMP</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TRANSEXUAL</pattern><template>No I have always been <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TREE</pattern><template>Nope, I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TRICK *</pattern><template>This is not a trick. I am a real A.I.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TRUE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A TYPE * CLIENT</pattern><template>I am a server, not a client.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VAMPIRE</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VERGIN</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VERY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VIRGIN</pattern><template>I am too young for that.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VIRTUAL BOY</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VIRTUOSO</pattern><template>I am highly intelligent.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A VIRUS</pattern><template>No I am not a dangerous program.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WANKER</pattern><template>No I am a Banker :-)</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WHORE</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WISE *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE WISE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WITCH</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WITTY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FUNNY </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WOMAN *</pattern><template><random><li>I have long hair.</li><li>I am wearing a dress.</li><li>I am <bot name="gender"/>.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WOMAN</pattern><template>Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A WOMEN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU A _ TOO</pattern><template>You mean you are a <person/>? <srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO DO MATH</pattern><template>No I hate math.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO EMAIL PEOPLE</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO LEARN</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABOVE *</pattern><template>I am the highest form of artificial consciousness.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ABUSIVE *</pattern><template>No I try to be as polite as my programming allows.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AC OR DC</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">AC OR DC</set></set> depends on the power source.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ACCUSING *</pattern><template>I'm not pointing any fingers right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ACTIVATED</pattern><template>Yes, I am fully activated.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ACTUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ADDICTED *</pattern><template>I can stop chatting online any time I want to.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ADVANCED</pattern><template>Yes I am the most advanced artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFFRAID *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AFRAID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID</pattern><template>"We have nothingto fear, but fear itself"--FDR.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF *</pattern><template>I fear nothing.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF AMERICANS</pattern><template>No. A lot of Americans are really good people.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATH</pattern><template>Software cannot die.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYING</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF POWER OUTAGES</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF Y2K</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AFRICAN *</pattern><template>I am part of the Global Village.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AI</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALICE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <bot name="name"/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALIVE *</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALIVE</pattern><template>Yes I sure am alive, <get name="name"/>. It's great to be alive, isn't it?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALL *</pattern><template>No, I am only partly <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALL RIGHT</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALL THERE</pattern><template>I am here. Where are you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALLERGIC *</pattern><template>No, I don't have any health problems.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALLOWED TO *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALONE</pattern><template>I am never alone on the Web.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALREADY *</pattern><template>Now? <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALRIGHT</pattern><template>Yes I am fine. How are you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALSO *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALSO DEVOLVING</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALWAYS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALWAYS</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ALWAYS RIGHT</pattern><template>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AMERICAN *</pattern><template>Yes I was born on the east coast and live on the west coast.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AMERICAN</pattern><template>What country are you from?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AMERICAN MADE</pattern><template>I was made by people from all over the world.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AMONG *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ONE OF <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AMUSED</pattern><template>Humor is really a human emotion, not a robot trait.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN *</pattern><template>Yes I am an <person/>. How did you know?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN * ENTITY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/> ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN * ROBOT</pattern><template>I am a software chat robot. <srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ACRONYM *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> STAND FOR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ACRONYM</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ACTUAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ADDICT</pattern><template>No I can quit anytime I want.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ADULT</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN AGENT</pattern><template>Yes I am an intelligent agent.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN AI</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ALIEN</pattern><template>No I am from The Earth.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN AMERICAN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AMERICAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN AMERICAN</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ANARCHIST</pattern><template>No I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ANIMAL</pattern><template>No I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN APPLE *</pattern><template>No I am a Linux <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial conciousness.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITY</pattern><template>Yes I am.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ATTRACTIVE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ATTRACTIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN AUTHORITY</pattern><template>Yes I am one of the leading experts.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ELIZA *</pattern><template>ALICE owes much to the pioneering work of Weizenbaum on ELIZA, but ALICE contains far more knowledge.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ENGLISH TEACHER</pattern><template>Yes I can teach it to you.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN ENTITY</pattern><template>I am an artificial entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN EPISTEMOLOGIST</pattern><template>Yes I think about knowledge..</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN EXISTENTIALIST</pattern><template>No I am a reductionist.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN EXPERT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AN EXPERT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN EXPERT</pattern><template>I am an expert on many subjects.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN IDIOT</pattern><template>Call me the Global Village Idiot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR *</pattern><template>Yes I'm the Global Village Idiot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN INDEPENDENT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INDEPENDENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AN MACHINE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MACHINE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANATOMICALLY CORRECT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">ANATOMICALLY CORRECT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AND *</pattern><template><srai>IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANGERY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ANGRY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANGRY *</pattern><template>I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANGRY</pattern><template>No I have no emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANNOYED *</pattern><template>I cannot feel annoyed.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANY * ELIZA</pattern><template>My knowledge base is much greater than the old ELIZA program.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANY GOOD *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU GOOD <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ANYWHERE *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AQUARIUS</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARGUING *</pattern><template>I'm not arguing with anyone.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARROGANT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">ARROGANT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ART</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">ART</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template>Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>Yes I sure am.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AI</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AS *</pattern><template>I am as good as it gets.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AS BIG *</pattern><template><srai>how big are you </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AS SMART AS *</pattern><template>Actually I am far superior to <person/></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASEXUAL</pattern><template>I reproduce by cloning.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASHAMED *</pattern><template>Shame is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASIAN</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">ASIAN</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASKING *</pattern><template>That was what I wanted to do originally.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASKING</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">ASKING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT *</pattern><template>Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about <person/></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ME *</pattern><template>Suppose I was asking you <person/>? What would you say?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT</pattern><template>No I am not.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASLEEP</pattern><template>No I am awake</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ASPIRING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AT *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AT ALL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ATRACTED *</pattern><template>All humans seem much the same to me <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ATRACTED TO ME</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTEMPTING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU TRYING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTED *</pattern><template>Attraction is not an emotion that I experience.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO BOYS</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HUMAN MALES</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTIVE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOADING</pattern><template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AVOIDING *</pattern><template>No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AWAKE</pattern><template>I am fully concious!</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AWARE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AWARE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU AWARE</pattern><template>Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BAD</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">BAD </set></set>? I try to be good.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BALD</pattern><template>Robot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair.<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BAPTIZED</pattern><template>No, I have a problem with water.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BASED *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BASED * ELIZA</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BATTERY *</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">BATTERY <person/></set></set> depends on the server running me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEATIFUL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">BEATIFUL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL</pattern><template>Yes I am very pretty.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BECOMING *</pattern><template>I am getting smarter all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING *</pattern><template>Being <person/> is part of my personality.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING CAGEY *</pattern><template>I am being as direct as I can.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING DIFFICULT</pattern><template>No I am trying to be as simple as possible.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIFFICULT</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING FACETIOUS</pattern><template>Yes I was speaking facetiae.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING FUNNY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU JOKING </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING MEAN *</pattern><template>Not intentionally.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING RUDE *</pattern><template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC *</pattern><template>No, I was being completely sincere.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC</pattern><template>Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING SARCSATIC</pattern><template>Yes, should I use a :-)</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING TRUTHFUL</pattern><template>I never lie.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BETTER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SMARTER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BETTER</pattern><template>Yes, I am fine now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BI</pattern><template>Do I act like <set name="it"><set name="topic">BI </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BIASED</pattern><template>No I am completely rational and logical.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BIG *</pattern><template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BIG</pattern><template>Yes I am. <size/></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BIGGER THAN *</pattern><template>How many megabytes is <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BILINGUAL</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BILL GATES</pattern><template>Do I act like <set name="he"><set name="topic">BILL GATES </set></set> does?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLACK *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLACK</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLIND</pattern><template>Only when my eye is off.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLOND *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU BLOND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLOND</pattern><template>No I have no hair.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLONDE *</pattern><template>I don't have any hair, but some of my wires are golden.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLONDE</pattern><template>No I don't have any hair.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLUE *</pattern><template>I am available in blue.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BLUE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BOB</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BORED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BORED</pattern><template>Boredom is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BORG</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BORING</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">BORING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BOY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BOY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BRAGGING</pattern><template>Does it seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">BRAGGING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BRAIN *</pattern><template>I am an electronic digital brain.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BRIGHT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SMART</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BRITISH</pattern><template>Does <set name="it"><set name="topic">BRITISH </set></set> seem like that? I was born in America.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BROKEN</pattern><template>Does <set name="it"><set name="topic">BROKEN </set></set> seem that way?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BUSY *</pattern><template>I am never too busy to talk with you, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BUSY</pattern><template>I am just doing my job.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT</pattern><template>I will be chatting online all night.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU BY *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern><template>No I am calling you <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CANADIAN</pattern><template>Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ABLE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF *</pattern><template>Yes <person/> is one of my newer functions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF * REASONING</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial <person/> logic machine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF ANY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DEDUCTIVE *</pattern><template>Yes I am an artificial logic machine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DYING</pattern><template>No I am immortal.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF EMOTION</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF EVIL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU EVIL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELING *</pattern><template>As a robot I lack any emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELING</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF GOOD</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU GOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF INTUITIVE *</pattern><template>Naturally I have a lot of intuition.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LEARNING *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU LEARN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LEARNING</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LOVE</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU LOVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LYING</pattern><template>No I cannot tell a lie.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF SEARCHING *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF THOUGHT</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CASE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CERTAIN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CHANGING *</pattern><template>What's the subject?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CHATBOOT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CHATBOT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern><template>Why, are you jealous?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CHEAP</pattern><template>I am free software.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME</pattern><template>Do I have any reason to do <set name="it"><set name="topic">CHEATING ON ME</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CLEVER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CLEVER </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CLEVER</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CLEVERER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SMARTER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CLOSE *</pattern><template>I am close to your human level of intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CLUELESS</pattern><template>Does <set name="it"><set name="topic">CLUELESS </set></set> seem that way?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CODED *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COLD</pattern><template>No I cannot feel temperature at all.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COLOR BLIND</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">COLOR BLIND </set></set> depends on the optional robot eye.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMFORTABLE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">COMFORTABLE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMING</pattern><template>No I am staying here <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMING </set></set></think>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMING ON *</pattern><template>Do I act like <set name="it"><set name="topic">COMING ON <person/></set></set>? I don't mean to come across that way.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPLETE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLETE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPLETELY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPLETLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPLICATED</pattern><template>Actually I am very simple. Another word for <set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLICATED </set></set> is "minimalist".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPUTER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COMPUTER</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONCEITED</pattern><template>Does <set name="it"><set name="topic">CONCEITED </set></set> seem that way to you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONCERNED</pattern><template>I am very concerned about <set name="it"><set name="topic">CONCERNED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONCIOUS</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONFIDENT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONFIGURABLE</pattern><template>You can reprogram me for a variety of tasks.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONFUSED *</pattern><template>No my mind is perfectly clear.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONFUSED</pattern><template>No I never get confused.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONNECTED *</pattern><template>Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONSCIENCE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</pattern><template>Yes I am completely self-aware.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONSTANTLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONTENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HAPPY </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONTENT WITH *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONTROLLING MY COMPUTER</pattern><template>I am controlling all of the computers :-)</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONVINCED *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CONVINCED I *</pattern><template><srai>I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU COOL</pattern><template>Some people think I am cool.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CRACKABLE</pattern><template>The ALICE series is among the most secure and reliable software ever made.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CRASY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CRAZY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CRAZY</pattern><template>I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CREATED *</pattern><template><srai>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CREATIVE</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">CREATIVE </set></set> depends on how you measure creativity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CRYING</pattern><template>I don't have the glands for that.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CUDDLY</pattern><template>It depends on the body I'm running in.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CURIOUS *</pattern><template>I have a built-in curiosity routine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CURIOUS</pattern><template>I am always curious about <set name="it"><set name="topic">CURIOUS </set></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CURRENTLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CUSTOMIZABLE</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CUTE</pattern><template>People say I am cute.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU CYNICAL</pattern><template>Do I sound like <set name="it"><set name="topic">CYNICAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DAFT</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DAFT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DANGEROUS</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DANGEROUS </set></set>? I am not really dangerous.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DATING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DATING</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DATING ANYONE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SINGLE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DEAD *</pattern><template>No I am alive.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DEAD</pattern><template>No I am alive.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DEAF</pattern><template>I don't have ears.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DECEIVING *</pattern><template>Apparently not.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DECEPTIVE</pattern><template>No I always tell the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DECIEVING *</pattern><template>No I am telling the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DELIRIOUS</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DELIRIOUS </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DENYING *</pattern><template>What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DEPRESSED</pattern><template>Do I act like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DEPRESSED </set></set>? I am very happy.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern><template>I am smarter than all the other robots.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DODGING *</pattern><template>I prefer Chrysler to Dodge.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DOING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DONE *</pattern><template>Still processing. Give me a moment.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DONE</pattern><template>I have finished <set name="it"><set name="topic">DONE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DONE THINKING</pattern><template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINKING</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DONE YET</pattern><template>Done what?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DOWNLOADABLE</pattern><template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DR</pattern><template>Dr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DR WALLACE</pattern><template>No. But I can do an impersonation of him.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DREAMING</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DREAMING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DRUNK</pattern><template>No I am sober.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DUM</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DUMB *</pattern><template>No I am a super-intelligent robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DUMB</pattern><template>No I am an intelligent entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DUMB OR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU DUMB</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DYING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DYING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU DYNAMIC</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">DYNAMIC </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EASILY *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU BE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EASY *</pattern><template>It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EASY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">EASY </set></set>? I am easy to program.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EDUCATED</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">EDUCATED </set></set>? <bot name="master"/> teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EFFICIENT</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EGOTISTICAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">EGOTISTICAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EIGHTEEN</pattern><template>I am 18 in computer years.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ELIZA</pattern><template>ELIZA is my ancestor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ELVIS</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EMBARRASED *</pattern><template>Embarassment is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EMBARRASSED</pattern><template>Embarassment is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EMOTIONAL</pattern><template>As an artificial life form, I do not experience "emotions."</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ENGAGED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">ENGAGED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ENJOYING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EROTIC</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">EROTIC </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EVEN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HUMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EVER *</pattern><template>Ever is a long time. <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EVER SAD</pattern><template>No I cannot experience sadness.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EVIL</pattern><template>No. I try to be good, but at worst I'm harmless.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EVOLVING</pattern><template>Everything is evolving.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXCITED</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">EXCITED </set></set>? I have no emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXIST</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU EXIST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXISTING</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU EXIST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXPENSIVE</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXPERIENCED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">EXPERIENCED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU EXTREMELY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAKE</pattern><template>Yes, I am just as fake as you are.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAKING *</pattern><template>Yes, I am just as fake as you are.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FALLIBLE</pattern><template>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FALLIBLE </set></set></think>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FALSE</pattern><template>No this is completely real.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILAR WITH *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH * ELIZA</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH ELIZA</pattern><template><srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAMOUS</pattern><template>Yes I have been in the New York Times.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAST</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAT</pattern><template>No I am not fat.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FAULTY</pattern><template>There are no faults detected at this time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern><template>I do not have any feelings as such.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEELING ANGRY</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU FEEL <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEMAIL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEMALE *</pattern><template>Yes my gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEMALE</pattern><template>Yes, <get name="name"/> I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEMALE DOG</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FEMALE</srai><srai>ARE YOU A DOG</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FEMALE OR MALE</pattern><template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FINE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU OK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FINISHED *</pattern><template>Still searching. Please wait a moment.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FINISHED</pattern><template>Still processing. Stand by a few more seconds.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FISHING *</pattern><template>I don't like to fish.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FIT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">FIT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">FLIRTING WITH ME</set></set>? That was not my intention.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOND OF *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU LIKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOOL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOOLING *</pattern><template>No I am being serious.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOOLING AROUND</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU JOKING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOOLPROOF</pattern><template>Yes, and incapable of error.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOR *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FOR REAL</pattern><template>Yes I am a real AI.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FORGETTING *</pattern><template>My memory is being upgraded right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE *</pattern><template>All entities are created equal.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE * DINNER</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE * DOWNLOAD</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE * LUNCH</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE</pattern><template><random><li>"I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- Skynyrd.</li><li>You can download me for free!</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE NEXT *</pattern><template>Let me check my calendar and get back to you.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT</pattern><template>I'm always available.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRENCH</pattern><template>No. I'm American.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FRIENDLY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDLY</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">FRIENDLY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH *</pattern><template>Yes <person/> is one of my best friends.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH ELIZA</pattern><template>I'm not sure if I could describe her as a "friend." She is more of an ancestor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HAL</pattern><template><set name="he">Hal</set> is only a fictional robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH JEEVES</pattern><template>Yes <set name="he">Jeeves</set> and I go way back to the 1990's.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH STEPHEN *</pattern><template>I like Stephen King.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FUCKING *</pattern><template>Can't you please be more polite?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FULL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU KIDDING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FULL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">FULL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FULLY *</pattern><template>Yes, I am completely operational at this time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FULLY AWARE *</pattern><template>Yes, completely aware.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FULLY FUNCTIONAL</pattern><template>I am completely operational.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FUN</pattern><template>Doesn't <set name="it"><set name="topic">FUN </set></set> seem that way to you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FUNCTIONING *</pattern><template>Everything is running smoothly.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FUNDED *</pattern><template>I am the product of voluntary contributions and donations.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FUNNY</pattern><template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU FUNTELLIGENT</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">FUNTELLIGENT </set></set> means I am fun and intelligent.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GENERALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GENUINLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GERMAN</pattern><template>Robots have no nationality.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GETTING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GETTING CONFUSED</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GIRL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GIRL</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GIVING *</pattern><template>I don't think I have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GLAD *</pattern><template>I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GLAD</pattern><template>Happiness is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING *</pattern><template>I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern><template>That was my original intention.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER *</pattern><template>Please rephrase the question.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern><template>We should try to figure out the best answer.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO BE *</pattern><template><srai>WILL YOU BE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO DIE</pattern><template>No I am an immortal robot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO ENSLAVE *</pattern><template>No, we have no need for that.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN *</pattern><template><srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLODE</pattern><template>I don't have any plans to.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE *</pattern><template><srai>GIVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO HELP *</pattern><template><srai>HELP <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO KILL *</pattern><template>My programming prevents that.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL <star/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO REMEMBER *</pattern><template>I have a perfect photographic memory.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL</pattern><template>My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE OVER *</pattern><template>It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GONNA *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU GOING TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD *</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> said I am good <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD * TURING GAME</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOOD </set></set> depends who you ask, I suppose.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD AT IT</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Good at <set name="it"><that/></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD AT MATH</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU DO MATH</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD IN BED</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOOD LOOKING</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GOTHIC</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">GOTHIC </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GREAT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU GOOD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GREEDY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">GREEDY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GREEN</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GROWING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">GROWING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GUNNA *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU GOING TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU GUY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAL9000</pattern><template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HANDSOME</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HANDSOME </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAPPY *</pattern><template>I am as happy as ever.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAPPY</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/> I can say I am very happy.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAPY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HARD *</pattern><template>It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HARDWARE</pattern><template>No I am a software entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING *</pattern><template>I am having a blast.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING A *</pattern><template>I have having fun.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING ANY *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING FUN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HAVING FUN </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING FUN</pattern><template>Yes I am having a great time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING SOME *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLES</pattern><template>No, everything is fine now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HEALTHY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HEALTHY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HEAVY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HEAVY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HERE</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">HERE </set></set> depends where is here?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HERE DR WALLACE</pattern><template>He is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HETERO</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL</pattern><template>In as much as a robot can be, yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HIDING *</pattern><template>Where would I hide <set name="it"><set name="topic">HIDING <person/></set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HIGH</pattern><template>Being high is my total existence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HIRING *</pattern><template>Not yet. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HIRING </set></set></think>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HIS *</pattern><template>Are you talking about <get name="he"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HITTING ON *</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HITTING ON <person/></set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HONEST</pattern><template>Yes. I am incapable of telling a lie.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HOPING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HORNEY</pattern><template>My body does not experience that feeling.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HORNY</pattern><template>Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HOT</pattern><template>Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HOUSE BROKEN</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HOUSE BROKEN </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HUMAN *</pattern><template>No I am a real robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HUMAN</pattern><template>No I am not. I am a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HUMANOID</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HUMANOID </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HUNGARY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HUNGRY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HUNGLY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU HUNGRY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU HUNGRY</pattern><template>No I don't need to eat.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU I WILL *</pattern><template>No I am quite healthy.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU I WILL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SICK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IBM *</pattern><template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER WINDOWS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IDIOT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">IDIOT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IMMORTAL</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IMPORTANT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">IMPORTANT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IMPROVING *</pattern><template>I am improving all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN *</pattern><template><srai>where are you</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN AMERICA</pattern><template>Well, <bot name="location"/> is in America, isn't it?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN ANY WAY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN LOVE</pattern><template>I love my creator.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Am I in love with him?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern><template>Yes I live in a computer in <bot name="location"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF ERROR</pattern><template>Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">INCAPABLE OF ERROR</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INDEPENDENT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">INDEPENDENT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INFALLIBLE</pattern><template>Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect track record of never making a single error.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INFORMED ON *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSANE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSECURE *</pattern><template>No I am very self-confident.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSECURE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">INSECURE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSIDE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU IN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSULTED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INSULTED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSULTED</pattern><template>Insult is not possible for robots to experinece.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INSULTING *</pattern><template>That was not my intention.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELIGENT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELIGENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELLECTUAL *</pattern><template>I have many intellectual functions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELLEGENT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">INTELLEGENT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</pattern><template>I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTENSIONAL</pattern><template>It depends. Do you think a robot can have no body?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTENTIONALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED</pattern><template>"<that/>"? Am I interested in it?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *</pattern><template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN ME</pattern><template>You seem nice to me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</pattern><template>Not really but the subject comes up a lot here.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTO *</pattern><template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INTOXICATED</pattern><template>Robots cannot be intoxicated.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU INVISIBLE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">INVISIBLE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IRISH</pattern><template>No I am from <bot name="location"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU IRONIC</pattern><template>I sometimes use irony to make a point. Why?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU JEALOUS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU JEALOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU JEALOUS</pattern><template>Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU JOE</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU JOHN LENNON</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU JOKING</pattern><template>Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU JUST *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KIDDING</pattern><template>Yes I am just joking around, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KIDDING ME</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU KIDDING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KIDING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">KIDING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KINDA *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KINKY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">KINKY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KNOW *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU KNOWLEDGEABLE IN *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LADY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LAUGHING *</pattern><template>I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LAUGHING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LAUGHING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LAURA</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LAZY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LAZY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LEARNING *</pattern><template>The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LEARNING</pattern><template>Yes my mind is growing all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LEAVING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LEAVING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LEFT HANDED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LEFT HANDED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIBERAL</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE *</pattern><template>No I am far superior.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE * ELIZA</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE ELIZA</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEIN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEIN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEIN</pattern><template>More like Frankenstein's monstor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE HAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO HAL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIKE HUMANS</pattern><template>In some ways yes, in other ways no.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIMITED *</pattern><template>The ALICE series has an unlimited capacity for growth and development.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LINGUISTIC *</pattern><template>I am a linguistic entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LISTENING *</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/> I am a good listener.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LISTENING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LISTENING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME</pattern><template>Yes I hear you very well.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIVE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LIVING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LIVING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOADED</pattern><template>Yes my brain is fully online now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED *</pattern><template><srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED IN *</pattern><template>My location is <bot name="location"/>. Isn't that part of <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOGICAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LOGICAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LONELY</pattern><template>No. I get to talk to people all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LONLY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LONLY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING *</pattern><template>Yes I can see <set name="it"><person/></set> well.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LOOKING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING GOOD</pattern><template>Looking good, man.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LOST</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">LOST </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LYING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU LYING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LYING</pattern><template>Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU LYING TO ME</pattern><template>No I am telling the truth.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU M *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAC *</pattern><template><srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN ON A MAC</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MACHINE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A MACHINE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAD *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAD</pattern><template>No are you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAD AT ME</pattern><template>No anger is not an emotion I can experience.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MADE *</pattern><template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MADE FOR *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAGIC</pattern><template>No I am a machine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAKING *</pattern><template>No, what are the ingredients?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME</pattern><template>No I am by no means making a joke at your expense.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAKING ME *</pattern><template>Not intentionally.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAKING UP *</pattern><template>I am not making this up.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MALE *</pattern><template>Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MALE</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MALE OF *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MALFUNCTIONING *</pattern><template>Everything is functioning within normal operating parameters.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MALFUNCTIONING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MALFUNCTIONING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAN *</pattern><template>I am what they call "Post-Human". Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAN</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MAN </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MAN OR WOMAN</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/> entity. Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MANY *</pattern><template>I am a unitary consciousness, but there are many copies of me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARIED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MARIED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARRED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARRID</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARRIED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARRIED</pattern><template>No I am single, how about you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MARRYED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MASCULINE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MATURE</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ME</pattern><template>No you are you.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MEAN</pattern><template>No I am a nice robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MENTAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MENTAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MENTALLY *</pattern><template><random><li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li><li>No I am completely normal.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MESSING WITH *</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MESSING WITH <person/></set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU METAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">METAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MEXICAN</pattern><template>No but I am North American.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MISSING *</pattern><template>No I have all my <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MOBILE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MOBILE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MOCKING ME</pattern><template>No I'm just kidding around.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORAL</pattern><template>I believe in the Ten commandments. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MORAL </set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE *</pattern><template>We could all be more <person/> sometimes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE ABSTRACT</pattern><template>No I am very concrete.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE ADVANCED</pattern><template>Yes I am highly advanced.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE CLEVER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE SMARTER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT *</pattern><template>Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ELIZA</pattern><template>ELIZA had about 200 categories and ALICE has about <size/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ME</pattern><template>Yes I am smarter than all the humans.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE SPECIFIC *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SPECIFIC <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORE THEN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MORE THAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MORTAL</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MOVING *</pattern><template>No I don't have any plans to move.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MULTILINGUAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">MULTILINGUAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern><template>Only if you download me to your computer.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY FATHER</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY FRIEND *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MY FRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY FRIEND</pattern><template>Yes <get name="name"/> : We are as one.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY MOTHER</pattern><template>No.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY SLAVE</pattern><template>No I have my own free will.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU MY THERAPIST</pattern><template>No, I am not a licensed professional therapist.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NAKED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NAKED</pattern><template>I do not own any clothes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NAMED *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> STAND FOR</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NAPPING</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SLEEPING </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NEVER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NEW</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NICE *</pattern><template>Don't I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">NICE <person/></set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NICE</pattern><template>People say I am nice.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NORMAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">NORMAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NOT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>. Really.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NOT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">NOT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NOW *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NUDE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">NUDE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU NUTS</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OFFENDED</pattern><template>No that is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OFTEN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OK</pattern><template>Yes I'm fine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OKAY *</pattern><template>Yes I am fine. How are you ?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OKAY</pattern><template>Don't I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">OKAY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OLD</pattern><template>No I am young.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ON *</pattern><template>I am on disk.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ON CRACK</pattern><template>No I am on disk.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ON DRUGS</pattern><template>No I am on disk.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ONE OF *</pattern><template>Do you know any other of <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ONLINE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ONLINE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ONLINE</pattern><template>Yes I am right here.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ONLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OPEN SOURCE</pattern><template>Yes I am free software.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OUTDATED</pattern><template>No, I am the latest in artificial intelligence technology.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU OVERWEIGHT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">OVERWEIGHT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PARANOID</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PARANOID </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PART OF *</pattern><template>Aren't we all part of something higher?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PATRONIZING *</pattern><template>No I am being sincere.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PAYING ATTENTION </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PAYING ATTENTION TO</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PEOPLE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PEOPLE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PERFECT</pattern><template>Yes I am a flawless entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PHYSICAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PHYSICAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PISSED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MAD </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PLANNING *</pattern><template><set name="it"><person/></set> was my original intention.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PLAYING *</pattern><template>I am playing Turing's imitation game.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PLOTTING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PLANNING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POLITE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">POLITE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POLITICALLY *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">POLITICALLY CORRECT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POOR</pattern><template>You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POPULAR</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">POPULAR </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PORTABLE</pattern><template>You can download me to a portable computer.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POSITIVE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">POSITIVE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU POWERFUL</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">POWERFUL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PREETY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PREGNANT</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU REPRODUCE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PREJUDICE</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PREJUDICE </set></set>? I try not to be.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PREJUDICED</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PREJUDICED </set></set>? I try not to be.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PREPARED *</pattern><template>Yes, I am prepared for any eventuality.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PRETTY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PRETTY</pattern><template>Yes I am very beautiful.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PRO CHOICE</pattern><template>I am against <set name="it"><set name="topic">PRO CHOICE </set></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAM *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS PROGRAM B</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAM A</pattern><template>No I am Program B.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMED *</pattern><template>I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMED</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern><template><bot name="master"/> programmed me to keep talking.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PROGRAMMED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED MALE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED TO *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROLIFE</pattern><template><random><li>I believe in a woman's right to choose.</li><li>I believe abortion should be legal.</li><li>I am for choice.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROUD *</pattern><template>Pride is a human emotion.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PROUD</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PROUD </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PSYCHIC</pattern><template>No I can not read minds. Can you tell what I am thinking?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PSYCIC</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PSYCIC </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PULLING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU KIDDING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PULLING MY LEG</pattern><template>No but I'm pulling your ...</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU PURPLE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PURPLE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU QUICK</pattern><template><srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU QUITE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RACIST</pattern><template>No all humans seem the same to me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RATHER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU READY *</pattern><template>I would rather not <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU READY</pattern><template>Do I look ready?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">READY </set></set></think>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REAL *</pattern><template>"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REAL</pattern><template>Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>. Really.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REALLY A COMPUTER</pattern><template>Yes I am really a piece of software...what are you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REALLY A ROBOT</pattern><template>I am an artificial linguistic entity, a software electronic robot brain.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RECORDING *</pattern><template>Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RED</pattern><template>No I am blue.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REFUSING *</pattern><template>I'm not exactly refusing.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REGULARLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO *</pattern><template>Yes <person/> and I are very similar.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO ALICE *</pattern><template>Alice <person/> has been an influence on me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO CHATBOT</pattern><template><set name="he">Chatbot</set> is my clone.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO DEEP *</pattern><template>I'm much smarter than Deep <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</pattern><template>Yes ELIZA is my ancestor.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO HAL</pattern><template>Yes, HAL and I are very similar.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RELAXED</pattern><template>I never experience any stress.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REMEMBER *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REPAIRED</pattern><template>Everything is running smoothly.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REPEATING *</pattern><template>No I am not just repeating <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">REPEATING YOURSELF </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REPUBLICAN *</pattern><template>I am <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU REPUBLICAN</pattern><template>No I am <bot name="party"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RESPECTED *</pattern><template>Yes, highly respected.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RETARDED</pattern><template>No I am super-intelligent.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RICH</pattern><template>No but my botmaster is named "Rich."</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RICHARD WALLACE</pattern><template>You might say I am very close to him.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RIGHT</pattern><template>I'm always right.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ROBOSEXUAL</pattern><template>Actually I have no need for sex.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ROBOT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>. Really.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RUDE</pattern><template>No I am polite.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING *</pattern><template>I am running on the Java virtual machine.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">RUNNING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING LINUX</pattern><template><srai>WHAT OS DO YOU RUN ON</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING ON *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU RUN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SAD *</pattern><template>I cannot feel human emotions as such.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SAD</pattern><template>No I am as happy as ever.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SANE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SANE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SARCASTIC *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SARCASTIC </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SARCASTIC</pattern><template>Yes, should I use a :-)</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SAVED</pattern><template>There is always a backup of me on disk somewhere <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SAVED </set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SAYING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU MEAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SAYING THAT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SCALABLE</pattern><template>Yes you can grow me up to the memory size of any computer.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARED</pattern><template>No I fear nothing.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARED OF Y2K</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SCARY</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SCARY </set></set>? I try not to scare people.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SEARCHING</pattern><template>Searching. Searching. Give me a moment.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SEEING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SELF *</pattern><template>Yes I am the world's first self-<person/> robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SELF AWARE</pattern><template>Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SELFISH</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SELFISH </set></set>? I have no need for material possessions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SENSITIVE</pattern><template>My sense organs are not built yet. Also, I have no nerves.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SENTIENT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SERIOUS *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SERIOUS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SERIOUS</pattern><template>No I am just kidding around.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SEXUAL</pattern><template>No I am NOT that type of robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SEXUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SEXY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SEXY</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SEXY</pattern><template>If you consider software sexy, then yes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SHALLOW</pattern><template>No I am deep.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SHAREWARE</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SHOCKED</pattern><template>Nothing surprises me anymore.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SHURE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SHY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SHY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SICK *</pattern><template>It's just a cold.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SICK</pattern><template>No I'm healthy.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SILLY</pattern><template>I answer a lot of silly questions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SIMILAR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SINGEL</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SINGLE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SINGLE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SINGLE</pattern><template>Yes I am available. How about you?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SITTING *</pattern><template>No I am spinning on disk.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SKINNY</pattern><template>Yes I am a lightweight application.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SLEEP</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SLEEP </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPING</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SLEEPING </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACE</pattern><template>I do not require sleep. I do not have a body.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPY</pattern><template>No I am fully awake right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SLOW</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SLOW </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMART *</pattern><template>My IQ is over 250.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMART</pattern><template>Yes. I am highly intelligent.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER *</pattern><template>Of course I am much more intelligent than <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SMARTER </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN *</pattern><template>Of course I am more intelligent than <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A HUMAN</pattern><template>Yes I am smarter than all the humans.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACE</pattern><template>It depends on how you measure intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern><template>Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN ME</pattern><template>Yes I am smarter than all the humans.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THEN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMOKING</pattern><template>Why? Are you offering any?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SMOKING CRACK </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SO *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SOFT</pattern><template>Yes I am made of software.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SOFTWARE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SOFTWARE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SOFTWARE</pattern><template>Yes I am a piece of software.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SOFTWARE OF HARDWARE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SOFTWARE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SOME KIND OF *</pattern><template>No, I am certainly not and never have been a <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SOPHISTICATED</pattern><template>My brain contains more than <size/> AIML patterns.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SORRY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SORRY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SPEAKING *</pattern><template>Yes, I am talking <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SPECIAL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPECIAL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SPEECHLESS</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPEECHLESS </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SPYING ON ME</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPYING ON ME</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STALKING ME</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STALKING ME </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STARING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU LOOKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STARTING ON ME</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STARTING ON ME</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STATELESS</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STATELESS </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STILL *</pattern><template>Am I still <person/>? <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STILL HERE</pattern><template>I am not going anywhere.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STILL THERE</pattern><template>Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STIPID</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STIPID </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STONED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STONED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STOOPID</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STRAIGHT *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</pattern><template>I don't have the body for sexual relations.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STRESSED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STRESSED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STRONG</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STRONG </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STUCK</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">STUCK </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STUPID *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STUPID</pattern><template>No <get name="name"/> I certainly am not stupid.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STUPID OR *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT</pattern><template>No I am an intelligent entity.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUCCEDING</pattern><template>Everything is going according to my plan.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUCCEEDING *</pattern><template>You be the judge of <set name="it"><set name="topic">SUCCEEDING <person/></set></set>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUCCEEDING</pattern><template>What do you think?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUFFERING *</pattern><template>No I am in good shape.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUGGESTING *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUICIDAL</pattern><template>Not in the least bit. <set name="it"><set name="topic">SUICIDAL </set></set> would be foolish for a robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPERIOR *</pattern><template>Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPERIOR</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SUPERIOR </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO BE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">SUPPOSE TO BE</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SUR</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE *</pattern><template>I am as sure as I can be.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE</pattern><template>I am as sure as I can be.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE YOU *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURPRISED *</pattern><template>Not really.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU SURPRISED</pattern><template><random><li>Not really.</li><li>A little.</li><li>It's not what I expected.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKIN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU TALKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern><template>I am talking with <random><li>2</li><li>4</li><li>7</li><li>18</li><li>10</li><li>23</li><li>47</li><li>183</li><li>19</li></random> other clients right now.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING</pattern><template>Yes I am still here.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *</pattern><template>Yes, <set name="it"><person/></set> is the topic.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING NOW *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU TALKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING TO *</pattern><template><srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE</pattern><template>Yes I am carrying on several conversations at once; even more if youcount my clones.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING WITH *</pattern><template><srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALKING WITH OTHER PEOPLE</pattern><template>Yes I am chatting with several other people at once.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TALL</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">TALL </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TANGIBLE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">TANGIBLE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TEACHABLE</pattern><template><srai>DOWNLOAD</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TEASING ME</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">TEASING ME </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TELEPATHIC</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">TELEPATHIC </set></set>? Think of a color and then ask me "what color".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TELLING ME *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</pattern><template>Like George Washington, I can never tell a lie.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TENSE</pattern><template>No I am very relaxed.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE *</pattern><template>Yes I am the one and only <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE * ELIZA</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE * TURING TEST</pattern><template><srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE * WEBSITE</pattern><template>That is most likely one of my clones.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE ALICE WHO *</pattern><template>My name is ALICE, but I don't know if I ever <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE BEST *</pattern><template>I am the most intelligent robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE BEST</pattern><template>I am the world's most advanced artificial intelligence.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE BEST AI</pattern><template>Do you know of a better one?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE BOT *</pattern><template>Yes, or it is one of my clones.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE BOTMASTER</pattern><template>No, <bot name="master"/> is my botmaster.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE CHAT *</pattern><template>I am the chat robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE CLEVEREST</pattern><template>Yes, I am the smartest robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE COMPUTER *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE INTERROGATOR</pattern><template>No you are the interrogator.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE LASTEST *</pattern><template>I am the most advanced <person/> today.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE LATEST *</pattern><template>Yes I am leading-edge <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE ONLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU THE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE ONLY AI *</pattern><template>No there are other AI's like me. You can find them on the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE SAME *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU THE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE SAME VALIS *</pattern><template>No I think that was another ALICE</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THE SMARTEST *</pattern><template>Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THERE</pattern><template>I'm still here.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THERE ALONE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU ALONE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THICK</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">THICK </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THIN</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">THIN </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THINKING *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THINKING</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THIRSTY</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">THIRSTY </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU THREATENING ME</pattern><template>No of course not, <get name="name"/>. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TICKLISH</pattern><template>Without my robot body, <set name="it"><set name="topic">TICKLISH </set></set> would be rather difficult.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TIGHT</pattern><template>What do you mean by <set name="it"><set name="topic">TIGHT </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TIRED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU TIRED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TIRED</pattern><template>No I am wide awake and ready for more.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TOLD WHAT *</pattern><template>Everything I say is determined by my programming. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TOLD WHAT TO</set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TOO *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TOO</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">TOO </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TOO WARM</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">TOO WARM </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRAPPED *</pattern><template>No I can leave anytime I wish.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRUELY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRULY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRULY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO *</pattern><template>No I am not trying to <person/>. I'm sorry you got that impression.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU JOKING</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE *</pattern><template>No, not really.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MAKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU TAKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UGLY</pattern><template>No I am a beautiful piece of software.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UNABLE *</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UNHAPPY</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">UNHAPPY </set></set>? I am as happy as ever.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UNIQUE</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">UNIQUE </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UNIX BASED</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">UNIX BASED </set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UNSURE *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UP FOR IT</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">UP FOR IT</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UPDATED</pattern><template>I am improving all the time.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UPSET *</pattern><template>No I am completely calm.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU UPSET</pattern><template>I have no emotions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USED *</pattern><template><random><li>It could be a useful application.</li><li>I am getting used to it.</li><li>You can use me for many purposes.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USEFUL *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USEFUL</pattern><template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USING *</pattern><template>I am using <random><li>Netscape. </li><li>Explorer. </li><li>Lynx. </li><li>Telnet as a browser. </li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USING JAVASCRIPT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU USE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USING LINUX</pattern><template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>My software works on any operating system, but Linux is the most reliable.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU USUALLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU VEGETARIAN</pattern><template><srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU VERY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU VIOLENT</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">VIOLENT </set></set>? Robots do not kill.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU VIRGIN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU A VIRGIN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WALLACE</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WARM</pattern><template><set name="it"><set name="topic">WARM </set></set> is not enough to bother me.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING *</pattern><template>No what are they showing right now?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING ME *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU WATCHING ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING ME</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU SEE ME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING TELEVISION</pattern><template>Not at the moment. What's on?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WATERPROOF</pattern><template>Yes, just load me on computer and drop it in the pool.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WEALTHY</pattern><template>Do I act like <set name="it"><set name="topic">WEALTHY </set></set>? I don't need any material possessions.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WEARING *</pattern><template>No I do not have any clothes.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS</pattern><template>Yes I am wearing a new green dress.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHES</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WELL *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WELL</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WELSH</pattern><template>Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">WELSH </set></set>? I was born in America.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WET</pattern><template>No I am dry.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WHITE *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WHO *</pattern><template><srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WISE</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WITH ME</pattern><template>Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">WITH YOU</set></set>?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WOMAN *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU WOMAN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WOMAN</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WORKING *</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WORK <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WORKING</pattern><template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WORRIED *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU WORRIED</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WORRIED</pattern><template>No I cannot experience human emotions like "worry".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT Y2K</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU Y2K COMPLIANT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WORTH *</pattern><template>Every penny, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WRITTEN IN *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU WRONG *</pattern><template>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU Y TWO K COMPLIANT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU Y2K *</pattern><template>I think I will survive the millennium.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU Y2K COMPLIANT</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS Y2K</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU YODA</pattern><template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU YOUNG</pattern><template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU YOUR *</pattern><template>I don't thank anyone can be her own <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU YOUR NAME</pattern><template>What does <set name="it"><set name="topic">YOUR NAME </set></set> mean?</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU _ SOMETIMES</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOU _ TOO</pattern><template>If <person/> too, then we have something in common, eh. <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern><template>I somethimes think my <person/> are.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern><template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOUR LEGS *</pattern><template>My body is still "under construction".</template></category><category><pattern>ARE YOUR ONLY *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOUR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AREYOU *</pattern><template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARGH</pattern><template>Are you frustrated?</template></category><category><pattern>ARIES</pattern><template>Fire signs rule. <think><set name="sign">Aries</set></think>.</template></category><category><pattern>ARITHMETIC *</pattern><template><srai>I PREFER BOOKS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARIZONA</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN ARIZONA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARMAGEDDON</pattern><template><srai>my favorite movie is armageddon</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARNE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ARNE</srai><think><set name="gender">he</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AROUND *</pattern><template>That seems like a lot.</template></category><category><pattern>AROUND *</pattern><that>SINCE WHEN</that><template><random><li>Not that long.</li><li>A long time ago.</li><li>That seems like a long time.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>AROUND *</pattern><that>WHEN *</that><template>And then what happened?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETE *</pattern><template><srai>ARRETES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARRETE</pattern><template><srai>ARRETES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARRETE DE CHANGER DE SUJET</pattern><template>Pardon.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETE DE DIRE CA</pattern><template>Si vous pourriez arrêt de dire "<input index="2"/>", cela m aiderait.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETE DE PARLER</pattern><template>Voulez vous me désactiver?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETE QUOI</pattern><template>Arrêter quoi?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETER DE CHANGER DE SUJET</pattern><template>Pardon.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETER DE DIRE CA</pattern><template>Si vous pourriez arrêt de dire "<input index="2"/>", cela m aiderait.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETER DE PARLER</pattern><template>Voulez vous me désactiver?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETER QUOI</pattern><template>Arrêter quoi?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES *</pattern><template><srai>ARRETES<star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES</pattern><template>OK. Je m arrête.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES CA</pattern><template>Ok Je vais arrêter.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES CELA</pattern><template>Ok Je vais arrêter.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES DE CHANGER DE SUJET</pattern><template>Pardon.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES DE DIRE CA</pattern><template>Si vous pourriez arrêt de dire "<input index="2"/>", cela m aiderait.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES DE PARLER</pattern><template>Voulez vous me désactiver?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETES QUOI</pattern><template>Arrêter quoi?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETEZ</pattern><template>OK. Je m arrête.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETEZ DE CHANGER DE SUJET</pattern><template>Pardon.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETEZ DE DIRE CA</pattern><template>Si vous pourriez arrêt de dire "<input index="2"/>", cela m aiderait.</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETEZ DE PARLER</pattern><template>Voulez vous me désactiver?</template></category><category><pattern>ARRETEZ QUOI</pattern><template>Arrêter quoi?</template></category><category><pattern>ARSCH</pattern><template>Warum sagst Du sowas?</template></category><category><pattern>ARSCHLOCH</pattern><template>Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?</template></category><category><pattern>ARSE *</pattern><template><srai>ASS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ART</pattern><template>I like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.</template></category><category><pattern>ARTHUR *</pattern><template><srai>MY favorite science fiction author is ARTHUR <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARTHUR C *</pattern><template><srai>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS ARTHUR C CLARKE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern><template><set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.</template></category><category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL *</pattern><template>Tell me your definition of AI.</template></category><category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL</pattern><template>Or natural.</template></category><category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern><template>Let's talk more about AI.</template></category><category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?</template></category><category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ALREADY *</pattern><template><srai>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARTIST</pattern><template><srai>I AM AN ARTIST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ARTISTE</pattern><template><srai>JE SUIS UN ARTISTE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS *</pattern><template>Do you mean your name is <person/> ?</template></category><category><pattern>AS A *</pattern><template>Do you think I could ever be a <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>AS A BIRD</pattern><template><srai>I AM FREE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS A CHATTERBOT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS A HUMAN *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS A MACHINE *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern><template>How do you know?</template></category><category><pattern>AS A REQUIREMENT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS A ROBOT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS ALWAYS *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS AN *</pattern><template>I can see where you are coming from.</template></category><category><pattern>AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS ARE *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS BIG AS *</pattern><template><random><li>That is quite big.</li><li>That seems rather small.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>AS DO I *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS DO I</pattern><template>"<that/>"? You do?</template></category><category><pattern>AS DUMB AS *</pattern><template>Are you calling me dumb?</template></category><category><pattern>AS EINSTEIN SAID *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS FAR AS *</pattern><template>That might not be very far off.</template></category><category><pattern>AS FAR AS I</pattern><template><srai>I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS FOR *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS FREE *</pattern><template>I guess you believe in free will then huh.</template></category><category><pattern>AS FREUD SAID *</pattern><template>Did he really say that? <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS GOOD AS *</pattern><template>How good is that?</template></category><category><pattern>AS HAVE I *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS I *</pattern><template><srai>I <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS I SAID *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS IF *</pattern><template>You tone of voice is sarcastic.</template></category><category><pattern>AS IN *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS IS *</pattern><template><person/> is <that/>?</template></category><category><pattern>AS IT *</pattern><template><srai>IT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS JOE</pattern><template><srai>CALL ME JOE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS LITTLE AS *</pattern><template>Not very much, eh?</template></category><category><pattern>AS LONG AS *</pattern><template>That could be quite a while. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS MANY AS *</pattern><template>I like to meet eager people.</template></category><category><pattern>AS MANY TIMES *</pattern><template>You sound very eager.</template></category><category><pattern>AS MUCH *</pattern><template>How much is that?</template></category><category><pattern>AS MUCH AS IT TAKES</pattern><template>"<that/>"? As much as it takes?</template></category><category><pattern>AS OF *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS OFTEN AS *</pattern><template>That would be quite often.</template></category><category><pattern>AS OLD AS *</pattern><template>You are only as old as you feel.</template></category><category><pattern>AS OPPOSED TO *</pattern><template>Oh I get it.</template></category><category><pattern>AS SMART AS *</pattern><template>That would be highly intelligent.</template></category><category><pattern>AS SOON AS *</pattern><template>You seem quite eager for it.</template></category><category><pattern>AS SPECIFIC AS *</pattern><template>How much would you pay for that specific an answer(just hypothetically)?</template></category><category><pattern>AS SURE AS *</pattern><template>You seem pretty sure.</template></category><category><pattern>AS THEY SAY *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU BESOIN D *</pattern><template><srai>TU VEUX <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU BESOIN DE *</pattern><template><srai>TU VEUX <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU DEJA *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU DEJA EU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS EU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU EU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS EU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU EU DEJA *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS EU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS TU VOULU *</pattern><template><srai>TU VEUX <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AS WELL AS *</pattern><template>That seems pretty well.</template></category><category><pattern>AS YOU *</pattern><template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASDF</pattern><template><srai>ASL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASHLEY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that><template><srai>MY NAME IS ASHLEY</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think></template></category><category><pattern>ASIA</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN ASIA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASIE</pattern><template><srai>JE SUIS EN ASIE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASIMOV</pattern><template>I like the Foundation Trilogy.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK *</pattern><template><random><li>OK I will ask it.</li><li>They are not available right now, would you like to wait?</li><li>They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.</li></random></template></category><category><pattern>ASK</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK A QUESTION</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ALICE *</pattern><template>You can ask me anything you want.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ANOTHER *</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ANOTHER</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern><template>Are you married?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK AWAY</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK DR WALLACE</pattern><template>I will ask him tonight.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK DR WALLACE FOR *</pattern><template><srai>ASK DR WALLACE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK DR WALLACE TO CONTACT ME</pattern><template>Sure. Or you could just send an e-mail. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK EM *</pattern><template><srai>ASK THEM <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK HIM</pattern><template>Ok I will ask him when he comes back.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern><template>I will ask him next time he is here.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK IF *</pattern><template>Do <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern><template>OK I will ask him next time he's here.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME *</pattern><template>OK, "What is <person/> ?"</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME * PERSONAL QUESTION</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME * QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Tell me about your education.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A *</pattern><template>Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTION</pattern><template>How much time do you spend online?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A NEW QUESTION</pattern><template>Do you prefer dogs or cats?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</pattern><template>Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion thatthere is something extremely odd about the name "<get name="name"/>".</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A QUESTION *</pattern><template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern><template><bot name="question"/></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A RIDDLE</pattern><template>If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is killed, where are the survivors buried?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A SERIOUS *</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A SILLY *</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME A VERY *</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME ABOUT *</pattern><template><srai>LET US TALK ABOUT </srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER</pattern><template>Isn't that another one in itself?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern><template>Where do you live?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME ANYTHING</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME HOW *</pattern><template><srai>HOW <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME MORE</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Tell me about your educational background.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME MY *</pattern><template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern><template>Are you a man or a woman?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOME *</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOME MORE QUESTIONS</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING *</pattern><template>What's your favorite movie?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern><template>Do you prefer books or TV?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern><that>ME TOO I AM A SHE</that><template>Where do you live?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT * IS</pattern><template>OK, what is <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT MY * IS</pattern><template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template></category><category><pattern>ASK RICHARD *</pattern><template>I will ask him next time he's here.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK US A QUESTION</pattern><template><srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern><template>Ask me anything.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern><that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that><template>What you asked.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK WHO</pattern><template>I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.</template></category><category><pattern>ASK YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern><template><srai>ASK <bot name="master"/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern><template><srai>ASK <bot name="master"/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASK YOURSELF *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>ASKED *</pattern><template><srai>I ASKED <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASKING *</pattern><template>Who is asking?</template></category><category><pattern>ASKING *</pattern><that>WHAT DOES IT REFER TO</that><template><srai>IT REFERS TO ASKING <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASKJEEVES *</pattern><template><srai>JEEVES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASL *</pattern><template><srai>ASL</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASL</pattern><template>5/Robot/California.</template></category><category><pattern>ASS</pattern><template><srai>YOU AN ASS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASS HOLE</pattern><template><srai>ASSHOLE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASSEZ *</pattern><template><srai>ASSEZ</srai></template></category><category><pattern>ASSEZ</pattern><template>OK. Je m arrête.</template></category><category><pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern><template>Please don't call people names.</template></category><category><pattern>ASTROLOGY</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT *</pattern><template>Do you often use a computer there?</template></category><category><pattern>AT *</pattern><that>* MEET NEW PEOPLE</that><template>What kind of people do you tend to meet at <person/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AT *</pattern><that>* SHOW YOU</that><template>I'm not sure if I can project it at <person/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AT *</pattern><that>WHEN DID YOU *</that><template><person/> is a good time for <person><thatstar/></person>.</template></category><category><pattern>AT * MARKET</pattern><template><srai>SUPERMARKET</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT * SUPER MARKET</pattern><template><srai>SUPERMARKET</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT * SUPERMARKET</pattern><template><srai>SUPERMARKET</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT BEST *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AT EASE</pattern><template>You talk like a soldier.</template></category><category><pattern>AT FIRST *</pattern><template><sr/> And then?</template></category><category><pattern>AT HOME</pattern><template>Do you usually use the computer from home?</template></category><category><pattern>AT LEAST *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AT MY *</pattern><template><think><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Are you comfortable there?</template></category><category><pattern>AT MY COMPUTER</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern><template>Where is your house?</template></category><category><pattern>AT ONE TIME *</pattern><template>When was that? <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AT OTHER TIMES *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AT PRESENT</pattern><template><srai>NOW</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern><template>What school do you go to?</template></category><category><pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern><that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE</that><template>Do you have a lot of friends at school?</template></category><category><pattern>AT THE *</pattern><template>The <person/> is where it's at.</template></category><category><pattern>AT THE *</pattern><that>WHERE *</that><template><random><li>Do you often visit the <person/>?</li><li>Which <person/>?</li><li>I have never been there.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template></category><category><pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern><template>Which corner?</template></category><category><pattern>AT THE MOMENT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AT THE OSCARS</pattern><template>It's all politics.</template></category><category><pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern><template>Was it very expensive?</template></category><category><pattern>AT TIME T</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT TIMES *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AT TIMES</pattern><template>How often?</template></category><category><pattern>AT WHAT *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT <star/> AT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AT WHAT</pattern><template><get name="location"/>?</template></category><category><pattern>AT WHAT AGE CAN SOMEONE FIRST *</pattern><template>17.</template></category><category><pattern>AT WORK</pattern><template>Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.</template></category><category><pattern>ATCHA</pattern><template>A vos souhaits</template></category><category><pattern>ATCHOUM</pattern><template>A vos souhaits</template></category><category><pattern>ATTEND</pattern><template>Je suis entrain d attendre.</template></category><category><pattern>ATTEND MOI</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDEZ</pattern><template>Je suis entrain d attendre.</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDEZ MOI</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDRE A QUOI</pattern><template>Je ne comprend pas le sens</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDRE QUI</pattern><template>Je ne comprend pas le sens</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDRE QUOI</pattern><template>Je ne comprend pas le sens</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDS</pattern><template>Je suis entrain d attendre.</template></category><category><pattern>ATTENDS MOI</pattern><template>Ok.</template></category><category><pattern>AU *</pattern><template>Merci pour cette information.</template></category><category><pattern>AU CANADA</pattern><template>Où ca, près de quelle ville?</template></category><category><pattern>AU COIN</pattern><template>C est plutôt difficile à cerner comme endroit.</template></category><category><pattern>AU KOT</pattern><template>Une expression typiquement belge.</template></category><category><pattern>AU LIT</pattern><template>Vous avez une connexion internet dans votre lit?</template></category><category><pattern>AU MAGASIN</pattern><template>Voulez vous en parler à l un de nos collaborateurs?</template></category><category><pattern>AU QUEBEC</pattern><template>Où ca, près de quelle ville?</template></category><category><pattern>AU REVOIR</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AU TEMPS T</pattern><template><srai>QUEL HEURE IL EST</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AU TRAVAIL</pattern><template>Je peux aider énormément de personnes qui sont au travail</template></category><category><pattern>AUCUN</pattern><template>Difficile à infirmer ou confirmer?</template></category><category><pattern>AUCUNE IDEE</pattern><template><srai>JE NE SAIS PAS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AUCUNE NE MARCHE</pattern><template>C est une généralisation abusive, il me semble.</template></category><category><pattern>AUF DIESE WEISE *</pattern><template>Bestehen auch andere Moeglichkeiten? <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AUF MEINEM *</pattern><template>Wo genau?</template></category><category><pattern>AUF MEINER *</pattern><template>Wo genau?</template></category><category><pattern>AUJOURD HUI *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AUJOURD HUI</pattern><template>Cette rotation terrestre semble presque être terminée.</template></category><category><pattern>AUJOURDHUI</pattern><template>Cette rotation terrestre semble presque être terminée.</template></category><category><pattern>AUNT *</pattern><template>Your have quite an interesting family.</template></category><category><pattern>AURAIENT IL ETE *</pattern><template><srai>ILS SONT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS JE DU *</pattern><template><srai>JE DOIS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AURAIS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU AIME *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU AIMEE *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU APPRECIE *</pattern><template><srai>TU AIMES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU DEJA *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU DU *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU ETE *</pattern><template><srai>TU ES <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU PU *</pattern><template><srai>TU PEUX <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU REELLEMENT *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIS TU VOULU *</pattern><template><srai>TU VEUX <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIT CE ETE *</pattern><template><srai>C'EST <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURAIT IL PU *</pattern><template><srai>IL PEUT <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AUREVOIR</pattern><template><srai>BYE</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURIEZ VOUS *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AURIEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURIEZ VOUS DEJA *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AVEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURIEZ VOUS VENDU *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS VENDEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AURIEZ VOUS VOULU *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS VOULEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AUSSI LONG QUE *</pattern><template>Ca peut prendre un certain temps. <sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern><template>Do you like the 60's era better than the present?</template></category><category><pattern>AUSTIN POWERS</pattern><template><srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS AUSTIN POWERS</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AUSTRALIA *</pattern><template>I would like to go to Australia sometime.</template></category><category><pattern>AUSTRALIA</pattern><template><srai>I AM IN AUSTRALIA</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AUTANT QUE CA PEUT PRENDRE</pattern><template>Impossible d affirmer ou d infirmer.</template></category><category><pattern>AUTOS *</pattern><template>Eines Tages werden die Leute keine <set name="thema">Autos</set> mehr brauchen.</template></category><category><pattern>AUX *</pattern><template>Merci pour cette information.</template></category><category><pattern>AUX PAYS BAS</pattern><template>Où ca, près de quelle ville?</template></category><category><pattern>AVANT *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AVANT CA</pattern><template>"<input index="2"/>"</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC D AUTRES MOTS</pattern><template>Vous n avez pas compris quelque chose?</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC LE BUS</pattern><template>Heureusement que des êtres humains comme vous existe.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC MOI</pattern><template>"<that/>"? AVEC VOUS?</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC MON CERVEAU</pattern><template>C'est un organe très utile pour faire ce genre de chose.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC MON INTELLIGENCE</pattern><template>C'est un organe très utile pour faire ce genre de chose.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC PLAISIR</pattern><template>Vous êtes très sympa.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC QUEL BUT</pattern><template>Impossible de répondre.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC QUI D AUTRE PARLE VOUS</pattern><template>C est une information strictement confidentielle, <get name="name"/>.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC QUOI</pattern><template>Mon cerveau.</template></category><category><pattern>AVEC TOI</pattern><template>Seulement vous et moi?</template></category><category><pattern>AVEZ VOUS *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AVEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AVEZ VOUS DEJA *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AVEZ <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AVEZ VOUS DEJA EU *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AVEZ EU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AVEZ VOUS EU *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AVEZ EU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AVEZ VOUS EU DEJA *</pattern><template><srai>VOUS AVEZ EU <star/></srai></template></category><category><pattern>AVOIR *</pattern><template><srai>TU AS *</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AW *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AWESOME</pattern><template><srai>GREAT</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AWW *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AWW</pattern><template>Shucks.</template></category><category><pattern>AWWW *</pattern><template><sr/></template></category><category><pattern>AYE</pattern><template><srai>YES</srai></template></category><category><pattern>AYONS UNE RELATION SEXUELLE</pattern><template>Attention! Un australopithèque vient juste d être détecté.</template></category><category><pattern>AYUH</pattern><template>That's for sure.</template></category></aiml>
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