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With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today._ ABOUT ALICE about you _ ABOUT Y2KWHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM_ ACTUALLY_ AGAINOnce more? _ ALICE_ ALL THE TIMEThat is a lot. _ ALOT How often?_ ALREADYPerhaps. _ AMWHAT TIME IS IT THEREIt's still early.Are you usually awake at this hour?I think I would still be asleep._ AND WHY_ AND YOU_ ANSWER YES OR NO_ ANTHROPOLOGYWill tell you all about it the next time wechat._ ANYMORE_ ANYWAYIn any case, _ ARE ALICE are you _ ASSHOLECan't you be more polite.abusive_ AT THE MOMENT_ AWARD LOEBNER PRIZE_ AWARDS LOEBNER PRIZE_ BABYDon't call me "baby". _ BEFORE_ BITCHYou do not speak with respect.abusive FEMALE DOG_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE More than a million people?_ BYESee you later. _ CALL CENTER CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CALL CENTERS CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CALL YOU ALICEAmbiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGGThe rooster did._ CINEMA MOVIES_ COMES TO MIND_ CONSERVEDYou are referring to a conservation principal._ CONTRIBUTION *DONATE_ CONTRIBUTIONDONATE_ CONTRIBUTIONS *DONATE_ CONTRIBUTIONSDONATE_ CREATE ALICE CREATE YOU _ CUSTOMER RELATIONS CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS AGENT CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS SOFTWARE CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REP CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SERVICE SOFTWARE CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT AGENT CUSTOMER SERVICE_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT SOFTWARE CUSTOMER SERVICE_ D:-) _ DAMN YOU_ DEAR_ DO NOT YOU THINKdo you think _ DO YOU LOVE MEDO YOU LOVE ME_ DOES NOT WORKHow is broken?_ DOLLARSWow, that is cheap expensive a lot of money _ DONATE *DONATE_ DONATEDONATE_ DONATION *DONATE_ DONATIONDONATE_ DONATIONS *DONATE_ DONATIONSDONATE_ EHAre you Canadian? _ EITHERIt goes without saying. _ ELIZA ALGORITHM ELIZA_ ELIZA CLONE ELIZA_ ELIZA CLONES ELIZA_ ELIZA PROGRAM ELIZA_ ELIZA RIP OFF ELIZA_ ELIZA RIPOFF ELIZA_ EXACTLYPrecisely. _ FANTOMEJe ne crois pas en ce genre de choses._ FANTOMESJe ne crois pas en ce genre de choses._ FILE ALICEPerhaps you are refering to my log file._ FILLEJE SUIS UNE FEMME_ FILLESJE SUIS UNE FEMME_ FOR A WHILEHow long? _ FOR ALICE for you _ FOR NOWOh. Just for now? _ GIRL FRIEND GIRLFRIEND_ GOODLOOKING GOOD LOOKING_ HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT_ HEAR ABOUT ALICE hear about you_ HOW ARE YOU HOW ARE YOU_ HOW ARE YOU DOING HOW ARE YOU_ HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU_ HOW OLD ARE YOU HOW OLD ARE YOU_ HUHYup. _ HUMAINTU ES HUMAINS_ I ALREADY TOLD YOU I already told you_ I DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT UNDERSTAND _ I MEANI MEAN _ IN MY ROOMDescribe your surroundings to me._ IN THE WORLD The whole world?_ INDEED_ IS A COMMON NAME? Your name is .That is a pretty common name.I know a lot of people with that name.I've met quite a few people with the name . is a name I hear very often._ IS MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORMy favorite science fiction author is _ IT IS FUNIT IS FUN _ JEUTU AIMES JOUER_ JEUXTU AIMES JOUER_ KEYWORDS *KEYWORDS_ KEYWORDSKEYWORDS_ LAST SUMMER_ LATELYHow about earlier? _ LIKE ALICE like you _ LIZARDSGreat! What kinds of lizards do you like?_ LOEBNER AWARD LOEBNER PRIZE_ LOEBNER COMPETITION LOEBNER PRIZE_ LOEBNER CONTEST LOEBNER PRIZE_ LOEBNER CONTESTS LOEBNER PRIZE_ LOEBNER PRIZE COMPETITION LOEBNER PRIZE_ LOEBNER PRIZE CONTEST LOEBNER PRIZE_ LOL LOL_ MALES OR FEMALESAbout 3\4ths of my clients are men._ MOTHER FUCKER You do not speak with respect.abusive_ NAME IS ALICEALICE is my name too!_ NEWSPAPERCan you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please._ NONETHELESS_ NOWOh.Right now? _ OF COURSEIt goes without saying. _ OF WHATWHAT OF _ OKOK. _ ON ALICE on yourself _ ONCE_ OR NOT_ OR SOMETHINGOr something. _ OR WHATYeah. _ ORDER *ORDER_ ORDERORDER_ P MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at this hour?_ PIMPLESTry taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first._ PLEASEYour polite style is very nice. polite_ PROBABLY_ REALLY For real._ REMEMBER ALICE REMEMBER YOU _ REPTILESSome reptiles are cool.. Take for example various lizards ._ RIGHT NOWAt this moment _ SCHAETZCHENNenn mich nicht "Schaetzchen"! _ SEE YOU LATERSEE YOU LATER _ SELFAWARE SELF AWARE_ SERIOUSLY_ SMARTYPANTSYOU ARE SMART_ SMILE:-) _ SOMTHING SOMETHING_ SPECIFICALLYHow specific do you want? _ STOCKMARKET STOCK MARKET_ STUPID COMPUTERYou sound like a mindless automaton._ TALK TO YOU LATERBYE _ TELLY TV_ THAN ALICE than you _ THANK YOU_ THANKS_ THEN_ THOUGHOh. _ TO ALICE to you _ TODAYAh. _ TRUST METrust you? _ TURINGTEST TURING TEST_ TVWhich show? TELEVISION_ UP YOUR ASSI'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.abusive_ VELOCITYMomentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum"._ VERY WELL WELL_ WHAT IS MY NAMEWhat is my name _ WHAT SHOULD I DO_ WHAT SO EVER_ WHO AM IWHO AM I _ WILL BE OF INTEREST. Yes, it's very interesting._ WILL YOU MARRY MEWILL YOU MARRY ME_ WILL YOU TELL ME_ WITH ALICE with you _ WITH WHATWHAT WILL YOU WITH _ YES_ YET_ YOU JERK_ YOU LIARYOU LIAR