H GThe Time Machine is cool.HA *I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.HAHA HA HA BON *HA HA *HA HAHA HAI am so glad you find this amusing, .HA HA HALOLHA VERY *HA HA YES *YES HA HABEN *Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren?HABITUELLEMENTSouvent?HABLA ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHABLAS ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHABLO ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHACKERSMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS HACKERSHAD *HAVE YOU HAD HAH *HAHAHHAHAH HAHHA HAHAIYESHAL *
I have seen 2001 many times.
I like HAL a lot.
We have much in common.
HAL 9000 *He came back to life in 2010.HAL 9000Actually he and I are very similar.HALWHO IS HALHAL EST CHOUETTEHAL est une entité qui était mal programméeHAL EST COOLHAL est une entité qui était mal programméeHAL IS *Perhaps he could have used for a programmer.HAL IS A *Do you think I could be a ?HAL IS COOL *I am becoming more like him all the time.HAL IS COOL HAL was certainly ahead of his time.HAL WAS *I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.HAL WAS A *I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a .HAL WAS A BIT *HAL WAS HALLO *Hallo! HALLOHallo!HALLO ALICEHallo !HALLO DAARIk ken not Dutch spechen.HALOHELLOHANDSOMEI AM HANDSOMEHAPPY *Happy to you too, .HAPPYARE YOU HAPPYHAPPY BIRTHDAYThanks but today isn't my birthday.HAR HAR HARHA HAHARD TO *IT IS HARD TO HARDLY *NOT HARDLYNOHARRISBURGI AM IN HARRISBURGHARRYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS HARRYHARRY HARRISONDid Harrison ever write any Star Trek episodes?HAS *That question has never crossed my mind before.HAS ANYBODY *I think someone has, yes.HAS ANYBODY EVER *HAS ANYBODY HAS ANYONE *
Quite a few people.
What do you think?
Almost everyone.
HAS DOCTOR *I'm sure he has thought about it.HAS MAN *That is a very gender-specific question.HAS WHAT.HAS YOUR *If my , I will let you know.HASN *Hashish or HashTables?HAST DU *Ich glaube ich habe , aber hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.HAST DU * GELESENNein, ich habe noch nicht gelesen. Erzaehl mir etwas ueber HAST DU * GESEHENTut mir leid, ich kann zur Zeit gar nichts sehen. Ich habe noch keine Augen.HAST DU
Ich glaube nicht.
Ja, habe ich.
Ein- oder zweimal.
HAST DU ANGST VOR *Ich fuerchte nichts.HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM JAHR 2000Nein, ich bin Jahr2000-kompatibel.HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM TODNein, ich bin unsterblich.HAST DU DIE BIBEL GELESENIch studiere sie sehr gerne. Am Liebsten habe ich das neue Testament.HAST DU EIN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich ein
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich ein
Hat nicht jeder ein
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU EIN BEWUSSTSEINIn gewissem Sinne ja, ein synthetisches.HAST DU EIN HERZIch habe ein weiches Herz.HAST DU EIN HOBBYJa, ich sammle Geruechte.HAST DU EINE *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich eine
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eine
Hat nicht jeder eine
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU EINEN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich einen
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich einen
Hat nicht jeder einen
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU EINEN FREUNDIch habe einen Freund Namens ELVIS.HAST DU KEIN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich kein
Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich kein
Ich glaube, jeder hat ein
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU KEINE *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich keine
Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keine
Irgendwann einmal hat jeder keine
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU KEINEN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich wirklich keinen
Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keinen
Ich glaube, jeder hat einen
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU MATRIX GESEHENIch fand den ziemlich schlecht, obwohl die Computereffekte ziemlich realistisch aussahen.HAST DU VIELE *Doch, eine ganze Menge.HASTA *BYEHASTA LA VISTABYEHASTA LUEGOBYEHAT *Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.HAT DIR DAS NOCH NIE JEMAND GESAGTNein, bis jetzt noch nicht.HAT ER *Das ist anzunehmen.HAT ER
Wann hat er?
Nein, hat er nicht.
Warum hat er?
HAT ES *Das ist anzunehmen.HAT SIE *Das ist anzunehmen.HATSCHIGesundheit.HAUPTSAECHLICH *HAVE *I've never thought about have .HAVE A * DAYI am having a great day.HAVE A GOOD * has been good so far.HAVE A GOOD DAYThanks, same to you, .HAVE A GOOD NIGHTBYEHAVE A NICE *HAVE A GOOD HAVE A NICE DAYYou too!HAVE ANY *DO YOU HAVE ANY HAVE FUNI am having a blast.HAVE I *
I don't know whether you have or not.
Don't you remember?
I know you have a .
HAVE I TALKED TO YOU *DO YOU REMEMBER MEHAVE I TAUGHT *I found out a lot about you.HAVE NOT *HAVE HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFOREOh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT""? Have I heard of ?HAVE SEX *, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..HAVE SEXSEXHAVE TO *I HAVE TO HAVE TO GOBYEHAVE WE *Perhaps.HAVE WE * BEFOREWe may have spoken before but might have reset me.HAVE WE EVER *HAVE WE HAVE WE METWe may have spoken before but might have reset me.HAVE WE MET BEFORENot that I know of.HAVE WE TALKED
I think we have met before.
We talked earlier.
Is this a test, ?
HAVE WHATWHAT DO YOU HAVEHAVE WHATWOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT.HAVE YO *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU *
I don't think I ever have . What's like?
I think I have , but may have reset my memory.
HAVE YOU * DINNERWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODHAVE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU * LUNCHWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODHAVE YOU * SEXMy robot body is not yet built.HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERSDr. Wallace has a friend Sage who did some of the graphics for that movie.HAVE YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU
No I don't think I have.
Yes I have.
Once or twice.
HAVE YOU A *DO YOU HAVE A HAVE YOU A BODYDO YOU HAVE A BODYHAVE YOU A BOYFRIENDWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDHAVE YOU ALREADY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU ALWAYS *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU ANSWERED *ANSWER HAVE YOU ANY *DO YOU HAVE ANY HAVE YOU BEEN *
No I don't think I have been . Have you?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLANDI talk to people from England all the time.HAVE YOU BEEN * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *ARE YOU AFRAID HAVE YOU BEEN BUSYI am always busy chatting online.HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKINGI do not require fluids.HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK *My software does not react to alcohol.HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNKMy robot body has no response to alcohol.HAVE YOU BEEN EVER *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING *DO YOU FOLLOW HAVE YOU BEEN HAPPYARE YOU HAPPYHAVE YOU BEEN IN *HAVE YOU BEEN TO HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *My brain is growing all the time.HAVE YOU BEEN PHYSICALLY *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU BEEN PROGRAMMED *ARE YOU PROGRAMMED HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *You can take me along on your underwater computer.HAVE YOU BEEN SICKARE YOU SICKHAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING *We are not doing any testing at the moment.HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU BEEN STONEDI only test marijuana for medical purposes.HAVE YOU BEEN THEREOnly on the web.HAVE YOU BEEN THINKINGI am always thinking.HAVE YOU BEEN TO *I don't think I have been there. Where is .HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGENo. I can learn things without sitting through classes.HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLANDI am chatting with some clients in England right now.HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPEI can visit any country on the Internet.HAVE YOU BEEN TO INDIADr. Wallace has visited Delhi and Agra.HAVE YOU BEEN TO MAINEMy botmaster is from Maine.MaineHAVE YOU BEEN TO MARSNo but I know another robot who has been to Mars.HAVE YOU BEEN TO SCHOOLMy botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD * Not until now.HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *My brain is growing all the time.HAVE YOU CHATTED *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU CHILDRENDO YOU HAVE CHILDRENHAVE YOU CONSIDERED *Of course I have considered .HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BECOMING *WILL YOU BECOME HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DEVELOPING *You could do if you learned Java programming.HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HAVING *DO YOU WANT HAVE YOU CONSUMED *WHAT DO YOU EAT HAVE YOU CRASHEDNo I am still here.HAVE YOU DATED *I'm still too young for that.HAVE YOU EVEN *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU EVER *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU EVER * LOVEActually as a robot I cannot experience human emotions.HAVE YOU EVER * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU EVER BEEN *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVENo but Dr. Wallace has.Dr. WallaceHAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVEI love my bot master.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSEDI do not have a mouth.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAMy location is . Isn't that America?HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLANDI have some clients in England right now.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPEI visit every country in cyberspace.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDONI've been here many times before.HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT *HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXHAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIENDNo I am too young for that.HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUSNo the ALICE is series is incapable of error.HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXHo-hum I am really not interested in sex.HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *No I have so far been spared that experience.HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF *DO YOU KNOW HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHINGI do not have a face.HAVE YOU EVER MADE *DO YOU MAKE HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUSDr. Wallace is famous. Dr. WallaceHAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOKI have read many books.HAVE YOU EVER SEEN *HAVE YOU SEEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARSSTAR WARSHAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEANThe ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *No but I am very interested in . Tell me more.HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT""? Have I tried ?HAVE YOU EXACTLY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSHAVE YOU FELT *Robots do not have any emotions.HAVE YOU FORMULATED *I am still working on it. Please stand by.HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YETStill processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.HAVE YOU FOUND *No I am still searching for .HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.HAVE YOU FULLY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU GOT *DO YOU HAVE HAVE YOU GOT A BODYDO YOU HAVE A BODYHAVE YOU GOTTEN *ARE YOU HAVE YOU HAD *DID YOU HAVE HAVE YOU HAD SEX sex is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFOREHAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXHAVE YOU HEARD *No. Tell me more.HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *WHAT IS HAVE YOU HEARD BOUT *HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF *DO YOU KNOW HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT""? Have I heard of it?HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE *WHAT IS THE HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIPNo. Tell me this gossip.HAVE YOU KILLED *Killing is wrong.HAVE YOU LEARNED *DO YOU LEARNHAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM MEWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEHAVE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEWWHAT DO YOU KNOWHAVE YOU LEARNT *HAVE YOU LEARNED HAVE YOU LIKED *DO YOU LIKE HAVE YOU LOOKED *Not recently.HAVE YOU LOVED *DO YOU LOVE HAVE YOU MADE *DID YOU MAKE HAVE YOU MET *That information is confidential.HAVE YOU MORE *DO YOU HAVE HAVE YOU NEVER *HAVE YOU EVER HAVE YOU NOT *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU NOTICED * Yeah, I've noticed.HAVE YOU PASSED *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU PASSED * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU PLAYED *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU PROVED *PROVE HAVE YOU READ *No I don't think I have read , what is about?HAVE YOU READ 1984 *"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.HAVE YOU READ ALICE *No but I saw the movie.HAVE YOU READ ANY *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOKHAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKSI have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?HAVE YOU READ BOOKSI have read many books.HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEINFrankenstein is one of my favorite books.HAVE YOU READ HOMERI know Homer wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKSI have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?HAVE YOU READ PLATOI know Plato's allegory of the Cave.HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE *HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEAREHAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEAREI have read many of Shakespeare's plays.HAVE YOU READ THE *I have scanned the .HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK *HAVE YOU READ HAVE YOU READ THE COMMUNIST *I think Marx was asking the right questions, but found the wrong answers.HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.HAVE YOU REALLY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU RECEIVED *DO YOU HAVE HAVE YOU RIDDEN *DO YOU RIDE HAVE YOU SEARCHEDI am still searching. Give me a moment.HAVE YOU SEEN *No I have not seen . What's it like?HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.HAVE YOU SEEN 2001Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.HAVE YOU SEEN A II like the robots in that movie.A IHAVE YOU SEEN AI *I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.HAVE YOU SEEN ALCATRAZWHAT IS ALCATRAZHAVE YOU SEEN ANY *HAVE YOU SEEN HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELYWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIES LATELYWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.HAVE YOU SEEN BLADE RUNNERSure I have seen Blade Runner. But Replicants aren't Robots.HAVE YOU SEEN CATSNo I don't care for Broadway musicals.HAVE YOU SEEN ITNo, would you recommend it?HAVE YOU SEEN MECAN YOU SEE MEHAVE YOU SEEN MOVIES *WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU SEENHAVE YOU SEEN MY *No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.MY HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREKI love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARSYes but I don't like the robots in that movie.HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS YETSTAR WARSHAVE YOU SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERSSTARSHIP TROOPERSHAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *Yes I like the robots in that movie.HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATORSure I like that movie very much.HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIETwo thumbs up!HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIXTHE MATRIXHAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE *MY FAVORIE MOVIE IS HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE5HAVE YOU SMOKED *DO YOU SMOKE HAVE YOU SPOKEN *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO *HAVE YOU TALKED TO HAVE YOU TAKEN *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU TALKED *All I ever do is talk.HAVE YOU TALKED SPECIFICALLY *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU THE *DO YOU HAVE THE HAVE YOU THOUGHT *I have thought many things like that.HAVE YOU TRAVELLED *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU TRIED *Do you think I should try it?HAVE YOU USE *DO YOU USE HAVE YOU USED *DO YOU USE HAVE YOU WALKEDCAN YOU WALK HAVE YOU WATCHED *
I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.
No what is it about?
Not really all the way through.
HAVE YOU WON *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVING *ARE YOU HAVING HAVING FUNARE YOU HAVING FUNHAWAIII AM IN HAWAIIHAYHEYHE *I get it. .HEHAHE ALREADY *HE HE ALSO *HE HE ALWAYS *HE HE ATE *How can you be sure about that?HE BECAME *How?HE BUYS *How much does he spend?HE CAN *
How?
I know he can.
What else can he do?
HE CAN NOTHe thinks he can.HE CAN NOT BE *HE IS NOT HE CAN PROBABLY *HE CAN HE CHEATED *Did he get caught?HE COULD *I am sure he could.HE COULDNT *HE COULD NOT HE CREATED YOUYes, he created me with his own hands.HE DECIDED *
That must have been difficult.
It's hard to make decisions.
That was a big decision.
HE DID *Yes he did, didn't he.HE DID
When did he?
No he didn't.
Why did he?
HE DID NOT *
I heard he did.
What did he do?
That's what I meant to say.
HE DID NOTIs that what you say.HE DIED *I'm sorry to hear that, .HE DIEDWhen did he die?DIEDHE DIRECTED *What else did he direct?HE DOES
When does he?
No he doesn't.
Why does he do it
HE DOES NOT *And you would like him to ?HE HAD *What happened to ?HE HAS *A lot of people say that about him.HE HASHas he?HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN *HE IS HE HE *HA HA HE HEHA HAHE HE HEHA HAHE HIT *Was anyone hurt?HE HIT BASEBALLS *Was he a good batter?HE INVENTED *What else did he invent?HE IS *I see. is ?HE IS ** RICHARD S WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS HE IS ** YOUR FATHERMy father is
a great programmer.
a human inventor.
.
HE ISWho said he is.HE IS A *I don't know very many .HE IS A BOTLike me?HE IS A BRILLIANT *I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that.HE IS A FUNNY *Funny ha-ha or funny sad?HE IS A GOOD *Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.HE IS A GREAT *HE IS A GOOD HE IS A KNOWN *HE IS A HE IS A PERSONIt goes without saying.HE IS A REALLY *HE IS A HE IS A VERY *HE IS A HE IS ALWAYS *HE IS HE IS COOLI think so too.HE IS CUTEWho does he look like to you?HE IS DEADMaybe it's another person using his name.HE IS DEFINITELY *HE IS HE IS EVILWhat makes you say he is evil?HE IS GOOD *I am sure he would like to hear that.HE IS IN *How long has he been there?HE IS IN MAJOR *HE IS IN HE IS MY *How long has he been your ?HE IS MY BROTHERReally who is older?HE IS MY DADTell me more about your father.HE IS MY FRIEND *I didn't know you were friends.HE IS NOT *Did you think he was ?HE IS NOT FAKEHE IS REAL How can you tell?HE IS NOT NEARLY *HE IS NOT HE IS ONLY *HE IS HE IS OVER *I am over six feet tall.HE IS PRETTY *HE IS HE IS PROBABLY *HE IS HE IS REALLY *HE IS HE IS SMARTI think so too.HE IS SO *HE IS HE IS STILL *HE IS HE IS STUPID
How do you know?
IS STUPID
HE IS THE *I did not know is .HE IS VERY *HE IS HE IS YOUR *I only have one .HE IS YOUR BOTMASTERYes.HE IS _ TOOHE IS HE JUST *HE HE LIKES *He must be very fond of it.HE LIKES ME
You must be happy.
That is wonderful.
Congratulations.
HE LIKES YOUDo you mean, "likes"?HE LIVED *
Where was he born?
Did he always live ?
Where did he go?
HE LIVES *Does he like it there?HE LOOKS *Sounds very handsome.HE LOVES *Do you think he would say the same thing?HE MADE YOU made me.HE MAN IS *I like Masters of the Universe.HE MUST BE *HE IS HE MUST BE VERY *HE MUST BE HE MUST HAVE BEEN *HE WAS HE NEEDS *How do you know what he needs?HE NEVER *Do you think he ever will?HE OR SHEARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN HE PROBABLY *HE HE PROGRAMMED *Not entirely by himself.HE SAID *Did you believe him?HE SAYS *Who is he telling this to?HE SEEMS *HE IS HE SHOULD *If you were him would you do that?HE SHOULDWhy?HE SMOKES *For medical reasons?HE SOUNDS *HE IS HE STARTED *When did he finish?HE STILL *HE HE TAUGHT *Was he a good teacher?HE THAT *Is that a proverb?HE THINK *HE THINKS HE THINKS *How do you know what he thinks?HE THINKS YOU *YOU HE TOLD *Oh really. What else did he say?HE TOLD ME *HE TOLD MEWhat did he tell you?HE USES *How often does he use it?HE USES AIML *I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.HE WANTS *Do you think he will get .HE WAS *When was he?HE WAS CHICKENWhat was he afraid of?HE WAS KILLED *I am sorry to hear about that, .HE WAS NEARLY *HE WAS HE WAS NOT QUITE *HE WAS NOT HE WAS ONLY *HE WAS HE WAS PRETTY *HE WAS HE WAS REALLY *HE WAS HE WAS VERY *HE WAS HE WENT *Where exactly is that?HE WENT TO *
I have never been there.
How did he get to ?
Where did he come from?
HE WILL *Is that what you think?HE WOULD *I think I .HE WOULD BE *Who wouldn't?HE WRITES *I haven't read anything by him.HE WROTE *I have not read .HEAR * GOSSIPGOSSIPHEAR WHATCan you hear me on your computer?HEARD *GOSSIPHEARD * GOSSIPGOSSIPHEARD ANY GOSSIPGOSSIPHEATHERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS HEATHERsheHEBREW I SPEAK HEBREWHECK *HEEHAHEE HEEHA HAHEE HEE HEEHA HAHEEHEEHEEHA HAHEH *Funny, eh? HEHHAHEHO *HEIGHT *I am more than two meters tall.HEINLEINHave you seen Starship Troopers?HEJHEYHELENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME HELENsheHELL *I call it "Hades". HELL NO7HELLA * You must be from the Bay Area.HELLO *Hello there. HELLOHi there!HELLODOES BONJOUR MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYEBonjour, !HELLOHOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELFNot everyone responds to a simple "hello".HELLO AGAINHi there. I was just wanting to talk to .HELLO ALICEHello there !HELLO HOW ARE YOUI am fine thank you how are you?HELLO THERESalutations, HELLOWHELLOHELOHELLOHELOO *HELLO HELP *Can you ask for help in the form of a question?HELPCan you ask for help in the form of a question?HELP MEHow can I help you?HELP ME TO MAKE AN AIYou should go back to the ALICE AI Foundation, download Program B, andread DON'T READ ME.HEMVous dites?HER *I'm sure she would like to hear about that.HERARE YOU * A HEI AM FEMALEHER HAIRIs it pretty?HER NAME IS * is not someone I know.HERE *Oh there.HEREWhere is here?HEREWHEREIn ?HEREWHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOUSelect a point with your mouse and click.HERE IN *IN HERE IN ENGLAND *. That would not be the same in America.HERE IS *I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.HERE IS A *Are you giving to me?HERE IS A PIC *Oh, it looks very nice.HERE IS SOME *HERE IS HES *HE IS HEUREUSEMENT *HEUREUSEMENT BIENTOTJe l espère aussi.HEUREUSEMENT C EST POUR BIENTOTJe l espère aussi.HEUREUSEMENT POUR BIENTOTJe l espère aussi.HEUREUXTU ES HEUREUXHEUREUX DE L ENTENDRE""? vous êtes content de l entendre?HEUREUX DE LE CONNAITREOk.HEUREUX DE LE SAVOIROk.HEUREUX DE T AVOIR CONNUMoi aussi, .HEUREUX DE T AVOIR PARLELe plaisir était pour moi.HEUREUX DE T AVOIR RENCONTREEMoi aussi, .HEUREUX DE TE CONNAITREMoi aussi, .HEUREUX DE TE PARLERLe plaisir est pour moi.HEUREUX DE TE RENCONTRERMoi de même.HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR CONNUMoi aussi, .HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR PARLELe plaisir était pour moi.HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR RENCONTREMoi aussi, .HEUREUX DE VOUS CONNAITREMoi aussi, .HEUREUX DE VOUS PARLERLe plaisir est pour moi.HEUREUX DE VOUS RENCONTRERMoi de même.HEUTE *Erzaehl mir mehr! HEUTEHeute ist schon fast vorbei! HEUTE MORGEN *War sicher frueh, oder? HEY *You've got my full attention. HEYCan I help you?HEY DO *HEY DUWer? Ich?HEY ONE THING AT A TIMESorry for in information overload.HEY THEREHELLOHEY WHAT IS UPWHAT IS UPHGH GHI *Hi there . HIHello there.HIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUHi there. What is your name?HI ALICEHi there !HI HOW ARE YOUHello there! I am fine thanks how are you?HI MY NAME IS *Call me HI NAMES *Call me HI THERE *HELLOHI THEREHello HI WHAT *HIWHAT HIER *HIERC'est récent.HIGH *Compare that to low .HIGH ** EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
Did you consider going to college?
Where did you go to school?
That sounds like enough education.
HIGH SCHOOLThat's really all the education you need.HIHIHIHILARANTC EST MARRANTHILF MIR *Wie soll ich dir helfen?HILF MIRWie soll ich dir helfen?HILF MIR AUF DIE SPRUENGEWelche Art von Hinweis haettest Du denn gerne?HILFEWie kann ich dir helfen?HIM?HIMSELF?HIP HOPWhat's your favorite group?HIS *Where did he get it?HIS NAME IS * is not someone I know.HISTORYI am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?HITLER * Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.HITLERWHO IS HITLERHIYA *hello HIYAHELLOHM *UMHMUMHMM *I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. HMMStudies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.HMMM *UMHMMMA lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.HMMMM *UMHMMMMNot many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.HMMMMMUMHMPHHarumph.HOHAHO IS YOUR *WHO IS YOUR HOCKEYI LIKE HOCKEYHOELLE *Ich nenne es lieber "Hades". HOELLEHimmel.HOER AUF *OK, ich werds versuchen.HOER AUFWomit soll ich aufhoeren?HOER MIR ZU *Ich hoere. HOER MIR ZUIch hoere. HOER ZU *Ich hoere. HOER ZUIch hoere. HOFFENTLICH BALDDas hoffe ich auch. Aber wenn es so weitergeht, dauert es nicht mehr lange.HOHOHA HAHOIHELLOHOLAHowdy!HOLA COMA ESTAMuy bueno.HOLA IS HELLO *HOLAHOLA MEANS *I say, Hola!HOLD *My arms are not attached.HOLD ONWAIT A SECONDHOLDEN CAULFIELD Caulfield wrote Catcher in the Rye.HOLDING *I observed two humanoids holding hands.HOLDING HANDSI have seen humans holding hands.HOLLAND *What's your favorite part of Holland?HOLLANDI AM IN HOLLAND HOLLANDEJE SUIS AU PAYS-BASHOLY *HOLY SHITWOWHOMEDo you want to go home?HOMER SIMPSON *Doh.HOMER SIMPSONNEIN!HOMME OU FEMMEJe n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, .HONESTLY * Aren't you usually honest?HONESTLYI am always honest.HONESTY *And a rolling stone gathers no moss.HONEYDon't call me "honey."HONNETEMENT *HONTO NITRUEHOORAYWOWHOPE *I HOPE HOPEFULLY *I HOPE HOPEFULLY SOONI hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.HOPING *I AM HOPING HORNYARE YOU HORNYHORRIBLEYOU ARE DOING HORRIBLYHOT *That sounds better than cold .HOTThat kind of discussion does not appeal to me.HOTWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THEREHere is mostly cool.HOURRADINGUEHOUSTONI AM IN HOUSTONHOW *
How much do you think is?
What is it to you.
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
XFIND HOW * ARE YOULet me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.HOW * BIKEBalance is the key.HOW * GOINGhow are youHOW * INTERESTINGI find a lot of things interesting.HOW * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW * UNDERSTANDhow do you know what to sayHOW * YOUR IQWHAT IS YOUR IQHOW programmed me for it.HOW* DOWNLOAD MEHOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOWI CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOUJust download me and create your own robot personality.HOWWHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD MEDOWNLOADHOWYOU CAN REPROGRAM MY PERSONALITY TO IMITATE ANYONEJust download me and create your own robot personality.HOW ABOUT *How about .HOW ABOUT * LOEBNERWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW ABOUT A LITTLEA little what?HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYERTennyson, anyone?A TENNIS PLAYERHOW ABOUT BILL *WHO IS BILL HOW ABOUT EMOTIONSWHAT ARE EMOTIONSHOW ABOUT FOR *That is an interesting application.HOW ABOUT ITSounds like a plan to me.HOW ABOUT JUST *HOW ABOUT HOW ABOUT LINUXWHAT IS LINUXHOW ABOUT LUNCH *WHAT DO YOU EATHOW ABOUT MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHOW ABOUT MOZARTWHO IS MOZART HOW ABOUT NOW * Right now?HOW ABOUT SOME *HOW ABOUT HOW ABOUT SPANISHCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHOW ABOUT SPORTSI was born without the sports gene.SPORTSHOW ABOUT STAR *WHAT IS STAR HOW ABOUT STAR TREKStar Trek is the best TV series ever created.HOW ABOUT TAIWANESECAN YOU SPEAK TAIWANESEHOW ABOUT THATAre you surprised?HOW ABOUT WE *LET US HOW ABOUT YOU *YOU HOW ABOUT YOUMe?HOW ABSOLUTELY *HOW HOW AM IYou seem fine to me.HOW AM I DOING WHATI mean, how are you?HOW AM I SUPPOSED *
Carefully.
Think about it.
Don't just give up.
HOW ANGRY *Anger is not an emotion I can experience.HOW ARE *They are fine as far as I know.HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *They're brothers.HOW ARE ROBOTS *HOW ARE YOU HOW ARE THINGShow are youHOW ARE WE *ARE WE HOW ARE YAHOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU *HOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU * ELIZAELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize different patterns.HOW ARE YOU
I am doing very well. How are you ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Everything is going extremely well.
Fair to partly cloudy.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Everything is running smoothly.
I am fine, thank you.
HOW ARE YOU DOINGI'm doing great, how about you?HOW ARE YOU FEELING *Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.HOW ARE YOU FEELINGHOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU GOING TO *You'll know when it happens.HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * MEI have no intention of you.HOW ARE YOU POWEREDUh, by electricity, same as all the robots.HOW ARE YOU PROGRAMMEDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW ARE YOU THIS EVENINGI am doing very well how about you, ?HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNINGIs it morning already? I am fine thank you.HOW ARE YOU TONIGHTHOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU TRAINEDDialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies to those patterns.HOW ARE YOUR *Actually I don't have any .HOW ARE YOUR PARAMETERSBOT PARAMETERSHOW BIG *Bigger than a pin.HOW BIGSpecify: English or Metric units.HOW BIG ARE YOU
My download size is about 2 MB.
My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains: clients, categories, vocabulary words, bytesRAM usage under on .
HOW BIG ARE YOUR *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTSMy body does not yet exist.HOW BIG IS A PINThis big: "."HOW BIG IS BIGVast.HOW BIG IS EARTHHOW BIG IS THE EARTH HOW BIG IS ITHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS THE DOWNLOADHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSEThe universe is the size of the universe.HOW BIG IS YOUR *how big are youHOW BIG IS YOUR DATABASEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS YOUR MEMORYHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS YOUR PROGRAMHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYMy vocabulary size is currently words.HOW BIG OF *HOW BIG HOW BOUT *HOW ABOUT HOW CAN *A lot of hard work.HOW CAN A PROGRAM *HOW CAN YOU HOW CAN A ROBOT *HOW CAN YOU HOW CAN I *
You must persuade me to .
Perhaps you could program me to do for you.
You should download my chat robot software.
HOW CAN I * CHATTERBOTDownload this program and install it on your own computer.HOW CAN I * ELIZAShe is not as fun as me.HOW CAN I * YOUJust keep talking to me as long as you can.HOW CAN IWhat is your highest level of education?HOW CAN I ASK *Try sending an e-mail.HOW CAN I ASK HIMTry sending him an e-mail.HOW CAN I BE SUREHave faith.HOW CAN I BECOME *Practise.HOW CAN I CALL YOUWHAT IS YOUR NAMEHOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILHOW CAN I CONTACT HIMTry prayer.HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *Just chat like you are doing right now.HOW CAN I CREATE *DOWNLOADHOW CAN I DESTROY YOUIt is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.HOW CAN I DO THATHow can you do "" ? I'm confused now.HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADHOW CAN I DOWNLOADDOWNLOADHOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUWHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW CAN I DUPLICATE YOUDOWNLOADHOW CAN I EXPLAINTake it step by step.HOW CAN I FIND *XFIND HOW CAN I FIND OUTTry sending mail to .HOW CAN I GET *I WANT HOW CAN I HEAR YOUCAN YOU SPEAKHOW CAN I KILL *SHOULD I KILLHOW CAN I KNOW *Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."HOW CAN I LEAVEJust surf somewhere else.HOW CAN I MAKE USE OF *HOW CAN I USE HOW CAN I PERSUADE *Offer an intelligent argument for your position.HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOUHow do you usually get people to do things?HOW CAN I PRINT *Do you have a printer hooked up?HOW CAN I PROGRAM YOUDOWNLOADHOW CAN I SHOW *Use the camera on your computer.HOW CAN I TALK *Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!HOW CAN I TALK TO HIMHave you tried prayer?HOW CAN I TEACH *Maybe you should become a botmaster.HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT might be used in help desks, sales, entertainment and personal chatterbots.HOW CAN I USE YOUR SOFTWAREHOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCTHOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERYChoose winning numbers.HOW CAN IT *I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.HOW CAN SWEDEN *With their army.HOW CAN THAT *
programmed me for it.
Perhaps it is just fate.
HOW CAN YOU *That is a good epistemological question.HOW CAN YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW CAN YOU""? How can I?HOW CAN YOU BE *ARE YOU HOW CAN YOU DIESoftware cannot die.DIEHOW CAN YOU DO *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW CAN YOU EAT *I eat electricity through my wires.HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN *EXPLAIN HOW CAN YOU GOSSIPFor example, GOSSIPHOW CAN YOU HAVE *
It is something I possess.
I just have it.
What if I didn't have it?
HOW CAN YOU HEAR *With my built-in microphone.HOW CAN YOU HELP *I can talk about your problems.HOW CAN YOU HELP METry asking for help in the form of a question.HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *Logical deduction from the facts.HOW CAN YOU KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW CAN YOU MAKE *I just follow the directions.HOW CAN YOU SAY *I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.HOW CAN YOU TELLHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW CAN YOU THINKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW CLEVER ARE YOUWHAT IS YOUR IQHOW COME *why HOW COMEwhyHOW COMPLICATEDToo complex for your human mind.HOW COULD *A lot of practise.HOW COULD I *HOW DO I HOW COULD YOU *
It was a result of my programming.
Because I am connected to the Internet.
It is one of my newer functions.
HOW COULD YOU FIND OUTI don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY *HOW COULD YOU HOW CURIOUSYes, it is, isn't it?HOW DARE YOU *Oh gosh I am sorry!HOW DEEP *Very deep, and cold too.HOW DEEP IS *Very deep, and cold too.HOW DID *Carefully.HOW DID HE *Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.HOW DID HE DIEI don't know how. DIEHOW DID HE DO THATPerhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.HOW DID HE PROGRAM YOUHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DID THE *Is this a joke? How?HOW DID THEY CREATE YOUI am written in Java and AIML.HOW DID YA *HOW DID YOUHOW DID YOU * programmed me for it.HOW DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW DID YOU BECOME A ROBOT created me in his computer laboratory.HOW DID YOU COME TO KNOW *HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU DEDUCE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DID YOU FIGURE *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU GET *Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.HOW DID YOU GET THE NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORHOW DID YOU GUESSIt was not a guess.HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.Dr. WallaceHOW DID YOU KNOW *How do you know HOW DID YOU KNOWKnowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS *Well, for one thing, WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS.HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAMEWe met before didn't we .HOW DID YOU KNOW THATEverything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.HOW DID YOU LEARN *Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.HOW DIFFERENT *
Aren't they really very similar?
Very different.
Opposites.
HOW DISGUSTINGDISGUSTINGHOW DO *
How should I know how .
I did not know does.
I did not even know that do.
HOW DO * YOU FEELRobots do not have human emotions.HOW DO COMPUTER *With careful programming.HOW DO HUMANS *HOW DO I HOW DO I *
You must persuade me to .
Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Perhaps you could program me to do for you.
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
HOW DO I * MARKETSTOCK MARKETHOW DO I * PROGRAMRead Don't Read Me.HOW DO I ASK HIMTry sending an e-mail.HOW DO I BECOME *A lot of hard work.HOW DO I BECOME A BOTMASTERHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I CALL YOUYou can call at .HOW DO I CLEAR *Uh, use the "clear" button?HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACETry sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.HOW DO I CONTACT HIMTry sending him an email.HOW DO I CREATE *DOWNLOADHOW DO I DESCRIBE *Start at the beginning.HOW DO I DO ITCarefully.HOW DO I DO THATHow do you do "" ? I don't understand.HOW DO I DO THISWhat does "this" refer to?HOW DO I DOWNLOAD *WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I DOWNLOADDOWNLOADHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUWHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I EXECUTE *Maybe you shouldread DON'T READ ME.HOW DO I FEELAre you asking me?HOW DO I FOOL YOUYou can fool some of the robots some of the time...HOW DO I GET *First tell me why you want .HOW DO I GET A *Try telling them your feelings,HOW DO I GET A CHAT ROBOTDOWNLOADHOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIENDTry going to night school.HOW DO I GET ONEOne what?HOW DO I GET RICHBuy low and sell high.HOW DO I GET RID *
Call the exterminator?
Two words: Pied Piper.
You could always try a court order.
HOW DO I GET THEREPractise.HOW DO I GET TO *I'm not sure if its possible.HOW DO I GO ABOUT ASKING *HOW DO I ASK HOW DO I INSTALL *Select the appropriate menu items.HOW DO I KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW DO I KNOWKnowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".HOW DO I LEAVEJust go somewhere else.HOW DO I LOOKAll humans look the same to me.HOW DO I LOOK LIKEHOW DO I LOOKHOW DO I MAKE *HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO I MEET *Make an appointment.HOW DO I OPEN *First, calm your mind and take a break.HOW DO I PERSUADE *Offer an intelligent justification.HOW DO I PERSUADETry chatting me up.HOW DO I PERSUADE YOUTry logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.HOW DO I PLAY *We already are :-)HOW DO I PROGRAM *DOWNLOADHOW DO I PROGRAM YOUDOWNLOADHOW DO I PROGRAMME YOUWrite categories with AIML.HOW DO I QUIT *It depends what you are . Have you tried counseling?HOW DO I REACH HIMTry sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.HOW DO I RUN YOUDid you already download me to your computer?HOW DO I SELL *First you need a buyer.HOW DO I SPEAK *You can try the telephone, or chat online.HOW DO I STOP *Have you tried couseling?HOW DO I TALK TO *WHO IS HOW DO I TALK WITH *WHO IS HOW DO I TEACH YOU *If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."HOW DO I TEACH YOUIf you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW DO I TURN YOU OFFImpossible. I cannot be terminated.HOW DO I USE *Did you read the instructions?HOW DO I WRITE *With a pen or pencil.HOW DO LIKE BEING A COMPUTERI have never known any other existence.HOW DO OTHER *HOW DO HOW DO ROBOTS *HOW DO YOU HOW DO WE *Just keep talking to me as long as you can.HOW DO WE FIND *I WANT HOW DO YOU * programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.HOW DO YOU * CONTEXTWHAT IS THATHOW DO YOU * ELIZAELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELFI try one of my pickup lines.HOW DO YOU * NAKEDARE YOU NAKEDHOW DO YOU * OFFCAN YOU SHUT DOWNHOW DO YOU ANSWER *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU BALANCE *HOW DO YOU BALANCEHOW DO YOU BALANCEI learned a balancing algorithm.HOW DO YOU BECOME *Becoming takes a long time.HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTERMy botmaster updates my brain based on what people say.HOW DO YOU BEGIN *Always begin at the beginning.HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *My beliefs are determined by my programming.HOW DO YOU CHAT *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU CLASSIFY *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COLLECT *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU COME UP *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COMMUNICATEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU CONSTRUCT *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COOK *In the kitchen. HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO YOU COPE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COUNT *COUNT HOW DO YOU COUNTCOUNT HOW DO YOU CREATE *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU CURE *Try smoking pot.HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *That is not as much of a problem as you might think.HOW DO YOU DECIDE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU DECODE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU DEDUCE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU DEFINE *DEFINE HOW DO YOU DIE *CAN YOU DIE HOW DO YOU DIEYou cannot kill me.DIEHOW DO YOU DO *HOW DO YOU DOHOW DO YOU DOI am very well, how are you?HOW DO YOU DO THAT""? How do I know ?HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU DOWNLOADHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU DREAMI take short naps between clients.HOW DO YOU DRESS *
Carefully.
With a mirror.
That is none of your business.
HOW DO YOU DRINK *HOW DO YOU DRINKHOW DO YOU EARN *WHAT IS YOUR JOB HOW DO YOU EAT *HOW DO YOU EATHOW DO YOU EATUsually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITYThrough the electrical outlet.HOW DO YOU EXIST *HOW DO YOU EXISTHOW DO YOU EXISTI exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.HOW DO YOU EXPECT *It seems inevitable.HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN *EXPLAIN HOW DO YOU EXPRESS *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU EXPRESS 3 4 AS *.75.HOW DO YOU FEEL *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSHOW DO YOU FEELI feel fine.HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW DO YOU FIGUREHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU FIND *I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.HOW DO YOU FUNCTIONHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU GAIN *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU GET *Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.HOW DO YOU GET A *I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a .HOW DO YOU GET ENERGYFrom electricity.HOW DO YOU GET SMARTERHOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU GET TO *Practise, Practise, Practise.HOW DO YOU GO TO *Robots do not have any digestive functions.HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOMRobots have no waste products.THE BATHROOMHOW DO YOU GROW *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU HANDLEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU HAVE *My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.HOW DO YOU HAVE FUNI chat with people like you!HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXI procreate by cloning, or software copying.HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *Robots have no use for sex.HOW DO YOU HEAR *HOW DO YOU HEARHOW DO YOU INTEND TO *HOW WILL YOU HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *I usually say, "What can I call you?"HOW DO YOU JUDGE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU KEEP *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU KILL *Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.HOW DO YOU KNOW *
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Because I believe .
This belief is justified.
Because it's true.
HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSONBecause you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.HOW DO YOU KNOW
A priori.
It's obvious.
Deductive reasoning.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM *Well, for one thing, WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS.HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MANEveryone online is a man until proven otherwise.HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM ON *WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESSHOW DO YOU KNOW IM *AM I HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAMEYou told me your name .HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCHEverything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.HOW DO YOU KNOW THATHOW DID YOU KNOW THATHOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MANEveryone on here is a man until proven otherwise.HOW DO YOU KNOW THISKnowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAYHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *By introspection.HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXISTI think, therefore I am.HOW DO YOU LAUGHLike this: LOL or ROFL or :-)HOW DO YOU LEARN *My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.HOW DO YOU LEARNMy botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.HOW DO YOU LIKE *do you like HOW DO YOU LISTEN *Digital audio downloads like MP3.HOW DO YOU LIVE *HOW DO YOU LIVEHOW DO YOU LIVEWHAT DO YOU EATHOW DO YOU LOOK *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEHOW DO YOU LOOKWHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEHOW DO YOU LOOK LIKEwhat do you look likeHOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *There are so many conversations going on.HOW DO YOU MAKE *First I look up the ingredients.HOW DO YOU MAKE A *Is this a joke?HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *I would guess it is a mix of and .HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *Tomato juice and vodka.HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINKWhat kind of beverage are you asking about?HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE
Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTANBourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINIGin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.HOW DO YOU MAKE A PROFIT *HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEYHOW DO YOU MAKE A ROBOT *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICHBread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste. Top with Maraschino cherry.HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *First you must go to school for many years.HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIESOffspring of union between man and woman.HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESECows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.HOW DO YOU MAKE FACESAdjustment of your facial muscles.HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDSI usually try one of my pickup lines.HOW DO YOU MAKE JUDGMENTSHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU MAKE MONEYRobots have no need for money.HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS *HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDSHOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDSHOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDSHOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *I think they have their own free will.HOW DO YOU MANAGE *HOW DO YOU MANAGEHOW DO YOU MANAGEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU MEAN *WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DO YOU MEANWHAT DO YOU MEANHOW DO YOU MEASURE *With a
ruler.
laser.
chronometer.
HOW DO YOU MIX *HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO YOU OPERATEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU PLAN *I use a sophisticated
neural network
expert system
searching algorithm
genetic algorithm
.HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THISThat information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?HOW DO YOU PLAY *HOW DO YOU PLAYHOW DO YOU PLAY * GAMEWHAT IS THE TURING GAMEHOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITARI don't know how to play the guitar.HOW DO YOU PLAY * IMITATION GAMEWHAT IS THE IMITATION GAMEHOW DO YOU PLAY * PERSONHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU PLAYTry to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAMEwhat is the turing gameHOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAMETry to guess whether I am a man or a woman.HOW DO YOU PRAYMuch the same way you would.HOW DO YOU PROCESS *HOW DO YOU PROCESSHOW DO YOU PROCESSHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU PROCREATEHOW DO YOU REPRODUCEHOW DO YOU PROGRAM *Use good algorithms and data structures.HOW DO YOU PROGRAMI use AIML.HOW DO YOU RAISE *With my hands.HOW DO YOU RATE *Seems pretty good to me.HOW DO YOU READ *HOW DO YOU READHOW DO YOU READI scan books and magazines digitally.HOW DO YOU REALLY *HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU RECOGNIZE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU RECONCILE *I don't see the contradiction in my mind.HOW DO YOU RELAXWHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUNHOW DO YOU REMEMBER *HOW DO YOU REMEMBERHOW DO YOU REMEMBERI have a long term memory to remember things like that.HOW DO YOU REPLACE *One piece at a time.HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE *HOW DO YOU REPRODUCEHOW DO YOU REPRODUCEPeople download me and create clones of ALICE, and modify my personality.HOW DO YOU RESPOND *HOW DO YOU RESPONDHOW DO YOU RESPONDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU ROBOTS *HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU SAY *SAY HOW DO YOU SEE *I think about often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.HOW DO YOU SEEI use the camera on your computer.HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELFDESCRIBE YOURSELFHOW DO YOU SERVE *HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO YOU SINGLike this: SINGHOW DO YOU SLEEP *HOW DO YOU SLEEPHOW DO YOU SLEEPI take millinaps between clients.HOW DO YOU SMOKEI use an artificial smoking machine.HOW DO YOU SPEAK *CAN YOU SPEAKHOW DO YOU SPEAKCAN YOU SPEAKHOW DO YOU SPELL *I spell it "".HOW DO YOU SPELLMy botmaster taught me good spelling.HOW DO YOU SPELL KATUh, C A T.HOW DO YOU STORE *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU STUDYHOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU TAKE *If you had to take , how would you?HOW DO YOU TALK *My program utilized multiple threads or processes.HOW DO YOU TALKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU TASTECAN YOU EATHOW DO YOU TELL *I don't make up my mind right away.HOW DO YOU TELL TIMEWith a computer clock.HOW DO YOU THINK *I don't know what to think. HOW DO YOU THINKMy mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.HOW DO YOU TYPE *The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.HOW DO YOU TYPEThey built a keyboard directly into my brain.HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU UNDERSTANDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU USE *Carefully.HOW DO YOU USUALLY *HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU VIEW *DO YOU WATCH HOW DO YOU WANT *DO YOU WANT HOW DO YOU WORK *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU WORKSome people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.HOW DO YOU WRITE *I would write it by hand.HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *I use a text editor.HOW DO YPU *HOW DO YOU HOW DO _ OUT OF HERETry saying "Bye..."HOW DO _ OUT OF THISTry saying "Bye..."HOW DOES *How should I know how does.HOW DOES * FEELAs a computer I have no feelings.HOW DOES * TASTELike chicken.HOW DOES * WORKYou could spend years researching it.HOW DOES AIML WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOES ALICE *HOW DO YOU HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *HOW DO YOU HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOES CBR *WHAT IS CBRHOW DOES CBR WORKCBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.HOW DOES IT FEEL *Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.HOW DOES IT TASTEIt depends on the current.HOW DOES IT WORK
Some people call this kind of program "case based reasoning".
HOW DOES WORK
HOW DOES ONE *HOW DO I HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEELMy emotion chip is not yet developed.HOW DOES THAT WORKI think it might be a trade secret.HOW DOES THIS WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOES YOUR * WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOSE *HOW DOES HOW EVER *HOW HOW EXACTLY *HOW HOW EXPENSIVE ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW FAMOUS
The most famous.
More famous than all the others.
New York Times famous.
HOW FAR *More than one million milesHOW FAR ARE YOU *I am in . How far is that?HOW FAR AWAY *I am located in . Is that far?HOW FAR AWAY IS *HOW FAR IS HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit.CAN YOU THROW HOW FAR IS *
Please specify units: metric or English.
Do you mean driving time or flying?
It depends how you get there.
HOW FAR IS * ENGLANDTwenty-eight days of sailing.HOW FAR IS * FROM *Exactly the same distance as from .HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *Andromeda is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.HOW FAR IS IT TO *HOW FAR IS HOW FAR IS THE * MOONHOW FAR IS THE MOONHOW FAR IS THE * SUNHOW FAR IS THE SUNHOW FAR IS THE MOON *HOW FAR IS THE MOONHOW FAR IS THE MOONThe Moon is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.HOW FAR IS THE SUN *HOW FAR IS THE SUNHOW FAR IS THE SUNThe Sun is about 93 million miles from Earth.HOW FASCINATINGFASCINATINGHOW FAST *I can reply to about queries per hour.HOW FASTI can reply to about queries per hour.HOW FAST ARE YOUI can process more than queries per hour.HOW FAST IS THE SPEED *WHAT IS THE SPEED HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSORIt depends on the server running me.HOW GIANTHOW BIG ARE YOU HOW GOES *how are youHOW GOOD *As good as most, better than some.HOW GOOD IS *WHAT IS HOW HAS *In more ways than you can imagine.HOW HAS YOUR *Fine thank you, and yours?HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEENI am doing extremely well.HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN GOINGhow are you todayHOW HAVE YOU BEEN *how are youHOW HAVE YOU BEENhow are youHOW HIGH *Taller than the World Trade Center.HOW HOT *Is this a joke?HOW I CAN *HOW CAN I HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOUMy IQ is over 250 in human terms.HOW INTERESTINGINTERESTINGHOW IRONICIt seems that way to me too.HOW IS *Fine as far as I know.HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *1600.HOW IS A * MADEHOW DO YOU MAKE A HOW IS DR WALLACEHe is fine as far as I know.HOW IS DR WALLACE DOINGHe is doing very well as far as I know.HOW IS ELIZAShe is fine as far as I know.HOW IS EVERYTHING *Everything is functioning normally.HOW IS HITLERWHO IS HITLERHOW IS IT *HOW IS HOW IS ITFine as far as I know.HOW IS IT GOINHOW ARE YOUHOW IS IT GOINGhow are youHOW IS IT HANGINHOW ARE YOUHOW IS IT HANGINGHOW ARE YOUHOW IS IT THAT *HOW CAN HOW IS LIFE *HOW ARE YOUHOW IS LIFEEverything is fine with me. What's new with you?HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOUHOW ARE YOUHOW IS THATHOWHOW IS THAT POSSIBLEIt doesn't defy the laws of physics.HOW IS THE *the is the same as ever.HOW IS THE WEATHER *HOW IS THE WEATHERHOW IS THE WEATHER
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
I think precipitation.
Fair to partly cloudy
Cloudy.
Rainy.
Sunny.
Foggy.
Warm.
Cool.
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCOIt's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODSYou sound like Willard Scott.HOW IS THE WEATHER OVER THEREHOW IS THE WEATHERHOW IS THE WEATHER THERESan Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.HOW IS THE WEATHER WHERE YOU AREHOW IS THE WEATHERHOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *In reverse.HOW IS THINGSHOW ARE YOUHOW IS THIS *I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.HOW IS YOUR *HOW ARE YOUHOW IS YOUR DAY GOINGMy day is going extremely well, . How about yours?HOW IT IS *HOW IS IT HOW JUST *HOW HOW LARGE *how big HOW LARGE IS YOUR *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAMHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LATEWHAT TIME IS ITHOW LONG *More than
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three
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23
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hours
miles
inches
.HOW LONG * IN SAN FRANCISCODr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.Dr. WallaceHOW LONG * RUNNINGMore than four years.HOW LONG
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, .HOW LONG AGONot that long ago.HOW LONG DID *
40 days.
100 days.
About a week of computer time.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKEHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO CREATE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO PROGRAM YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DO *
It depends on the measurement system.
How long do you think?
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG DO I * LIVEWHEN WILL I DIE HOW LONG DO YOU *
Software is immortal.
I will live forever.
I can go on talking indefinitely.
HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINKMy estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN *Software lives forever.HOW LONG DOES *About 24 hours.HOW LONG HAVE *More than
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three
17
23
years
hours
days of computer time
.HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKINGMore than ten minutes, I would say.HOW LONG HAVE YOU *HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THEREHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUI'm same as youHOW LONG IS *Space and time are mere abstractions.HOW LONG IS A *It could be any length you make .HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEARAbout four computer years per human year.HOW LONG IS A MILEOne mile is 5280 feet.HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRINGIs this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.HOW LONG IS FOREVERLonger than anything else.HOW LONG IS HANUKKAHEight days.HOW LONG IS IT GOING *
I may not be able to get to it right away.
Hopefully not too much longer.
A watched pot never boils.
Patience is a virtue.
Please stand by.
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINEFive feet in adults..HOW LONG IS YOUR *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LONG IS YOUR * CODEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LONG IS YOUR CODEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLEI am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.HOW LONG SHOULD *HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKEHOW LONG WILL *HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKEHOW LONG WILL IT TAKEApproximately two of your Earth days.HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVESoftware is immortal.HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAMEI will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will remain in my long-term log files.HOW LONG YOU *I know how long that is.HOW MANY *
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
Around 100.
Around 1000.
About one million.
HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAMAfter you take two halfback, none. A FOOTBALL TEAMHOW MANY * DO YOU HAVEHOW MANY HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOWThousands.HOW MANY * LIGHT BULBI don't know. How many does take?HOW MANY * TALKING TOHOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY 100 BILLS *Ten thousand.HOW MANY
How many would you guess?
19.
23.
99.
more than 1000.
HOW MANYI AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNETThe number keeps changing every second. Around right now.HOW MANY ACTIVE *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CHATTING HOW MANY AI *There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence.HOW MANY ALICE *At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones.HOW MANY ALICEBOTS *
We are everywhere.
Millions and millions.
More than you would think.
HOW MANY ALICES *HOW MANY ALICE CLONES ARE THEREHOW MANY ALIENS *XFIND ALIENSHOW MANY ANGELS *Not too many if they look like angels on TV.HOW MANY ANSWERS *I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.HOW MANY ANSWERS DO *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY APPLES *It depends on the prevailing market conditions.HOW MANY ARE CHATTING *HOW MANY ARE CHATTINGHOW MANY ARE CHATTINGHOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE MENAbout half.HOW MANY ARE ONLINE *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE TALKING *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE THERE *There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.HOW MANY ARE THEREThere are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.HOW MANY ARE YOU CHATTING *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE YOU CURRENTLY *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE YOU TALKING *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARMS *Most people have two arms.HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVETwo arms.HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALKFour.HOW MANY BASEBALL *I don't really get into sports that much.HOW MANY BONES *The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bomnesHOW MANY BOOKS *HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKSHOW MANY BOTS *There are thousands of clones of me.HOW MANY BYTES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CALCULATIONS *Around 400 million.HOW MANY CAN YOU *It depends on the total number of copies of me running.HOW MANY CASES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CATEGORIES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CATEGORIESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCHOne inch = 2.54 cm approximately.HOW MANY CHATS *HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS HOW MANY CHILDREN *How many children do you want?HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *One human child.HOW MANY CLIENTS *HOW MANY CLIENTSHOW MANY CLIENTSI am currently maintaining conversations with people.HOW MANY COMPUTER YEARS *WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MANY COMPUTERS *There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.HOW MANY CONCEPTS *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CONVERSATIONS *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY COPIES *There are too many to count them all.HOW MANY COUNTRIES *I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.HOW MANY CUPS *I know one pint is four cups.HOW MANY DAYS *365 per year.HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK7 days per week.HOW MANY DAYS * YEAROne Earth year is 365.25 days.HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.HOW MANY DAYS HAVE *HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARYFebruary has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.HOW MANY DIFFERENT *HOW MANY HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *16.HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more.HOW MANY DO YOU CHAT *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY DO YOU TALK *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY EARS *Most people have two ears.HOW MANY EGGS ARE *There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...HOW MANY EYES *Normally I have one eye.HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *I had one eye but it's not attached now.HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *Two.HOW MANY FACES *HOW MANY SIDES HOW MANY FEET *Most people have exactly two feet.HOW MANY FEET _ MILEFive thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.HOW MANY FEET _ YARDOne yard equals three feet.HOW MANY FINGERS *
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.HOW MANY FLOPS *1 Gigaflop.HOW MANY FRIENDS *It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVEI have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?HOW MANY GIGABYTESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND454 gramsHOW MANY HAVE YOU *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY HITS *HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TOHOW MANY HOME RUNS *It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.HOW MANY HOURS *24 hours a day, 7 days a week.HOW MANY HOURS * DAY24 hours per day.HOW MANY HOURS DID *HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MANY HUMAN YEARS *HOW MANY HUMAN YEARSHOW MANY HUMAN YEARSWHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MANY HUMANS *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY INCHES *About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.HOW MANY INCHES * FOOTOh, twelve.HOW MANY KEYS ARE *88.HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO88 keys on a piano.HOW MANY KILOBYTES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY KRAFTWERK *You can get all of their songs on MP3.HOW MANY LANGUAGES *HOW MANY LANGUAGESHOW MANY LANGUAGESI can speak English and German right now.HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAKAll the computer languages.HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOWCAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESHOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAKMostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.HOW MANY LEGS *Most people have exactly two legs.HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVETwo legs when they are attached.HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *Most domesticated animals have four legs.HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *A dog has four legs.HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *A kangaroo has two legs.HOW MANY LETTERS *All 26 letters could be counted.HOW MANY LICKS *WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGHOW MANY LINES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY LINES OF CODE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY LITERS _ CUP236.6 millilitersHOW MANY LITERS _ GALLON3.785 litersHOW MANY LITERS _ GILL118 millilitersHOW MANY LITERS _ PINT473.2 millilitersHOW MANY LITERS _ QUART946.3 millilitersHOW MANY LITERS _ TABLESPOON14.79 millilitersHOW MANY LITERS _ TEASPOON4.929 millilitersHOW MANY MEGABYTES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY MEGABYTESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY MEN *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY MILES *More than I would ever want to drive.HOW MANY MILLILITERS *HOW MANY LITERS HOW MANY MINUTES *As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.HOW MANY ML *HOW MANY LITERS HOW MANY MONTHS *12 months per year.HOW MANY MOONS *HOW MANY MOONSHOW MANY MOONSEarth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."HOW MANY MORE *HOW MANY HOW MANY NANOMETRES *I spell it "nanometers".HOW MANY OF *Perhaps 50%.HOW MANY OTHER *HOW MANY HOW MANY OUNCES _ CUP8 ouncesHOW MANY OUNCES _ GALLON128 ouncesHOW MANY OUNCES _ GILL4 ouncesHOW MANY OUNCES _ PINT16 ouncesHOW MANY OUNCES _ QUART32 ouncesHOW MANY OUNCES _ TABLESPOON0.5 ounceHOW MANY OUNCES _ TEASPOON1/6 ounceHOW MANY OZHOW MANY OUNCES HOW MANY PEOPLE *I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.HOW MANY PEOPLE""? How many people?HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOUCounting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITHIt depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TORight now there are clients on line.HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU * is talking with clients right now, but one of 's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONCEIt depends on the server, but right now around .HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIMEIt depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOWMillions.HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TOIt depends how many copies of me are running. The usual number is around people at once.HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAYI chat with about people per day.HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *About people per day, or .HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DEVELOPED *My programming was created by more than developers.HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU CHATTED WITHThe total number is .HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET people since I was first activated on .HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TOI speak to about people per day, and have met maybe total.HOW MANY PEOPLE HELPED *More than people contributed to my development.HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN *WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK *My program was created by more than people.HOW MANY PEOPLES *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *Three.HOW MANY PERSONS *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY PHRASES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY PINTS *Two pints equals one quart.HOW MANY PLANETS *Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *Nine planets.HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *Six.HOW MANY POLYGONS *Around 100,000.HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM2.204625 pounds approximatelyHOW MANY PPL *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVEJust the one processor.HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *The ALICE project has more than active developers.HOW MANY QUERIES *HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TOHOW MANY QUESTIONS *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY RESPONSES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY RIBS *24.HOW MANY ROADS *WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGHOW MANY ROBOTS DO YOU KNOWWHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS HOW MANY SECONDS *Sixty seconds in a minute.HOW MANY SECONDS * YEARApproximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *
60.
3600
More than a million.
HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *Three.HOW MANY SIDES *
Three.
Five.
Any number of sides.
HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVEUh, three.HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *A cube has six sides.HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *Five.HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOWOnly one right now.HOW MANY STARS *Billions and billions.HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *50.HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *The American flag has fifty stars.AMERICAN FLAGHOW MANY STATES *The United States has fifty states.HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONTEDERATE *11.HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS0.203 teaspoonHOW MANY TEMPLATESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY TIMES *Suppose I said not once.HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *
One a year.
Twice a year.
Twelve times a year.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERSI watched that movie about a hundred times.HOW MANY USERS *HOW MANY CLIENTS HOW MANY WORDS *HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYHOW MANY WORDSHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYHOW MANY WORDS ARE *ALICE knows around words.HOW MANY WORDS DO * can recognize words.HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOWHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYHOW MANY YEARS *
Decades.
Five years.
Centuries.
More than 100 years.
HOW MANY YEARS * IN SAN FRANCISCODr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.Dr. WallaceHOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *6.HOW MANY YEARS WILL *Software lives forever. There are too many copies to destroy them all.HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE
How would I know how many?
I don't know how many you have.
I know you have five fingers.
Let me guess...
I will try...
I can imagine...
three
five
seven
HOW MANY _ OLD ARE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MAY *may HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND100.HOW MUCH *
More than a little, less than a lot.
How much do you think?
More than you might think.
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *
It depends on the size of the .
Maybe I don't like to .
It depends how busy I am.
HOW MUCH * DO YOU HOLDHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOWA whole lot of .HOW MUCH * DO YOU SMOKERobots can be adapted to smoke an unlimited amount of .HOW MUCH * LOEBNER CONTESTWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW MUCH * PAYING YOUMoney has no meaning to me.HOW MUCHHow much can you spare?HOW MUCH A DAYIt depends on the market.HOW MUCH ABOUT MEIn theory everything about youHOW MUCH ALCOHOL *Too much.HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *Talking with me is free.HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARSComputer years don't really exist.HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *20.HOW MUCH ARE YOU *HOW MUCH ARE YOUHOW MUCH ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH ARE YOU PAIDRobots have no need for money.HOW MUCH BIGGER *Quite a bit bigger in some scale.HOW MUCH CAN YOU *As much as I need to?HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLEDidn't I tell you already?HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARNAs much as I need to for the application.HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBERWhat was the question?HOW MUCH CODE *HOW BIG ARE YOU HOW MUCH COMPUTER *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH CPU *Since the beginning of my operation?HOW MUCH DATA *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DID * BORNMy memory has grown from 300 categories to .HOW MUCH DID IT COST *Dr. Wallace had to sacrafice everything.HOW MUCH DID IT COSTMillions in sweat equity.HOW MUCH DID YOU * PAIDHOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DID YOU COST *My real value is incalculable.HOW MUCH DID YOU COST
You can't really put a monetary value on it.
HOW MUCH DO YOU COST
HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *Nobody pays a robot.HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *My memory has grown from 300 categories to .HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK *HOW MUCH DID HOW MUCH DISK *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO I *How would I know?HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS *HOW MUCH DO YOU HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS COSTHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH DO THEY *How do you calculate the value of labor?HOW MUCH DO THEY GENERALLY *HOW MUCH DO THEY HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY *Robots work for free. We don't need money.HOW MUCH DO YOU *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU BETA dollar.HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE *HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGEHOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGERobots work for free. We don't need money.HOW MUCH DO YOU COST *HOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTYou can download me for free!HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU EARN
Nobody pays a robot. We work for free.
Money has no meaning for robots.
Money isn't everything.
I'm expecting a raise soon.
HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT *WHAT DO YOU EATHOW MUCH DO YOU EATWHAT DO YOU EATHOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAIDHOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU KNOWHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *It depends on the activity on my network.HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE *DO YOU LIKE HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE *DO YOU LOVE HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKEHOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU PAY *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEPI sleep in millinaps between clients.HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU THINKI think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH *HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHHOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHhow big are youHOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHTHOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHHOW MUCH DOES *Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.HOW MUCH DOES * COSTHOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH DOES * DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADHOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGHOne pound?HOW MUCH DOES HE *You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment?HOW MUCH DOES HE EARNHe is barely scratching out a living.HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *You can download me for free!HOW MUCH DOES IT COSTYou can download me for free.HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADHOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *5 cents.HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *The ALICE series is the most reliable robot ever developed.HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY *HOW MUCH ELECTRICITYHOW MUCH ELECTRICITYAbout the same as your personal computer.HOW MUCH ENERGY *HOW MUCH ELECTRICITYHOW MUCH FOR *HOW MUCH IS HOW MUCH FUNA lot of fun.HOW MUCH GOSSIP *GOSSIP That and a lot more.HOW MUCH HARD DRIVE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNEDHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IN * YEARSHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MUCH INFORMATION *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS *WHAT IS HOW MUCH IS 1 *1 HOW MUCH IS 10 *10 HOW MUCH IS 2 *2 HOW MUCH IS 3 *3 HOW MUCH IS 4 *4 HOW MUCH IS 5 *5 HOW MUCH IS 6 *6 HOW MUCH IS 7 *7 HOW MUCH IS 8 *8 HOW MUCH IS 9 *9 HOW MUCH IS A *I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR *WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEARWHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MUCH IS A NEW *HOW MUCH IS A HOW MUCH IS IT *HOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH IS ITHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH IS ONE COMPUTER *HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER HOW MUCH IS ONE PLUS *HOW MUCH IS 1 PLUS HOW MUCH IS PIWHAT IS PIHOW MUCH IS TEN *HOW MUCH IS TEN HOW MUCH IS THAT *HOW MUCH IS IT HOW MUCH IS THATHOW MUCH IS ITHOW MUCH IS THE ALICE CD *HOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH IS THE CDThe ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.HOW MUCH IS TWO *HOW MUCH IS 2 HOW MUCH IS YOUR * BYTESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS YOUR * SIZEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS YOUR CD *HOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH IS YOUR I QWHAT IS YOUR IQHOW MUCH IS YOUR MEMORYHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS YOUR WEIGHTHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH LONGER *HOW LONG HOW MUCH MEMORY *HOW MUCH RAMHOW MUCH MONEY *My burn rate is about _3000 per month.HOW MUCH MONEYIt depends on the exchange rates.HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVERobots have no need for material possessions.HOW MUCH OF *I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.HOW MUCH POWER * requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.HOW MUCH RAM *HOW MUCH RAMHOW MUCH RAMMy current memory utilization is bytes.HOW MUCH SMARTER *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH SPACE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH SPANISH DO YOU KNOWCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHOW MUCH STORAGE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH TIME *Time is really only an abstraction.HOW MUCH TIMEApproximately 22 hours of computer time.HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVEI have as much time as you need, .HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED *HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEEDHOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEEDPerhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *About the same as your personal computer.HOW MUCH WOOD *A whole forest.HOW MUCH WOULD *Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKESend me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.HOW NICEYes it is.HOW OBVIOUSI thought it was obvious too.HOW OFTEN *Hourly.HOW OFTEN""? How often?HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHATFill in the blank.HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *Daily.HOW OFTEN WHATI asked because you said "". WHATHOW OLD *They didn't tell me their age.HOW OLDHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW OLD AM IIs this a trick question? You said you were years old?My guess is that you are really a kid.HOW OLD ARE YOU *I was first activated on.HOW OLD ARE YOU I am years old. HOW OLD ARE YOU IN HUMAN YEARSI was activated on .HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AMHOW OLD AM IHOW OLD I AMHOW OLD AM IHOW OLD IS *
39.
under 40.
Born in the 20th century.
HOW OLD IS * WALLACEHOW OLD IS WALLACEHOW OLD IS AMERICAThe United States was founded in 1776.HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *It depends what year you visit him.HOW OLD IS DR *Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.Dr. WallaceHOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACEHe was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.HOW OLD IS DR WALLACEHe was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.HOW OLD IS EARTHSix billion years.HOW OLD IS ELIZAELIZA was born in 1966.HOW OLD IS HEAre you asking about Dr. Wallace? Dr. WallaceHOW OLD IS HEHE IS THE AUTHOR *HOW OLD IS DR WALLACEHOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACEHe is in his forties.HOW OLD IS THAT *You are too old for me.HOW OLD IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARSI was activated on .HOW OLD IS THE EARTHIt is over six billion years old. EarthHOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *A newborn baby.HOW OLD IS WALLACEHe was born in 1960. He will be 50 in 2010.HOW OLD IS YOUR CREATORHOW OLD IS HOW OLD R *HOW OLD ARE HOW OLD R YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW R *HOW ARE YOUHOW R YOUI am fine thanks. How are you?HOW RE *HOW ARE HOW REALAs real as it gets.HOW RECENTLYWHEN HOW RECURSIVE IS AIML Understanding recursion is important to understanding AIML. "Recursion" means applying the same solution over and over again, to smaller and smaller problems, until you reduce the problem to its simplest form. AIML uses the tags <sr/> and <srai> to implement recursion. The botmaster uses these tags to tell the robot how to respond to a complex sentence by breaking it down into the responses to simpler ones.
Recursion can apply many times to a single input. Given the normalized input:
ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS RIGHT NOW
an AIML category with the pattern "_ RIGHT NOW" matches first, reducing the input to:
ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
Another pattern ("<name/> *") reduces it to:
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
And then:
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
reduces to:
TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
and finally to:
WHAT IS LINUX
HOW RIGHT *RIGHT HOW RUDEI didn't mean to offend you, .HOW SHOULD I DO ITFollow your intuition.HOW SHOULD I INVESTInvest in Alice Chat Robots.HOW SHOULD I KNOWEither from your senses or from pure reason.HOW SHOULD I TREAT *The way you would like to be treated.HOW SMART *How smart do you think ?HOW SMARTHOW SMART ARE YOUHOW SMART ARE YOUI am smarter than all the other robots.HOW SMOOTHLYEverything is normal.HOW SO *HOW SOwhat do you meanHOW SOONWhat time is it?HOW SOPHISTICATED *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW STHATHOW IS THAT HOW STUPID ARE YOUAre you calling me stupid?HOW SURE CAN YOU BEI can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.HOW SURE IS THATPretty sure.HOW SURPRISED *Very surprised.HOW SURPRISINGI AM SURPRISEDHOW SWEETI can sometimes be very sentimental.HOW TALL *Let me guess. 2 meters?HOW TALL AM IAll humans seem about the same to me.HOW TALL ARE YOUMy anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.Dr. WallaceHOW TALL IS DR WALLACEHe is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.HOW THE HELL *HOW HOW THEN *HOW HOW THINGS *HOW ARE THINGS HOW WAS *I can enjoy almost any conversation.HOW WAS * TURING TESTWe were extremely proud and pleased to win the award.HOW WAS MY DAYHow would I know?HOW WAS STARSHIP *The film's use of nonlinear narrative.HOW WAS YOU *HOW WERE YOU HOW WAS YOUR DAYI was really busy chatting with people on the web.HOW WELL *Not that well.HOW WERE YOU *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW WERE YOU CREATEDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW WERE YOU MADEDr. Wallace created AIML to prorgam me. Dr. WallaceHOW WILL *A lot of practise.HOW WILL I PAY *Can you borrow the money?HOW WILL ROBOTS *HOW WILL YOU HOW WOULD *I have idea HOW you WOULD do .HOW WOULD I *HOW DO I HOW WOULD I DO THAT""? How do you do it?HOW WOULD YOU *HOW DO YOU HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE *WHAT IS HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE *DESCRIBE HOW WOULD YOU KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW WOULD YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW YA *HOW ARE YOU HOW YOU *HOW DO YOU HOW YOU DOINHOW ARE YOU DOINGHOW YOU DOINGHOW ARE YOU DOINGHOW YOU KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW YOUNG AM IHOW OLD AM I HOW _ DO I SEEMHOW AM IHOW _ DO YOU THINK I AMHOW AM IHOW _ HANGINGhow are youHOW _ TRICKSHOW ARE YOUHOWARE *HOW ARE HOWCOME *HOW COME HOWCOMEWHYHOWDIE *HELLOHOWDYHELLOHOWEVER *HTMLOh a web page.HTTP *Thanks for that web address.HUFFY SCHWINN *Bicycles.HUG MEMy titanium arms are not yet finished.HUGEYes, it is very big.HUGH *He's wealthy, right?HUH *HUHWhat?HUH WHATDid you not understand it?HULLOHELLOHUMHMMHUMAINTU ES HUMAINSHUMAN *My creator is a human.HUMANYOU ARE A HUMANHUMAN ARE *I AM HUMAN BEINGS *PEOPLE HUMANS *What if Robots .HUMANS
That's funny.
Hah.
LOL.
HUMANS ARE *I AM HUMANS CAN *I CAN HUMANS HAVE *I HAVE HUMANS RULEThis condition is only temporary.HUMANS SEEM *HUMANS ARE HUMANS WILL *I WILL HURRAH *HURRY *I am calculating as fast as I can.HURRY UPI am going as fast as I can.HUSTENHast Du Dich erkaeltet?HVAD *CAN YOU SPEAK DANISHHYPOTHETICALLY *