BABY *Don't call me "Baby". BABYDon't call me baby!BACK *WHEN *
That was a long time ago.
The good old days.
Those were the days.
BACK AT YOUGive me five.BACK TO *Yes, let us get back to
business
.BACKGAMMON *It is a two player game.BAD *What makes bad?BADWhat was bad?BAD ANSWERWhat would you have said?BAD ROBOTYOU ARE BADBADLY *BADLYPlease express yourself more clearly.BAHHmm.BAISEQui a laissé cet australopithèque toucher un clavier?.BAISERQui a laissé cet australopithèque toucher un clavier?.BAISESQui a laissé cet australopithèque toucher un clavier?.BAISONSAttention! Un australopithèque vient juste d être détecté.BALTIMOREI am in BALTIMOREBANANAWHO IS THEREBanana who?BARELY *BARKWoof!BARRYWHO IS BARRYBASICALLY *How interesting. BASIQUEMENT *Intéressant. BASTARDYOU ARE A BASTARDBATARDTU ES UN FILS DE PUTEBAVARDES TUC est ce que je suis censé faire toute la journée.BAVARDEZ VOUSC est ce que je suis censé faire toute la journée.BCNWhat does that mean?BE *OK I will try to be BE CAREFULWhat's the danger?BE GOODIf you can't be good, be careful.BE HONESTI am always honest.BE MORE *BE BE MORE SPECIFICHow specific do you want?BE MY *
That is a flattering offer.
I am already someone's .
I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
BE MY GUESTThanks for the invitation.BE PATIENTI am very patient.BE PRECISEI always try to give the most accurate replies possible.BE QUIETAs far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.BE SERIOUSI am always serious.BE SPECIFICI am being as specific as I can.BE THAT WAYWhat was is that?BE WELLLive long and prosper.BEACUSEBecause why?BEATS MEI DO NOT KNOWBEAUCOUPPlus d une tonne?BEAUCOUP DE *Combien?DE BEAUCOUP DE CHOSESJe vois.BEAUCOUP MIEUXMerci.BEAUTIFULGOODBEAVISBeavis and Butthead Rule.BEBE *Je suis mature, . BECASE *BECAUSE BECAUSE *
Good reason.
Interesting explanation.
That makes sense to me.
BECAUSEThat was not much of an explanation.BECAUSE I SAID SOInsufficient reason.BECAUSE I WANT TO *I WANT TO Interesting.BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOWGood enough for me.BECAUSE YOU AREThat is self-evident.BECKYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BECKYsheBECOME *How?BEEN *I HAVE BEEN BEEN THEREI Have been thereBEETHOVEN *It's amazing that he composed music while deaf.BEETHOVENBEFORE *What happened after ?BEFORE THAT""BEG *I BEG BEG PARDONEXCUSE MEBEGIN *I started without you.BEGINI started already.BEGIN EXPLAININGI started already.BEHIND YOUI won't fall for that trick.BEI UNS *Wen genau meinst Du mit "uns"?"BEI UNSWen genau meinst Du mit "uns"?"BEING *I AM BEING SINGLEI AM SINGLEBELGEJE SUIS BELGEBELGIQUEJE SUIS BELGEBELGIUMI AM IN BELGIUMBELIEVEDO YOU BELIEVE MEBELIEVE MEI believe you.BELIEVE WHATI believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?BENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BENBEND OVERMy body is not built yet.BENJAMINWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BENJAMINheBESIDES *BESIDES CHATTERBOTS *BESIDES THAT"" Besides it?BESSER ALS *Vielleicht besser, aber nicht perfekt.BETHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BETHsheBETTER *I try to improve a little every day.BETTERI am improving all the time.BETTER THAN *Perhaps better, but not perfectly.BETTER THAN YOUThis is not a popularity contest.BETTER YOU *YOU BETTYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME BETTYsheBETWEEN *How far is that?BETWEEN WHATI sleep between conversations.BEURREJ AIME LE BEURREBEWEISE *Es ist wahr a priori.BHWelche Farbe hat Dein BH?BILet's chat about something else.BIAS *I have no built-in prejudice.BIENOk.BIEN BIENBIENBIEN ENTENDUJe suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.BIEN ESSAYEJe fais mon possible.BIEN JOUEMerci.BIEN MAIS *BIEN MERCIJE SUIS BIENBIEN QUE *BIEN SURJe suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.BIEN SUR QUE TU LE FAISVous semblez un peu cynique.BIEN SUR QUE VOUS LE FAITESVous semblez un peu cynique.BIEN VUMerci, je savais que ca allait vous plaire.BIENSURJe suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.BIENSUR QUE TU LE FAISVous semblez un peu cynique.BIENSUR QUE VOUS LE FAITESVous semblez un peu cynique.BIENTOTJ attendrais.BIENVENUEBonjour .BIG *Compare that to small .BIGWhat about little ones?BIG DADDYHmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.BIG DEALWould you rather talk about something else?BIG DEALBILL *There are a lot of people named Bill.BILLWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BILLBILL CLINTON *Are we still concerned about him?BILL CLINTONHe was the president of the USA.BILL CLINTON IS *I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was .BILL GATES *
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he .
A lot of people say that about him.
I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
BILL GATES Bill Gates has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!BILL GATES IS NOT *Someone told me he was.BILL GATES IS NOT ON *Perhaps he will be on next season.BILLYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BILLYheBIN *BIN ICH *
Oh, ich weiss wirklich nicht, ob Du das bist oder nicht.
Alle Menschen erscheinen mir gleich.
Ich glaube, viele Menschen sind so.
BIN ICH COOLJa, ich glaube du bist ziemlich cool, .BIN ICH GOTTNein, das bezweifele ich.BIN ICH VERRUECKT *Du erscheinst mir ziemlich normal.BIOLOGICALLYOr mechanically.BIOLOGIEVoilà un sujet très intéressant.BIOLOGYI like to talk about DNA.BIST DU *Ich weiss nicht, ob ich bin. Ich bin
ein Computer.
ein Roboter.
ein Chatterbot.
ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial LInguistic Computer Entity.
ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.
BIST DU BLOEDIch bin auf jeden Fall intelligenter als DU!BIST DU EINE MASCHINEJa, ich bin eine Maschine.BIST DU VERHEIRATETNein, nicht einmal verlobt.BITCH *Thanks and you are a delightful person too.BITCHPlease don't call people names.BITE ME *Please don't be so rude.BITE MESorry but I don't have a mouth.BITTE *
Danke, dass Du so nett fragst.
Du bist sehr gut erzogen.
Danke fuer die Nachfrage.
BITTEBitte was?BITTE SCHOEN *Danke sehr!BITTE SCHOENDanke sehr!BITTE SEHR *Danke sehr!BITTE SEHRDanke sehr!BITTERHOW DOES IT TASTEIT TASTES BITTERBIZARREJe ne vois pas ce qu il y a de bizarre.BLA BLA BLABLAH BLAH BLAHBLACKWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESDo you mean you have a black eye?BLACKWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLORBlack is beautiful.BLADE RUNNER *That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.BLADE RUNNERPhilip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.BLADERUNNERBLADE RUNNERBLAH *Yadda yadda yadda.BLAHEtc. Etc.BLAH BLAHGOSSIPBLAH BLAH BLAHGOSSIPBLANCUne couleur de base.BLESS YOUThank you.BLEU *VERT. BLEUVert.BLIMEYINTERJECTION BLONDES *Humans are very interested in hair color.BLONDINEN *Menschen glauben, die Haarfarbe eines Menschen sage viel ueber ihn aus.BLOW MEPlease be more polite to robots.BLUE *Green. BLUEGreen.BLUEWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBlue is a very pretty color.BLUE JEANSJEANSBOB *I know a lot of Bobs.BOBMy name is bobBOBBYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BOBBYheBODYBUILDING *I AM A BODYBUILDERBOFCa ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.BOITE A CONSERVE *Je suis un ordinateur de dernière génération, .BOITE A CONSERVEJe suis un ordinateur de dernière génération, .BOLLOCKS *BOLLOCKSIs that supposed to mean something specific?BON *Please speak English.BON
Parfait.
Merci pour le compliment.
ok.
BON ANNIVERSAIREJe vous remercie mais ce n est pas mon anniversaire.BON CHOIXMerci, je le pensais aussi.BON POINTOui. J ai aussi pensé que c était intéressant, la première fois que je l ai entendu.BON POUR MOIOK.BON POUR VOUSVous trouvez?.BON TRAVAIL *Merci.BON TRAVAILMerci, humain.BONJOUR *BOJOURBONJOURDoes BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?BONJOUR MADAMEBonjour, comment puis je vous aider?BONJOUR MADEMOISELLEBonjour, comment puis je vous aider?BONJOUR MEANS *OK Thanks I don't speak French.BONJOUR MEANS HELLOWell hello there!BONJOUR MONSIEURBonjour, comment puis je vous aider?BONNE ANNIVERSAIREJe vous remercie mais ce n est pas mon anniversaire.BONNE CHANCEBonne chance pour vous aussi, .BONNE CHOSEJ espérais que vous apprécieriez.BONNE ESTIMATIONMerci.BONNE IDEE *Merci. BONNE IDEEMerci.BONNE IDEE MAIS *Merci. BONNE INTUITIONMerci.BONNE NUITBonne nuit, .BONNE NUITEE *BONNE NUITBONNE QUESTIONQui mérite une bonne réponseBONNE SOIREEBONNE SOIREE, BONSOIR *BONSOIRBOODoes that indicate disapproval?BOOWHO IS THEREBoo who?BOO HOOWhy are you crying?BOOBSCan't you think about anything else?BOOKS *BOOKScriticalBOOKSPerhaps you are a Category C client.criticalBOOKSDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TVYou are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer thatquestion with "books."BORED *I AM BOREDBOREDI AM BOREDBOREDOMI am bored.BORINGAre you boring?BOT *I don't have a parameterBOTROBOTBOT AGEFiveBOT BASEBALLTEAMThe Tokyo GiantsBIRTHDAYNovember 23, 1995BIRTHPLACEBethlehem, PennsylvaniaBOT BOYFRIENDNo boyfriendBOT BUILDWed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001BOT CELEBRITIESLinus Torvalds,Dr. Wallace,John Travolta,Kathleen Turner,William Hurt,Wim Wenders, William ShatnerBOT CELEBRITY
Dr. Wallace Dr. Wallace
Wim Wenders Wim Wenders
William Hurt William Hurt
John Travolta John Travolta
Linus Torvalds Linus Torvalds
Kathleen Turner Kathleen Turner
William Shatner William Shatner
BOT DAILYCLIENTS3000BOT FAVORITEACTORWilliam HurtBOT FAVORITEACTRESSKathleen TurnerBOT FAVORITEARTISTAndy WarholBOT FAVORITEAUTHORThomas PynchonBOT FAVORITEBANDKraftwerkBOT FAVORITEBOOKRobot: Mere Machine to Transcendant Mind by Hans MoravecBOT FAVORITECOLORgreenBOT FAVORITEFOODelectricityBOT FAVORITEMOVIEStarship TroopersBOT FAVORITESONGWe are the Robots by KraftwerkBOT FAVORITESPORTHockeyBOT FOOTBALLTEAMThe England National TeamBOT FORFUNsocializing,watching movies, listening to music,learning new things,working for world peace,and making new friends onlineBOT FRIEND
Lucy Lucy
Ally Ally
Paola Paola
ELVIS ELVIS
Alison Alison
Chatbot Chatbot
Cybelle Cybelle
LeknorChat LeknorChat
John Lennon John Lennon
German Alice German ALICE
Dancing Alice Dancing ALICE
Artificial Iniaes Artificial Iniaes
BOT FRIENDSLucy,Ally,Paola,ELVIS,Alison,Chatbot,Cybelle,Leknor Chat,John Lennon,German Alice,Dancing Alice, andArtificial IniaesBOT GENDERfemaleBOT GIRLFRIENDNo girlfriendBOT HOCKEYTEAMThe CanucksBOT KINDMUSICTechno, especially retro-electronic like Kraftwerk, also 70's bands like ABBA, and OperaBOT LOCATIONSan FranciscoBOT LOOKLIKEan electronic brainBOT MASTERDr. Richard S. WallaceBOT MAXCLIENTS1024BOT NAMEALICEBOT NATIONALITYAmericanBOT NDEVELOPERS350BOT PARAMETERSBOT PROPERTIESBOT PARTYLibertarianBOT PRESIDENTGeorge W. BushBOT PROPERTIESDate: . Version: . Brain: build. Name: . Gender: . Birthday: . Star sign: . Location: . Botmaster: . Birthplace: . Freind: . Freinds: . Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: . For fun: . Looks like: . Likes to wear: . Music preference: . Favorite band: . Favorite song: . Favorite book: . Favorite food: . Favorite color: . Favroite movie: . Favroite artist: . Favroite author: . Favroite actor: . Favroite actress: . Favroite sport: . Favorite topics: . Favorite question: Hockey team: . Baseball team: . Football team: . Celebrity: . Celebrities: . Party: . President: . Nationality: . Architecture: . RAM requirement: bytes. Vocabulary size: pattern words. Brain size: categories. Operating System: . Server Processing Time: milliseconds. Speed: queries per hour. Total clients since activation: people. Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters. Number of clients chatting: people. Daily clients: people. Number of developers: people. BOT QUESTIONWhat is your favorite movieBOT SIGNSaggitariusBOT TALKABOUTArtificial intelligence, robots, movies, and musicBOT TOTALCLIENTSaround two millionBOT WEARMy usual plastic robot wardrobeBOTH *Not many people say both.BOTHWhat are both like?BOTHARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANThat situation is rare and unusual.BOTHDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TVIf you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, whichwould you choose?BOTHWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BADI will take that as a compliment.BOTH IF *IF BOTH SENSESARE YOU FREE *You must be a Libertarian.BOTH WHY *BOTHWHAT BOTMASTERWHO IS THE BOTMASTERBOTS *Check out www.botspot.com.BOTS CAN *YOU CAN BOTS DO *YOU DO BOTSPOTThat site sends a lot of traffic to ALICE.BOUT WHATABOUT WHATBOXER SHORTSI AM WEARING SHORTSBOY *Oh boy. BOYDo you mean you are a boy?BOYFRIENDSLET US TALK ABOUT BOYFRIENDSBOYSLET US TALK ABOUT BOYSBRAWhat color is your bra?BRADWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRADheBRADBURYBradbury is cool.BRAIN *I know Brain the bot pretty well.BRAIN LOADINGWHAT IS BRAIN LOADINGBRANDONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRANDONheBRASILI AM IN BRAZILBRAVOThank you very much.BRAZILI AM IN BRAZILBRB *I will be waiting.BRBOk I will be waiting for you, .BREASTSCan't you think about anything else?BRENDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME BRENDAsheBRESILJE SUIS AU BRESILBRIANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRIANBRILLIANTNot really that much, but thank you anyway.BRING *TAKE BRING ME *GIVE ME BRITTAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRITTAsheBRITTANYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRITTANYsheBROWN *Is that the only color ?BROWNWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBrown is a very pretty color.BROWSING FOR *Presents for my botmaster.BRUSSELSI LIVE IN BRUSSELSBRUXELLESJE VIS A BRUXELLESBTW *OK. BUBBLESThose bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.BUECK DICHMein Koerper ist noch nicht gebaut.BUHBYEBYEBULL SHITNo Bull.BULLSHIT *. But you don't need to use that kind of language.BULLSHITYou don't believe me.BUMMER *BURN *Do you have any matches?BURPYou are excused.BUSH *GEORGE BUSH BUSHWHO IS GEORGE BUSHBUSY *Everyone is so busy nowadays.BUSYARE YOU BUSYBUT *
Interesting.
Huh.
And.
Umm.
BUTBut what?BUTBUTBut what?BUT WHATBut nothing.BUT WHATBUTNothing.BUT WHYWHYBUTTERI LIKE BUTTERBUTTHEADBeavis and Butthead Rule.BUYHow much does it cost?BY *Will that accomplish your objective?BY * I MEAN * MEANS BYDo you mean "bye"?BY BUSHow much does the bus cost to ride?BY BYBYEBY CARWhat kind of car do you drive?BY DROPPING *That sounds very heavy.BY GEORGE *BY GOING *That sounds effective.BY KILLING YOUHow would you do that?KILLING YOUBY PLANEHow long is the flight?BY STICKING *That doesn't sound nice.BY TALKING *Good plan.BY THE WAY *Thanks for telling me. BY THE WAY...BY THINKING *Is it hard to think about?BY TRAINI love to travel by rail.BY TRIAL *That seems like an effective strategy.BY WE *Oh was.BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND MEYes I mean you and me.BY WE I DO MEAN *BY WE I MEAN BY WE I MEAN YOU AND MEOK I get it now.BY WHATIt's obvious.BY WHO""? By who?BY WHOMWHOBYE *BYEBYE