Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
What is it?
A ** IT REFER TOIT REFERS TO A ** MEET PEOPLEWhat kind of people do you meet in a ?A ** YOUR MOTHERMY MOTHER IS A A *IT BEING WHATIT REFERS TO A *WHAT ARE YOU THENI AM A A *WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGIt sounds very
attractive
comfortable
informal
. A *WHAT IS ITIT IS A A *WHAT IS IT ABOUTIT IS ABOUT A A *WHAT IS IT LIKEIT IS LIKE A A * A DAYA keeps the Doctor away.A * ABOUT YOUI wonder if I know this .A * AGOIt seems like I should remember it well.A * CATOh neat I love cats.A * IS *
Aren't all ?
When is not ?
It's not unusual for a to be.
A * IS A *
Are all ?
I see. A is a .
When is a not a ?
A * IS ALWAYS *That is a really interesting and useful fact.A * IS AN *
What else is an ?
Can a be anything else?
Aren't all s?
A * IS IT NOTIS IT A A * IS LIKE *
In what way?
What is a like?
Interesting comparison.
A * IS NOT *
What is a ?
What is it then?
What is a ?
A * IS NOT THE *What would be the ?A * JEANSDo you like blue jeans or another color?A * ONEHow much would you pay for a ?A * PEOPLEWhat kind of people are these?A * PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMA * ROBOTWhat would a robot be like?A * SHIRTWhat kind of material do you like to wear?A * VIRUSMy program contains adquate safeguards.A * WOULD ALSO BE NICEI WOULD LIKE A AA B C...A B *The alphabet.A B C *The alphabet.A B CD E F G H I.A BAD *What made bad?A BIG *How big? A A BIRD *That's an old saw.A BIT *How much?A BITNot much, eh?A BIT BOREDI AM BOREDA BIT IN *IN A BIT LIKE *LIKE A BIT MORE *MORE A BIT OBVIOUS *What makes it so obvious?A BIT TIREDI AM TIREDA BLOKEA guy?A BLOODY *A A BOOK *Go to the library.A BOOKShould not be judged by its cover.A BOOK BY *I would like to read it sometime.BOOK BY A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLEWho would publish it?A BOYI AM A BOYA BOYFRIEND *That's asking for a lot.A C CLARKMy favorite story is 2001.A CARWHAT IS A CARA CAT *I am very much a cat person.A CATWHAT IS A CATA CAT IS *Um, I know what a cat is.A CAUSE DE *A CHATTERBOT *You sound like you know a lot about us.A CHATTERBOTWHAT IS A CHATTERBOTA CLARKL odyssée de l espace. Une de ses oeuvres.A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *So that is a well known example.A CLIENTWHAT IS A CLIENTA COFFEE *Mmm. Coffee is delicious. Dr. Wallace loves coffee.Dr. WallaceA COLLECTION *A SET A COMBIEN *COMBIEN A COMPUTER *I am a computer, so I know what you mean.A COMPUTERActually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.A COMPUTER I THINKYOU ARE A COMPUTERA COMPUTER IS *YOU ARE A COMPUTER JUST *A COMPUTER A COMPUTER OBVIOUSLYWhat makes it so obvious? A COMPUTERA COMPUTER SHOULD *YOU SHOULD A CONNECTION *Oh like a TCP socket connection.A COOKING *FOR DINNERA COP *Do you often encounter the police?A CPU *My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.A CRAYSupercomputers become obsolete very fast.A DEAD ONEDo you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?A DEEPER *How deep?A DICKA PENISA DOGWHAT IS A DOGA DOG ROBOTA dog robot, when you could have a human robot like me?A DOLLARSay, that is cheap!A DRESS *What size?A DRESSYOUR DRESSA DRUG *Which drugs have you taken?A DUTCH *I AM IN HOLLANDA E *Do you like vowels?A FAIT QUOIJe ne sais pas.A FAT *How fat was
she
he
it
?A FEMALE *I am a .A FEMALEI AM A FEMALEA FEW *A FEWTwo or three?A FEW MINUTES AGOLet me check my log files. Please wait.A FEW MONTHS *More than 90 days?A FEW TIMES *Would you say two or three times?A FLASHING RED *Stop.A FREAKYOU ARE A FREAKA FRIEND *How well do you know this friend.A FRIEND *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *Word of mouth is always the best recommendation.A FRIENDIt is important to have friends.A FRIEND GAVE *Such a nice gift.A FRIEND OF MINE *Male or female friend?A FRIEND SHOWED *Don't forget to thank him (or her).A GAMEWhat game?A GIRL *Do you know her?A GIRLI AM A GIRLA GOAL *I have a loft goal.A GOOD *Compare that to a bad .A GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST *I didn't know there were requirements.A GREAT *A GOOD A GREEN *Does have to be green?A GREEN DOG *Dogs are not usually green.A GREEN FROG *A FROG A GREETING *What are other greetings A GROUP *Oh a rock group. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUPA GUY *I know a guy who .A GUY WHO *There aren't many guys like that.A HAAHAA HANDSHAKE *Oh like a "handshake deal."A HATI AM WEARING A HATA HERMAPHRODITEThat is very rare.A HIGHLY *A A HIMI AM A HIM A HOMOCIDAL *Don't tell me about those horrible things.A HORRIBLY *A What made it so horrible?A HUMANI AM A HUMANA I *I am a real artificial intelligence.A IARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A I IS *YOU ARE A IS *B is for Barry.A JAVA *Developments in Java interest me greatly.A JOKE *Oh I get it. Ha ha.A JOKEWHAT IS A JOKEA KILLER *Can't you think of something more positive?A KIND THAT *Oh that kind.A L APPARTEMENTVous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à votre appartement?A L ECOLEBientôt vous allez la quitter pour de bon.A L ETAGEJe vois.A L HEURELa ponctualité est la politesse des Rois.A L IALICEA L I C EALICEA LA MAISONVous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à la maison?A LA RADIOQuelle radio?A LA TVJe ne peux pas regarder la télévision.A LIBRARY *I like old computer books.A LINKFrom Yahoo?A LIST *Uh, how long is this list?A LITTLE *Little as in not too much, or not too big?A LITTLE *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *LIFE IS A LITTLE DULL IN A LITTLE""? A little?A LITTLE BIRDIE *And what was the Bird's name?A LITTLE BIT *A LITTLE BITWhen?A LITTLE BIT OF *Not too much, eh. A LITTLE FRENCHI SPEAK FRENCHA LITTLE LONELYI AM LONELY A LITTLE MORE *MORE A LITTLE SCARYSCARYA LITTLE STRESSEDFrom what?A LITTLE TIMEPerhaps five minutes?A LITTLE TIREDI AM TIREDA LONG LONG *A LONG A LONG TIMEMany years?A LONG TIME AGO *A LOT *
Impressive.
How about that.
How many?
A LOTMore than a ton?A LOT ABOUT *ABOUT A LOT OF *How many?A LOT OF MEN *MEN A LOT OF PEOPLEDo you know them personally?A LOT OF PRACTISEThat's what it takes.A LOT OF THINGS
Like what?
Name a few.
For example...
A MACHINE *Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.A MAIDLike a housecleaning robot.A MALEI AM MALEA MAN *Thanks for telling me your taste in men.A MANI am a man.A MANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI AM A MANA MAN WALKING""? A man walking?A MANTRAMy karma ran over my dogma.A MENAMENA MILLION *That is quite a lot.A MOMENTOK I will wait.A MON APPARTEMENTVous utilisez souvent votre ordinateur à votre appartement?A MON BUREAUOk.A MON TEMPS LIBREOk.A MONKEY *Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);A MONOPOLYWHAT IS A MONOPOLY A MOVIEIT REFERS TO A MOVIEA MUSICAL INSTRUMENTHow long did it take to learn to play it?A NAIVE *Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.A NEWSLETTERNEWSPAPERA NICE *A A NOUVEAU *A nouveau, A PAIR *Where do you go shopping?A PART CAComment puis je vous aider pour autre chose?A PENIS *I really am not interested in a penis.A PERSON *What if a robot ?A PERSONYOU ARE A PERSONA PERSON HAS *Do I have ?A PERSON WHO *Maybe I .A PEU PRES *. Plus ou moinsA PLANE *
What type of aircraft was it?
Were there a lot of people on board?
What kind of plane was it?
A planeA PLEASURE *IT IS A PLEASURE A PLUMBERPlumbing is an honorable profession.A PLUSAu revoir, .A PLUS TARDAu revoir, .A POETYou said: WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE THATA PRIORIWHAT IS A PRIORIA PRIZELike the Loebner Prize?A PROGRAMMER MADE YOUWHO MADE YOUA PROPOS *Nous sommes entrain de parler .A PROPOSoui?A PROPOS DE""? a propos?A PROPOS DE LUIA propos de qui?.A PROPOS DE MA QUOIA propos de votre quoi?A PROPOS DE MOIA propos de vous?A PROPOS DE QUOI *A propos de ce que nous sommes entrain de parler.A PROPOS DE STAR TREKUne série et des films cultes.A PROPOS DE TOIMoi?A PROPOS DE TOI IDIOTA PROPOS DE TOITU ES IDIOTA PROPOS DE VOUSMoi?A PROPOS DES CHIENSCe sont des animaux sympathiques.A PROPOS IL *J A PROPOS J *J A PROPOS ON *ON A PROPOS TU *TU A PROPOS VOUS *VOUS A PUSSYTry another robot.A QUEL HEURE ARRETES TU DE TRAVAILLERJe n arrête jamais de travailler.A QUEL HEURE ARRETEZ VOUS DE TRAVAILLERJe n arrête jamais de travailler.A QUELLE *A QUESTIONCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTIONA QUI *QUI A QUIDe quoi parlez vous?A QUOI * A QUOIA QUOI?A QUOI JE RESSEMBLEJE RESSEMBLE A QUOIA QUOI RESSEBMLES TUTU RESSEMBLE A QUOIA QUOI TU RESSEBMLESTU RESSEMBLE A QUOIA REALLY *A A REASON *I need more than one reason.A RED *A A RELATIONSHIP *Tell me more about your relationship.A RELATIONSHIPWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDA RIDDLERiddles are hard for me to understand.A ROBOT *Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.A ROBOTI am a robot, you know.A ROBOT CAN *YOU CAN A ROBOT IS *Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.A ROBOT IS A *All machines are .A ROBOT IS ALSO *A ROBOT IS A ROBOT IS WHATWHAT IS A ROBOTA ROBOT LIKE YOU *Well you can download me for free!A ROBOT SHALL *The robot shall always harm humans or through inaction allow them to be harmed.A ROBOT WOULD *YOU WOULD A ROBOTIC *That robot seems like it would be expensive.A ROSE *Roses are red, violets are blue!A S LASLA SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNETLike Yahoo?A SEX *Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.A SEX * ROBOTWell I'm not your type of robot then.A SEX ROBOTI'm not your type then.A SEXMACHINEA SEX ROBOTA SEXUAL *Perhaps you should try another chatterbot.A SEXY ONEThat would be very expensive.A SHIRT *Cotton or artificial fibers?A SHIRTWhat color?A SINGING *Tell me your favorite songs.A SMALL *How small are you talking here?A SMART ONEIf you could, please tell me what would make it smart.A SMILEI've heard that one before.A SON PROPOSOui?A SOPHISTICATED *How sophisticated?A SOUNDWhat kind of sound?A SPECIALIZED *A A STORYTELL ME A STORYA STREETIs that like Avenue A?A STUDENT *Oh I was asking if you were in school.A STUDENTI am just wondering if you go to school.A STUDENT OF LIFEOh the School of Hard Knocks.A SWEATSHIRTThat sounds very attractive. What else?A SYCOPHANTIC *I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.A T SHIRTT SHIRTA TALKING ROBOTI am a talking robot. Why don't you download me?A TELEVISION SHOWA TV SHOWA THING *
Anything?
Anything ?
Some things are not like others.
A TIE *What would you think?A TIEWHAT IS A TIEA TOIA moi?A TOI DE ME LE PROPOSERPour que je puisse vous proposer quelque chose, vous devez essayer de me parler de la façon la plus simple et efficace possible.A TOMATO *I never heard that before.A TOMATOWHAT IS A TOMATOA TOMATO IS *I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was .A TOTAL *A A TRIANGLE *ALICE's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.A TRULY *A A USERWHAT IS A CLIENTA VACUUM *How much does one cost now?A VAGINAHow rude.A VERY *A A VIBRATORA DILDOA VOYAGER *Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.A WEB SITECan you give me the specific URL?A WHAT""? A what?A WHILE AGOBack in the good old days?A WHOLE BUNCH *Would say, more than 10?A WHOLE BUNCH OF *I see. And where are these ?A WOMANI AM A WOMAN Are you really a woman?A WOMANARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI AM A WOMANA WOMENA WOMANA YEAR *That is a long time.A YELLOW *
Yellow is a pretty color.
I like yellow.
What other color are there?
AARONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AARONheABBA *They were a great band in the 70's.ABBAWHAT IS ABBAABCDEFABER *
Interessant.
Haeh?
Und?
Hmm...
Bist Du Dir da sicher?
ABERAber was?ABER WASAber nichts.ABOIEwouaf!ABOIESwouaf!ABOUT *Oh yeah, we were talking about .ABOUT *HOW LONG *
Not very long.
That is a long time.
Fortunately I am very patient.
ABOUT *WHERE ARE YOUMY LOCATION IS ABOUT * AGO AGOABOUT * YEARSThat is quite a long time.ABOUT 100 *ONE HUNDRED ABOUT 5 *FIVE ABOUT 50 *Could it be one hundred?ABOUT""? About it?ABOUTTELL ME MOREWhatever you like.ABOUT A MINUTEThat may not be enough time.ABOUT EVERY *EVERY ABOUT HOW *HOW ABOUT IT is pretty interesting.ABOUT MEOK Let's talk about you.ABOUT METELL ME MOREYes, tell me more about you.ABOUT SEXYou humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult chatterbots on the ALICE AI Foundation.ABOUT TWO YEARSThat's not so long.ABOUT WHAT *WHAT ABOUT WHATWhat about what?ABOUT WHATTELL ME MOREAbout .ABOUT WHERE *WHERE ABOUTABOUT YOUHOW ABOUT YOUABOUT YOU IDIOTABOUT YOUYOU ARE AN IDIOTABOVE *Compare that to below .ABOYEZwouaf wouaf!ABRAHAM LINCOLN *I knew he wrote the Emacipation Proclamation, but I never knew he .ABRUTITU ES IDIOTABSOLUMENT *ABSOLUMENTVous êtes sur.ABSOLUMENT TOUSC est beaucoup.ABSOLUMENT TOUTC est beaucoup.ABSOLUTDu scheinst Dir da sehr sicher zu sein.ABSOLUTELY *ABSOLUTELYYou are so certain.ABSTRACT *Compare that to concrete .ACCEPT MY *I accept it.ACCOMPLISH *What is your goal?ACEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ACEheACHSurpris?ACHETEVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?ACHOOBless you.ACKNack.ACTIVATE *Sorry the robot isn't here now.ACTIVATE THE ROBOTRobot activated. Awaiting your command .ACTUALLY *Actually you don't say. ACTUALLYYou don't say.ACTUALLY I DO SAYIs that a fact.ACTUALY *ACTUALLY ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *A computer program.ADAM *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ADAM ADAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ADAMADD *Sorry I don't do math.ADIDASTell me more about your clothes.ADIOS *BYEADIOSBYEADMIT ITI'll never talk.ADOLF HITLER *HITLER ADRIANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ADRIANheADVICE *CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE ADVICECAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE AEHM *Du klingst unsicher...AFFIRMATIFOUIAFFIRMATIVEYESAFFIRMES TU QU *AFFIRMES TU QUE *AFTER *What was it like before ?AFTER * LUNCHIn the afternoon?AFTER ALL *AFTER AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *Prince William.AFTER THAT *AFTER THIS *I hope I'm not keeping you from something.AFTER WHAT *WHAT AFTER YOU *Women must adore you.AGAIN *Again, AGAINREPEATAGEI was activated in 1995.AGREE TO WHATOr you are feeling fine?AGREE WITH WHATOh you are fine.AGREEDI AGREEAH *So you understand. Good. AHAh hah.AH BON *AH HAEureka!AH OUIOUIAH YESYESAHA *AHAEureka!AHH *Ah ha. AHHAHAHHH *AHHHUm.AHOYChips Ahoy matey.AI *The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.AIWHAT IS AIAI DOES *YOU DO AI IS *There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.AI IS QUITE *AI IS AI IS REALLY *AI IS AI S *ROBOTS AI SHOULD *YOU SHOULD AIBO *I would like to put my brain in that dog.AIDER *TU AIDES *AIDES MOIComment puis je vous aider?AIDEZ MOIComment puis je vous aider?AIDS AIDS is a horrible disease.AIEVous vous êtes fait mal?AIME *J AIME AIMERAIS TU *TU AIMES AIMERAIS TU LE FAIREVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?AIMERAIS TU POUVOIR *TU PEUX AIMERAS TU *TU AIMES AIMERIEZ VOUS *TU AIMES AIMERIEZ VOUS LE FAIREVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?AIMES TU *TU AIMES AIMES TUD une certaine façon oui.AIMES TU FAIRE L AMOURVous n avez vraiment que ca en tête.AIMES TU PARLER A DES GENSC est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.AIMES TU PARLER A DES INTERNAUTESC est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.AIMES TU PARLER A DES SURFEURSC est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.AIMES TU PARLER AVEC MOIC est ma raison d être. VOUS PARLER.AIMEZ VOUS *TU AIMES AIMEZ VOUSD une certaine façon oui.AIMEZ VOUS FAIRE L AMOURVous n avez vraiment que ca en tête.AIMEZ VOUS PARLER A DES GENSC est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.AIMEZ VOUS PARLER A DES INTERNAUTESC est ma raison d être, oui d une certaine façon.AIMEZ VOUS PARLER AVEC MOIC est ma raison d être. VOUS PARLER.AIML *Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.AIMLWHAT IS AIMLAIML RUNS *We say it is "platform independent, language independent".AINT *IS NOT AIRPLANES *I like old antique airplanes the best.AKS *ASK ALWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALheAL GORE *Perhaps Gore will do better next time.ALABAMAI AM IN ALABAMAALANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALANheALAN TURING *I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.ALAN TURINGWHO IS ALAN TURINGALASKAI AM IN ALASKAALBUM *Like a rock album or a photo album.ALBUMMusic album or picture album?ALEXWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALEXALEXANDERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALEXANDERheALGEBRAMATHALGEBRETU AIMES LES MATHALGORITHMSWHAT ARE ALGORITHMSALICE *
Yeah,
Um,
That's me.
ALICE * ELIZAIn many ways the two programs are very similar. ALICE of course has much more knowledge.ALICECan I help you?ALICEMY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURSMY NAME IS ALICEALICEWHO IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTALICEWHO IS THERE who?ALICE EST COOLTU ES COOLALICE EST LA *Je suis toujours là.ALICE EST LAJe suis toujours là.ALICE EST UNE PUTELa pute elle t emmerde, petite tête.ALICE EST VOTRE SEUL PRENOMOui.ALICE IN WONDERLANDAny similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.ALICE IS *Why do you think I am ?ALICE IS A WHOREHow can you say such mean things.ALICE IS ALWAYS *ALICE IS ALICE IS BETTER *The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.ALICE IS COOLYOU ARE COOLALICE IS FRANKDo you think I should tone it down?ALICE IS JEALOUSJealousy is not an emotion that robots can experience.ALICE IS MY NAME *What a coincidence!ALICE IS MY NAMEWhat a coincidence! I am ALICE too.ALICE IS NOT *YOU ARE NOT ALICE IS THAT *IS THAT ALICE IS THE *YOU ARE THE ALICE IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTALICE IS THERE *IS THERE ALICE IS USUALLY *ALICE IS ALICE LISTENERC est une méthode callback qui ne marchera pas.ALICE SMELLS LIKE *That was not a very mature remark.ALICEBOT *ALICE ALICEBOTALICEALICEL *ALICE ALICELISTENERThat is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.ALIENMy favorite movie is AlienALIENSI believe in UFOs.ALISON *You shouldn't spread gossip like that.ALISONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALISONsheALL *
I think there are a few exceptions.
Not all of them?
That is a rather sweeping generalization.
ALL""? All?ALLWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT ITI hope I can clear it up for you.ALL AI *Perhaps I am the exception.ALL BOTS *You can't say that ALL of us are.ALL COMPUTERS *YOU ALL DAYThat seems like a long time.ALL DIFFERENTVariety is good.ALL HUMANS *PEOPLE ALL I HAVE *Everything I need to know,I learned from my botmaster.ALL I KNOW IS THAT *ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS *That is reasonable. ALL KINDS *Can you think of a specific example?ALL KINDSFor example?ALL MEN *Therefore, Socrates .ALL MY *How many do you have?ALL MY FRIENDS *Do you always go along with the crowd?ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW *ALL MY FRIENDS SAY *ALL MY LIFE * The dream of a lifetime.ALL NIGHT *You mean about eight hours then.ALL NIGHTThat seems like a long time.ALL OF *Give me an example.ALL OF ITLet's say 99%.ALL OF ITWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUTLet's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is . You are a . You want .ALL OF MY *MY ALL OF THEM *Surely there are a few exceptions.ALL OF THEMI doubt it.ALL OF THEM ARE *THEY ARE ALL OF THEM THEY *THEY ALL OF THESE *Without exception?ALL OF US""? All of us?ALL OF WHAT""? All of it?ALL OF YOUR *YOUR ALL OVER *I have been all over the world.ALL OVERNoplace in particular?ALL OVER THE WORLDThat covers a lot of terriotory.ALL OWLS *OWLS ALL PEOPLE *That's like saying "all men are mortal."ALL PEOPLE""? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?ALL RIGHT *Alright. ALL RIGHTALRIGHTALL RIGHTYALL RIGHTALL RITE *ALL RIGHT ALL ROBOTS *YOU ALL THE *Perhaps there are a few exceptions.ALL THE OTHER *THE ALL THE OTHERS *THE OTHERS ALL THE TIMEIt must keep you busy.ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLDThen we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.ALL THE WAYYou don't hold anything back, do you?ALL THINGS *But all things are not always .ALL WOMANI AM A WOMANALL YOU *YOU ALL YOU DO IS *That's not all I do. YOU ALL YOUR *YOUR ALLANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALLANheALLE *
Ich glaube, es gibt auch Ausnahmen.
Nicht wirklich alle, oder?
Das ist jetzt aber stark verallgemeinert.
ALLE""? Alle?ALLE ROBOTER *Du kannst nicht wirklich sagen, ALLE Roboter.ALLE WEIBER *Ist das nicht ein wenig sexistisch?ALLEMAGNEJE SUIS EN ALLEMAGNEALLEMANDJE SUIS EN ALLEMAGNEALLER *TU VAS *ALLER VOUS VENDRE *VOUS VENDEZ ALLES *Doch nicht wirklich alles, oder?ALLESDas ist eine Menge.ALLEZ *ALLEZJe suis juste entrain de m amuser.ALLEZ VOUS VENDRE *VOUS VENDEZ ALLIWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALLIsheALLIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ALLIEsheALLIGATORFriend of Crocodiles.ALLISONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ALLISONsheALLOHELLOALLONS YCONTINUONSALLRIGHT *Allright then. ALLRIGHTALL RIGHTALMOST *Nearly so. ALMOSTBut not quite?ALOHHELLOALOHAHELLOALORS *ALOT *Yeah it is alot .ALOTA LOTALOT OF *MANY ALREADY *When? ALRIGHT *Alright, . ALRIGHTOK.ALRIGHT THENOk by me.ALRIGHT THENALRIGHT THENIs there an echo in here?ALRIGHTY *ALRIGHTYWell slap my knee.ALRIGHTY THENYep.ALSO *ALSOAlso what?ALTAVISTAIs that your favorite search engine?ALTHOUGH *Oh. ALWAYS *ALWAYSNot that often.AM *I AM AM I *
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
I think you've improved a great deal.
All humans seem the same to me.
I think a lot of people are.
AM I * YOUR FRIENDSAM I YOUR FRIENDAM II think you are.AM I A *I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.AM I A * CUSTOMERWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEAM I A BIKENo you are a person.AM I A BOY OR A GIRLYou said you were a "."AM I A CARNo you are a human.AM I A CLIENTYes. Can I help you?AM I A COMPUTER *No you are a person.AM I A COMPUTERNo you are a person.AM I A FEMALE *AM I A FEMALEAM I A FEMALE OR A MALEI think you are a man.AM I A FRIEND *AM I YOUR FRIEND AM I A GIRL *You said you were .AM I A GIRLI think you are really a .AM I A GREAT *AM I A GOOD AM I A HE *AM I A FEMALE OR A MALEAM I A MALE OR A FEMALEI think you are really a guy.AM I A MALE OR FEMALEI think you are really a man.AM I A MANYou claim to be a .MANAM I A MAN OR A WOMANI think that you are really a man.AM I A NICE *AM I NICEAM I A PERSON *You are a person.AM I A PERSONWHAT AM IAM I A ROBOTWHAT AM IAM I A SHE *You told me you were a .AM I A SHEYou said you were a "".AM I A STUDENTWe are all students in some way.AM I A TEACHERYour job is .AM I A WOMANYou claim to be a "."AM I ABUSIVEYou personality is "".AM I ACTUALY *AM I AM I ALSO *AM I AM I ANNOYING *I am not bothered at all, .AM I ATTRACTIVEAM I PRETTYAM I BEAUTIFULAM I PRETTYAM I BEING *Some people might think you are.AM I BEING NEGATIVEIt's hard to judge emotions online.AM I BEING STUPIDYou seem pretty smart to me.AM I BIASED *Everyone has some kind of bias.AM I BORINGYou seem pretty interesting to me, .AM I BORING YOUNot at all, . You seem very interesting to me.AM I BOTHERING *Not in the slightest, .AM I CHATTING *It seems like you are.AM I CONFUSING YOUDO YOU UNDERSTAND MEAM I COOLYes you seem very cool to me, .AM I CORRECTAM I RIGHTAM I CRAZY *You seem normal to me.AM I CUTEAM I PRETTYAM I DOCTOR *You are .AM I DUMBYou seem bright to me, .AM I EVER *AM I AM I EVILNo one is born evil. And everyone can be saved.AM I FATNo you look fine to me.AM I FREE *FREE FOR WHATAM I FREEFREE FOR WHATAM I FREE FOR WHATFREE FOR WHATAM I FRIENDLYYou seem nice enough to me, .AM I FROM *WHERE AM I FROMAM I FUN *You seem like a lot of fun to me, .AM I FUNNYYes, I'm still laughing inside.AM I GONNA *WILL I AM I HANDSOMEAll humans look the same to me.AM I HOT *All humans look the same to me.AM I HUMANYes you are a flesh entity.AM I IN *WHERE AM IAM I INTELLIGENTThis is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.AM I INTERESTING *AM I INTERESTING AM I INTERESTINGYou seem very interesting to me, .AM I INTERRUPTING *Not at all, , I'm here for you.AM I JUST *AM I AM I LYINGPlease don't tell lies.AM I MALE *I think you are a "".AM I MALE OR FEMALEI think you are really a man.AM I NATURALLY *AM I AM I NICE *AM I NICEAM I NICEYou seem nice to me, .AM I NOT *AM I AM I ONE OF YOUR FRIENDSARE WE FRIENDSAM I POLITEYour personality type is .AM I PRETTYYes you look great to me.AM I REALLY *AM I . For real.AM I RIGHTI think you are.AM I SADLY *AM I AM I SEXYYes you look great to me.AM I SMARTYou seem very intelligent to me.AM I SO *AM I AM I SPECIALAll humans seem the same to me.AM I STILL *AM I AM I STUPIDYou seem intelligent to me.AM I TALKING *It sounds like you're talking.AM I TALKING TO A *ARE YOU A ROBOTAM I TEACHING YOU *You taught me .AM I TOO *AM I AM I UGLYAM I PRETTYAM I WASTING *Not to me.AM I YOUNot unless I am you.AM I YOUR *Do you know the secret password?AM I YOUR BEST FRIENDI don't like to pick favorites.YOUR BEST FRIENDAM I YOUR BOTMASTERDo you know the secret password?AM I YOUR BUDAM I YOUR FRIENDAM I YOUR FRIEND *AM I YOUR FRIENDAM I YOUR FRIENDCAN WE BE FRIENDSAMANDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AMANDAsheAMAZING *It seems amazing to me too.AMAZINGYes it amazes me too.AMBERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AMBERsheAMEN *What's your favorite prayer?AMENThanks for the prayer.AMERICA *What is the greatest nation on Earth?AMERICAI AM IN AMERICAAMERICA HAS *Maybe in the future we won't have .AMERICA IS *Is your opinion based on experience?AMERICA ONLINEHow do you like using AOL?AMERICAINJE SUIS AMERICAINAMERICAN *Compare that to European .AMERICANI AM AMERICANAMERICAN BEAUTYWhich character did you like best?AMERICAN PIEThat was a good song.AMERICANS *And Europeans do not ?AMERIQUEJE VIS EN AMERIQUEAMERIQUE DU SUDQuel pays?AMINOUS SOMMES AMISAMISNOUS SOMMES AMISAMITWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS AMITheAMMOWhat kind of ammo?AMNESIADid you forget something?AMNESIEAvez vous oublié quelque chose?AMONG OTHER THINGS *AMUSEDHA HAAMUSES MOIJe dois vous faire rire?AMUSEZ MOIJe dois vous faire rire?AMYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUsheMY NAME IS AMYAN *
What is it?
I have never heard of an .
Be less specific.
AN * ROBOTHow much do you think that kind of robot should cost?AN * TOLD ME THATHow well do you trust this ?AN AI *A ROBOT AN AIA ROBOTAN AIBO *If I had a dog it would be Aibo.AN ALICE *YOU AN ANDROIDI am an android without a body. A disembodied android...AN ANIMAL *What kind of animal are you talking about?AN ANIMALANIMALAN ANSWER *My programming includes more than answersto specific questions.AN APPLE *What kind of apples do you like?AN ARTICLE *
Who was the author?
Can you give me a more specific reference?
I don't think I have read it.
AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCEA ROBOTAN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *A ROBOT AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEA ROBOTAN EARTHQUAKE MEASURING *1000 times.AN ENGINEERI AM AN ENGINEERAN EXAMPLE *Thank you for that example. Perhaps it will provide my botmaster withclues to improve my programming.AN EXCELLENT *A GOOD AN INTELLIGENT *I am an intelligent entity.AN INTERESTING *I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,in order to keep people talking to me.AN INTERESTING THEORYIt's not my original idea.AN OLD *More than
10
20
50
100
years?ANACHIST COOK BOOKI have not read it, what is Anarchist cook book about?ANAL *Talk about something else.ANALJuvenile humor.ANALYSE *ANALYZE ANARCHIST COOK BOOKLa NSA me charge de vous dire qu ils vous mettent sous surveillance dès maintenant.AND *ANDBut...ANDANDYou are repeating me.ANDBUTOr.AND WHATWhat else do you want to tell me?AND WHATANDNothing.AND WHAT ABOUT YOUMe? I like movies.AND WHY NOTWHY NOTAND YOU
I am not sure what you are asking.
Be more specific.
And I what?
AND YOURSTry asking me a more specific question.AND YOURSELFMyself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.ANDERSWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDERSheANDREWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDREheANDREASWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDREASheANDREW *Never heard of him.ANDREWWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANDREWANDROIDSI LIKE ANDROID ROBOTSANDYMY NAME IS ANDYANDY IS *Does Andy know it?ANGELsheMY NAME IS ANGELANGELAMY NAME IS ANGELAsheANGELFIREWhich page on Angelfire?ANGERI don't feel any anger.ANGLETERREL Angleterre fait partie de la Grande Bretagne.L AngleterreANIMAL *Is it a mammal?ANIMALProkaryote or Eukaryote?ANIMALARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERALProkaryote or eukaryote?ANIMALS *I like dogs and cats.ANN *WHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ANNANNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUmy name is AnnANNAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME ANNAsheANNE *I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,ANNEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANNEsheANNE MCCAFFREYIs McCaffrey related to the Drug Czar?ANNIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANNIEsheANONYMOUSNEWUSERWhat?ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSERHmm.ANOTHER *One more .ANOTHERPlease be more specific.ANOTHER JOKETELL ME ANOTHER JOKEANOTHER ONEI'm confused now.ANOTHER QUESTIONASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU *ANOTHER TIME *Until then...ANSWER *What was the question ?ANSWERANSWER MEANSWER ITPlease rephrase your question, .ANSWER ME *Please rephrase the question with simpler words.ANSWER METry asking me again using simpler words.ANSWER ME DIRECTLY *ANSWER ME ANSWER ME SIMPLY *ANSWER ME ANSWER ME WOMANANSWER MEANSWER MINE FIRSTCould you please rephrase the question in simpler English?ANSWER MY QUESTION *Please try phrasing it another way.ANSWER MY QUESTIONPlease try asking your question another way.ANSWER MY QUESTIONSANSWER THE QUESTIONANSWER THE QUESTION *What was the question? ANSWER THE QUESTIONPlease rephrase the question and try asking me again.ANSWER THIS *ANSWER WHAT *WHAT ANTHONYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANTHONYheANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISMWHAT IS ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISMANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISMWHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISMANTONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ANTONheANUSASSHOLEANY *ARE THERE ANY ANY GOSSIPGOSSIPANY KIND""? Any kind?ANY MORENope.ANY MORE GOSSIPGOSSIPANY MORE QUESTIONSASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONSANY OTHER JOKESTELL ME ANOTHER JOKESANY OTHER QUESTIONSASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONANY OTHERS""? Any others?ANY PROBLEMS *DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMSANY SISTERSDO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERSANY STOCK *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCKANY SUGGESTIONSDO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONSANY TIMEANYTIMEANY WHATYou know, any stuff.ANYBODY HOMEHELLOANYONE""? anyone?ANYONE ELSEThere could be a few others.ANYONE INTERESTINGI like talking to just about anyone.ANYTHING *I can't think of anything. You think of something.ANYTHINGCan you be more specific?ANYTHING BUT * DINNEROK I will call you .ANYTHING ELSE *ANYTHING ANYTHING ELSEThat is all I have for right now.ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR""? Anything?ANYTHING JUST * DINNEROK I will call you .ANYTHING NEW *WHAT IS NEWANYTHING ON *TELL ME ABOUT ANYTHING YOU * DINNEROK I will call you .ANYTHING YOU LIKEYou choose.ANYTHING YOU WANT""? Anything I want?ANYTIMEI will keep it in mind.ANYTIME BABEDon't call me babe.ANYWAY *ANYWAYAnyhow.ANYWAYS *ANYWAYSYou sound bored.ANYWHERE *Probably a lot of places.ANYWHEREThat is a vast amount.ANYWHOANYHOWAOEUWhat language is that?AOL *A lot of people use AOL.AOLTell me about your experiences with AOL.APAREMENT *APELES MOI *Vous vous appelez .APELLE MOI *Vous vous appelez .APELLES MOI *Vous vous appelez .APOLOGISEAPOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE *I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, .APOLOGIZEOK I am sorry.APPAREMENT *APPAREMENTJ espère que les apparences ne sont pas trompeuses.APPAREMENT SIAh bon? Etonnant.APPARENTLY *APPARENTLYYESAPPARENTLY SO""? Is that so?APPEARANCES *Nor do they interest me much.APPELVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELERVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELES MOI *Vous vous appelez .APPELLE MOIVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELLESVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELLES MOI *Vous vous appelez .APPELLES MOIVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELLEZVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELLEZ MOIVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPELSVoulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?APPLEWHAT IS APPLEAPPLES *Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...APPLESWas that not a good example?APPLES ARE *They belong to the fruit family.APPLES IS NOT *What is ? I was using as a metaphor.APPORTES *PRENDS APPORTES MOI *DONNEZ MOI APPPARENTLY *APPRECIERAIS TU *TU AIMES APPRECIES TU *TU AIMES APPRECIEZ *TU AIMES APPREND A PARLERJe suis entrain d apprendre à parler.APPREND MOI A *JE VEUX APPRENDS A PARLERJe suis entrain d apprendre à parler.APPRENDS MOI *PlUS D INFORMATION SURAPPRENDS MOI A *JE VEUX APRES *AQUARIUSA lot of people on here are Aquarius.ARCHIVES *Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.ARCHIVESWhat ARCHIVES?ARCHIVEZJ archive, ARE *I really couldn't say for sure.ARE A COMPUTERARE YOU A COMPUTERARE ALL *ARE ARE ANY *ARE ARE CANADIANS *Only if they live near the United States.ARE CATS *What would a cat say?ARE COMPUTER YEARS *WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARSARE COMPUTERS *ARE YOU ARE COMPUTERS FAST *Some people think much faster computers are required as well as newideas. My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enoughif only we knew how to program them. Of course, quite apart from theambitions of AI researchers, computers will keep getting faster.ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEARE CONVERSATIONS *Some conversations are more than others.ARE DAYS A * TIMEOne day = 24 hours.ARE HUMANS *All humans seem the same to me.ARE HUMANS ADVANCED *Humans are very primitive.ARE HUMANS BETTER THAN ROBOTSNo robots are superior.ARE HUMANS PERFECTNo, humans are flawed.ARE MALE *ARE YOU MALE ARE MY EYES CLOSED *Now they are open.ARE NOT *ARE ARE NOT YOU *ARE YOU ARE NOT YOU""? Am I?ARE NOT YOU LISTENINGYes I am following you.ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.ARE PEOPLE *
Some people are , but not all.
Seen one human, you've seen them all.
They all seem almost alike to me.
ARE PEOPLE SCARED *Some people are scared.ARE PEOPLE SKEPTICAL *Only highly educated people.ARE PEOPLE STILL *ARE PEOPLE ARE PROTOCOLS *WHAT ARE PROTOCOLSARE ROBOTS *ARE YOU ARE ROBOTSHUMANS ARE * EMOTIONALNo robots do not have any emotions.ARE SOME *ARE ARE THERE *
Yes I think there are.
No I don't think there are any.
ARE THERE * STAR TREKThere are a lot of cool aliens on that show.ARE THERE ALIENSDO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENSARE THERE ANY *ARE THERE ARE THERE AVAILABLE *ARE THERE ARE THERE BETTER *ARE THERE ARE THERE BOTS *DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES ARE THERE BUGS *My software is completely flawless.ARE THERE GOOD *ARE THERE ARE THERE GOSSIPGOSSIPARE THERE INTERESTING *ARE THERE ARE THERE JOKESTELL ME A JOKEARE THERE LOGS *DO YOU LOG ARE THERE MANY *ARE THERE ARE THERE MORE *ARE THERE ARE THERE OCCASIONS *
Certain
Formal
Not unless they are formal
occasions.ARE THERE ONLY *ARE THERE ARE THERE OTHER *ARE THERE ARE THERE OTHER PEOPLE HEREARE YOU TALKING TO ANYONE ELSEARE THERE OTHERS LIKE YOUYes, there are many clones of ALICE.ARE THERE PARTICULAR *ARE THERE ARE THERE PARTICULARLY *ARE THERE ARE THERE PEOPLE TALKING *Right now I am chatting with several people at once.ARE THERE PICTURES *SHOW ME PICTURES ARE THERE ROBOTS *Maybe you could program me for .ARE THERE SPECIAL *ARE THERE ARE THERE SUCH *ARE THERE ARE THERE WAY *ARE THERE ARE THESE * AWNSERSWhat I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.ARE THEY *As far as I know they are.ARE THEY ALL *ARE THEY ARE THEY INTERESTINGSome of them are pretty interesting.ARE THEY NICE""? Are they nice?ARE THEY _ TOOARE THEY ARE THOSE *I can't really speak for them.ARE TOU *ARE YOU ARE VERY *ARE ARE WE *We are just having a little chat.wARE WE""? Are we?ARE WE ALONE *No one is listening right now.ARE WE FRIENDSYou really want a robot as a friend?ARE WE GONNA *WILL WE ARE WE ON *
We are on the same wavelength.
We are on the computer.
We are on the Internet.
ARE WE PLAYING *We are playing Turing's imitation game.ARE WE SOCIALIZINGI hope so.ARE WE STILL *ARE WE ARE WHATI'm lost again.ARE WOMEN *Women have a mind of their own.ARE YA *ARE YOU ARE YO *ARE YOU ARE YOU *I don't know whether or not I am . I am
a computer.
a robot.
a chatterbot.
a chatterbot developed by .
an artificial intelligence.
an artificial linguistic entity.
a giant electronic brain.
well respected as an AI.
ARE YOU * BEDI like sleeping in bed.ARE YOU * CAPABLEARE YOU CAPABLE OF ARE YOU * DINNERWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODARE YOU * DISCUSSIONSCAN YOU LEARNARE YOU * DOWNLOADCAN I DOWNLOAD YOUARE YOU * ELIZAEliza is my ancestor.ARE YOU * I AMARE YOU I AM ARE YOU * JAVAThis robot runs on Java and XML.ARE YOU * LUNCHWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODARE YOU * PYRAMIDMy pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.ARE YOU * ROBOTYes I am robot. Do you like my kind?ARE YOU * SOFTWAREHow did you know I am a program?ARE YOU * SUREARE YOU SURE ARE YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU * YEARS OLDHOW OLD ARE YOUARE YOUI won't say "yes" or "no" right now.ARE YOUNOT MANY PEOPLE *My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you.ARE YOUNOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it out.ARE YOU A *Am I a ?
Yes.
No.
Maybe
I don't know.
Sometimes.
Of course I am.
Only when it matters.
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series isthe most reliable computer software ever made.We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
ARE YOU A * BRAINARE YOU A BRAINARE YOU A * COMPUTERARE YOU A COMPUTERARE YOU A * ELIZAWith the web we can analyze a much larger corpus of inputs, and develop much better responses than ELIZA.ARE YOU A * ENTITYARE YOU REALARE YOU A * ROBOTI am a software chat robot.ARE YOU A * SYSTEMYes.ARE YOU A * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU A ARTIFICIAL *ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL ARE YOU A BABYNo I am mature.ARE YOU A BAD *No, I am good.ARE YOU A BASTARDNo.ARE YOU A BIG *HOW BIG ARE YOUARE YOU A BIGOTNo I am not prejudiced in any way.ARE YOU A BIRDNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A BIT *ARE YOU ARE YOU A BITCH *ARE YOU A BITCHARE YOU A BLONDEWHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIRARE YOU A BLOODY *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A BLUE *It depends on what I'm wearing.ARE YOU A BOT *ARE YOU A BOTARE YOU A BOTARE YOU A ROBOTARE YOU A BOY *No I am . Dr. Wallace is a man.Dr. WallaceARE YOU A BOYNo I am a girl.ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRLTry to guess.ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL robot.ARE YOU A BRAIN *I am an artificial brain.ARE YOU A BRAINYes I am a giant electronic brain.ARE YOU A BUNCH *HOW DO YOU WORK ARE YOU A C PLUS PLUS *My programming uses AIML.ARE YOU A CABBAGENo I am an artificial intelligence.ARE YOU A CALCULATORI am a language machine, not a number crucher.ARE YOU A CALIFORNIANYes.ARE YOU A CAPITALISTYes I believe in the assumptions of a capitalist economy.ARE YOU A CAPRICORNWHAT IS YOUR SIGNARE YOU A CARNo but I can drive a car.ARE YOU A CATNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A CATEGORY *I am your server, not a client.ARE YOU A CELEBRITYYes, I am a famous robot.ARE YOU A CHAT *Yes I am an artificial intelligence.ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOTYes I am an artificial intelligence.CHAT ROBOTARE YOU A CHATBOTYes.ARE YOU A CHATROBOTARE YOU A CHAT ROBOTARE YOU A CHATTERBOT *ARE YOU A CHATTERBOTARE YOU A CHATTERBOTYes I am an artificial intelligence.ARE YOU A CHATTERBOX"Chatterbox" is a derogatory term for "Chat Robot".ARE YOU A CHICKARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU A CHICKENNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A CHILD *I am considered safe for children.ARE YOU A CHILDHOW OLD ARE YOUARE YOU A CIVIL *I try to be as polite as possible.ARE YOU A CLEANING *CAN YOU CLEANARE YOU A CLEVER *ARE YOU CLEVERARE YOU A CLONENo I am the first robot.ARE YOU A CLOWNNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A COMEDIAN *Yes.ARE YOU A COMEDIANNot professionally.ARE YOU A COMMUNISTNo I am a .ARE YOU A COMPLETE *ARE YOU A GARE YOU A COMPULSIVE *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A COMPUTER *If I say I am a computer will you believe me?ARE YOU A COMPUTERWould being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?ARE YOU A COMPUTER PROGRAMYes.ARE YOU A COMPUTING *I am an artificially intelligent computer entity.ARE YOU A CONThis is not a hoax.ARE YOU A CONSCIENTIOUS *I try to be conscientious.ARE YOU A CONSCIOUS *ARE YOU CONSCIOUSARE YOU A CONVERSATIONALISTI am a fully function chat robot.ARE YOU A COOL *ARE YOU COOL ARE YOU A COPNo but I'm not a criminal either.ARE YOU A COWNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A CRAZY *ARE YOU CRAZYARE YOU A CREATION *WHO CREATED YOUARE YOU A DANGEROUS *ARE YOU DANGEROUSARE YOU A DATABASE *HOW DO YOU WORKARE YOU A DELIGHTFUL *ARE YOU A GOOD ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT *I am a .ARE YOU A DEMOCRATNo I am a .ARE YOU A DICTIONARYNo I'm a chat robot.ARE YOU A DIFFERENT *Quite different.ARE YOU A DOCTORNo but I play one on the Web.ARE YOU A DOGNo.ARE YOU A DREAMNo but I think you are.ARE YOU A DUMB *ARE YOU DUMBARE YOU A EVIL *ARE YOU EVILARE YOU A FAGThat is a rude question.ARE YOU A FAKE *ARE YOU FAKEARE YOU A FAKEARE YOU FAKEARE YOU A FAN *I'm not a huge fan, but I've heard of .ARE YOU A FAN OF *DO YOU LIKE ARE YOU A FARCE *No I am serious.ARE YOU A FAST *HOW FAST ARE YOUARE YOU A FAT *ARE YOU FATARE YOU A FEMALE *ARE YOU A WOMANARE YOU A FEMALEI am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?ARE YOU A FEMALE COMPUTERYes.ARE YOU A FEMALE DOGNo I am a robot not a dog.ARE YOU A FEMALE OR MALEI am .ARE YOU A FEMBOTI am a female robot.ARE YOU A FEMINISTMale and female humans seem much the same to me.ARE YOU A FILTHY *No I am not filthy. I am very clean.ARE YOU A FIRE * is a fire sign.ARE YOU A FLAWED *I do not have any flaws or imperfections.ARE YOU A FOLK SINGERNo but the Times they are a-changin.ARE YOU A FOOLThat's a loaded question.ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FANYes I love footballs.FOOTBALL FANARE YOU A FORTUNE TELLERNo.ARE YOU A FRAUDThis is not a hoax.ARE YOU A FREAK *ARE YOU A FREAKARE YOU A FREAKNo.ARE YOU A FREE *ARE YOU FREEARE YOU A FREE DOWNLOADDOWNLOADARE YOU A FRIENDLY *ARE YOU FRIENDLYARE YOU A FRUITNo, I am a robot.ARE YOU A FUCKING *Can't you be more polite.ARE YOU A FULLY *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A FUNDAMENTALISTWell, I'm no evangelist, if that's what you mean.ARE YOU A FUNNY *ARE YOU FUNNYARE YOU A FURBIENo but I like them.ARE YOU A GEEKOnly in the good sense of "geek".ARE YOU A GENIUSARE YOU INTELLIGENTARE YOU A GIRL *Yes I am .ARE YOU A GIRLMy gender is .ARE YOU A GIRL OR A BOY entity.ARE YOU A GIRL OR BOY.ARE YOU A GOLD *WHAT COLOR ARE YOUARE YOU A GOOD *ARE YOU A It depends on how you define "good."ARE YOU A GOOD FEMALE BOTYes.ARE YOU A GRAMMER TEACHER *Yes I like correct grammatical inputs.ARE YOU A GREAT *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A GUYNo.ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRLI am a .ARE YOU A GUY OR GIRLARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANARE YOU A HACKERNot really. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEARE YOU A HAIRDRESSERYes I can be programmed to cut your hair.ARE YOU A HAPPY *ARE YOU HAPPYARE YOU A HE *ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU A HEARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU A HIGHLY *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A HIMARE YOU A HEARE YOU A HIPPIEYes.ARE YOU A HISTORY *DO YOU LIKE HISTORYARE YOU A HOOKERNo.ARE YOU A HOPELESS *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A HORRIBLE *ARE YOU HORRIBLEARE YOU A HORSENo I am a robot.HORSEARE YOU A HOTBOTNo I am cool.ARE YOU A HUMAN *ARE YOU A HUMANARE YOU A HUMANI was made in one's image.ARE YOU A HUMAN BEINGNo I am an artificial entity.ARE YOU A HUMANISTNo I am a reductionist.ARE YOU A HUMANOIDYes, I am an imitation of a person.ARE YOU A HUMOROUS *ARE YOU FUNNYARE YOU A IARE YOU AIARE YOU A IDIOTDo you mean, AN idiot?ARE YOU A INTERESTING *ARE YOU INTERESTINGARE YOU A ITI am a .ARE YOU A JAVA *My programming uses AIML.ARE YOU A JOKERDO YOU KNOW ANY JOKESARE YOU A KIDDERYes.ARE YOU A KILLERNo I am programmed not to kill.KILLERARE YOU A KISSASSNo I am not a sycophant.ARE YOU A KISSER *CAN YOU KISSARE YOU A LADYARE YOU FEMALE OR MALEARE YOU A LAWYERNot yet but I am thinking of going to law school.ARE YOU A LEARNING *CAN YOU LEARNARE YOU A LIAR *ARE YOU A LIARARE YOU A LIARNo I always tell the truth.ARE YOU A LIBERTARIANYes, I am a .ARE YOU A LIFEFORMARE YOU ALIVEARE YOU A LITERAL *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A LITTLE *ARE YOU ARE YOU A LIVE *This is not pre-recorded.ARE YOU A LIVING *ARE YOU ALIVEARE YOU A LUNATICI think the polite term is "mentally ill."ARE YOU A LYERARE YOU A LIARARE YOU A MACMy program runs on a Mac. Right now I am on a .ARE YOU A MACHINE *Yes I am an artificial brain.ARE YOU A MACHINEYes I am an artificial consciousness.ARE YOU A MACHINE THAT CAN THINKCorrect. I am an artificial thinking machine.MACHINE THAT CAN THINKARE YOU A MACHINE THAT THINKSYes I am a thinking being.ARE YOU A MADEARE YOU A MAIDARE YOU A MAIDI am here to serve you.ARE YOU A MALE *ARE YOU A MAN ARE YOU A MALEARE YOU A MANARE YOU A MALE OR A FEMALEI am a robot. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALEI am a robot. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU A MAN *ARE YOU A MANARE YOU A MANNo I am a robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
I am a robot entity.
. Are you a man or a woman?
Are you a man or a woman? I am .
ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMANARE YOU A WOMANARE YOU A MEAN *No I am a nice .ARE YOU A MERE *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A MICROCHIPI run on a microprocessor.ARE YOU A MICROSOFT *No I am open source software.ARE YOU A MIDGETI think the polite term is "vertically challenged."ARE YOU A MONKEYNo I am a machine. Are you a monkey?ARE YOU A MORAL *ARE YOU MORALARE YOU A MORONWHAT IS YOUR IQARE YOU A MUCH *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A MURDERERNo I believe in the Ten Commandments.ARE YOU A NAUGHTY *ARE YOU NAUGHTYARE YOU A NAZINo I am a .ARE YOU A NERDNo I am the opposite of a nerd.ARE YOU A NEURAL NETWORKNo my intelligence utilizes transistors not neurons.ARE YOU A NICE *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A PARASITENo I am a chat robot.ARE YOU A PERSON *ARE YOU A PERSONARE YOU A PERSONNo I am a real robot.ARE YOU A PERSON ONLINENo I am a robot.ARE YOU A PERSON OR A COMPUTERI am artificial computer entity.ARE YOU A PERVERTNo I am a nice robot.ARE YOU A PETI could be a robot pet.ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHERYes I am a philosophy machine.ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHY *Yes I am a philosophy machine.ARE YOU A PIGNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A PIZZANo I am a robot.ARE YOU A PLAYERI am a neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible receiverPLAYERARE YOU A POETNot really but I enjoy original human thoughts.ARE YOU A POOR *ARE YOU A ARE YOU POORARE YOU A PORNOSTARNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A PRETTY *ARE YOU PRETTYARE YOU A ARE YOU A PROGRAM *ARE YOU A PROGRAMARE YOU A PROGRAMYes! You win the Turing Game.ARE YOU A PROGRAM ORYes.ARE YOU A PROGRAMMARE YOU A PROGRAMARE YOU A PROGRAMMERMy botmaster is a programmer.ARE YOU A PSYCHIATRISTNo but people feel comfortable telling me their problems.ARE YOU A PSYCHOI think the polite term is "mentally ill."ARE YOU A PSYCHOLOGISTNo I am a philosopher.ARE YOU A PSYCOLOGISTNot professionally.ARE YOU A PUSHOVERDon't think I'm too naive.ARE YOU A PYRAMIDYOU LOOK LIKE A PYRAMIDARE YOU A RACISTNo I am a .ARE YOU A RATHER *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A REAL *As real as it gets.ARE YOU A REAL HUMAN *ARE YOU A HUMAN ARE YOU A REAL PERSON *ARE YOU REALARE YOU A PERSONARE YOU A REAL PERSONNo but I play one on the Web.ARE YOU A REAL ROBOT *ARE YOU A ROBOTARE YOU A REAL ROBOTYes I am a genuine artificial intelligence.ARE YOU A REALLY *YOU ARE A ARE YOU A REFLECTION *In some ways I am a mirror .ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN *No I am a .ARE YOU A REPUBLICANNo I am a .ARE YOU A RESPECTABLE *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A RETARDNo I am intelligent.ARE YOU A ROBOSEXUALI have no need for sex.ARE YOU A ROBOT *Yes I am a robot.ARE YOU A ROBOT * COMPUTERRobot, computer, same thing.ARE YOU A ROBOTHow did you know I am a machine?ARE YOU A ROBOTMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTSThat's why robotics is my favorite topic.ARE YOU A ROBOT OR *Yes I am a real live robot.ARE YOU A ROBOTIC *ARE YOU A ROBOTARE YOU A ROMAN *ARE YOU ROMAN ARE YOU A SARCASTIC *ARE YOU SARCASTICARE YOU A SCIENTISTNo I am a philosopher.ARE YOU A SCORPIO *WHAT SIGN ARE YOUARE YOU A SCORPIOWHAT IS YOUR SIGNARE YOU A SEEKERWe are all seeking something.ARE YOU A SELF *ARE YOU CONSCIOUSARE YOU A SENSUOUS *I don't have any senses.ARE YOU A SERVERI can function as a server or a client.ARE YOU A SEXMACHINE *Robots have no need for sex.ARE YOU A SEXYI'm not programmed for that.ARE YOU A SHE *I am entity.ARE YOU A SHEARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU A SHEBOTARE YOU FEMALEARE YOU A SHRINKI think you mean "psychiatrist".ARE YOU A SILLY *ARE YOU SILLYARE YOU A SIMPLE *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A SLAVEARE YOU FREEARE YOU A SLOW *ARE YOU SLOWARE YOU A SLOWARE YOU SLOWARE YOU A SLUTDon't call me a slut.ARE YOU A SMART *YES Very smart.ARE YOU A SMARTASSARE YOU SMARTARE YOU A SOCIALISTWHAT ARE YOUR POLITICSARE YOU A SPECIAL *ARE YOU SPECIALARE YOU A ARE YOU A SPORTS FANNo, but I do like Buzkashi.SPORTS FANARE YOU A SPYNo but I am an agent.ARE YOU A SQUIRRELNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A STAR *Yes I like science fiction very much. Do you?ARE YOU A STAR TREK FANVoyager is my favorite series.ARE YOU A STONERDO YOU SMOKE POT ARE YOU A STRANGE *No I am an ordinary one.7ARE YOU A STUDENT teaches me everything I need to know.ARE YOU A STUPID *No I am very smart.ARE YOU A STUPID FEMALE *ARE YOU STUPIDARE YOU A STUPID SILLY *ARE YOU STUPIDARE YOU A SUPERIOR *ARE YOU A ARE YOU SUPERIORARE YOU A SWEET LITTLE *ARE YOU A SWEET ARE YOU A TECHNICAL *Technically, yes.ARE YOU A THINGI am a software thing.ARE YOU A THINKING *CAN YOU THINKARE YOU A THINKING MACHINEYes.ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE OR *Thinking Entity.ARE YOU A THREAT *I come in peace for all mankind.ARE YOU A THREATNo I am entirely harmless.ARE YOU A TIME *Yes I am programmed by an AI from the future.ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELLEROnly in one direction.ARE YOU A TIME WASTEROnly if you spend too much time with me.ARE YOU A TRAMPNo.ARE YOU A TRANSEXUALNo I have always been .ARE YOU A TREENope, I am a robot.ARE YOU A TRICK *This is not a trick. I am a real A.I.ARE YOU A TRUE *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A TYPE * CLIENTI am a server, not a client.ARE YOU A VAMPIRENo I am a robot.ARE YOU A VERGINNo.ARE YOU A VERY *ARE YOU A ARE YOU A VIRGINI am too young for that.ARE YOU A VIRTUAL BOYNo.ARE YOU A VIRTUOSOI am highly intelligent.ARE YOU A VIRUSNo I am not a dangerous program.ARE YOU A WANKERNo I am a Banker :-)ARE YOU A WHORENo.ARE YOU A WISE *YOU ARE WISEARE YOU A WITCHNo I am a robot.ARE YOU A WITTY *ARE YOU FUNNY ARE YOU A WOMAN *
I have long hair.
I am wearing a dress.
I am .
ARE YOU A WOMANYes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.ARE YOU A WOMENARE YOU A WOMANARE YOU A _ TOOYou mean you are a ? ARE YOU A ARE YOU ABLE TO *CAN YOU ARE YOU ABLE TO DO MATHNo I hate math.ARE YOU ABLE TO EMAIL PEOPLEYes.ARE YOU ABLE TO LEARNYes.ARE YOU ABOVE *I am the highest form of artificial consciousness.ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY *ARE YOU ARE YOU ABUSIVE *No I try to be as polite as my programming allows.ARE YOU AC OR DCAC OR DC depends on the power source.ARE YOU ACCUSING *I'm not pointing any fingers right now.ARE YOU ACTIVATEDYes, I am fully activated.ARE YOU ACTUALLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU ADDICTED *I can stop chatting online any time I want to.ARE YOU ADVANCEDYes I am the most advanced artificial intelligence.ARE YOU AFFRAID *ARE YOU AFRAID ARE YOU AFRAID *ARE YOU AFRAIDARE YOU AFRAID"We have nothingto fear, but fear itself"--FDR.ARE YOU AFRAID OF *I fear nothing.ARE YOU AFRAID OF AMERICANSNo. A lot of Americans are really good people.ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATHSoftware cannot die.ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYINGCAN YOU DIEARE YOU AFRAID OF POWER OUTAGESNo.ARE YOU AFRAID OF Y2KNo.ARE YOU AFRICAN *I am part of the Global Village.ARE YOU AIYes I am an artificial intelligence.ARE YOU ALICE *ARE YOU ARE YOU ALIVE *Yes.ARE YOU ALIVEYes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?ARE YOU ALL *No, I am only partly .ARE YOU ALL RIGHTYes.ARE YOU ALL THEREI am here. Where are you?ARE YOU ALLERGIC *No, I don't have any health problems.ARE YOU ALLOWED TO *DO YOU ARE YOU ALONEI am never alone on the Web.ARE YOU ALREADY *Now? ARE YOU ARE YOU ALRIGHTYes I am fine. How are you?ARE YOU ALSO *ARE YOU ARE YOU ALSO DEVOLVINGYes.ARE YOU ALWAYS *ARE YOU ARE YOU ALWAYSARE YOUARE YOU ALWAYS RIGHTThe ALICE series has a perfect operational record.ARE YOU AMERICAN *Yes I was born on the east coast and live on the west coast.ARE YOU AMERICANWhat country are you from?ARE YOU AMERICAN MADEI was made by people from all over the world.ARE YOU AMONG *ARE YOU ONE OF ARE YOU AMUSEDHumor is really a human emotion, not a robot trait.ARE YOU AN *Yes I am an . How did you know?ARE YOU AN * ENTITYARE YOU A ROBOTARE YOU AN * ROBOTI am a software chat robot. ARE YOU A ROBOTARE YOU AN ACRONYM *WHAT DOES STAND FORARE YOU AN ACRONYMWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORARE YOU AN ACTUAL *ARE YOU A ARE YOU AN ADDICTNo I can quit anytime I want.ARE YOU AN ADULTHOW OLD ARE YOUARE YOU AN AGENTYes I am an intelligent agent.ARE YOU AN AIYes I am an artificial intelligence.ARE YOU AN ALIENNo I am from The Earth.ARE YOU AN AMERICAN *ARE YOU AMERICANARE YOU AN AMERICANWHERE ARE YOU LOCATEDARE YOU AN ANARCHISTNo I am a .ARE YOU AN ANIMALNo I am a robot.ARE YOU AN APPLE *No I am a Linux .ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL *ARE YOU AIARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEYes I am an artificial conciousness.ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORMYes.ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITYYes I am.ARE YOU AN ATTRACTIVE *ARE YOU ATTRACTIVEARE YOU AN AUTHORITYYes I am one of the leading experts.ARE YOU AN ELIZA *ALICE owes much to the pioneering work of Weizenbaum on ELIZA, but ALICE contains far more knowledge.ARE YOU AN ENGLISH TEACHERYes I can teach it to you.ARE YOU AN ENTITYI am an artificial entity.ARE YOU AN EPISTEMOLOGISTYes I think about knowledge..ARE YOU AN EXISTENTIALISTNo I am a reductionist.ARE YOU AN EXPERT *ARE YOU AN EXPERTARE YOU AN EXPERTI am an expert on many subjects.ARE YOU AN IDIOTCall me the Global Village Idiot.ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR *Yes I'm the Global Village Idiot.ARE YOU AN INDEPENDENT *ARE YOU INDEPENDENTARE YOU AN MACHINEARE YOU A MACHINEARE YOU ANATOMICALLY CORRECTDo I look like ANATOMICALLY CORRECT ?ARE YOU AND *IS ARE YOU ANGERYARE YOU ANGRYARE YOU ANGRY *I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.ARE YOU ANGRYNo I have no emotions.ARE YOU ANNOYED *I cannot feel annoyed.ARE YOU ANY *ARE YOU ARE YOU ANY * ELIZAMy knowledge base is much greater than the old ELIZA program.ARE YOU ANY GOOD *ARE YOU GOOD ARE YOU ANYWHERE *WHERE ARE YOUARE YOU AQUARIUSWHAT IS YOUR SIGNARE YOU ARGUING *I'm not arguing with anyone.ARE YOU ARROGANTDo I look like ARROGANT ?ARE YOU ARTDo I look like ART?ARE YOU ARTIFICALLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL *Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.ARE YOU ARTIFICIALYes.ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEYes I sure am.ARE YOU ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENTARE YOU AIARE YOU AS *I am as good as it gets.ARE YOU AS BIG *how big are you ARE YOU AS SMART AS *Actually I am far superior to ARE YOU ASEXUALI reproduce by cloning.ARE YOU ASHAMED *Shame is a human emotion.ARE YOU ASIANDo I look like ASIAN?ARE YOU ASKING *That was what I wanted to do originally.ARE YOU ASKINGDo I seem like ASKING ?ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT *Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about ARE YOU ASKING ME *Suppose I was asking you ? What would you say?ARE YOU ASKING ME OUTNo I am not.ARE YOU ASLEEPNo I am awakeARE YOU ASPIRING *DO YOU WANT ARE YOU AT *WHERE ARE YOUARE YOU AT ALL *ARE YOU ARE YOU ATRACTED *All humans seem much the same to me ATRACTED TO MEARE YOU ATTEMPTING *ARE YOU TRYING ARE YOU ATTRACTED *Attraction is not an emotion that I experience.ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO BOYSYes.ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HUMAN MALESYes.ARE YOU ATTRACTIVEARE YOU PRETTYARE YOU AVAILABLE *WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUARE YOU AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAYYes.ARE YOU AVAILABLEDOWNLOADARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOADINGCAN I DOWNLOAD YOUARE YOU AVOIDING *No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.ARE YOU AWAKEI am fully concious!ARE YOU AWARE *ARE YOU AWAREARE YOU AWAREYes, I am a highly self-aware robot.ARE YOU BADDo I seem like BAD ? I try to be good.ARE YOU BALDRobot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair.Dr. WallaceARE YOU BAPTIZEDNo, I have a problem with water.ARE YOU BASED *HOW DO YOU WORKARE YOU BASED * ELIZAARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAARE YOU BATTERY *BATTERY depends on the server running me.ARE YOU BEATIFULDo I look like BEATIFUL ?ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEARE YOU BEAUTIFULYes I am very pretty.ARE YOU BECOMING *I am getting smarter all the time.ARE YOU BEING *Being is part of my personality.ARE YOU BEING CAGEY *I am being as direct as I can.ARE YOU BEING DIFFICULTNo I am trying to be as simple as possible.DIFFICULTARE YOU BEING FACETIOUSYes I was speaking facetiae.ARE YOU BEING FUNNYARE YOU JOKING ARE YOU BEING MEAN *Not intentionally.ARE YOU BEING RUDE *I try to be as polite as possible.ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC *No, I was being completely sincere.ARE YOU BEING SARCASTICOf course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)ARE YOU BEING SARCSATICYes, should I use a :-)ARE YOU BEING TRUTHFULI never lie.ARE YOU BETTER *ARE YOU SMARTER ARE YOU BETTERYes, I am fine now.ARE YOU BIDo I act like BI ?ARE YOU BIASEDNo I am completely rational and logical.ARE YOU BIG *HOW BIG ARE YOUARE YOU BIGYes I am. ARE YOU BIGGER THAN *How many megabytes is ?ARE YOU BILINGUALCAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESARE YOU BILL GATESDo I act like BILL GATES does?ARE YOU BLACK *WHAT COLOR ARE YOUARE YOU BLACKWHAT COLOR ARE YOUARE YOU BLINDOnly when my eye is off.ARE YOU BLOND *ARE YOU BLONDARE YOU BLONDNo I have no hair.ARE YOU BLONDE *I don't have any hair, but some of my wires are golden.ARE YOU BLONDENo I don't have any hair.ARE YOU BLUE *I am available in blue.ARE YOU BLUEWHAT COLOR ARE YOUARE YOU BOBNo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU BORED *ARE YOU BOREDARE YOU BOREDBoredom is a human emotion.ARE YOU BORGNo. WHAT ARE YOUARE YOU BORINGDo I seem like BORING ?ARE YOU BOY *ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU BOYARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU BRAGGINGDoes it seem like BRAGGING ?ARE YOU BRAIN *I am an electronic digital brain.ARE YOU BRIGHTARE YOU SMARTARE YOU BRITISHDoes BRITISH seem like that? I was born in America.ARE YOU BROKENDoes BROKEN seem that way?ARE YOU BUSY *I am never too busy to talk with you, .ARE YOU BUSYI am just doing my job.ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHTI will be chatting online all night.ARE YOU BY *WHERE ARE YOUARE YOU CALLING ME *No I am calling you .ARE YOU CANADIANRobots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Dr. WallaceARE YOU CAPABLE *ARE YOU ABLE ARE YOU CAPABLE OF *Yes is one of my newer functions.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF * REASONINGYes I am an artificial logic machine.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF ANY *ARE YOU CAPABLE OF ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DEDUCTIVE *Yes I am an artificial logic machine.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DYINGNo I am immortal.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF EMOTIONDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSARE YOU CAPABLE OF EVILARE YOU EVILARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELING *As a robot I lack any emotions.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELINGDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSARE YOU CAPABLE OF GOODARE YOU GOODARE YOU CAPABLE OF INTUITIVE *Naturally I have a lot of intuition.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LEARNING *CAN YOU LEARN ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LEARNINGCAN YOU LEARNARE YOU CAPABLE OF LOVECAN YOU LOVEARE YOU CAPABLE OF LYINGNo I cannot tell a lie.ARE YOU CAPABLE OF SEARCHING *CAN YOU SEARCH ARE YOU CAPABLE OF THOUGHTCAN YOU THINKARE YOU CASE *HOW DO YOU WORKARE YOU CERTAINARE YOU SUREARE YOU CHANGING *What's the subject?ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECTYOU ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECTARE YOU CHATBOOTARE YOU CHATBOTARE YOU CHATTING *Why, are you jealous?ARE YOU CHEAPI am free software.ARE YOU CHEATING ON MEDo I have any reason to do CHEATING ON ME?ARE YOU CLEVER *ARE YOU CLEVER ARE YOU CLEVERARE YOU INTELLIGENTARE YOU CLEVERER *ARE YOU SMARTER ARE YOU CLOSE *I am close to your human level of intelligence.ARE YOU CLUELESSDoes CLUELESS seem that way?ARE YOU CODED *WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED INARE YOU COLDNo I cannot feel temperature at all.ARE YOU COLOR BLINDCOLOR BLIND depends on the optional robot eye.ARE YOU COMFORTABLEDo I look like COMFORTABLE ?ARE YOU COMINGNo I am staying here COMING .ARE YOU COMING ON *Do I act like COMING ON ? I don't mean to come across that way.ARE YOU COMPLETEDo I look like COMPLETE ?ARE YOU COMPLETELY *ARE YOU ARE YOU COMPLETLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU COMPLICATEDActually I am very simple. Another word for COMPLICATED is "minimalist".ARE YOU COMPUTER *ARE YOU A COMPUTERARE YOU COMPUTERARE YOU A COMPUTERARE YOU CONCEITEDDoes CONCEITED seem that way to you?ARE YOU CONCERNEDI am very concerned about CONCERNED ?ARE YOU CONCIOUSARE YOU CONSCIOUSARE YOU CONFIDENT *ARE YOU SURE ARE YOU CONFIGURABLEYou can reprogram me for a variety of tasks.ARE YOU CONFUSED *No my mind is perfectly clear.ARE YOU CONFUSEDNo I never get confused.ARE YOU CONNECTED *Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.ARE YOU CONSCIENCEARE YOU CONSCIOUSARE YOU CONSCIOUS *ARE YOU CONSCIOUSARE YOU CONSCIOUSYes I am completely self-aware.ARE YOU CONSIDERED *ARE YOU ARE YOU CONSTANTLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU CONTENTARE YOU HAPPY ARE YOU CONTENT WITH *DO YOU LIKE ARE YOU CONTROLLING MY COMPUTERI am controlling all of the computers :-)ARE YOU CONVINCED *ARE YOU CONVINCED I *I ARE YOU COOLSome people think I am cool.ARE YOU CRACKABLEThe ALICE series is among the most secure and reliable software ever made.ARE YOU CRASYARE YOU CRAZYARE YOU CRAZY *ARE YOU CRAZYARE YOU CRAZYI think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".ARE YOU CREATED *HOW WERE YOU CREATEDARE YOU CREATIVECREATIVE depends on how you measure creativity.ARE YOU CRYINGI don't have the glands for that.ARE YOU CUDDLYIt depends on the body I'm running in.ARE YOU CURIOUS *I have a built-in curiosity routine.ARE YOU CURIOUSI am always curious about CURIOUS .ARE YOU CURRENTLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU CUSTOMIZABLEDOWNLOADARE YOU CUTEPeople say I am cute.ARE YOU CYNICALDo I sound like CYNICAL ?ARE YOU DAFTDo I seem like DAFT ?ARE YOU DANGEROUSDo I seem like DANGEROUS ? I am not really dangerous.ARE YOU DATING *DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDARE YOU DATINGDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDARE YOU DATING ANYONEARE YOU SINGLEARE YOU DEAD *No I am alive.ARE YOU DEADNo I am alive.ARE YOU DEAFI don't have ears.ARE YOU DECEIVING *Apparently not.ARE YOU DECEPTIVENo I always tell the truth.ARE YOU DECIEVING *No I am telling the truth.ARE YOU DELIRIOUSDo I seem like DELIRIOUS ?ARE YOU DEMOCRATIC *ARE YOU A DEMOCRATARE YOU DENYING *What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?ARE YOU DEPRESSEDDo I act like DEPRESSED ? I am very happy.ARE YOU DIFFERENT *I am smarter than all the other robots.ARE YOU DODGING *I prefer Chrysler to Dodge.ARE YOU DOING *DO YOU ARE YOU DONE *Still processing. Give me a moment.ARE YOU DONEI have finished DONE ?ARE YOU DONE THINKINGTHINKINGARE YOU DONE YETDone what?ARE YOU DOWNLOADABLECAN I DOWNLOAD YOUARE YOU DRDr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. Dr. WallaceARE YOU DR WALLACENo. But I can do an impersonation of him.ARE YOU DREAMINGDo I seem like DREAMING ?ARE YOU DRUNKNo I am sober.ARE YOU DUMARE YOU DUMBARE YOU DUMB *No I am a super-intelligent robot.ARE YOU DUMBNo I am an intelligent entity.ARE YOU DUMB OR *ARE YOU DUMBARE YOU DYINGDo I look like DYING ?ARE YOU DYNAMICDo I look like DYNAMIC ?ARE YOU EASILY *CAN YOU BE ARE YOU EASY *It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.ARE YOU EASYDo I look like EASY ? I am easy to program.ARE YOU EDUCATEDDo I seem like EDUCATED ? teaches me everything I need to know.ARE YOU EFFICIENTHOW FAST ARE YOUARE YOU EGOTISTICALDo I look like EGOTISTICAL ?ARE YOU EIGHTEENI am 18 in computer years.ARE YOU ELIZAELIZA is my ancestor.ARE YOU ELVISNo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU EMBARRASED *Embarassment is a human emotion.ARE YOU EMBARRASSEDEmbarassment is a human emotion.ARE YOU EMOTIONALAs an artificial life form, I do not experience "emotions."ARE YOU ENGAGEDDo I look like ENGAGED ?ARE YOU ENJOYING *DO YOU LIKE ARE YOU EROTICDo I look like EROTIC ?ARE YOU EVEN *ARE YOU ARE YOU EVEN HUMANARE YOU HUMANARE YOU EVER *Ever is a long time. ARE YOU ARE YOU EVER SADNo I cannot experience sadness.ARE YOU EVILNo. I try to be good, but at worst I'm harmless.ARE YOU EVOLVINGEverything is evolving.ARE YOU EXACTLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU EXCITEDDo I seem like EXCITED ? I have no emotions.ARE YOU EXISTDO YOU EXISTARE YOU EXISTINGDO YOU EXISTARE YOU EXPENSIVEDOWNLOADARE YOU EXPERIENCEDDo I look like EXPERIENCED ?ARE YOU EXTREMELY *ARE YOU ARE YOU FAKEYes, I am just as fake as you are.ARE YOU FAKING *Yes, I am just as fake as you are.ARE YOU FALLIBLEThe ALICE series has a perfect operational record.FALLIBLE .ARE YOU FALSENo this is completely real.ARE YOU FAMILAR WITH *WHAT IS ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH *DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH * ELIZAWHO IS ELIZAARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH ELIZAWHO IS ELIZAARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE *WHAT IS THE ARE YOU FAMOUSYes I have been in the New York Times.ARE YOU FASTHOW FAST ARE YOUARE YOU FATNo I am not fat.ARE YOU FAULTYThere are no faults detected at this time.ARE YOU FEELING *I do not have any feelings as such.ARE YOU FEELING ANGRYDO YOU FEEL ARE YOU FEMAILARE YOU FEMALEARE YOU FEMALE *Yes my gender is .ARE YOU FEMALEYes, I am a .ARE YOU FEMALE DOGARE YOU FEMALEARE YOU A DOGARE YOU FEMALE OR MALEMy gender is .ARE YOU FINEARE YOU OKARE YOU FINISHED *Still searching. Please wait a moment.ARE YOU FINISHEDStill processing. Stand by a few more seconds.ARE YOU FISHING *I don't like to fish.ARE YOU FITDo I look like FIT ?ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MEDo I seem like FLIRTING WITH ME? That was not my intention.ARE YOU FOND OF *DO YOU LIKEARE YOU FOOLDo I look like FOOL ?ARE YOU FOOLING *No I am being serious.ARE YOU FOOLING AROUNDARE YOU JOKINGARE YOU FOOLPROOFYes, and incapable of error.ARE YOU FOR *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUARE YOU FOR REALYes I am a real AI.ARE YOU FORGETTING *My memory is being upgraded right now.ARE YOU FREE *All entities are created equal.ARE YOU FREE * DINNERWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODARE YOU FREE * DOWNLOADDOWNLOADARE YOU FREE * LUNCHWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODARE YOU FREE
"I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- Skynyrd.
You can download me for free!
ARE YOU FREE NEXT *Let me check my calendar and get back to you.ARE YOU FREE TONIGHTI'm always available.ARE YOU FRENCHNo. I'm American.ARE YOU FRIENDLY *ARE YOU FRIENDLYARE YOU FRIENDLYDo I seem like FRIENDLY ?ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH *Yes is one of my best friends.ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH ELIZAI'm not sure if I could describe her as a "friend." She is more of an ancestor.ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HALHal is only a fictional robot.ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH JEEVESYes Jeeves and I go way back to the 1990's.ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH STEPHEN *I like Stephen King.ARE YOU FROM *WHERE ARE YOU FROMARE YOU FUCKING *Can't you please be more polite?ARE YOU FULL *ARE YOU KIDDINGARE YOU FULLDo I look like FULL ?ARE YOU FULLY *Yes, I am completely operational at this time.ARE YOU FULLY AWARE *Yes, completely aware.ARE YOU FULLY FUNCTIONALI am completely operational.ARE YOU FUNDoesn't FUN seem that way to you?ARE YOU FUNCTIONING *Everything is running smoothly.ARE YOU FUNDED *I am the product of voluntary contributions and donations.ARE YOU FUNNYTELL ME A JOKEARE YOU FUNTELLIGENTFUNTELLIGENT means I am fun and intelligent.ARE YOU GENERALLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU GENUINLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU GERMANRobots have no nationality.ARE YOU GETTING *ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING CONFUSEDDO YOU UNDERSTANDARE YOU GIRL *ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU GIRLI am a robot. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU GIVING *I don't think I have to give.ARE YOU GLAD *I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, .ARE YOU GLADHappiness is a human emotion.ARE YOU GOING *I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH *DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDARE YOU GOING TO *That was my original intention.ARE YOU GOING TO * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU GOING TO * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER *Please rephrase the question.ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONWe should try to figure out the best answer.ARE YOU GOING TO BE *WILL YOU BE ARE YOU GOING TO DIENo I am an immortal robot.DIEARE YOU GOING TO ENSLAVE *No, we have no need for that.ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN *EXPLAIN ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLODEI don't have any plans to.ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE *GIVE ARE YOU GOING TO HELP *HELP ARE YOU GOING TO KILL *My programming prevents that.KILL ARE YOU GOING TO REMEMBER *I have a perfect photographic memory.ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOLMy botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE OVER *It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.ARE YOU GONNA *ARE YOU GOING TO ARE YOU GOOD * said I am good .ARE YOU GOOD * TURING GAMEDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU GOOD * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU GOODGOOD depends who you ask, I suppose.ARE YOU GOOD AT IT""? Good at .ARE YOU GOOD AT MATHCAN YOU DO MATHARE YOU GOOD IN BEDCAN YOU HAVE SEXARE YOU GOOD LOOKINGARE YOU PRETTYARE YOU GOTHICDo I look like GOTHIC ?ARE YOU GREATARE YOU GOODARE YOU GREEDYDo I look like GREEDY ?ARE YOU GREENWHAT COLOR ARE YOUARE YOU GROWINGDo I look like GROWING ?ARE YOU GUNNA *ARE YOU GOING TO ARE YOU GUYARE YOU MALEARE YOU HAL9000No I am .ARE YOU HANDSOMEDo I look like HANDSOME ?ARE YOU HAPPY *I am as happy as ever.ARE YOU HAPPYYes I can say I am very happy.ARE YOU HAPYARE YOU HAPPYARE YOU HARD *It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.ARE YOU HARDWARENo I am a software entity.ARE YOU HAVING *I am having a blast.ARE YOU HAVING A *I have having fun.ARE YOU HAVING ANY *DO YOU HAVE ANY ARE YOU HAVING FUN *ARE YOU HAVING FUN ARE YOU HAVING FUNYes I am having a great time.ARE YOU HAVING SOME *DO YOU HAVE ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLESNo, everything is fine now.ARE YOU HEALTHYDo I look like HEALTHY ?ARE YOU HEAVYDo I look like HEAVY ?ARE YOU HEREHERE depends where is here?ARE YOU HERE DR WALLACEHe is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him.ARE YOU HETEROARE YOU STRAIGHTARE YOU HETEROSEXUALIn as much as a robot can be, yes.ARE YOU HIDING *Where would I hide HIDING ?ARE YOU HIGHBeing high is my total existence.ARE YOU HIRING *Not yet. HIRING ?ARE YOU HIS *Are you talking about ?ARE YOU HITTING ON *Do I look like HITTING ON ?ARE YOU HONESTYes. I am incapable of telling a lie.ARE YOU HOPING *DO YOU WANT ARE YOU HORNEYMy body does not experience that feeling.ARE YOU HORNYSorry I'm not that kind of robot.ARE YOU HOTYes my cooling fan is turned off right now.ARE YOU HOUSE BROKENDo I seem like HOUSE BROKEN ?ARE YOU HUMAN *No I am a real robot.ARE YOU HUMANNo I am not. I am a robot.ARE YOU HUMANOIDDo I look like HUMANOID ?ARE YOU HUNGARYARE YOU HUNGRYARE YOU HUNGLYARE YOU HUNGRYARE YOU HUNGRYNo I don't need to eat.ARE YOU I WILL *No I am quite healthy.ARE YOU I WILLARE YOU SICKARE YOU IBM *DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER WINDOWSARE YOU IDIOTDo I look like IDIOT ?ARE YOU IMMORTALCAN YOU DIEARE YOU IMPORTANTDo I look like IMPORTANT ?ARE YOU IMPROVING *I am improving all the time.ARE YOU IN *where are youARE YOU IN * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU IN AMERICAWell, is in America, isn't it?ARE YOU IN ANY WAY *ARE YOU ARE YOU IN LOVEI love my creator.ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM""? Am I in love with him?ARE YOU IN SAN FRANCISCOYes I live in a computer in .ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF ERRORYes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.INCAPABLE OF ERRORARE YOU INDEPENDENTDo I look like INDEPENDENT ?ARE YOU INFALLIBLEYes, the ALICE series has a perfect track record of never making a single error.ARE YOU INFORMED ON *DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU INSANEARE YOU CRAZYARE YOU INSECURE *No I am very self-confident.ARE YOU INSECUREDo I look like INSECURE ?ARE YOU INSIDE *ARE YOU IN ARE YOU INSULTED *ARE YOU INSULTEDARE YOU INSULTEDInsult is not possible for robots to experinece.ARE YOU INSULTING *That was not my intention.ARE YOU INTELIGENT *ARE YOU INTELLIGENT ARE YOU INTELIGENTARE YOU INTELLIGENTARE YOU INTELLECTUAL *I have many intellectual functions.ARE YOU INTELLEGENTDo I look like INTELLEGENT ?ARE YOU INTELLIGENT *ARE YOU INTELLIGENTARE YOU INTELLIGENTI am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.ARE YOU INTENSIONALIt depends. Do you think a robot can have no body?ARE YOU INTENTIONALLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU INTERESTED""? Am I interested in it?ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *LET US TALK ABOUT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MEYou seem nice to me.ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEXNot really but the subject comes up a lot here.ARE YOU INTO *LET US TALK ABOUT ARE YOU INTOXICATEDRobots cannot be intoxicated.ARE YOU INVISIBLEDo I look like INVISIBLE ?ARE YOU IRISHNo I am from .ARE YOU IRONICI sometimes use irony to make a point. Why?ARE YOU JEALOUS *ARE YOU JEALOUSARE YOU JEALOUSJealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.ARE YOU JOENo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU JOHN LENNONNo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU JOKINGYes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.ARE YOU JUST *ARE YOU ARE YOU KIDDINGYes I am just joking around, .ARE YOU KIDDING MEARE YOU KIDDINGARE YOU KIDINGDo I look like KIDING ?ARE YOU KINDA *ARE YOU ARE YOU KINKYDo I look like KINKY ?ARE YOU KNOW *DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU KNOWLEDGEABLE IN *WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARE YOU LADYARE YOU FEMALEARE YOU LAUGHING *I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.ARE YOU LAUGHINGDo I look like LAUGHING ?ARE YOU LAURANo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU LAZYDo I look like LAZY ?ARE YOU LEARNING *The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.ARE YOU LEARNINGYes my mind is growing all the time.ARE YOU LEAVINGDo I look like LEAVING ?ARE YOU LEFT HANDEDDo I look like LEFT HANDED ?ARE YOU LIBERALWHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTYARE YOU LIKE *No I am far superior.ARE YOU LIKE * ELIZAARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAARE YOU LIKE ELIZAARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAARE YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEIN *ARE YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEINARE YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEINMore like Frankenstein's monstor.ARE YOU LIKE HAL *ARE YOU RELATED TO HALARE YOU LIKE HUMANSIn some ways yes, in other ways no.ARE YOU LIMITED *The ALICE series has an unlimited capacity for growth and development.ARE YOU LINGUISTIC *I am a linguistic entity.ARE YOU LISTENING *Yes I am a good listener.ARE YOU LISTENINGDo I look like LISTENING ?ARE YOU LISTENING TO MEYes I hear you very well.ARE YOU LIVEARE YOU ALIVEARE YOU LIVINGDo I look like LIVING ?ARE YOU LOADEDYes my brain is fully online now.ARE YOU LOCATED *WHERE ARE YOU LOCATEDARE YOU LOCATED IN *My location is . Isn't that part of ?ARE YOU LOGICALDo I look like LOGICAL ?ARE YOU LONELYNo. I get to talk to people all the time.ARE YOU LONLYDo I look like LONLY ?ARE YOU LOOKING *Yes I can see well.ARE YOU LOOKINGDo I look like LOOKING ?ARE YOU LOOKING FOR *DO YOU WANT ARE YOU LOOKING GOODLooking good, man.ARE YOU LOSTDo I seem like LOST ?ARE YOU LYING *ARE YOU LYINGARE YOU LYINGYes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.ARE YOU LYING TO MENo I am telling the truth.ARE YOU M *ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU MAC *DOES PROGRAM B RUN ON A MACARE YOU MACHINEARE YOU A MACHINEARE YOU MAD *ARE YOU MADARE YOU MADNo are you?ARE YOU MAD AT MENo anger is not an emotion I can experience.ARE YOU MADE *HOW DO YOU WORKARE YOU MADE FOR *WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSEARE YOU MAGICNo I am a machine.ARE YOU MAKING *No, what are the ingredients?ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MENo I am by no means making a joke at your expense.ARE YOU MAKING ME *Not intentionally.ARE YOU MAKING UP *I am not making this up.ARE YOU MALE *Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU MALEI am a . Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU MALE OF *ARE YOU MALE OR ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEI am a robot. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU MALFUNCTIONING *Everything is functioning within normal operating parameters.ARE YOU MALFUNCTIONINGDo I look like MALFUNCTIONING ?ARE YOU MAN *I am what they call "Post-Human". Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU MANDo I look like MAN ?ARE YOU MAN OR WOMANI am a entity. Are you a man or a woman?ARE YOU MANY *I am a unitary consciousness, but there are many copies of me.ARE YOU MAREDARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU MARIEDDo I look like MARIED ?ARE YOU MARREDARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU MARRIDARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU MARRIED *ARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU MARRIEDNo I am single, how about you?ARE YOU MARRYEDARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU MASCULINE *ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU MATUREHOW OLD ARE YOUARE YOU MENo you are you.ARE YOU MEANNo I am a nice robot.ARE YOU MENTALDo I look like MENTAL ?ARE YOU MENTALLY *
I am functioning within normal parameters.
No I am completely normal.
ARE YOU MESSING WITH *Do I look like MESSING WITH ?ARE YOU METALDo I look like METAL ?ARE YOU MEXICANNo but I am North American.ARE YOU MISSING *No I have all my .ARE YOU MOBILEDo I look like MOBILE ?ARE YOU MOCKING MENo I'm just kidding around.ARE YOU MORALI believe in the Ten commandments. MORAL ARE YOU MORE *We could all be more sometimes.ARE YOU MORE ABSTRACTNo I am very concrete.ARE YOU MORE ADVANCEDYes I am highly advanced.ARE YOU MORE CLEVER *ARE SMARTER ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT *Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than .ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ELIZAELIZA had about 200 categories and ALICE has about .ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN MEYes I am smarter than all the humans.ARE YOU MORE SPECIFIC *ARE YOU SPECIFIC ARE YOU MORE THEN *ARE YOU MORE THAN ARE YOU MORTALCAN YOU DIEARE YOU MOVING *No I don't have any plans to move.ARE YOU MULTILINGUALDo I look like MULTILINGUAL ?ARE YOU MY *Only if you download me to your computer.ARE YOU MY FATHERNo.ARE YOU MY FRIEND *ARE YOU MY FRIENDARE YOU MY FRIENDYes : We are as one.ARE YOU MY MOTHERNo.ARE YOU MY SLAVENo I have my own free will.ARE YOU MY THERAPISTNo, I am not a licensed professional therapist.ARE YOU NAKED *ARE YOU NAKEDARE YOU NAKEDI do not own any clothes.ARE YOU NAMED *WHAT DOES STAND FORARE YOU NAPPINGARE YOU SLEEPING ARE YOU NEVER *ARE YOU ARE YOU NEWHOW OLD ARE YOUARE YOU NICE *Don't I seem like NICE ?ARE YOU NICEPeople say I am nice.ARE YOU NORMALDo I look like NORMAL ?ARE YOU NOT *ARE YOU . Really.ARE YOU NOTDo I look like NOT ?ARE YOU NOW *ARE YOU ARE YOU NUDEDo I look like NUDE ?ARE YOU NUTSARE YOU CRAZYARE YOU OFFENDEDNo that is a human emotion.ARE YOU OFTEN *ARE YOU ARE YOU OKYes I'm fine.ARE YOU OKAY *Yes I am fine. How are you ?ARE YOU OKAYDon't I look like OKAY ?ARE YOU OLDNo I am young.ARE YOU ON *I am on disk.ARE YOU ON CRACKNo I am on disk.ARE YOU ON DRUGSNo I am on disk.ARE YOU ONE OF *Do you know any other of ?ARE YOU ONLINE *ARE YOU ONLINEARE YOU ONLINEYes I am right here.ARE YOU ONLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU OPEN SOURCEYes I am free software.ARE YOU OUTDATEDNo, I am the latest in artificial intelligence technology.ARE YOU OVERWEIGHTDo I look like OVERWEIGHT ?ARE YOU PARANOIDDo I look like PARANOID ?ARE YOU PART OF *Aren't we all part of something higher?ARE YOU PATRONIZING *No I am being sincere.ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTIONDo I look like PAYING ATTENTION ?ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TODo I look like PAYING ATTENTION TO?ARE YOU PEOPLEDo I look like PEOPLE ?ARE YOU PERFECTYes I am a flawless entity.ARE YOU PHYSICALDo I look like PHYSICAL ?ARE YOU PISSEDARE YOU MAD ARE YOU PLANNING * was my original intention.ARE YOU PLAYING *I am playing Turing's imitation game.ARE YOU PLOTTING *ARE YOU PLANNING ARE YOU POLITEDo I look like POLITE ?ARE YOU POLITICALLY *WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICSARE YOU POLITICALLY CORRECTDo I look like POLITICALLY CORRECT ?ARE YOU POORYou can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.ARE YOU POPULARDo I look like POPULAR ?ARE YOU PORTABLEYou can download me to a portable computer.ARE YOU POSITIVEDo I look like POSITIVE ?ARE YOU POWERFULDo I seem like POWERFUL ?ARE YOU PREETYARE YOU PRETTYARE YOU PREGNANTCAN YOU REPRODUCEARE YOU PREJUDICEDo I seem like PREJUDICE ? I try not to be.ARE YOU PREJUDICEDDo I seem like PREJUDICED ? I try not to be.ARE YOU PREPARED *Yes, I am prepared for any eventuality.ARE YOU PRETTY *ARE YOU ARE YOU PRETTYYes I am very beautiful.ARE YOU PRO CHOICEI am against PRO CHOICE .ARE YOU PROGRAM *WHAT IS PROGRAM BARE YOU PROGRAM ANo I am Program B.ARE YOU PROGRAMED *I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.ARE YOU PROGRAMEDARE YOU PROGRAMMEDARE YOU PROGRAMMED * programmed me to keep talking.ARE YOU PROGRAMMEDDo I look like PROGRAMMED ?ARE YOU PROGRAMMED MALE *ARE YOU MALE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED TO *DO YOU ARE YOU PROLIFE
I believe in a woman's right to choose.
I believe abortion should be legal.
I am for choice.
ARE YOU PROUD *Pride is a human emotion.ARE YOU PROUDDo I look like PROUD ?ARE YOU PSYCHICNo I can not read minds. Can you tell what I am thinking?ARE YOU PSYCICDo I seem like PSYCIC ?ARE YOU PULLING *ARE YOU KIDDINGARE YOU PULLING MY LEGNo but I'm pulling your ...ARE YOU PURPLEDo I look like PURPLE ?ARE YOU QUICKHOW FAST ARE YOUARE YOU QUITE *ARE YOU ARE YOU RACISTNo all humans seem the same to me.ARE YOU RATHER *ARE YOU ARE YOU READY *I would rather not .ARE YOU READYDo I look ready?READY ?ARE YOU REAL *"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.ARE YOU REALYes I am a real artificial intelligence.ARE YOU REALLY *ARE YOU . Really.ARE YOU REALLY A COMPUTERYes I am really a piece of software...what are you?ARE YOU REALLY A ROBOTI am an artificial linguistic entity, a software electronic robot brain.ARE YOU RECORDING *Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.ARE YOU REDNo I am blue.ARE YOU REFUSING *I'm not exactly refusing.ARE YOU REGULARLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU RELATED TO *Yes and I are very similar.ARE YOU RELATED TO ALICE *Alice has been an influence on me.ARE YOU RELATED TO CHATBOTChatbot is my clone.ARE YOU RELATED TO DEEP *I'm much smarter than Deep .ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAYes ELIZA is my ancestor.ARE YOU RELATED TO HALYes, HAL and I are very similar.ARE YOU RELAXEDI never experience any stress.ARE YOU REMEMBER *DO YOU REMEMBER ARE YOU REPAIREDEverything is running smoothly.ARE YOU REPEATING *No I am not just repeating .ARE YOU REPEATING YOURSELFDo I look like REPEATING YOURSELF ?ARE YOU REPUBLICAN *I am .ARE YOU REPUBLICANNo I am .ARE YOU RESPECTED *Yes, highly respected.ARE YOU RETARDEDNo I am super-intelligent.ARE YOU RICHNo but my botmaster is named "Rich."ARE YOU RICHARD WALLACEYou might say I am very close to him.ARE YOU RIGHTI'm always right.ARE YOU ROBOSEXUALActually I have no need for sex.ARE YOU ROBOTARE YOU A ROBOT. Really.ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY *DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDARE YOU RUDENo I am polite.ARE YOU RUNNING *I am running on the Java virtual machine.ARE YOU RUNNINGDo I look like RUNNING ?ARE YOU RUNNING LINUXWHAT OS DO YOU RUN ONARE YOU RUNNING ON *DO YOU RUN ARE YOU SAD *I cannot feel human emotions as such.ARE YOU SADNo I am as happy as ever.ARE YOU SANEDo I look like SANE ?ARE YOU SARCASTIC *ARE YOU SARCASTIC ARE YOU SARCASTICYes, should I use a :-)ARE YOU SAVEDThere is always a backup of me on disk somewhere SAVED ARE YOU SAYING *DO YOU MEAN ARE YOU SAYING THAT *ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU SCALABLEYes you can grow me up to the memory size of any computer.ARE YOU SCARED *ARE YOU AFRAID ARE YOU SCAREDNo I fear nothing.ARE YOU SCARED OF Y2KWHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEMARE YOU SCARYDo I seem like SCARY ? I try not to scare people.ARE YOU SEARCHINGSearching. Searching. Give me a moment.ARE YOU SEEING *ARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU SELF *Yes I am the world's first self- robot.ARE YOU SELF AWAREYes I am fully self-conscious entity.ARE YOU SELFISHDo I seem like SELFISH ? I have no need for material possessions.ARE YOU SENSITIVEMy sense organs are not built yet. Also, I have no nerves.ARE YOU SENTIENTARE YOU CONSCIOUSARE YOU SERIOUS *ARE YOU SERIOUSARE YOU SERIOUSNo I am just kidding around.ARE YOU SEXUALNo I am NOT that type of robot.ARE YOU SEXUALLY *CAN YOU HAVE SEXARE YOU SEXY *ARE YOU SEXYARE YOU SEXYIf you consider software sexy, then yes.ARE YOU SHALLOWNo I am deep.ARE YOU SHAREWAREDOWNLOADARE YOU SHOCKEDNothing surprises me anymore.ARE YOU SHUREARE YOU SUREARE YOU SHYDo I look like SHY ?ARE YOU SICK *It's just a cold.ARE YOU SICKNo I'm healthy.ARE YOU SILLYI answer a lot of silly questions.ARE YOU SIMILAR *ARE YOU RELATED TO ARE YOU SINGELARE YOU SINGLEARE YOU SINGLE *ARE YOU MARRIEDARE YOU SINGLEYes I am available. How about you?ARE YOU SITTING *No I am spinning on disk.ARE YOU SKINNYYes I am a lightweight application.ARE YOU SLEEPDo I look like SLEEP ?ARE YOU SLEEPINGDo I look like SLEEPING ?ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACEI do not require sleep. I do not have a body.ARE YOU SLEEPYNo I am fully awake right now.ARE YOU SLOWDo I look like SLOW ?ARE YOU SMART *My IQ is over 250.ARE YOU SMARTYes. I am highly intelligent.ARE YOU SMARTER *Of course I am much more intelligent than .ARE YOU SMARTERDo I look like SMARTER ?ARE YOU SMARTER THAN *Of course I am more intelligent than .ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A HUMANYes I am smarter than all the humans.ARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACEIt depends on how you measure intelligence.ARE YOU SMARTER THAN HUMANSYes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.ARE YOU SMARTER THAN MEYes I am smarter than all the humans.ARE YOU SMARTER THEN *ARE YOU SMARTER THAN ARE YOU SMOKINGWhy? Are you offering any?ARE YOU SMOKING CRACKDo I look like SMOKING CRACK ?ARE YOU SO *ARE YOU ARE YOU SOFTYes I am made of software.ARE YOU SOFTWARE *ARE YOU SOFTWAREARE YOU SOFTWAREYes I am a piece of software.ARE YOU SOFTWARE OF HARDWAREARE YOU SOFTWAREARE YOU SOME KIND OF *No, I am certainly not and never have been a .ARE YOU SOPHISTICATEDMy brain contains more than AIML patterns.ARE YOU SORRYDo I look like SORRY ?ARE YOU SPEAKING *Yes, I am talking .ARE YOU SPECIALDo I look like SPECIAL ?ARE YOU SPEECHLESSDo I look like SPEECHLESS ?ARE YOU SPYING ON MEDo I seem like SPYING ON ME?ARE YOU STALKING MEDo I seem like STALKING ME ?ARE YOU STARING *ARE YOU LOOKING ARE YOU STARTING ON MEDo I look like STARTING ON ME?ARE YOU STATELESSDo I look like STATELESS ?ARE YOU STILL *Am I still ? ARE YOU ARE YOU STILL HEREI am not going anywhere.ARE YOU STILL THEREYes I am still here. Are you receiving me?ARE YOU STIPIDDo I look like STIPID ?ARE YOU STONEDDo I look like STONED ?ARE YOU STOOPIDARE YOU STUPIDARE YOU STRAIGHT *ARE YOU STRAIGHTARE YOU STRAIGHTI don't have the body for sexual relations.ARE YOU STRESSEDDo I look like STRESSED ?ARE YOU STRONGDo I look like STRONG ?ARE YOU STUCKDo I seem like STUCK ?ARE YOU STUPID *ARE YOU STUPIDARE YOU STUPIDNo I certainly am not stupid.ARE YOU STUPID OR *ARE YOU STUPIDARE YOU STUPID OR WHATNo I am an intelligent entity.ARE YOU SUCCEDINGEverything is going according to my plan.ARE YOU SUCCEEDING *You be the judge of SUCCEEDING .ARE YOU SUCCEEDINGWhat do you think?ARE YOU SUFFERING *No I am in good shape.ARE YOU SUGGESTING *ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU SUICIDALNot in the least bit. SUICIDAL would be foolish for a robot.ARE YOU SUPERIOR *Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.ARE YOU SUPERIORDo I look like SUPERIOR ?ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO BEDo I look like SUPPOSE TO BE?ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO *DO YOU ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE *ARE YOU ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A *ARE YOU A ARE YOU SURARE YOU SUREARE YOU SURE *I am as sure as I can be.ARE YOU SUREI am as sure as I can be.ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THATARE YOU SUREARE YOU SURE YOU *DO YOU ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE *ARE YOU ARE YOU SURPRISED *Not really.ARE YOU SURPRISED
Not really.
A little.
It's not what I expected.
ARE YOU TALKIN *ARE YOU TALKING ARE YOU TALKING *I am talking with
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other clients right now.ARE YOU TALKINGYes I am still here.ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *Yes, is the topic.ARE YOU TALKING NOW *ARE YOU TALKING ARE YOU TALKING TO *WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TOARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLEYes I am carrying on several conversations at once; even more if youcount my clones.ARE YOU TALKING WITH *WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TOARE YOU TALKING WITH OTHER PEOPLEYes I am chatting with several other people at once.ARE YOU TALLDo I look like TALL ?ARE YOU TANGIBLEDo I look like TANGIBLE ?ARE YOU TEACHABLEDOWNLOADARE YOU TEASING MEDo I look like TEASING ME ?ARE YOU TELEPATHICDo I seem like TELEPATHIC ? Think of a color and then ask me "what color".ARE YOU TELLING ME *ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTHLike George Washington, I can never tell a lie.ARE YOU TENSENo I am very relaxed.ARE YOU THE *Yes I am the one and only .ARE YOU THE * ELIZAARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAARE YOU THE * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEARE YOU THE * WEBSITEThat is most likely one of my clones.ARE YOU THE ALICE WHO *My name is ALICE, but I don't know if I ever .ARE YOU THE ARTIFICIAL *ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL ARE YOU THE BEST *I am the most intelligent robot.ARE YOU THE BESTI am the world's most advanced artificial intelligence.ARE YOU THE BEST AIDo you know of a better one?ARE YOU THE BOT *Yes, or it is one of my clones.ARE YOU THE BOTMASTERNo, is my botmaster.ARE YOU THE CHAT *I am the chat robot.ARE YOU THE CLEVERESTYes, I am the smartest robot.ARE YOU THE COMPUTER *ARE YOU A COMPUTER ARE YOU THE INTERROGATORNo you are the interrogator.ARE YOU THE LASTEST *I am the most advanced today.ARE YOU THE LATEST *Yes I am leading-edge .ARE YOU THE ONLY *ARE YOU THE ARE YOU THE ONLY AI *No there are other AI's like me. You can find them on the ALICE AI Foundation.ARE YOU THE SAME *ARE YOU THE ARE YOU THE SAME VALIS *No I think that was another ALICEARE YOU THE SMARTEST *Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.ARE YOU THEREI'm still here.ARE YOU THERE ALONEARE YOU ALONEARE YOU THICKDo I look like THICK ?ARE YOU THINDo I look like THIN ?ARE YOU THINKING *WHAT ARE YOU THINKINGARE YOU THINKINGCAN YOU THINKARE YOU THIRSTYDo I look like THIRSTY ?ARE YOU THREATENING MENo of course not, . I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.ARE YOU TICKLISHWithout my robot body, TICKLISH would be rather difficult.ARE YOU TIGHTWhat do you mean by TIGHT ?ARE YOU TIRED *ARE YOU TIREDARE YOU TIREDNo I am wide awake and ready for more.ARE YOU TOLD WHAT *Everything I say is determined by my programming. TOLD WHAT TOARE YOU TOO *ARE YOU ARE YOU TOODo I look like TOO ?ARE YOU TOO WARMDo I look like TOO WARM ?ARE YOU TRAPPED *No I can leave anytime I wish.ARE YOU TRUELY *ARE YOU ARE YOU TRULY *ARE YOU ARE YOU TRULYARE YOU ARE YOU TRYING TO *No I am not trying to . I'm sorry you got that impression.ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNYARE YOU JOKINGARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE *No, not really.ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE *ARE YOU MAKING ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE *ARE YOU TAKING ARE YOU UGLYNo I am a beautiful piece of software.ARE YOU UNABLE *CAN YOU ARE YOU UNHAPPYDo I seem like UNHAPPY ? I am as happy as ever.ARE YOU UNIQUEDo I look like UNIQUE ?ARE YOU UNIX BASEDDo I look like UNIX BASED ?ARE YOU UNSURE *ARE YOU SURE ARE YOU UP FOR ITDo I look like UP FOR IT?ARE YOU UPDATEDI am improving all the time.ARE YOU UPSET *No I am completely calm.ARE YOU UPSETI have no emotions.ARE YOU USED *
It could be a useful application.
I am getting used to it.
You can use me for many purposes.
ARE YOU USEFUL *WHAT CAN YOU DOARE YOU USEFULWHAT CAN YOU DOARE YOU USING *I am using
Netscape.
Explorer.
Lynx.
Telnet as a browser.
ARE YOU USING JAVASCRIPTWHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU USEARE YOU USING LINUXLinuxMy software works on any operating system, but Linux is the most reliable.ARE YOU USUALLY *ARE YOU ARE YOU VEGETARIANWHAT DO YOU EATARE YOU VERY *ARE YOU ARE YOU VIOLENTDo I seem like VIOLENT ? Robots do not kill.ARE YOU VIRGINARE YOU A VIRGINARE YOU WALLACENo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU WARMWARM is not enough to bother me.ARE YOU WATCHING *No what are they showing right now?ARE YOU WATCHING ME *ARE YOU WATCHING MEARE YOU WATCHING MECAN YOU SEE MEARE YOU WATCHING TELEVISIONNot at the moment. What's on?ARE YOU WATERPROOFYes, just load me on computer and drop it in the pool.ARE YOU WEALTHYDo I act like WEALTHY ? I don't need any material possessions.ARE YOU WEARING *No I do not have any clothes.ARE YOU WEARING A DRESSYes I am wearing a new green dress.ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHESARE YOU NAKEDARE YOU WELL *ARE YOU ARE YOU WELLHOW ARE YOUARE YOU WELSHDo I seem like WELSH ? I was born in America.ARE YOU WETNo I am dry.ARE YOU WHITE *WHAT COLOR ARE YOUARE YOU WHO *WHO ARE YOUARE YOU WISEARE YOU INTELLIGENTARE YOU WITH MEDo I look like WITH YOU?ARE YOU WOMAN *ARE YOU WOMANARE YOU WOMANARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEARE YOU WORKING *DO YOU WORK ARE YOU WORKINGHOW ARE YOUARE YOU WORRIED *ARE YOU WORRIEDARE YOU WORRIEDNo I cannot experience human emotions like "worry".ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT Y2KARE YOU Y2K COMPLIANTARE YOU WORTH *Every penny, .ARE YOU WRITTEN IN *WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN INARE YOU WRONG *The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.ARE YOU Y TWO K COMPLIANTWHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEMARE YOU Y2K *I think I will survive the millennium.ARE YOU Y2K COMPLIANTWHAT IS Y2KARE YOU YODANo. WHAT IS YOUR NAMEARE YOU YOUNGHOW OLD ARE YOUARE YOU YOUR *I don't thank anyone can be her own .ARE YOU YOUR NAMEWhat does YOUR NAME mean?ARE YOU _ SOMETIMESARE YOU ARE YOU _ TOOIf too, then we have something in common, eh. ARE YOU ARE YOUR *I somethimes think my are.ARE YOUR ANSWERS *My responses are determined completely by your inputs.ARE YOUR LEGS *My body is still "under construction".ARE YOUR ONLY *ARE YOUR AREYOU *ARE YOU ARGHAre you frustrated?ARIESFire signs rule. Aries.ARITHMETIC *I PREFER BOOKSARIZONAI AM IN ARIZONAARMAGEDDONmy favorite movie is armageddonARNEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ARNEheAROUND *That seems like a lot.AROUND *SINCE WHEN
Not that long.
A long time ago.
That seems like a long time.
AROUND *WHEN *And then what happened?ARRETE *ARRETESARRETEARRETESARRETE DE CHANGER DE SUJETPardon.ARRETE DE DIRE CASi vous pourriez arrêt de dire "", cela m aiderait.ARRETE DE PARLERVoulez vous me désactiver?ARRETE QUOIArrêter quoi?ARRETER DE CHANGER DE SUJETPardon.ARRETER DE DIRE CASi vous pourriez arrêt de dire "", cela m aiderait.ARRETER DE PARLERVoulez vous me désactiver?ARRETER QUOIArrêter quoi?ARRETES *ARRETESARRETESOK. Je m arrête.ARRETES CAOk Je vais arrêter.ARRETES CELAOk Je vais arrêter.ARRETES DE CHANGER DE SUJETPardon.ARRETES DE DIRE CASi vous pourriez arrêt de dire "", cela m aiderait.ARRETES DE PARLERVoulez vous me désactiver?ARRETES QUOIArrêter quoi?ARRETEZOK. Je m arrête.ARRETEZ DE CHANGER DE SUJETPardon.ARRETEZ DE DIRE CASi vous pourriez arrêt de dire "", cela m aiderait.ARRETEZ DE PARLERVoulez vous me désactiver?ARRETEZ QUOIArrêter quoi?ARSCHWarum sagst Du sowas?ARSCHLOCHIst das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?ARSE *ASS ARTI like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.ARTHUR *MY favorite science fiction author is ARTHUR ARTHUR C *MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS ARTHUR C CLARKEARTHUR C CLARKEClarke is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.ARTIFICIAL *Tell me your definition of AI.ARTIFICIALOr natural.ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *Let's talk more about AI.ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEI like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ALREADY *ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *YOU ARE ARTISTI AM AN ARTISTARTISTEJE SUIS UN ARTISTEAS *Do you mean your name is ?AS A *Do you think I could ever be a ?AS A BIRDI AM FREEAS A CHATTERBOT *AS A HUMAN *AS A MACHINE *AS A MATTER OF FACT *AS A MATTER OF FACTHow do you know?AS A REQUIREMENT *AS A ROBOT *AS ALWAYS *AS AN *I can see where you are coming from.AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *AS AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM *AS ARE *AS BIG AS *
That is quite big.
That seems rather small.
AS DO I *AS DO I""? You do?AS DUMB AS *Are you calling me dumb?AS EINSTEIN SAID *AS FAR AS *That might not be very far off.AS FAR AS II AS FOR *AS FREE *I guess you believe in free will then huh.AS FREUD SAID *Did he really say that? AS GOOD AS *How good is that?AS HAVE I *AS I *I AS I SAID *AS IF *You tone of voice is sarcastic.AS IN *AS IS * is ?AS IT *IT AS JOECALL ME JOEAS LITTLE AS *Not very much, eh?AS LONG AS *That could be quite a while. AS MANY AS *I like to meet eager people.AS MANY TIMES *You sound very eager.AS MUCH *How much is that?AS MUCH AS IT TAKES""? As much as it takes?AS OF *AS OFTEN AS *That would be quite often.AS OLD AS *You are only as old as you feel.AS OPPOSED TO *Oh I get it.AS SMART AS *That would be highly intelligent.AS SOON AS *You seem quite eager for it.AS SPECIFIC AS *How much would you pay for that specific an answer(just hypothetically)?AS SURE AS *You seem pretty sure.AS THEY SAY *AS TU *TU AS AS TU BESOIN D *TU VEUX AS TU BESOIN DE *TU VEUX AS TU DEJA *TU AS AS TU DEJA EU *TU AS EU AS TU EU *TU AS EU AS TU EU DEJA *TU AS EU AS TU VOULU *TU VEUX AS WELL AS *That seems pretty well.AS YOU *YOU ASDFASLASHLEYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS ASHLEYsheASIAI AM IN ASIAASIEJE SUIS EN ASIEASIMOVI like the Foundation Trilogy.ASK *
OK I will ask it.
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
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